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good girl

nice joke,

@Clem
Na which part of Hell is ur location situated?

Olulu,

Abeg no bring am oh. ME no wan kill person pikin

cos it looks easy, abi

nice one, olulu

gunpoint,

na husband-in-law you be

so u sabi smile,

Yes u can, but not face to face

U dey use sniper's rifle

backgammon

gunpoint:
@fine nabber

ok, i bite!!
na wetin u wan do wey i nvr c??
wer u wit me in somalia when. . . . (I chickened out behind enemy lines)
or that time in Iraq when. . . . . . . . . (I didnt know where the safety button on my assault rifle was)
no!!
u culdnt evn hav suvived in rwanda wey we go 2. . . . . . (Rape goats and 10yr old children)
bt as u c me 4 free 4 nlnd, liver con reach u to yab me shey??

singin
*oya nw, oya nw*
small pikin lika u!!!

You no dey shame, gunpoint

U fit kill chicken?

Hmmmm

U wey no get wife nko?

young and chicky

smileken,

i dont wait for the game to be over to see who the master is. I dominate b4 the game starts

Mourinho will definitely come back to Chelsea.

But to all chelsea fans, Money has caused a rift b/w the coach and owner of the club and we have a new man in the Helm. I think we shld support Avram grant (even though i dont like him myself). See the likes if Alex and Wenger. Even if the team is loosing, people still believe in Them. So let us think as 1 rather than expect the club to win matches and the grimace anytime we see his face.

As for haters, Mourinho was given a parting sum of $50m, (to even shut his mouth on why he resigned) So i dont see him desperately looking for a club.

The blues will survive oh without mourinho. But the TACTICIAN has put the club in the spotlight and has caused the EPL to be more interesting

I believe we have to face reality here

Drogba bought the shirt so as to distribute it his fans in cote de' ivoire who may not have the means to afford it. SO i dont see why he cant buy miilions of his shirts.

Afterall, does he wanna eat it? Think abt it.

Up Blues

We dey collect the 2 cups remaining in europe whether Chelsea like am nor not

OK

_{shakes hand with enque and wen he turns to leave, puts a small knife in his back}

Thats for starting a fight and backing out wen i was ready to fight

J udge: How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
Prisoner: How do I know, your honour? I haven't heard the evidence yet.


Bacteria: the back entrance to a cafeteria.



Buoyant: male equivalent of gallant.



Dogma: the mother of puppies.



Ultimate: the last person to marry.



Vice versa: dirty poems.



Doctor: Nurse! Did you take this patient's temperature?
Nurse: Why, doctor? Is it missing?

The elderly aunt bent down and asked her three-year-old nephew: Can you tell me the name of your new baby sister?

The little boy shook his head sadly and replied: I don't know what it is. I keep asking her but I can't understand a word she says.

chess

This is hilarious

Well done D'banj