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Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Destructions Made In Kyiv As Russia Invade Ukraine's Capital by iTearHerToto: 9:37am On Feb 26, 2022
Hezzyluv:
Russian flexing muscles on Ukraine just like SS3 student bullying primary 6pupil.

For those of you supporting What Putin is doing to his neighbor, I don't know what you stand to gain. But if na good thing Putin dey do, wey make you dey happy so, may you experience such in your life
Pls, don't quote me..!

Modified,

Some people wants to see the total annihilation of Ukraine by putin. My comment doesn't seemz to go down well with those who are extremely joyous about the plights of the innocent people of Ukraine.

I read some people quoting me saying I didn't condemn what Israelites did to Palestine. Well, na you get your mouth. My bold wish above pain them tongue
Watch how online thugs gonna crucify you for that nice prayer you made up there. They happy another country is about to go down but whine everyday why Buhari is sinking what's left of their zoo nation. How pathetic? grin
RomanceMen Should Quit Saying This. It's Dumb Af by iTearHerToto(op): 2:10pm On Feb 25, 2022
Small things they be like
"I can't love a Nigerian girl"
"I can't marry a Nigerian girl"

She didn't make you weak enough to irritate her to the extent that she will hurt you. Bruv if you are weak a canadian girl, russian or chinese girl can trample on you like the rag you are. All girls are the same it's not just Nigerian girls so stfu

"I can't love a Nigerian girl"
"I can't marry a Nigerian girl"

Dumb as fvck

Nigerian girls no say make you mumu.
They are smarter than you. You know why?
They keep lots of options, and they are always weighing their options but you are always busy monitoring if she's cheating or if she got another guy she's seeing instead of doing just the exact stuff she does. So you see? You dumb bruv
Very dumb
When you are dumb you are not supposed to wail and lay blames and habour hatred. You're supposed to fix your dumb self. Isn't so? undecided




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RomanceRe: I'm Heart Broken. I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating On Me. by iTearHerToto: 1:53pm On Feb 25, 2022
Goodvibes8:
My girlfriend is a Banker at GTB (not a contract staff). I just love her unconditionally. I thought she was different from other ladies. My girlfriend is cheating on me with an elderly ugly man.

She switched off her phone for 2 days, since on Tuesday. The first day I noticed, I was scared for her safety because she don't behave like that.

I called her very close friend and she said she haven't heard from her too but I shouldn't worry that she's fine.

Then I knew something was fishy. I live in Ogun state, so I went to Lagos early this morning as at 4:45am hoping to see her at home before she go to work.

When I got to her house, I saw her neighbor (she haven't seen me before else she would have lied to me as well) so I asked after my girlfriend and she said she has not been around since on Sunday.

In my mind, I was like since Sunday? Well, I know since last week, she has been acting strange. I noticed she's always quick to discharge me whenever we're on call.

I just went straight to her office at ikeja. I met with a security man and i asked if miss Lydia (not her real name) has come to office this morning? He said no but she will soon come afterall work starts by 8am and it's just 7am.

I just sat inside my car looking angry and curious. As at 7:25am, a car dropped her. I came down from my car immediately to approach her.

I was like so this is the ugly slowpoke you have been staying with since on Sunday that made you switched off your phone abi? She even have guts to ask what am I doing in Lag?

This is a girl I have never cheated on her before. Despite I am good looking, dark and tall with a good physique.

I don't know what to do. I'm heart broken . She hasn't even call me till now. This is a girl I have sacrificed a lot for.
Congrats bro.
You just found yourself a cum bag. Now no more marriage plans just cum cum cum till the hole never fills then move on to the next. I'm happy for you bro smiley
PoliticsEveryone Should Correct This Notion About Ukraine (photos) by iTearHerToto(op): 1:00pm On Feb 25, 2022
Someone should tell these nairaland CCN analysts to at least try making use of google for a sec before they come spilling trash on front pages


Ukraine is not allied to NATO.
Quit blaming NATO for not interfering.
If you want NATO's interference in matters that doesn't involve any of their allies then call on them to come end boko Haram too, since the Nigerian army can't put an end to it. Abi BOKO and Nigerian no dey fight again? undecided



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Foreign AffairsRe: Zelensky Says Ukraine Is Ready To Discuss Neutrality - Russian Media by iTearHerToto: 12:20pm On Feb 25, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Ukraine wanted to chill with the big boys but everyone is gangsta till Putin shows up


Note to all those pro-US noisemakers here.

