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Dicktion:
You seriously need to meet someone like @itearhertoto or totogokillme to reset your brain with a good fvcck

This is the second time you be mentioning me today dude. How much am I owing

Nairaland was made for people to mind their business and share only their problems if necessary but here you are telling me your subconscious begged you not to fall for a Zoogerian hoe but you declined to its pleas, only to come back here and prove what exactly?
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Pukes

8. If she wears tight jeans to your house. My brother double the protection



Exactly where I throwed up on the trash. Tell her to tie wrapper na








Pukes

Jesu! you smash punnna even with your pile ON
Dem use fvck swear for you
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Pukes

Heyyounotyou:
Lol .. like I said my instinct were right..
We move !!

You move or he moved

Heyyounotyou:
Lol .. Funny you ..
He was all over me.. I won’t want to go into details.. Maybe my instincts were right and that was why i didn’t give in to his sexual advances !

Oh really? But i hope you're not one of them sha The put a ring on my finger first or konji go kill you hoes

Perhaps some part of you smelled like obalende under bridge when you guys touched. Perhaps you weren't up to par as he thought that's why he never smashed your punnna mercilessly.. Don't you think I have a point






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AwkaetitiBabe:
Bitchh pls. Go work hard instead of looking for a woman to clear get account on ur head. Pervert

Lemme assume everyone on nairaland is lazy just like you just stated huh? Then aren't we all alike?? So sweedy just leave the fvck and answer the question I dropped ok






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lavylilly:
Can you stay a month without sex?

These hoes can't go a week without their pussy walls getting stretched outwardly. They just can't. can you OP





Pukes

AwkaetitiBabe:
I can't sacrifice my savings for love o. Infact I no even get savings to begin with.

You cry broke, I scream broker..

I can't swallow abuse and maltreatment cos of love... Na.

What can hoes really do for love then? Just widening of legs only





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AwkaetitiBabe:
I can't sacrifice my savings for love o. Infact I no even get savings to begin with.

You cry broke, I scream broker..

I can't swallow abuse and maltreatment cos of love... Na.

What can hoes really do for love then? Just widening of legs to random guys only





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amiibaby:
Musa have has doze off

Much like that

Have you tried HIV test




Pukes

Two afonja don reduce. Are you haters happy now
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Pukes

The first pic tho
Lemme go scoop a handful of Vaseline and imagine smashing her punnna backwards
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Pukes

No be say Ajax been no wan qualify for champions league knockout stage o, but Valencia fling am comot.
Life now especially in this part of the world let's just be prayerful and hopeful we don't end up as victims to some abyss forces that may hinder us from seeing next year. Let's all also gather and pray not to fall victims in the hands of blood thirsty afonjas who are out there this coming yuletide looking for every viable means to mine innocent skulls.
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Pukes

It happened many years ago. I just spoke to her this evening after 6 years of no see and I remembered everything like it was yesterday. I have never told her anything and I'll never do cos i did nothing to her. I remembered those days when everyone would go to bed but we still up giggling upandan to some jokes and stories we tell ourselves. She liked me so much we were besties but I loved her crazily instead. I would look at her boobs jiggling as she would laugh to my not so funny jokes then. I would look at them and cry within wishing I could grab and squeeze beyond recognition... There was a night i wanted to pull her closer, grab her onion arse cheeks and ferociously spank till they reddens, then fvck her pusssy till she squirms, her legs tremble, her cum overflows and her soul marvels. I was just a perv for her. I loved her insanely and wished there was nothing like cousins or any other family trash aside a blood brother and sister. But unfortunately she was. My cousin sister!

However I almost summoned courage the other day after I got gingered by an ahithophel type of friend to go fvck her pussy out the next time we stay up late at night. On this day I purposely bought movies so we could watch and stay up late. I wasn't ready to take chances of her going to bed as I already had plans to get my dik smiling the following day.

Long story short. I grabbed her this time around and she fell in my arms like she already wanted it. My dik ached with happiness. I looked deep in her eyes for about a minute and she smiled back but looked away shyly. Then and only then I knew it wasn't gonna work cos according to my ahithophel brand of friend she was supposed to maintain the eye contact we exchanged and never look away or better still ask "What?".. Unfortunately for my dik that cursed night she looked away and I assumed she was a virgin. Unfortunately I already made a vow not to have anything to do with a virgin, and I was right about my assumptions anyways cos she got married a virgin two years later. But I wished she didn't look away cos it killed my spirit. I had to tell her she's really cute and I was so proud to have a lady like her as a sister and I'd always stand by her to make sure she gets the best breed of a husband. And yea she did. I don't know what would have happened if she didn't look away but I wished she didn't. At least until she got married.

