https://www.nairaland.com/7153102/woman-assaulted-train-nyc

Saw the thread above and I laughed so hard my phone almost fell off.


I saw over 2000 women in the video (you will be amazed that they all may be forming feminists online and at home on top their boyfriends)


"Where are all the men?"
Really?

I'm patiently waiting for the Naija version of this done to a nairaland feminist

FERNANDEZISBACK:
She's being honest simp boy....

Biitch made the best comment for the first time

Microwhy:

Downgrade the relationship to the lowest level in your heart, smash her like a side chic which i bet will last longer and more enjoyable.
Stop fiancé/fiancee stuff right from your heart and treat her like an object without attaching anything to the relationship.
I bet, if she truly loves you, the truth will come out.
Use a mind game on yourself by telling your mind that she's nothing but a cheap girl in your neighbourhood.
Don't quarrel,don't argue and don't bother yourself about it. Turn her to side chic and continue your normal doings with her.
Don't hurry for main chic but you already know that she's a side chic awaiting main chic.

Why you post my tactics here bro

Can't forget when female boss ordered bouncer to kick me out of work place way back. He slapped the fvck out my neck I slept for three days straight.

Well that was way back cos now the bouncer already deep inside the ocean tied to stones. He never gonna be found.

He should have only chased me out and not slap the fvck out my neck, so I will never be sorry

Mygoodnessx:
Horriblebosses and #toxicworkplace is trending on twitter and having worked in few places, I can say that a lot is really happening in the work space. Everyone thinks the best way to avoid all those stuffs is to be a boss of your own but then what is a boss without an employee?

For starters, you go for an interview scheduled for 9am and they’ll keep you waiting till 4pm all in the name of testing your patience…like for real After all na u dey find work so you’ll have to wait till whenever. When you finally get interviewed and they’ll ask how much you want to be paid, you mention your desired amount and they go like "no oh, we can’t pay you that for now, instead we’ll pay this", like almost half of what you mentioned….hmmm it’s well.

Or is it the managers that presents 50k to the boss as your salary and ends up paying 30k to the staff and pockets 20k? Or is it the randy ones that wants to sleep with all the female workers whether married or not and fire the ones who refuse their advances? Or the ones that encourage the foreign bosses (Chinese,Lebanese,Indian) to be wicked on the staff cos that’s what they deserve. Matter plenty!!!

What about job security? I’ve not seen, you could be on your way to work and have an accident and nobody cares, instead they call an interview for your replacement . A colleague of mine in a hotel fell off a staircase while serving customers at the rooftop bar with drinks worth over 100k and broke her leg and all the owner cared about was the drinks that were broken, long story short, she was made to pay for the drinks, nobody talked about her broken leg �

Okay treat me however you like but once it’s month end, pls pay me my money cos that’s why I’m working!!! No, they won’t. Salary is meant to be paid at month end latest the last day of the month but some bosses would pay middle of the next month, some won’t even pay at all and when you complain it’s an offence, on top my money kwa? Na wah oh!!!
Or is it the unnecessary deductions? You come late they deduct 1k, You no come staff meeting they deduct like 3k, at the end of the month you are left with almost nothing.
Or is it the verbal and sometimes physical abuse? Some company owners really need to do better, we know it’s your company and your money no need to rub it in my face. My ex boss once threatened to break bottle on my head over a minor issue and nothing would happen, my dears, I resigned after that threat cos he can do it and truly nothing would happen, no be Nigeria we dey? SMH ��‍♀️

I could go on and on, a lot of people are really suffering in their jobs but it’s like a "we die here" situation cos there’s no job outside so you endure whatever comes till a better offer comes,it’s so sad � really.

Should be talk about our fellow colleagues, like na the same thing we find come but you want to make work difficult for me too? The "eye service" ones that are ready to throw you under the bus at the expense of your job? Or the ones sleeping with the bosses and managers telling them who to sack and who to leave? Or the extreme ones who go to the extent of using charms and juju to attack you? Hmmm… Chineke zoba anyi oh cos things are really happening.

