Ituen's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Ituen's Profile › Ituen's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 (of 300 pages)
So do u still have a problem with me |
good one rebel ![]() the boi dey take advantage of the last tour he did in kuvuki |
Mother: Why are you crying? Sally: Because I fell and hurt myself. Mother: When did that happen? Sally: About twenty minutes ago. Mother: But you've only just started crying. Sally: I know. Earlier, I thought you'd gone out. |
Office worker: Sir?. Boss: .Yes? What is it now?. Office worker: .Please can I have a day off next week to do some late Christmas shopping with my wife and our six kids?. Boss: .Certainly not!. Office worker: .I knew you.d be understanding, sir. Thanks for getting me out of that terrible chore. |
Aaron, Thanks very much man |
good, so just siddon look |
thats the way to survive, man |
What has mythology got to do with this? And i'm red-blooded to the core. U have any more to say |
na question i ask na |
Ok man. wish ya good luck too |
Go to TV section. I think u may get help there |
Ok, make i pat you small for back |
do u know wat you are doing? |
me i don tiredinho for this thread |
na wa oh |
Like i said, We dey hold national conference on your head. Results will soon be out @Equilibrium That single act of yours will cost you 3 big cows, 7 male goats(smelling ones), 15 turkeys and ur 1st daughter. |
Na which poor boi u don impersonate again? |
Na which condom u dey sell for our kingdom? |
this is nice |
see wetin girl dey do man |
yes my boi. . . . . |
make u do give seun to sign |
O boi Leave NLD go defend oh. I no want make una Senate committee come hold Seun responsible |
Ben, i can now recall u saying u were in accra. @Holythug While i dey tour with Aero contractors, tuface dey use edo line |
I believe there is a difference b/w poems, romance and jokes |
GP, U dare raise ur hand on my face? ![]() U have been given too much freedom to do anyhow |
These are the answers 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? - 100yr 2) Which country makes Panama hats? - Panama 3) From which animal do we get cat-gut? - Cat 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? - October 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? - Camel hair 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? - Canary birds 7) What was King George VI's first name? - George What color is a purple finch? - Purple9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? - China |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 (of 300 pages)
What color is a purple finch? - Purple