Russia has the deadliest nuke in the world
Russia has the fastest missile in the world
Russia has the largest bomb in the world
Russia has the best missile defence system in the world
Russia has the worst war terrain in the world

Nuff said.
Then why aren't they the world's strongest nation already?




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Foreign AffairsRe: Zelensky Says Ukraine Is Ready To Discuss Neutrality - Russian Media by iTearHerToto: 12:18pm On Feb 25, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Good morning Nairaland Gotv CNN war analysts and strategists grin
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CrimeRe: Wisdom Joseph On The Run After Strangling His Wife To Death In Abuja (Photos) by iTearHerToto: 12:16pm On Feb 25, 2022
Even before I opened the thread I knew he a Chelsea fan angry
RomanceRe: Even If She Breaks My Heart This Is Why I Will Beg Her To Stay (pictures) by iTearHerToto: 9:36am On Feb 24, 2022
kyber:
Love neva do you
Then go beg her to stay. Please smiley
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant, I Want To Know If I Am The Father Of The Child by iTearHerToto: 9:03am On Feb 24, 2022
CALEB1590:
Hello romancelanders, doctors and nurses in the house. I need you all to take me through dz with your professional thought.

I met this girl in November of 2021, asked her out and she gave in. We started our relationship life without sex up untill 7th January of this year. We had sex on 7th January and today her scan result shows that she is 10weeks and 2 days pregnant.

Please docs and nurses in the house, considering when i had sex with her and how old the pregnancy is, am I the father of the child? NOTE; I have accepted it, but I want to be sure that I ain't gotta father another man child.
How does January 7th to Feb 24th makes 10 weeks? Like how?



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Music/RadioRe: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by iTearHerToto: 8:57am On Feb 24, 2022
I can't come and kill myself angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Refused To Visit Me While I Was In Prison After All I Did For Her! by iTearHerToto: 10:09am On Feb 17, 2022
darkstar6971:
Hey Nairalander pls I'm here purposely for advice.

I have a girlfriend of mine which we have been together for quit long time and we share everything together even reach a level of buying her an iPhone 11 while I'm managing my Samsung phone...

So one day some incident happened to me that led me to prison for almost 4 months yet for all this period this girl has never tried to pay me a visit...

After winning the court trial, this girl came to me and knelt down asking me to forgive her for what she did yet I have been forgiving her for the previous mistakes.

Guyss pls I really need advice. Is she manipulating me or is this love?
congrats. You found yourself a pump and dump hoe celebrate
RomanceRe: How Do You Ask Your Boyfriend/girlfriend For Financial Assistance? by iTearHerToto: 10:03am On Feb 17, 2022
Datboredberry:
I'm curious... How do you do it? smiley


Help a Nairalander out... I need more answers
GET A JOB AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT
CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by iTearHerToto: 8:27pm On Feb 16, 2022
Datboredberry:
Aren't you a troll? undecided
I'm a boredberry.. Really?
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CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by iTearHerToto: 8:11pm On Feb 16, 2022
Datboredberry:
Because after butchering a human being, you wouldn't lose your sanity? undecided

That's karma... undecided
Your own definition tho. Keep motivating yourself dumbo


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CareerRe: I Gave My Boss The Shocker Of His Life. by iTearHerToto: 6:59pm On Feb 15, 2022
jospepper:
Gave me which shocker?!

Oh so you even came here to boast about it right? Boy you Know nothing.

You will see my true colours at work tomorrow

Khaki no be leather.
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CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by iTearHerToto: 6:47pm On Feb 15, 2022
BoredBerry:
Stop writing rubbish... Rituals do NOT work...

Superstitious rumour-mongers like yourself are the ones encouraging desperate Nigerian men to kill, harvest organs and mine skulls... undecided
It does not work but look what you type...

"It's Karma!