That experience has taught me alot in life. It applies to so many things. One minute of pleasure may ruin your career or life.
But still on still I don't get to blame people that sleep with their siblings that much cos it ain't easy if you haven't passed through that path. I have been there. Stolen waters tastes better they say. Perhaps whoever says that is right. If the pussy wants to be smashed no P give it the D. After all it is better to give than to receive. Isn't it





Pukes

stupidity:
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There are small dlcks bro!!!
As well wide pvssys.

The second pic tho

lavylilly:
Mention those things you can never do for love , no matter how much you love that person
I can't sacrifice my savings for love, i can't have a child out of wedlock for love, I can't turn my back against my loved ones for love and most of all I won't take a blood oat cuz of love fighting my fellow girl because of a man
sharing toothbrush
MouthAction (Abeg no give me head I won't give u BJ) I don't like it
Anal sex

You're the perfect match for FWB... You wanna hangout sometime

This shii as Fake as an afonja proclaimibg he's no longer gonna mine.






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Afforda:
My brother, you need to be good to unlock this code. But nothing is impossible just that they express their likeness for guys codedly.

She calls you ODE. My beloved brother , its not an abuse its a code to let you know you ain't listening enough to the signs and wonders she has been displaying.

I don't want your girl friend to come and break my head ooo.. It's the coded way to ask you if you have a girlfriend. And if you gawk it, you are on your own.

Is there light in your house?. Excuse of wanting to come to your house to hang out. Better say you have light even if you don't have a transformer in your area.

Big head go joo. Again, this is not an abuse but endermeant. Its another way of saying I love you.

You can't even call somebody.. Never sleep on it bro. This one is code for ‘”I miss you’’. Any time she says this, accept your fault and apologize in a romantic way.

Go away jare. Guess you never heard that Nigerian girls are the king of reverse psychology. Go away means the exact opposite. And if you are not smart enough to know, my brother it's only the holy spirit that can minister forgiveness into her heart.

You just forgot about me.. Another way to say can't you see I'm tripping?

[Olodo: olodo is the synonyms of ‘’my baby’’. Once she calls you olodo, just know you are getting there

I hate you. Means I am head over heels in love. My brother you have won

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Just get your child to go to an excellent primary and secondary school and watch your dreams come through. Higher education in Zoogeria is as fake as Bobrisky's booobs








Pukes

IAmStrange:
Just as hundreds of millions of other men are enjoying.

Stop idolizing or glorifying women's bodies.

It's one of the reasons why Men of these days are so weak and have subjected themselves to being at the mercy of women.

Life doesn't end there... there are many more important things and also many other sources of pleasure in life.

What does she have? Fine face? boobs? butts? and pussy? Hundreds of millions of women also fit into that category in the world!

Focus your mind on more important things and stop glorifying women's bodies like that's where the world ends

When Imes comes, he will come and make you understand better.

Imes, we await your coming

Can't read all the newspaper
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Pukes

What happened to her teeth
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Freehuman:
Dear Mr Puke on the internet,
I almost gave a fuçk but then I read "amateur" in the topic.
What happened to chaining her with strong cuffs and spanking her soft ass till it turns red. [b]Fuçking her in her armpits , eyes and ears [/b]followed by Fuçking her Toto in this sequence :10 minutes Bull dog thrust, 2 minutes Fulani horse thrust and 4 minutes tortoise curl thrust.

beresponsible:
Dunno know about 5 mins but 20 years and five beautiful kids later I still get a thank you from madam.

Mr Puke on the internet everybody is a warrior

Well the thread was for amateurs yet as a pro you still clicked




Pukes

obiekunie2:
guy you are such an amateur!

you know absolutely nothing about fuking and satisfying a woman.

all this your shit talk is for broke boys like you that always believe you fuk girl with six pack and muscles!

SMALL BOY PLS LEARN THIS SECRET TODAY!

YOU FUK GIRLS WITH CASH NOT WITH MUSCLES!

WITH ALL THIS YOUR FLEX AND MUSCLES ALL SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD ALERT AND SHE WILL ORGASM LIKE NO TOMORROW!

