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Health / Re: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by iTearHerToto: 11:48pm On Mar 04, 2022
FavourWrites:
Please help me Nairalander! Do I have a medical problem? Why do I forget things a lot?

Here’s the thing, I am someone who forgets things a lot. This may not sound like a big deal to you, but this problem is ruining the relationship I have with people.

There’ll be times when my friends would call telling me to do stuff for them, and the next day when we meet and they ask for the feedback, I’ll be there looking stupid because I didn’t remember them calling me at all. This is a problem because most times they think I faking the fact that I failed to remember.

I’ll be nineteen in a few months but I’m seriously worried for myself. I’m the kind of person who buys about three PEN every single day because I always forget where I dropped the last ones.

Don’t get me wrong, I do well in school, I currently have a 4.8 CGPA. The things I’m taught in school always seem to stick in my head, but every other thing doesn’t.

I have lost a lot of valuable friends because of this. Yes! It’s that bad.

There was a time I had a huge quarrel with a toxic friend, we ended up breaking up our friendship. But when the next semester began, I started wondering why she wasn’t talking to me. I tried approaching her but she ignored me.

I didn’t understand her behavior until the day I was flipping through my diary where I read that I had quarreled with her.

Please, I need help! My mum complains a lot about my behavior! Do I have a medical condition?

This problem is so bad that I had to buy a bracelet that connects my phone to my hand because I have lost count of how many times my phone slipped out of my hands.
If not for the sound that my phone makes when it hits the floor, I never would have known that it slipped off my hands.

I can’t write all of the experiences I’ve had, but please I need help! I’m tired of carrying a book Jotter/planner around, and I’m tired of setting an alarm for something small like “TAKE THE CUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN".

HELP ME!
Get a good D that will wash off the dirt clotting your memory cells. Thank me later smiley
Romance / Re: Look How This Guy's Life Is About To Be Messed By Kayamanta (photo) by iTearHerToto: 3:16pm On Mar 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
Your threads rarely make sense...
But at least shows how dumb and confused you and your atheists likes are. Cos how you don't believe in religion and superstition but believe someone could harm you spiritually. Like how?



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Romance / Re: Look How This Guy's Life Is About To Be Messed By Kayamanta (photo) by iTearHerToto: 8:44am On Mar 04, 2022
Dawn91:
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I made a post exactly some seconds to 8:35am with a reference link. You commented in less than a minute (8:35am)

So you didn't even read the thread you just rushed to comment for likes.
Lemme add one more like for you. Cos you only got one



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Romance / Look How This Guy's Life Is About To Be Messed By Kayamanta (photo) by iTearHerToto: 8:34am On Mar 04, 2022
Read the thread below
https://www.nairaland.com/7011369/think-girlfriend-fetish

So you don't believe in religion or superstition but you think they are fetish people out there. Really? undecided

All I can is thank you lord, thank you lord, all I have to say is thank you lord. Cos man dunno what to say about that trash




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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by iTearHerToto: 4:50pm On Mar 03, 2022
Jennyclay:
She has every right to keep her relationship anonymous and if you're not cool with it, then end the relationship and Stop being obsessed.

If she start posting your pictures now and you break her heart, don't you know she will be a laughing stock.
And what will happen to him now as reverse is the case?
You always come out to defend your gender no matter how brainless it sounds. I'm proud of you cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: What are The Funniest Usernames You've Seen On Nairaland? by iTearHerToto: 10:09pm On Mar 02, 2022
SmellySperm:
Itearhertoto grin
Someone please help me tell him toto can never be torn cheesy
Bring yo girl angry
Nairaland / General / Re: What are The Funniest Usernames You've Seen On Nairaland? by iTearHerToto: 9:20pm On Mar 02, 2022
EmzyT:
iTearHerToto grin grin
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Romance / Re: See What I Told My Girlfriend. Hope I Did The Right Thing Guys? by iTearHerToto: 10:24am On Mar 02, 2022
succez09:

everything is not all about pussy... brother
don't be shallow all because of s*x

Premiumwriter:
you actually assumed Pvssy is scarce.

