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Either the dick is good or he's a damn rich niggaa

Na dem dey confuse girls like this

I wonder what the flat earth protagonist would say now

Buhari and his lifeless team always makes the assertion that crude oil price was at $100 for 19 years.

The fact is that you can't compare the obj/atiku administration and this present one..
OBJ administration had all the indices against them..
-price of oil was very low
- they were the first democratic elected president
- huge world debt
- worse infrastructure
-low external foreign Reserves

But they performed excellently with the little resources at their disposal (even with the alleged looting, APC with their self righteousness cannot account for 40trn under 6 years)
©DonFreshmoney

Social media bill never land, e be like this, that means if peraventure it is passed, that means,
"Goodmorning PDP" would warrant an invitation by DSS

I thought DSS was a Nigerian equivalent of FBI, FBI I know goes after domestic terrorism and major interstate crime syndicates not to be used by a local politician to settle scores with a university journalist

women are very wicked,heartless,and uncompassionate

She is none of the above, she saw an opportunity to upgrade her life and she took it.
Go and hustle

I don't understand why smoking is so overflog in Nigeria, something that even pastors do in other lands

Everything in Nigeria is just so disorganized

See as the planes just scattered around, in saner lands, all the planes would be arranged diagonally in the allotted parking space

unclefamous:
Have you ever been caught having sex?

Caught as in how?
You no get house you dey pursue woman

No alternative mbok

punisha:
Jungle justice is about to prevail on those bastarrdzzz. The people will soon become d police... SARS and every corrupt policeman will be killed without mercy.
I have predicted what happens in 2020.
For more prophecies visit my page on 2go.

Same username?

vickydankal:
I know among the list of your problems, my name won't be there. Do not transfers your aggression on me. I only shared my views on this matter, I didn't insult or call you names. I know how hard it is to argue intelligently. If your comment was void of insult I would have replied on that line. Did you see where I wrote I stand to be corrected? Young man be careful.

Avoid me completely

Religious beliefs kee you dere
A land full of wicked greedy people hiding under the cloak of religion
You talk about African culture, you mean the culture that started wearing full body clothes after the white man came?

vickydankal:
I support the keeping of culture but when madness and nudity are being celebrated then we ask where is our morality and religious beliefs. I stand to be corrected, but I don't think this is African culture. It could have another name but the word carnival I don't think it is our thing.

This carnival celebrates unclothedness, alcohol, sexuality cravings and pervertions.

Geminita1:
I alreaddy have my Lion King, don't need distractions.

But Lion King is cheating
Beware of the hyenas my dear

They locked me up like that, I never stepped foot there again

The other time, after (I still call it Tarry Night) Night of Bliss, 5am, they say no one should step out till 6am. Well they did say for security reasons but I never attended any night program again

Geminita1:
He cheats, i cheat too to balance the equation. Let us all be animals together.

I am an antelope, where can we meet

Ladies, the summary of the writeup is
If you are not ready for sex, don't accept unnecessary gift, don't sleep over, don't eat their suya, don't ask them to fill gas for you or subscribe for you.

Unless you two have already agreed that there's no attachment to any of the above. NEVER ASSUME

Enter bus make we go find good girl wey like sex before next Xmas. No time

Pauldollars:
Ask a qualified civil engineer and architect. They will give you a better answer than what you may read on Nairaland

A lot of them are on nairaland

That was fast, well it should be when money is available
You said you are yet to get the cost, that means you just mention the figure and it is provided

Pity the man had to die before the building was renovated

And with this singular action, Buhari was so impressed that he has sent the restructuring and constitutional amendment bill to the national assembly

No wonder Biafran soldiers wanted to forcefully annexed it but the gallant Nigerian soldiers repel them

Wait, you rushed to post this and you are a dropout? No wonder you are doing well (I presume) with your computer work

You should see what graduates are writing nowadays while lazing about crying "no job"

I think you are a cool guy and you can make girls laugh and feel comfortable in your presence. That's what that girl feels when she is with you, something she might not get with anyone at school.
But be on the guard cos it's love, when responsibilities start creeping in on her, she will need someone with more financial power.
So enjoy while it lasts

HeliotJ:
I'm a young man 28years. There beautiful women in my area who took huge interest in me. I'm not actually good looking ( I am not someone a girl can crave for). I Just own a computer shop doing photocopy and printing for people in a remote place in Lagos. I'm a school drop out due to some reasons beyond me.

The girl is a student (UNILAG) and in her final classes. Her parents live close to my shop. One time they break in school, she comes to do print in my shop. Things happened and I got her number. I used to call her. And she calling me often too. After some times she stated having interest in me, telling me she missing me. Came from her school all the time just to see me. Her parents don't know. I can say 100 she likes me.

My question is ; what can make such beautiful girl to like a nobody like me. As I said I'm not fine and I don't have money o.

Please read and don't angry for the English. I rush to wrote it. And im member of this place but I don't use to write. I just opened this name today so that I won't expose me

Thank

brave, courageous, risk takers

Na dem

You can't, no one in your family has ever gotten pass 3rd class, just be satisfied with the new record you have made

(No!, I won't keep it)

Why should Executive buy cars for legislature?

I believe if what you are doing with the car doesn't generate money for its maintenance, think twice about owing a car.

When next you think about how much the car is chopping from you, ask yourself if you would have made the money you are about to spend if the car was not there

Where is Raymond Reddington when you need him

Check your data saver and battery saver settings

Dem go still pay bride price for this one?

That small water?

Starboy dey for you