A GIRL DOESN'T MIND IF U LAST FOR 2 SECONDS SO LONG AS HER ACCOUNT RECEIVES A GOOD SWEET ALERT!


THIS IS THE REASON WHY OLDER GUYS LIKE US STILL MESS YOUR RELATIONSHIP BY FUKING YOUR BABY LOVE ALWAYS WHILE U R IN THE GYM ACQUIRING MUSCLES!






YOUNG MAN GO HUSTLEOOOO! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME IN THE GYM BC YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL!

AS A MAN YOU CAN ONLY IMPRESS HER WITH HOW LOADED YOUR POCKET IS!

The boy whose boss is the one to decide if he's gonna be successful or not is here spilling trash. I have 2 questions for you....

1. If you get sacked today you go looking for another job to start afresh

2. Forget say you see me for nairaland. I don't get to brag before one would know I can get them and their entire household fed and employed with good checks.. For now go brag with your mates cos I might be your boss. So what now happens when I find out you squander all your salary on hungry girls? Do I get you fired






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beresponsible:
Always get ready and angry first like you're going into a fight.. When i say angry i mean super anger. Like you're on some vengeance shii. Be furious!

Advise for freaks. Guy na love making not WWE combat. Slow consistent and persistent thrust for 30 minutes and majority females will appreciate you.

Sounds like a 5 mins man... Are you one



Pukes

I'm gonna keep it as precise as much.

Number one hit the gym or at least get used to some sit-ups and push ups at home if you can't afford the gym. But if you can't afford the gym why afford pussy
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Ok the drill is gym or nah you should try keeping your upper body fit as that gives you the ability to endure and keep going on and on when you smash.
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Like when you're on sit-ups you're tired but you keep going till you hit the numbers. Same thing applies to when you're smashing that pussy in whatever position you're gonna keep going as far as you have set out how many minutes you wanna thrash it without a pause

Ok Lemme break it a little more bit.
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Let's say you wanna fvck her ruthlessly at a speed of 5 thrusts per second and you wanna go like that for 3 minutes before you pause. You're gonna keep going until you hit the time.
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Now if along the way you're tired which you aren't supposed to if you're a gym rat or at least keeps fit at home, but if you do anyways, you gonna imagine yourself in a gym session where you do go about 30 sit-ups before you take a break, and y'all know 30 sit-ups isn't some plantains right
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So you gonna get set and thrust that pusssy deep and fast with a speed of at least 4 thrusts per second for 3 mins then you take a break and ride slowly for 2 minutes then fire on again with another 3 mins, take another 2 mins break to grind slow again. You make the circle goes round as much as you want. You can go through for an hour if you last that long. But 30 minutes would be Ok to get her pussy expanded to a certain level where it would be mouth agape for at least 30-45 mins.
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So what y'all weak souls out there are gonna do is follow this lil tips and up your game. All you gonna do is imagine yourself in a gym session and you will be always good to go. But if you're a five minutes arse man you gonna need to work on yourself or take dr.ugs to keep you going. Cos you need to smash till the pussy simultaneously wears out and goes out of position
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One more thing guys before you smash... Always get ready and angry first like you're going into a fight.. When i say angry i mean super anger. Like you're on some vengeance shii. Be furious!
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Get prepared and always make sure you get her pussy fingered immensely till her legs trembles i.e if you don't suck. but you need to suck bro.
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But before you go down on an affonja girl make sure she takes her bath and you watch her wash off that scruffy big arse of theirs neatly. Or you're doomed






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AwkaetitiBabe:
That was what you comprehended? Jeeez, our educational system is something else

Like some monster dik





Pukes

AwkaetitiBabe:
Good Day everyone!

The much anticipated Christmas Giveaway is here! Can't say it's first of a kinda but I can definitely say it would be the best to come (hopefully).

So here's how it's gonna go,

- Take a picture of things you don't need or not using, be it old devices, clothes, shoes, makeup, bags, whatever comes to mind!

- Post it here on the thread and indicate your location so that an interested party can reach out.


It's very simple!

Now say you have no item to give but would love to contribute, you could gift recharge cards, apps, ebooks....even bitcoins

Even your services would be appreciated!

Nothing is too small guys

God bless each and everyone of you and we all contribute to make this a success!

Are we ready?!


P. S, Scammers should steer clear please

Are you hungry I have lots of food stocked in my freezer I don't wanna use. Do you have tfare





Pukes