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Religion / Re: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:12pm On Sep 29, 2013
most people here do not know what a fish is sef,
A fish is a cold blodded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moving with the help of fins and breathing with girls.

so people, even a blue whale is a fis

Fish is just a collective name for vertebrates living in water, moving with fins and breathing with gills.

see why biology is a compulsory subject?
the fish cud av being a blue whale, killer whale, etc.
Religion / Re: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:06pm On Sep 29, 2013
thehomer:

Obviously you'll believe anything. I may as well tell you that Jonah lived in an elephant for 7 days after he got out of the fish.
Religion / Re: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:05pm On Sep 29, 2013
thehomer:

Obviously you'll believe anything. I may as well tell you that Jonah lived in an elephant for 7 days after he got out of the fish.
offcourse if its in the bible and God was involved
Religion / Re: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:03pm On Sep 29, 2013
thehomer:

grin grin So Jonah lived in an ordinary fish for three days? How big do you think Jonah was?
how big do u think the biggest fishes in the world are
Religion / Re: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:02pm On Sep 29, 2013
Delafruita: are u for real?a man in the belly of a fish for 3 frigging days?
are u dumb didnt u hear that the SPECIAL GOD WAS involved?
Events / Re: Bride's Family Gives-out N1000 Packets As Wedding Souvenir To Guests!(pic) by Itsalphaa(m): 11:39pm On Sep 28, 2013
and how many guests where at the wedding
Technology Market / Re: Magic Sim Settings For All Network For All Network For Free by Itsalphaa(m): 3:16pm On Jun 28, 2013
alphadx6@yahoo.com
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Itsalphaa(m): 2:09pm On May 21, 2013
johnwizey: W̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̥†̥ ishilove Δσητ̲̅ understand *̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥is*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥ dat d fusion of pidgin a̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ yoruba by flow into his story makes it more interesting dan him speaking Queen's english. A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ª†̥s pidgin makes the reader †Φ get W̶̲̥̅̊ά̲̣̥†̥ he *̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥is*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥*̣̣̣̣̣̣̥ tryin †Φ pass across. Kari on flow,W̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ uя back. Ɲ̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥O̲̣̣̥ mind SEUN a̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ his 21 commandment, Ɲ̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥O̲̣̣̥ be him send us G̶̲̥̅̊☹ SƇĤ♡♡Ŀ.
yemi2plus2:
wetin this one dey talk?
asin.....i wonder o

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Politics / Re: Governor Fashola Builds First Suspension Bridge In Nigeria by Itsalphaa(m): 11:15am On Apr 30, 2013
shymexx: Suspension bridges are cheaper and safer than other bridges and they have been in existence since the 15th century... I don't get where the "trying to copy Dubai" thing is coming from...



^^^^That's all you need to know about suspension bridges!! undecided
thnx jare beta person, nt lyk 'someguy' claiming 2 knw wat it is nd even callin anoda a villager. When finally askd had nothing 2 say. Sm ppl ehn
Literature / Re: Conflicted Destiny, Chronicle Of A Natural Born Warrior. by Itsalphaa(m): 10:30am On Apr 27, 2013
Maria Joana
Mari Juana
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Itsalphaa(m): 4:58pm On Apr 20, 2013
shey getn fatter=shez still carryin ur babytongue + she tuk advantage of ur greedyness nd forcd u 2 marry her, lets see if she'll giv u d divorce wen d tym comes.....dis z getn intrestng
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Itsalphaa(m): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2013
Danhumprey: But come ooo,aunty. That xy in ur username,sound like you stole it from Kyle xy
duhh...obviously na, bt since u want make we knw say u don watch am, no p
Religion / Re: Intimate Temptations, Christians How Do You Cope? by Itsalphaa(m): 6:53pm On Apr 19, 2013
Okija_juju: SIMPLE..

When I am tempted by the Spirit of Lust, fornication, immorality and sex,

I simply backslide, have sex, repent and return to default mode..

#Problem solved.

Thank God for the Blood of Jesus and Grace.. Sinning has never felt so good.
its a pity
Entertainment / Re: Omotola Included In TIME 100 Most-Influential People In The World by Itsalphaa(m): 11:55am On Apr 19, 2013
Okija_juju: How is Omotola influencial please?!

I know shes a hot MILF, and Actress and has that God awful reality T.V show, but again, how is she influencial?!
asin...mayb derz anoda defn of influential we dunno about, hwz she influential. Even balloteli?li na?....dir list z jst a joke

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Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Itsalphaa(m): 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2013
Francuiz: Abeg o na who b dis agent M. If dem send u tel them say u no c dis thread
dis mods wont do nything 2 dis agentm nw o.......mtschew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Itsalphaa(m): 9:04pm On Jan 09, 2013
elampiro:

