I didn't go home but went to my mothers place and haven't told her why am there.


This one really hook the hoe
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Zzor aka Iyaebe

It's your village people's evil hands on your neck tryna strangle you to death that's causing the shortness of breath. Same thing they just have done to your dad

Disown that village asap

Proud of you my afonja bro

DispatcherLagos:
Skull trading.
Buy cheap at ogun state (#25000),
Resell in Ibadan for #40k.
Profit is #15k excluding transportation cost.
Investment of #250,000 will yeld #150,000 within a week or more.
ROI is more than 60%.
Thank me later

Leave us afonjas alone
We love what we do. If we don't mine who will?




Pukes

Who's this?

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Pukes

Quest7777:
Goooaaal.
Burkina Faso no be Zoogeria.

SmellySperm:

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

Hmmm

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

Complete the story

FERNANDEZISBACK:
He is only clowning around due to the gift..
Looking at human psychology people say things to make you feel great....

You are more likely to be praised when you offer someone a gift so don't be decieved by mere words..

He is speaking from a traditional and moral angle which anyone can say..don't take his words..
Be yourself and do what you want cos only you know what you want for yourself..

Damn! just damn! This is how you are supposed to be impressing me but you got stuck on that feministic bull crap

bahdpersona:
it is we guys that like to brag about how we fvcked girls, girls are the one that enjoy it most. And in a case like this, I think it's the initiator(the girl) that 'chop and clean mouth' the guy and not the other way round

You don't have to agree just go read comments from the ladies and find out who lost

bahdpersona:


Lol...you don't get it...The girl in question wants to satisfy her sexual urge at a point in time, she invited a SIMPle guy over to do it for her. It's just like getting something when you need it and I believe strongly that not all guys can get it when they need it.. So the person been used here is the guy and the user is the girl

What does the phrase "chop and clean mouth" mean to you?
If you can answer the question then you're half way to understanding what I said

Mjanee:

We no scarce
Na u dey unlucky
Ur family people dey tamper with ur destiny

You gaslighting the wrong person


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okoroemeka:
I have been on a date that the girl paid for everything even the hotel bills we lodged and didn't bill me later,her mother has a big restaurant and she is always touching money,she was my side chick for 3 years and always happy to be with me

How many girls have you met like that?
And if they're girls like that why are men complaining Nigerian girls got nothing to offer?


Pukes

She has used that small gesture to entrap you now.
Her true colors will start showing in 3 months time. Abi no be Zoogeria girl again? Fall for their gimmicks at your belongings peril.

Try give us updates just like you've done after 3 months sha

GoodHardDick:


They're worst than this bro. The guy had plans to marry her not knowing he was about getting married to a coded runz girl

She on coded runz?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
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Everywhere she be booking space


Pukes

That 200k can be used to learn a skill that may change your life but here you are.. Afonja and free things




Pukes

Sounds to me like "I just woke from a million years slumber I never knew women are like this until this day"


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Totilopussylick:
She wouldn't have love big wiz assuming he is like Zazu zee from the monkey republic

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But she was fvcked.. Cos the keywords in the fake story was "chop and clean mouth" which eventually emerged the guy as the winner since he chopped the pussy. If he didn't clean mouth after chopping as planned then he a stupid simp cos only simps don't keep to their words, hence he should be trampled on as the rag he is

Even if it's Cameroon try and relocate forever

There's no hope for Zoogeria

A dollar was 100 naira in the late 90s

Then it was $1 = #150 till late 2014. Then it moved from $1 = #230 to #360 till early 2021

Now a dollar is about #500

So if anyone try convincing you there's hope in Zoogeria ask them how come nothing increases and goes back to how it was but be going up instead. Watch them stutter to answer


Pukes

Flabby breasts
No wonder she no dey like show body..


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maxwelltony:


I'm glad he didn't even use m

Imagine you went visiting to his place as he requested. Hmmm just hmmm

omonla10:
Nobody has called him simp here today..
Nairaland redpillers truly respect CR7 o

This proves that Once ure successful ehn, anything u do is perfectly right..

It's her birthday lmao and redpill advises men to reward good behavior so getting a surprise Lamborghini on her birthday wouldn't have been too much as long as her behavior is rewardable and he wasn't manipulated to get the lambo

FirmTR:


How about when a woman truly loves and appreciates her man

She won't answer you

AdeOri99:


I mean I like a girl that can always challenge me not one that will always agree to anything I said "It's Super Boring

Not that she isn't intelligent enough to do so, but she is shying away.

Smash her first. She'll loosen up

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

To be sincere....abuja is not a place where uber/bolt pays
Nobody patronize it that much because there is nobody living life on the fast lane in abuja...

Pukes

BegAt40:


mumu don come again with his regular rubbish

It's a she

Man wey sabi
Not like the afonja in Eko land being controlled by the ancient asiwaju

The afonja should be arrested. By thunder by fire

Righteousness2:
What shall it Profit a man to have half a billion or even 5 billion streams and lose your soul in Hell.

Irrespective of how blessed, wealthy or Empty you are, if you living without a Genuie Salvation through JESUS Christ, it is a loss. It's a waste!

Whatever you do, Live with Eternity in view!
Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity!
This is what Really Matters

Must you chooke mouth in everything? Jesus and pharisees sef no do reach like this
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