Evil after evil, why wouldn't your kind run mad? undecided

Endangered species... You're not the ones with machetes butchering women and children and other men"



Keep contradicting yourself dumbo

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PoliticsRe: What I Saw In The Street Of Calabar By 11:38pm (photos) by iTearHerToto: 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2022
bluemansion:
Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

Can we help the kids and help the society at large?
I actually had an idea on how to go about assisting the less privileged and misfortuned in this shiiithole just like you are having right now but the thought of crooked souls disguising and taking all the help killed that idea in a sec angry
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 11:28pm On Feb 13, 2022
BoredBerry:
grin

Except the comments of the RealisticRedpiller and yours...
She just confirmed herself grin grin
Be proud of your pawns mammy. Be proud!
RomanceRe: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto(op): 11:21pm On Feb 13, 2022
See 'em above wailing as miss boredberry compensates them with 1 like and share each




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RomanceWhat A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto(op):
Here is a pictorial proof of "simps are doomed" cry

Like we not even dating bruv we just being friends while we smash. As I type right now she just finished lubricating my cocck. So I wanna get some movies off her phone and this dude already left a message asking the typical simp question..
She didn't even save his line. Perhaps she deleted it
"what did I do wrong?"
Really? undecided



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CareerRe: Have You Hawked Before? by iTearHerToto: 1:36pm On Feb 10, 2022
Fosho. Way back used to hawk some exotic zoogerian hoes to sex starved elites and co

But man changed ways to better a profession. Thanks to Buhari and the forever dwindling economy smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Explains How Removing Nigerian Name From CV Got Him UK Job Offers by iTearHerToto: 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2022
ivolt:
Who is Afonja?
You angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Broke Up With My Virgin Girlfriend by iTearHerToto: 10:42am On Feb 10, 2022
So i did the crazy thing, by breaking up with her since we clearly couldn`t give each other what we both wanted. After a week, i went back to her


You broke up cos y'all clearly couldn't give each other what they wanted. So why did you go back to her again. Or this time you could clearly give each other what they wanted?

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RomanceRe: She Blocked Me On Whatsapp by iTearHerToto: 10:24am On Feb 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
"I don't know if she is trying to play games but I'm not bothered. What can I do to reap a little of what I have sown"

Since you ain't bothered then why come here to narrate your ordeal.. undecided
If you ain't really bothered as you said then move..
He bothered but don't wanna admit grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by iTearHerToto: 12:30am On Feb 10, 2022
Who else didn't read the whole newspaper
Gather here
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RomanceRe: I Made A Very Terrible Mistake by iTearHerToto: 12:19am On Feb 10, 2022
Guys, please stay away from premarital sex, whether protected or not cos it can mess with your peace of mind. If u can't please use condom oo. I've promised to remain celibate for the time being, nothing is even in the sex, it's so over hyped.


Oga turn motivational speaker in 2days of unprotected sex. Isn't God toto wonderful?
[img]https:///view/laugh-lol-chuckles-funny-gif-5104045.gif.gif[/img]

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Car TalkRe: How Much Did You Buy Fuel This Morning? by iTearHerToto: 10:26am On Feb 09, 2022
tomilayomi:
No filling station even open for my side... grin

Meanwhile, guys I sell Pen!* Enlargement; improve your performance and satisfy your partner this val season , I will deliver to your preferred location within Lagos, payment on delivery is allowed kiss kiss
Price: 6k
Click my Username for more info...
Wahala for who get small dick cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Which One Is Your Favourite Movie Among These 4 by iTearHerToto: 10:22pm On Feb 08, 2022
I gotta watch merlin again.
Legendary
RomanceRe: A Lady Slaps A Guy For Proposing To Her In The Public by iTearHerToto: 2:52pm On Feb 08, 2022
To every lady reading this if you ever come across a hefty simp like this always try your best to render them useless. Be it emotionally, mentally, physically financially and otherwise. The gods shall reward you abundantly for such act I promise you that

No mercy for simps


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RomanceRe: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by iTearHerToto: 10:47am On Feb 08, 2022
mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!
I wonder why she be afraid of her counterpart tho cheesy

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