Which is wrong because there are over one billion women in the world. So why should the op just stay around and devalue himself all because he wants to be fvcking?

@ op Please you made the right decision. It may be hard to walk away when your feelings are all over the place but it's always the best thing to do.

Don't let anyone treat you like you are an option or stay with them because of the sex. There's more adventures ahead of you and with other ladies that you can only imagine.

These hoes are meant to be ravaged and flung to the nearest trash can. I repeat again he didn't treat her right. He didn't angry

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Romance / Re: See What I Told My Girlfriend. Hope I Did The Right Thing Guys? by iTearHerToto: 9:10pm On Mar 01, 2022
You fvcked up boy. You could keep the pussy and smash it till nothing is left out it then throw the crumbs to the streets.
That's how hoes are treated. You didn't treat her right bro. You failed her


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Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 8:33pm On Mar 01, 2022
dollytino4real:
eya sorry
Hopefully your simp shall locate you. Say amen smiley
Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 5:51pm On Mar 01, 2022
dollytino4real:
u dey miss the older the beta, just try it and u will thank u me later uncle scar
I have tried all girl. The older the flabbier angry
Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 12:16pm On Mar 01, 2022
dollytino4real:
ur prick dey ur head abi where?
Might have been in your P but I don't do oldies angry
Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 10:23am On Mar 01, 2022
dollytino4real:
so wat if am not! U dey ok?
Meno will soon be on the pause girl cheesy
Isn't that interesting?


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Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 8:01am On Mar 01, 2022
dollytino4real:
like u
Shouldn't you be married by now?


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Romance / If You Are On Nairaland Make Sure You Never Miss This Story (photo) by iTearHerToto: 7:35pm On Feb 28, 2022
https://www.nairaland.com/7003429/how-friend-used-girlfriend-money

The link above

That thread might crack your ribs open grin The op should enroll as a screenwriter

Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:25pm On Feb 28, 2022
RealGboy:
Even though I pitied Dare , I knew going with him was not a good option not after waiting 20 days indoors , no matter what dare says or do I was not ready to risk it, atleast let me finish the 21 days first before any other thing ...


I turned to Dare and told him


" Guy just give me 2 days , I promise you I'll follow you anywhere after 2 days . Atleast let me finish what I started here. " ..


When dare realized that I wasn't going to budge or agree with him, he shook his head and then said


" Fine if this is the path you want it to take no wahala I am ready to play that game."....

He then brought out his phone , dialled a number and was telling the person on the phone to bring the package ..


My mind started running with different thoughts again, what package could he be talking about ?.


Well no matter what he brings out I know one thing for sure, I am never leaving this church premises...


After about 2 minutes some hefty guys showed up about five of them , I wasn't surprised because that's how cashy Rolls, he walks with bouncers and soldiers. , whenever he goes out there is always a convoy of atleast 5 luxurious cars following him ...


When the 5th bouncer arrived my heart skipped, I couldn't believe my eyes , the bouncer was holding my daughter , she was still in her school uniform ,


Cashy must have stopped by her school before coming to meet me at the church , how they allowed a complete stranger pick my daughter in school is another issue that I will address much later but right now my daughter needs me ..


" Daddy!! Daddy !!"... She screamed when she saw me , sholape also came out when she heard her daughter's voice , I turned to Dare


" Dare what's all this now , what's my daughter got to do with the issue on ground abeg release her for me "


Dare then made a sign to the bouncer holding praise ,. to my surprise the bouncer brought out a gun and pointed it to my daughter's head., My daughter was scared and her mom seeing a gun on her daughters head started crying and begging ..


Dare then turned to me...



". Are you ready to follow me to the herbalist now ?...


I tried to convince Dare again which was the biggest mistake ever , because that made him give a sign and the unfortunate happened.

The bouncer shot my daughter Dead,I watch as her blood splash on the floor , everyone in the church ran away, sholape tried to confront the shooter and she was shot dead too...


