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beetown:
But you opened bress for 25million....madam you'll suck an Amoeba's pweek for 50 billion and an Amoeba has no pweek!!!

100% Savage

Please can sum1 explain how the deserted ibeno beach is still one of the top 10 tourist sites The last time I visited it, the place was in a mess and I was wondering if they still clean up (maintain) the place. March 2017, to be precise or is der another one?

OldBeer:
All this one?
Who go read am?
Swerve jare.
Local fowl.

Yeye dey smell, foolish cow

OldBeer:
LOL!
Sniff around you, na the yeye from your oily face, cheap head band and lipstick dey smell.
Mkpi

Aww u actually had time to go through my 2012 avi... we saw Tboss' Throwback pics and mine was looking like Beyoncé's compared to hers... poor you buh I'm not surprised tho, most Tboss' fans are shortsighted, materialistic and daft, controversial too .... I'm not surprised that she doesn't have anything to offer... hit ur head on the wall, a spade will always be a spade!!!

KemjikaEme:
Lol! True sha. Most Housemates are currently engaged in one venture or another.
Efe is about to shoot a music video.
Bisola has released a song.
Debbie and Bassey collaborated on a song.
Bally is doing charity work.
Miyonse is giving catering lectures.
Others are doing pretty well and engaged in different activities.
What is Tboss doing?

According to her, we'd soon start seeing her on our tv screen, billboards,everywhere... yeye dey smell

IamaNigerianGuy:
This right here is the reason Pat Utomi will go nowhere in politics. The man doesn't know his level.
Hobnobbing with thugs is now his modus operandi ?
Ayiri should go and see Prof Utomi in his house and not the other way round.
Ayiri is a common thug. A half-assed gangster with almost zero education. Look how he is "shining" with a professor of international repute.
My respect for Prof Utomi just came down several notches.

Was just abt saying the same thing... shey he was the one saying Buhari, obasanjo are co are running the country amiss and now he's indirectly dining with them... y do I smell something fishy Politics and deceitful strategies are like 5 and 6

gberra:
Come to daddy.

Smh...lol

I love the song buh I feel the concept of the video cld have been better... the video made the dope song look whack.... all I saw was girls girls girls ... still my fav song for the now

chinybelle:
Are they not suppose to queue?
Social media has caused a lot
Everything is now news

Didn't queue in my camp tho

Even when most ppl knew this, they still went ahead to vote Buhari... were they brainwashed? Goodluck is not good either buh he wld have been the best option. I'm still waiting for the change they've bin talking abt

angels09:
Hey

boi, u are soo dry

angels09:
Hey you boring already... Quit my mentions.

Get back to work.

Quit ur mentions U came from nowhere and slid into my mentions when no1 invited u... oops I forgot, sum1 actually did... wheres ur sissy now He left you Aww poor child, run along!!!

angels09:
Do I look like your​father?

No because your mumu nor get second

angels09:
Hey I am through with you​....now bounce along ratchet

Mumu of the highest order

angels09:
Attention indeed... We know your type...

Ur Memes are so dry and disgusting... Anywayz like owner, like Meme

no1madman:
So na condition make crayfish bend!

In other words,condition fit make u bend. .

Understand b4 u quote,,, I wasn't talking abt myself, I was generalizing

RichYoungNigga:
Poor ??

Just give me your bank account

Frustrated??
Just go hang urself

angels09:
Why are you so pained.... Oh okay

See this one, follow follow... I guess u are seeking for attention, there u go, enjoy it! Even 20 of u will not move me, so go Bleep urself, korofo!

RichYoungNigga:
Bankrupt ?? Stop using that word, you don't know what it is

In the states of Illinois, you can file for bankruptcy to avoid taxes

Donald Trump filed for bankruptcy twiceand he's still worth more than $40 billion

50 Cent filed for bankruptcy and he's still worth more than $300 million

What do you do for a living ?? You work in a bank ?? Your annual salary will not be more than 3 million naira, that's the price of a 2007 Toyota Camry i gave me gateman

Like i said earlier, you're nothing but a poor rat

Mb ?? Lol, where do you live ?? Under a rock ?? Have you heard of wifi ?? I don't even have a sim card not to talk of Mb, the last time i used a sim card was when an MTN sim card costs​ 10k

Goat face

You will die in poverty

Someone pls rate this brain... Real Men don't brag only poor Men do... Poverty is a Mindset and that's exactly what u have... Nobody asked for ur life history, kindly swerve!

sukkot:
yeah that pinshure def banging

Thanchu!!

ayaside:
I had to..Hate it when guys beef ladies for no reason

Aww... This got me!!!