Matter plenty no be small, which one I go talk ,which one I go leave? In all things, we’ll keep grinding and never give up cos God would surely come through. One day , the sun will shine and we go smile, cheers to everyone working legit to make a living, Ogadinma.

Drops pen…

If you ever worked with a Nigerian female boss you won't have strength to type this. Cos you be drained already

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Animegirl stop..they are coming for you..just stop..
You know you just made me giggle so hard that I had to puke..

Spits

BirtherOfKings:

Our mouth is for winning souls to Christ and confessing positive things

Stfu y'all suck dick good too

Candidlady:


This could be us but he chose to swallow the PILL



op congratulations!!? That lady is pretty hopefully you guys have all girls that look like her


Modified: is that your apartment or a hotel room?

If that is her phone on the bed kindly fix the screen for her (don't worry no one will call you a simp)

You ain't got no ass that's why he left. No cap

Afonjalistic on the beat once more

yinkeys:

You can create an anonymous account on twitter to do this.
I approve

The idea is good but who they gonna choose to represent? If they pick a young nigga from Anambra now they scream IPOB,.. From south west they will scream afonja etc. Remember the country's problem is massive and internal. To begin solve am sef na another problem

yinkeys:
Youths should use the only platform they’re in control of - The Entertainment & Tech Industry

Top 20 Best Selling Artists can unite and support one candidate. This will be Nigeria’s next president if they go this route & are courageous about it

If 2face, Wiz, Falz, Burna etc unite and campaign for one person that candidate will be president

EndSars protest proved this
Only Falz & RunTown used their platform to kickstart what shook this country. This is my opinion else these old men with obsolete ideas are not going anywhere in decades to come o

$1 will soon be equal to 1000 naira with the way things are going
See the way people are dying like chicken in this country.

If you posted this on Twitter someone might pick it and tag those people you mentioned and who knows, something might happen.

Unfortunately nairaland is just a place to make noise and move on, so this great idea is kinda like equal to a deaf man

missimelda01:
For some weird reason I love this photo

Definitely recreating this with someone’s son very soon

Meanwhile married people, show us your Christmas pajamas/sweater photos

No be to dey bend for doggy... You fit collect tatatata?

odinson1:
I am so tired of hearing that "Real man" nonsense

Exactly what I wanted to say

That shiit meant for hoes that manipulate simps

Obembet the op a fan of CR7 but obsessed with Messi. Check her previous threads. There is none without Messi's name in them.

This phenomenon is known as pure "attraction" in the redpill. Loving someone and being attracted to someone are two different things. The man a woman is obsessed with is the one she's really attracted to, and he is the one that on each blessed day, will smash her punna out like a knockout

gfon:
even if it was,he did it in a comical way.Thats what I call thinking out of the box

He smart

She a single mom. That's why she never mentioned the dad

immortalcrown:
Shameless poster.
This poster is a male. No woman will leave her picture on her profile when posting something like this.

He even left his number for them sex starved pervs to chat up
Nice format

Jennyclay:
Bamise, May your killers never find peace of mind .

Most times, I drive my mom's car to work, but since fuel scacity i do enter public bus and I'm always scared.

I do close from work by 6pm but I get stuck in Lagos traffic till 9pm before I get home.

I'm always conscious about the type of bus I enter, if men are too much in the bus, I will not even enter.

R.I.P Bamise

Come and be using my car. Before I change my mind

She doesn't mean well for you. Make her your hoe

Drsnives:
Good morning nairaladers, pls pardon my errors.

I met this girl late last year, she's nice, godly and has most of the qualities i want in a wife. i love her, though her dad is late and her mum should be in her late thirties.

Yesterday we were chatting and she was like her dad didn't do the necessary rites on her mum and hence according to tradition i will have to pay her mum's bride price to her family before i will be allowed to start her own (my babe) marriage rites. I just weak cos have never heard of such. Where i won see the money for double bride price?