Omo....






Typing........
Why you dey scream "omo".. oh even you wey write the story e shock you abi grin

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Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:22pm On Feb 28, 2022
TheGoodJoe:


Is it your true story? OP kwantinue.
fvck bro angry
Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:16pm On Feb 28, 2022
Candidlady:



You lots got serious wahala undecided


He was caught so ?

Sherlock Holmes undecided
Fvck back where you crawled from angry

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Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:12pm On Feb 28, 2022
luminouz:

Not my story, mudafucker undecided undecided undecided
grin

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Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:09pm On Feb 28, 2022
mighty5050:
This story don dey change to whinning
grin grin
Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by iTearHerToto: 7:04pm On Feb 28, 2022
Maxxim:
Lol you enjoyed sex with a virgin lady in the first night, op no try at all
He was caught right there grin

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Romance / Re: I've Missed Dating Life by iTearHerToto: 6:54pm On Feb 28, 2022
Late night newsletter cast a net.
Let's see how many fishes gonna be caught.
Let's see smiley

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Romance / Re: Guys Show Ur Sunday Food!! by iTearHerToto: 6:47pm On Feb 28, 2022
dollytino4real:
See food prepared by my guy dis Sunday,guys and their hurry to do things sharp sharp, if is a woman dat did it like dis una go complain say see wetin slay queen prepare
Looks like dog food he a dog? angry
Romance / Re: Man Smashes Partner's Phone To Surprise Her With A New One by iTearHerToto: 6:46pm On Feb 28, 2022
Most dumbest skits I have ever watched


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Romance / Re: Feminist Please Gather Here, I Have A Question. by iTearHerToto: 12:57pm On Feb 27, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
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What an excuse for cowardice.

You want to be in control but you literally lack the balls to do what it takes to be in control.

A joker.
I couldn't read all the trash she spilled as my eyelids were peeling angry

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Romance / Re: Feminist Please Gather Here, I Have A Question. by iTearHerToto: 12:54pm On Feb 27, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Jeon
Iyaebe
Saphiere
Pocohantas
Amazontopaz
Datboredberry
Fernandezisback


Stop hiding behind pot of tomato stew and answer
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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Crashes His Ferrari Car In An Accident In Lekki (video) by iTearHerToto: 12:52pm On Feb 27, 2022
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MadamVanessa:
shocked


Result of ill gotten wealth.

Those who have eyes have seen that burnaboy source of wealth is questionable. Only myopic people believe that it's music that is giving him money. But he's using music to cover a whole lot of things.
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Trash spilled


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Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by iTearHerToto: 12:35pm On Feb 27, 2022
[quote author=Jennyclay post=110594153][/quote]Quote me no more, dumbo angry
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by iTearHerToto: 11:35am On Feb 27, 2022
kyber:



So unintelligent girls aren’t human or aren’t meant to be shown affection?

What happen to learning?

Or do you think you know anything?

Think before you speak
Stfu bro you dumb like your girl angry
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by iTearHerToto: 11:30am On Feb 27, 2022
Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

Modified: For those of you quoting me, saying the girl is dumb for not knowing Ukraine.

But if a white girl tells you to your black face that she haven't heard of the word Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa, I'm 100% sure you people will clap for her, Infact you would go as far as even mocking your own country and other...

Like I said earlier in my comment... Take it OR Leave it. She is not dumb and I'm not forcing it down your throat like fufu.

But you guys should stop your hypocrisy okay!

Nonsense!!!
You dumber than her

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Family / Re: Men, Can You Overlook This If You Find Your Wife Being Held This Way At The Gym? by iTearHerToto: 8:56am On Feb 27, 2022
Same goes for the ladies if a female massage therapist is doing a great job on your husband's body
Romance / Re: If You Still Do These Things Then You Are Not Ready For Relationship Or Marriage by iTearHerToto: 9:01pm On Feb 26, 2022
This OP always acting like he been bathed with pussy water


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