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most people here do not know what a fish is sef, A fish is a cold blodded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moving with the help of fins and breathing with girls. so people, even a blue whale is a fis Fish is just a collective name for vertebrates living in water, moving with fins and breathing with gills. see why biology is a compulsory subject? the fish cud av being a blue whale, killer whale, etc. |
thehomer: Obviously you'll believe anything. I may as well tell you that Jonah lived in an elephant for 7 days after he got out of the fish. |
thehomer: Obviously you'll believe anything. I may as well tell you that Jonah lived in an elephant for 7 days after he got out of the fish.offcourse if its in the bible and God was involved |
thehomer:how big do u think the biggest fishes in the world are |
Delafruita: are u for real?a man in the belly of a fish for 3 frigging days?are u dumb didnt u hear that the SPECIAL GOD WAS involved? |
and how many guests where at the wedding ![]() |
alphadx6@yahoo.com |
johnwizey: W̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̥†̥ ishilove Δσητ̲̅ understand *̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥is*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥ dat d fusion of pidgin a̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ yoruba by flow into his story makes it more interesting dan him speaking Queen's english. A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ª†̥s pidgin makes the reader †Φ get W̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̥†̥ he *̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥is*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥ tryin †Φ pass across. Kari on flow,W̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ uя back. Ɲ̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥O̲̣̣̥ mind SEUN a̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ his 21 commandment, Ɲ̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥O̲̣̣̥ be him send us G̶̲̥̅̊☹ SƇĤ♡♡Ŀ. yemi2plus2: wetin this one dey talk?asin.....i wonder o |
shymexx: Suspension bridges are cheaper and safer than other bridges and they have been in existence since the 15th century... I don't get where the "trying to copy Dubai" thing is coming from...thnx jare beta person, nt lyk 'someguy' claiming 2 knw wat it is nd even callin anoda a villager. When finally askd had nothing 2 say. Sm ppl ehn |
Maria Joana Mari Juana |
shey getn fatter=shez still carryin ur baby + she tuk advantage of ur greedyness nd forcd u 2 marry her, lets see if she'll giv u d divorce wen d tym comes.....dis z getn intrestng |
Danhumprey: But come ooo,aunty. That xy in ur username,sound like you stole it from Kyle xyduhh...obviously na, bt since u want make we knw say u don watch am, no p |
Okija_juju: SIMPLE..its a pity |
Okija_juju: How is Omotola influencial please?!asin...mayb derz anoda defn of influential we dunno about, hwz she influential. Even balloteli?li na?....dir list z jst a joke |
Francuiz: Abeg o na who b dis agent M. If dem send u tel them say u no c dis threaddis mods wont do nything 2 dis agentm nw o.......mtschew |
elampiro: Using your logic, if Iniester was player of the season, it means he was better than Messi in Barca and also the player of Euro 2012, so Iniester should have won it to align with consistency in judgement.mind u Mr, ronaldo dint evn win d laliga player of d season award, messi beat him 2 it, if he dosnt win d award, or d pichichi, or d EURO 2012 mvp or d UEFA mvp for 2011/2012?? Dyu think he shud win d ballon d'or ![]() |
jinha: He voted as the Spanish national team captain and not as real Madrid captain...ma guy thank you abeg |
sentiments cancelled sentiments jare....casillas wz nt being sentimental as he chose hu he felt waz d best player bt y'all crucifing him? Its nt messiz fault dat ppl 'lyk' him 2 cr7 dnt u think.....if u ask me cr7 shud av bin third sef...u cnt compare any countries league 2 d UEFA EURO CHAMPIONSHIPS |
y r u guys sayin cr7 shud av won it....if iniesta ws d best player at d 2012 euros nd was ALSO voted UEFA player of the season ahead of ronaldo TOO...dnt u think d competition shud b btw Leo nd messi...bsides hw do u reward sm1 for scorin 91goals in a year F God's sake!! Messi z a worthy winner abeg |
it jst settles the fact dat dis days wiv got dummies as captains....u'll chose alonso over pirlo Werz philip lahm, vincent kompany, ashley cole ?? Oh puhleasse!!D attack z ok...derz no space for RVP. Drogba, ibra c'mon gguys we're talkin bout FALCAO...mayb fifa shud strt thinking of makin retired ftballers doin d voting #jst saying# |
i like my westwood oo.... |
slimyem: Its simple..looool....lyk dey nid ur congrats, dey probly dnt knw ur name exists sef |
Drock4christ: Wetin concern me wit beyonce b4, Abeg make i sleep joor..ehn ehn guy na Shakira oo |
what z dis guy feelin lyk sef, he's jst a good player, nthng special, with or without odemwingie, 9ja'll still b a joke! D guy shud luk 4 a beta way 2 console him sef jare, z he currently in d kind of form martins is ? Rubbish!! |
Iaz93: NONE!!! When there is supersportgbam!!! 1-10 sef + HD sef..lyk say na only dem get big but 4 dis world |
oxford: You want busses and you still want subsidy to remain. well you have the later, as of the former, you cant eat your cake and have itsee dis odontoid...subsidy dey ur hws abi wt r u tryin 2 say, go learn hw 2 use 'former' nd 'latter' jare... |
tpia@:looool....tell am o, nyc observation |
PortHarcourtBoy: You dey form swag!!loool easy on d guy na, d guy wan claim Neyo abi na Jason Durelo sef |
sad sad sad sad story....buh we 9jas are also thinking lyk d aluu ppl.....lets sey dey thought dey wer actually killing d guys who had bin terrorising dia community (wich znt d case), dey wer also driven by anger nd revenge....we're all hear shouting 4 revenge nd death of d whole village....NOW WOT MAKES ALL OF YOU DIFFWENT FRM D ALUU PPL ![]() ![]() |
whats wrong with this MAULAG students sef....jst cz MAU doznt sound ''Behind'' abeg johr make dem chilax....see ABU, OAU etc...wats wrong wif MAU ![]() ![]() ? |
osaze no try o....nwaiz shebi dem talk say na luv. Wishin dem HML + to mrs osaze, in case if divorce com, i fit manage you o |
loool....its simple nw coz dey've not yet met moi..YOURS TRULY |


+ she tuk advantage of ur greedyness nd forcd u 2 marry her, lets see if she'll giv u d divorce wen d tym comes.....dis z getn intrestng