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Athiefnubu my man. The Award winning afonja

Thermodynamics:
Them get STD and still you get mind tear their toto

Use protection always

They were supposed to waybill those Guinea Bissau Pigs to MannaBBQ to make a feast
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I keep wondering
How do these people successfully fall in love with a nigerian girl infection? Like how??
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Pukes

Dick game was good she was hooked

As a man have some good dick game and all those ladies wailing above shall even do worse

Dick game is bae

I just ran the number on Truecaller and saw Instagram scammer…don’t know why I didn’t do so before

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The liabilities are coming for you
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Even before I opened the thread I knew it was Mr Afonja






Pukes

FERNANDEZISBACK:
As far as ain't an online warrior good to go.. dwarf or not your Senses are more appreciated than your height..
Your words are just too petty to hurt me baby boy..

Shift dwarf, shift



Pukes

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Now you displaying your lack of intelligence why?you expect people to take you serious with insults no..

You a dwarf or not? Be honest



Pukes

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why acting like a kid tho..
Let who are gonna follow the advice do so at ease and stop forming hard guy online..
People love too not everyone is as weird as yourself..if you are an online warrior who only rant then good for you stop spewing gibberish..

Stfu dwarrf

Came across this thread on fp and I'm amazed how they still misleading men with the "woo a lady" trash
https://www.nairaland.com/6945963/4-best-mindset-should-when


Like tell me. About 94.123456% of Zoogerian girls got STIs....then you advise men to go woo. How could you advise men to go woo infection? Like why?


Pukes

odinson1:
Right from the beginning of time,women have always led men Astray. They are like Parasites whose main Objective is to latch on to a man and feed off him till he gets dried out.
Take marriage as a Case study. Do you ever wonder why the Wives are always Fat, while the husbands are looking Skinny and Dried out?

It is because of being Constantly Milked Dry by the Parasite he calls a wife. And to Prove her "love" to him,she rewards him with sex once every four months for being a Good Dog. Women are not your friends my dear Men

complexBoss12:
I attended one wedding, a Catholic wedding. while preaching, the priest said something I will never forget. He was like, when you go to school, you get a cert after graduation. In endeavors of life, a certificate is issued at the END to show qualification.

Only in marriage, is a certificate issued the very day you step in. So from your first day you're are graduate, you're qualified. This is because in marriage the beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. For you to agree to be married means you have trained yourself and feel you're qualified and ready.

But is that the case today?? most times I am **** scared of marriage. My father thought me that you never stop working on a marriage. The few ladies I have dated, when they discover you just want peace of mind and apologize even when you're right for the sake of peace, next they want to take you for a fool. Going the alpha way, keeps them in check, but doesn't really guarantee a happy home because I [b]want my woman to love me and not fear me. [/b]This gender called women, you can never tell what it is they really want.

My verdict: Marriage has no solution or 12 or even 100 things to abide by, you can only try. Christians will say, only God can give a happy home.

And right there is where men go losing. No woman is capable of love. She can only respect you, and that respect is bred from fear of losing you to another woman. The only love a woman got is for her children and that love can't be shared

If you're a man reading this keep expecting love instead of respect from your woman and come back 5 years time to tell me how that went
Good luck

ChizzyBuna:
I had a fling with one of my work friends.
She lives 15 mins apart from my area
We have been having sex for over a year
She is a good friend.

Long story short, i was given promotion at work. My job is one of the hardest.
I'm in charge of recurring new workers and im the one that submit the names of those who will be sacked.
The M.D is my uncle and he trust me so much

Today i opened a file and saw this girls name on list of people to be sacked.
I have to submit it and prepare their letters.
I have defended her when my uncle wanted to sack her last year.
If i defend her again, my uncle will suspect im having fling with her. He almost caught us kissing so he is suspicious
If my uncle find out, he might sack me.
He sees me as an angel and i want to keep that reputation. So i can become M.D

modified
For those asking why they want to sack her
Last year, during staff meeting. She kind of challenged a senior collegue's idea infront of everybody, the man was not having it. It caused a riff between them. Since then the man has been trying to sack her. Based on he is my uncles alley.
I defended her privately to my uncle. They didnt sack her..
Last year my uncle annouced that he will be going to uk for hip surgery.
His wife has taken over as of January.
Maybe the wife has a hand in this. 
And i cant ask her why..

