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I'm finding it so difficult to puke on this trash



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This could have been Zoogeria. But unfortunately they are cursed to remain stagnant in all their endeavors for at least 4 decades



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Serving the poor when Afonja kids and mothers are always litered on bridges, gas stations and malls begging for alms I'm profoundly disinterested by this




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Afonja forgot when he sold dozens of books to a client?
Why are these people like this



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Afonja una no dey retire Haba




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Why not try posting something different and more interesting like Khafi being fingered and ravaged then dumped like the waste she is. Hell NO Nairaland Trashland bloggers won't buy that. They rather do it their mundane way
Same concept everyday zero creativity




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(In burna boy's voice)
When the Hunger don enter body
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What a half baked news? See see see what Nairaland Trashland has turned to.





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Nogodye:
Somebody should tell this man that as a Nigerians, we don't settle for less...We are not satisfy with the medal.

Mediocres not satisfied with a medal. Just lookat!




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Naija no go win this match. Bet your Ancestors



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It's not like the ones that can write all the English words are reaping from all the years they wasted in varsity sef. Most of them I dey see dem for Obalende under bridge with stacks of CVs whenever I cruise pass that way.

So if there is any other trash left to spill kindly fling it my way cos I'm not interested in this one. What shall it profit a man if he is a graduate in Zoogeria

"JOBLESSNESS"


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Toni used to be my favorite porrnstar then... I recall those days when i used to excite my diccck with some handful of vaseline while staring at her sultry photos. There was no GSM then just celebrity posters. Mom almost caught me in the act on a sunny day but I was lucky enough to be a 2 minutes man that fateful day. I have always been lucky.


Now she don old. Her punnna sef go don sag... Always mouth agape



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Only birthday o Toni turned up. what if it was a wedding ceremony etc I guess it could have been her and her entire generation in attendance. Naija get strong men sha.

Well lemme sit and wait for the day a Grammy winner will attend an afonja wedding or burial ceremony i'm not even gonna let my brain try to think of mentioning baiday
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Minimum wage = Afonjas only hope of survival


As a bonafide advocate of the Afonja dynasty I hereby urge the lifeless one not to joke with this else we shall unleash our unending barbarity to his entire household and beyond. He better do the needful for iTearherToto sake so peace shall reign. Cos we are not like the rest. You can't give us stories and go Scot free. Your skull must pay a price


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Las Las na only 4.2bn dem go spend for there. The rest go turn history



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quickly:
if u fit near beyonce punna as of today that means say u don hit jackpot be that...

Jackpot is for the greedy and gamblers. I don't need it



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Hungry Zoogerians will applaud this trash and go try out. Hunger bad o

Get ready!
Until you learn a skill/handwork to help yourselves and stop depending on people who would be in control of your success/destinies all because they are yur bosses etc hunger must kill all of una. Watch out!


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Most heart touching story my balls. What then will you say when you see an afonja mining






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And I'm saying this for the last time... These hoes are not meant to be taken serious but shagged ruthlessly, ravaged and dumped in a trash can

We met on Saturday and fortunately for her but unfortunately for me she ended up in my room last night. Fast forward I couldn't wait to masturbate and cum in her presence as it's kind of my habit and I know how it turns my ladies on like werey. Well you can blame my ex for that na she start am. After intense masturbation and 15 mins break we go cum fvck like 2 perverted pigs. And that has been going on for years now if not decades and I'm planna introduce the applaudable act to my beloved wife i.e if I even end up with one sef cos these hoes are not meant to be taken serious but shagged ruthlessly, torn, ravaged and dumped in a trash can, or so I thought.


Ok long story. Now I'm done and it's Rose's (tokunbo name) turn. Unfortunately for me her bra found it's way into my ever welcoming hands and I almost puked on her punnna. Did I say I almost puked I guess I did

Afonja Afonja Afonja when would your girls start keeping clean? Dem swear for una girls




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Wait you expect me to start reading a whole newspaper now



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So all these Zombies that were all out to take Zoogeria to the Next Hell level didn't make the list

APC it's unfair to treat all those patriotic zombies that stood out for you guys like this. It's so not fair. I'm heartbroken

At least the zombies wlll now realize how worthless they are




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Olarewaju89:
Chia..have You take your drugs?

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ibez007:
They messed up.


Sometimes, being patriotic hurts but it's required anyway

Please cry me a river


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ibez007:
This Birds gonna help resurrect your Grandma, OK?.


Jus candan!

You can say that again


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ibez007:
And,

What if we later win this match?


Will you have the gut to repeat this?

My grandma will be back from the dead by then

Cos that's what would happen if naija see draw

Whenever they want these boys to crash out of a tournament they promise them huge sums of money. Our leaders be causing us setbacks both home and away

Even my dog snarled at me when I told him Zoogeria will equalize. He knows it was an impossible statement

Algiers 3:0 Zoogeria

If dem see one goal for this match my grandmama go resurrect



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Zoogeria about to crash out of another tournament again


A failed nation is a failed nation there's nothing you can do about that


I weep for people that support naija in any tournament. Cos they just gonna remain failed forever


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