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The afonja come dey do like she no whine waist / climb rods when she young. Nonsense and Ororo's lamentations





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shestrong:
clown

Sweedy go fall in love before it gets late. Waiyt! you more than 25 right Ok Your time's ticking.





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If this nonsense make front page I go sell all my village people





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Op no mind am. Na so afonja girls dey do




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Bro you're dating Brock Lesner.

hope1292:
Sometimes i beg for sex and i try to force her she insult me nd hit me too

Now to the point, I'm tired of this girl i feel like 6 years in a relationship wasted because i don't see my future in her, I beg for sex, i get insulted, she tends to embarrass me anywhere even in front of her friends, though i love her and she loves me too .

Wait! Did I just read that
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shestrong:
U must be daff to mention my quote. Must every opportunity to meet new people on nairaland or have fun chating end in sex? Don't angry me whatever ur name is.

What if he's ready to give you hot hot. Who doesn't like a good fuvk from a good rod?? You do





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shestrong:
Name it..

And when he gets your pussy shattered beyond reparation hope yoh gonna like





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Jiggerboiy:
Everything isn't about pussy bro. But I haven't felt like this before towards someone I haven't met physically. I just hope it doesn't ends awful.

I understand man. But it still doesn't change the fact that after all said you'd still get her pussy smashed till it pops out right






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Be honest. You wanna get her pussy smashed





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porshnuel:
I wanted something low ....bt she has made everything difficult....I give her attitude s now ...bt the more I give her attitude she more her love increases...

Gbege
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Someone sounds like when a lady is critically sex starved






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In zoogeria, they are stacks of local girls everywhere you pass like common entrance.





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meobizy:
I heard a guy did this once. I’m sure it’s more common than most people believe. I can not try it. I know for sure I will get arrested for somebody dying from alcohol intoxication.

you need to try that sometime before you run old boy. You just need that

She came around tonight to say goodbye. She be traveling back to Hawai tomorrow. Her pink fresh pussy got rammed by a good dicck. The goddamn pussy got fingered immensely till she came hard, her legs sprawled like a lifeless coackroach as she moaned in her divine tune. I have never seen her cum that much. It was beauteous to behold yet unsettling as the pussy dripped nonstop almost turning my sheets into a lagoon. What if i got drowned? Is that how my story would end But her pussy was glad it was fvcked properly. She looked at me and her pussy smiled. What a personification







Don't be excited pussies...
It's just part of a poem crafted by his majesty
Itearhertotorun
For the listening ears of high-priced hoes when they are out ready for some non compos mentis fun that ends up with the punnnani being shagged heartlessly till it shifts out of its natural position where oluwa yehova inserted it from the beginning. i.e punnna moves from in-between the legs (Point A) and reside in either the chest (Point B) , the right leg (Point C) or the left leg (Point D) for at least 3 hours before going back home (Point A). What a wonder






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After relocation rent triples. Zoogeria government always creating ways to make life get harder for the ones that are still managing to survive. What a nation hell






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The AIDS we have in naija is enough. They don't want you to go bring more. We no go gree o we no go gree
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HIV now...
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She later accused me of not having human feelings that I should pity the guy, she said if she blocked the guy now that how do I expect the guy to feel.

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Hoes will be hoes even oluwa jesu can't change that

Since you don't like stress try bet9ja. Sure 2 odds everyday stake 500k win 1million/day. Thank me later

GODWINLOWSKI:
A Female Friend Of Mine Who I've Known For Over 10 Years, Due To Our Closeness During Primary/Secondary School Days. She Stays In Poland For Now With A Member Of Her Family, Sent Me A Message Yesterday Telling Me She'll Return For Xmas Holiday And My Place Is One Of The Places She Will Visit, But She'll Love A Suprise When She Comes.
Which One Is Suprise? I'm Caught Between Numerous Ideas

When you guys finally meet ensure you look and smell good. Grab her from behind and ferociously squeeze her arse cheeks beyond recognition. Then Fvckk her pussy inside out till she hits the high. You should know what I mean by hitting the high note. Thank me later

I think the thread should be more like "How do I know she loves my money".

See see see afonja wan go kill person pikin with generational stench
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ericlove4all:
All women are like that. As a man you will have to sacrifice alot. When you start having children it will be worse. Imagine when you are about watching champions league final live and your little daughter insists on watching 'Hey Dudgee' on Ceebies in the sitting room!!!

You have to start loving to live like that. That's what it takes to be a responsible father and husband.

Walai Dem no born am well
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I can't keep something and it will still be there when I return

It's either she's taken or eaten it right Hmm
Something drastic has to be done to fix your gluttonous wifey to be cos as it stands now bro even your destiny is at stake don't keep it anyhow.
Jakpa!
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harmonyAris:
I'm past teenage and ve had two not so quite interesting relationships. The last one somehow end up with me falling in love with and having my first time lesbo sex with my bf older sister. We agree it was a one time thing but I can't get my mind off her body caressing mine. She was so mature and loving. But she insisted that was just a one time thing. But deep down I wanted more. What can I do pls

I think you seriously need your pussy to be rearranged.. You know it's kinda linked to your brain right






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