Both my uncle and wife are not on nairaland. So its safe to bring this topic here

You could have told her from the onset that your uncle already knows about you guys. That way she ain't finna try to bring you down with her. But it's never too late tho. just fake a call acting like you talking to your uncle about the issue and pretend like your uncle has forgiven you and thank him on the phone and tell him it won't happen again and it's a promise. If you wanna make it pro be like "I didn't believe mommy would go that far to plead on my behalf I don't even know how to thank her".. That mommy should be you referring to his wife who's currently in charge..

Do your best to make sure that snake you fvcking is around and listening to the fake call. When you done with the fake call give hera wicked look then smile and walk away.. She will definitely gerrit. But you sef why tell a ho she about to be sacked? Pussy nigga




Pukes

Iyaebe:
Ask people who have known me since my rozz days to this present iyaebe day,they'll tell you better and I'm a fitness freak and care so much about my body,infact I'm obsessed about my body so don't even go there.

Sftu dwarf

Datboredberry:
And you're still too broke to afford that ass... That's why you're wailing on a faceless forum...

You probably stroke your shriveled diçk every night staring at those pictures in your gallery... Couldn't stand it any longer, so you're here to vent...

Dry af




Pukes

Datboredberry:
That's the point... You're mad at thick girls because they come with a price tag... You can't afford... Yet you won't date skinny girls because they don't have the assets you were just condemning...

It's not them, it's your poverty...

Pick one. It's either you're to blind to see that the best a woman can offer is her ass.. Or you're too dumb to comprehend whatever you see here.
So are you blind or dumb? Be honest





Pukes

Datboredberry:
Bloody fools above...

.. if the women were skinny would you say the same thing?

Them skinnies are more useless they don't even got no ass to offer.. They too useless. You skinny right?





Pukes

Hathor5:
Ok, Mr-Know-Them-All. I'm from Samoa though.

Send proof

Ever wondered what the name of this pose is?
It's "The all I have to offer" pose

It is a pose by ladies pictorially interpreting to the viewer that it doesn't matter if he's gonna go through hell to perish forever just to please her, he ain't gonna get anything in return other than all she has to offer, which is her ass. Isn't that interesting?






Pukes

pocohantas:
They thought I have changed. One redpiller even say e wan kiss me.

Aluta continua



Lmao! As if you know. No likes, no compliments, no talk of how one man has used gbola to remove feminism from me. Today would be for insults.

Fosho. ONLY A good gbola will solve your case

womenareapess:
naija women are less than an animal so why do I care

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Datboredberry:


There's something about the way you write that's almost child-like...

Anyways, your point is still sh**...

Most women here respect negatively to the comments of redpillers...

As for the simps, we're having fun chatting with them off Nairaland...

Fosho they are made for fun... Enjoy

Omicron007:
Which fruit?

That's the name we used to call it too. Till date no one in my village knows the name

Datboredberry:
You used the minority of women to judge the majority who hate domestic abuse, to conclude that all women love it...

By your logic, all men are abusers... For all women to enjoy being punched in the face, they must have experienced it... For them to experience it, there was a man with a fist...

Thanks for the update, I was almost doubting the Nigerian feminists in twitter calling Nigerian men scums...

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How swift was her to analyze the first and second but ignore the concluding paragraph. How swift




Pukes

The last image he reddens her nose with punches and went about boasting she's his slave and punch bag. Few days later they reconciled.

Someone who treats you like trash and goes about bragging bout it is the same person you run back to in less than a week of getting your nose crooked

Isn't that interesting?

The first image she's transformed from a woman to a nightmarish monster that will scare Lil kids to death. Yet she confessed it's just some "little" misunderstanding. Just imagine what it'd look like if it wasn't a "little" but "serious" misunderstanding

She openly defends and professes her love for a man who treats her 12 times worse than Fury ever did Wilder. They're other previous and more-to-come stories like that online even on this site. Now If that doesn't tell you women are naturally attracted to toxic men then nothing will

And how about you check on all them NL ladies that are always down and ready to attend/respond to every chronic redpiller's post/quotes but cruelly ignores the innocent, gentlemanlike posts/quotes from simpos.
How about you go check on that first before you come try countering me? How about that?





Pukes

edunaragold:
I even called my pastor to it,and my pastor said allow her to leave ,after 3 weeks ,she is gonna miss you,honestly that is what is happing now.woman can miss somebody without telling the person I miss you .but her characters must show that she miss you,you don't need to beat your wife,but follow her jeje.even if cheating in her back without her knowing just do it, so both you will have peace at home,when you no longer make sexual advancement to her, no body go tell her say she done dey useless for house .when there are many fishes in water.

Guys. Come see redpill summerized here.
I can bet my left balls this man haven't come across the pill yet but look at the wonder. I'm impressed