Pls nairaladers, have any of you come across such ridiculous tradition or she's making it up herself cos i feel like quiting the whole thing.
I just tire. Your opinions are welcomed

Modified: she's from obiaruku in ukuwani local government area of Delta State.

Her brothers are the one responsible for that. So cut the biitch off

IWillRiseAgain:
Sentiments aside, which Nollywood actor or actress would you say qualifies to be called the Greatest Of All Times (GOAT)

Growing up, these guys made our childhood memorable. From Pete Edochie to Clems Ohameze, Hank Anuku, Emeka Ike, RMD, Stella Damasus, Genevieve Nnaji, Patience Ozokwor, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Emeka Enyiocha, Osuofia, Mr. Ibu, Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki), Osita Iheme (Pawpaw), Omotola (Omosexy), Ini Edo, Tony Umez, Saint Obi, Gentle Jack, Jim Iyke, Ramsey Noah, Sam Loco Efe, Victor Osuagwu, Papa Ajasco, Jide Kosoko, Justice Esiri and many more.

Pick your GOAT in terms of the ability to interpret multiple roles, number of movies and consistency over the years.

Let's appreciate the efforts of our movie stars with a vote.

No Ramsey Noah? trash

Shalommy:
You rubbed shoulder with your director and it's bad. You're lucky ain't a sack letter.

That's not you on dp. If not.....

Kooldon:
But you lied to the Pharmacist, that you have not taken any? They would have still change it from after confirmation from their Oga and still give you antidote for the one you took. Nigeria cant grow with this kind of lies

That you in a phat ass?

That's the result when you get entangled with a toxic woman

Athemisia:

Nothing like wickedness there, he came in as number two goalie... Bought very cheap.
No doubt he has proven himself now which means his wages will be increased in his next contract signing.
However, so much was expected from lukaku, seeing his performance in the previous season with inter that's why he came in with a bigger money bag.

If you still call that wickedness, then check out Liverpool's players wages. Where you would see Mané earning just 100k per week.

You wase time replying NL journalists who know nun about football contracts. They only know how to scream foul,wickedness etc on NL and that's the end of it

Mynd44:
There was once a debate amongst Americans as to if some American soldiers of a certain religion (not Muslim or Christian) should wear long beards and someone answered thus "I am not a soldier, I don't intend to join the army as I don't have the stomach to risk my life. These people are out there in the line of fire so I can be safe, the last thing I am worried about it has long or short their beard is"

Female police offficers are out their putting life at risk, are paid low, don't get respected enough yet are out there on the streets to keep it save against criminals. Something I am not doing so I can sleep well. The last thing I am bothered with is if they are wearing an extra scarf or not. This arguement over the dress is pointless and silly.

Let the officers dress this way, it does not violate their uniform

All this epistle for zoogerian police?

Pukes

OlodoGraduate:
Hello, bosses.
Just this evening, I received an alert of #120,000 from an unknown person.
It says union transfer.
I really don't know what condition the person would be right now.
Am I to go to my bank to complain or to Union Bank?
Pls, I need helpful replies.

That money too small to swindle, return it.
But if you see 120m alert come back for advice

MYHUBBY:
happy mumu



I hope that's not Ayra star

She ain't got no ass

CatANDratTHEORY:


Be objective for once.

Dem swear for you?

I'm not sure even God will be pleased by how he judges almost everything. But who am I say?

robosky02:



Those one na over hype Liverpool players

Last AFCON abubarka beat them to highest goal scorer
The previous aAFCON ighalo beat them hmmm

Just open mouth waaaaaaaaaa


Pukes

MadamVanessa:



For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him if you want to if he keeps pestering you, ignore him totally. Slapping him, obviously you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all the things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother? ah! aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me, I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever that will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.

Sha na girls were get power de slap guys not girls like us were no get Shishi power

Fvck outchea with this fab. Trynna appear cool so clueless NL peeps might see a good girl in you?
You can do better



Pukes