Using your logic, if Iniester was player of the season, it means he was better than Messi in Barca and also the player of Euro 2012, so Iniester should have won it to align with consistency in judgement.
Is it not obvious to you that Iniester didn't play as much as Ronaldo or Messi in Laliga? Ronaldo was clearly player of the season, the EUFA authorities and their allies have already decided to frustrate Ronaldo. Look at it, Messi, Iniester and Xavi in one team, yet Ronaldo all alone in Madrid and he carried Madrid over Barca in the classico and won the league. I am looking at the world top four players. It won't be surprising if next year they decided Xavi is the best in Europe.
mind u Mr, ronaldo dint evn win d laliga player of d season award, messi beat him 2 it, if he dosnt win d award, or d pichichi, or d EURO 2012 mvp or d UEFA mvp for 2011/2012?? Dyu think he shud win d ballon d'or
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Itsalphaa(m): 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2013
jinha:
He voted as the Spanish national team captain and not as real Madrid captain...
ma guy thank you abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Itsalphaa(m): 12:45pm On Jan 09, 2013
sentiments cancelled sentiments jare....casillas wz nt being sentimental as he chose hu he felt waz d best player bt y'all crucifing him? Its nt messiz fault dat ppl 'lyk' him 2 cr7 dnt u think.....if u ask me cr7 shud av bin third sef...u cnt compare any countries league 2 d UEFA EURO CHAMPIONSHIPS

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Itsalphaa(m): 12:41pm On Jan 09, 2013
y r u guys sayin cr7 shud av won it....if iniesta ws d best player at d 2012 euros nd was ALSO voted UEFA player of the season ahead of ronaldo TOO...dnt u think d competition shud b btw Leo nd messi...bsides hw do u reward sm1 for scorin 91goals in a year F God's sake!! Messi z a worthy winner abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by Itsalphaa(m): 3:28pm On Jan 08, 2013
it jst settles the fact dat dis days wiv got dummies as captains....u'll chose alonso over pirlo Werz philip lahm, vincent kompany, ashley cole?? Oh puhleasse!!
D attack z ok...derz no space for RVP. Drogba, ibra c'mon gguys we're talkin bout FALCAO...mayb fifa shud strt thinking of makin retired ftballers doin d voting
#jst saying#
Fashion / Re: Latest Rubber Shoes/rubber Footwears In Vogue: Your View About It by Itsalphaa(m): 6:15pm On Jan 02, 2013
i like my westwood oo....
Celebrities / Re: Shakira's Baby Birth News Was A Prank By Pique by Itsalphaa(m): 8:21am On Dec 29, 2012
slimyem: Its simple..
Come mid-January when Shakira has her baby,don't say "congratulations" since you already said one in advance!cheesygrin
looool....lyk dey nid ur congrats, dey probly dnt knw ur name exists sef
Celebrities / Re: Shakira's Baby Birth News Was A Prank By Pique by Itsalphaa(m): 8:16am On Dec 29, 2012
Drock4christ: Wetin concern me wit beyonce b4, Abeg make i sleep joor..
ehn ehn guy na Shakira oo
Sports / Re: Odemwingie Faces Life-ban From Super Eagles Over Comments by Itsalphaa(m): 5:02pm On Dec 27, 2012
what z dis guy feelin lyk sef, he's jst a good player, nthng special, with or without odemwingie, 9ja'll still b a joke! D guy shud luk 4 a beta way 2 console him sef jare, z he currently in d kind of form martins is? Rubbish!!
TV/Movies / Re: The Kardashians Or Omotola: Which Reality Show Will You Watch? by Itsalphaa(m): 2:04pm On Dec 27, 2012
Iaz93: NONE!!! When there is supersport
gbam!!! 1-10 sef + HD sef..lyk say na only dem get big but 4 dis world

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Politics / Re: Where Are The Buses GEJ Promised Us After Subsidy Protest? by Itsalphaa(m): 1:54pm On Dec 27, 2012
oxford:

You want busses and you still want subsidy to remain. well you have the later, as of the former, you cant eat your cake and have it
see dis odontoid...subsidy dey ur hws abi wt r u tryin 2 say, go learn hw 2 use 'former' nd 'latter' jare...
Romance / Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by Itsalphaa(m): 6:16am On Dec 22, 2012
tpia@:
But op, your user name wont encourage them nah.
looool....tell am o, nyc observation
Events / Re: 12-12-12. What Significant Things Will You Do Today........... by Itsalphaa(m): 7:40am On Dec 13, 2012
PortHarcourtBoy:

You dey form swag!! shocked

Instead of you to go paint your house and put tiles
loool easy on d guy na, d guy wan claim Neyo abi na Jason Durelo sef
Crime / Re: Interview With Friends Of Slain Uniport Students by Itsalphaa(m): 8:24am On Oct 10, 2012
sad sad sad sad story....buh we 9jas are also thinking lyk d aluu ppl.....lets sey dey thought dey wer actually killing d guys who had bin terrorising dia community (wich znt d case), dey wer also driven by anger nd revenge....we're all hear shouting 4 revenge nd death of d whole village....NOW WOT MAKES ALL OF YOU DIFFWENT FRM D ALUU PPL
Education / Re: UNILAG Shut Down Over MAU Name Change Protests by Itsalphaa(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2012
whats wrong with this MAULAG students sef....jst cz MAU doznt sound ''Behind'' abeg johr make dem chilax....see ABU, OAU etc...wats wrong wif MAU?
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Osaze Odemwingie's Wedding by Itsalphaa(m): 3:43pm On May 27, 2012
osaze no try o....nwaiz shebi dem talk say na luv. Wishin dem HML + to mrs osaze, in case if divorce com, i fit manage you o
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fall In Love With Me? by Itsalphaa(m): 10:40am On May 26, 2012
loool....its simple nw
coz dey've not yet met moi..YOURS TRULY

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