RichYoungNigga:
Goat face

How much do you charge per hour ??

Skunk you cnt even handle the bill, you'd go bankrupt (even if I had to) ... do u kno wat bankrupt is Toad!!! Don't finish ur Mb cs only God knows where ud get the next one Small rat. GTFOH!!!!

sukkot:
i aint knocking the hustle. i can respect a womans hustle. just be upfront that you are dating me for the money and we will have us a nice time. its the ones who pretend i cant stand. dont pretend like you love me now. let a nigga know you rolling shotgun because of the cheddar. i can respect that. in fact a woman like that is a keeper. speaking of which, whats good with ya ?

Thanks that picture is like way back even b4 uni days

sukkot:
ahhhh finally an admission. you are dating for money and not for the guy. hmm hmmm hmmm lawdy lawdy lawdy. you no say na prostitute dem dey call dat wan abi ?

I'm not talking abt myself buh der are ladies out der dating for money wether u like it or not... it's Wrong buh they say " na condition make crayfish bend"... like I sed earlier, different strokes for different folks. What works for Mr A might not work well for Mr B.

sukkot:
hmmm i dont know how yall 3rd world people do it but here in europe and when i was in america i haff dated congress women who own mansions when i was a church rat. They like a niggas swag outchea. plus the kid is kinda easy on the eye. plus i can crack a few jokes and hold a conversation

Now they are not dating for money bcs they have it, they are dating for company and love. Dats their own, different strokes work for different folks.

ayaside:
And some dudes be spewing rubbish here..She said fine girl that you CANNOT AFFORD.She didn't just say fine girl.Hate the truth.Good to have dreams anyway but what she said is very CORRECT.And if you know you can afford her and not complain on social media..Pls,go ahead.

Thank God this is coming from a male.... buh some of the guys here on NL, they hate to see that a lady has her standards.

RichYoungNigga:
Sorry

I don't talk to monkeys

Ur mother is a monkey not me... poor bastard!!!

realestniggah:
oga let me make it simple for you..

can you afford to date rihanna with her expensive lifestyle

banky w that went for adesua knows he has a chance of dating her when he slid into her dm..he knew he was up to her social status..you think if you try it she would reply you for the next 10 years?she knew banky w is up to the task and also understand her celebrity lifestyle being one himself..it all about social status..as I dey so..I know girl way I fit toast..and I know girl way I no fit near..it reality bro

Bro you are Wisdom personified.... I don't kno the kind of guys we have here on NL... they don't like hearing such.... the way they have spec for their ladies, we as ladies too have spec. Deal with the truth!!! The lady dat dates a poor man is not dating the man cs she wants to be with a poor person, it's because of the vision she has in her head abt the man. Nobody wants to associate with a loser!

RichYoungNigga:

Sorry

I do not take oloshos serious

A girl you know you cannot afford ?? Afford ?? You be prostitute ??

You mean a girl we cannot give money ?? Do women work for us ?? Do we owe them ?? Why would they want us to give them money and provide for them ??

When you say that women are useless and brain dead, they will start crying like a rat on mensturation

Women are naturally dumb

Including ur mom... not me u sed it yourself!!!

I see some of you here saying he does not have class, he smiles too much, wats the need of extra denim jacket and so on...

If you were the one in his shoes, you'd continue to smile all the wayyy because his levels haff change

Secondly, explain class Biko To the classy people that called him classless. I bet they don't even have a car of their own, talkless of millions in their acts. Neither do they roll with Kings on a daily basis buh still they come here and call him classless... I think you are actually clueless!!! Like it or not, Nigga is Class itself now!

Thirdly, the photoshoot was sponsored. If u have any idea of how a celebrity lives, you'd kno wat I'm talking about and many more designers are waiting for him to come Rep their brand. What I'm trying to say is, the designer(s) selects the outfits and not Efe. So if they tell him to wear 10 denim jacket, he will wear it as long as he's being paid. I bet you'd do same!

In Conclusion, let's learn to appreciate Good things so that good things will come to Us. I kno that Nigerians will always try to make a joke out of everything and that's what makes us "Unique" buh der is a limitation to everything.

NB: I am not in any way related to him, just to be clear... *drops mic

XXLDICK:
Isn't he

No he isn't... the question now is Do you kno the meaning of Class He was Classless buh not anymore, He sits and fines with King now, give him his respect, nuff sed!

highchief1:
you must be very classless to call this class

Explain class? U beta stop this attitude of looking down on people bcs the more u do it, the higher they go.... see u wey kno class, where has it taken you to