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Clem,

his parents have promised him turkey since he was born on the condition that he passed his exams.

he has graduated from university and uptil now, he hasn't tasted a turkey b4

By no other one but SAucekid

tested and confirmed

I really trust Saucekid.

He held the fort well even during my absence

I have decided to give him the highest honour in all kuvuki land

Saucekid Atutupoyoyo Napoleon (GCFR)

U know i dont tell a lie

let me cosnult with seun first

ben the inshi-man

yes na

Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute, said the man carrying
the explosive.

Don't worry, the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the boot.

old but really smart kid

Apatient complains to a famous psychologist: .Professor, I.ve been having terrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me,
.
Who.s been treating you until now?.
.
Dr Success
.
I see. He.s an idiot. I.m curious to know what he advised you to do,


To come and see you.

Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly
continued his milking.

To everyone.s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away .

Weren.t you afraid?. one of the workers asked the boy.

Not at all,. the boy replied , .I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.

When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he turned her down, saying: Your salary is already higher than that of the secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.

Excuse me, the efficient woman replied, I thought we got paid for what we produce here not for what we produce at home in our own time

Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What’s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill,
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village,
Visitor: Which I have to pay him,
Maid: And he returned this morning

@Success

u dont know me at all

@Success

If u have Seun as ur Oga, den u got d powers that be beside u

@success,

u mean RED - CAP CHIEFS

Delib,

what do u mean by creating this nonense











































no make me vex oh

dreams

even this last one sef baffle me

amen

Lets pray for his biz to succeed

:-x

The guy shld just register with another name cos i'll make sure that i hunt him in NLD from his posts to his dreams

saucekid:
chai. . . . the first apology on nland

i'm a perfect gentleman

PurestBoy:
who could have made that attack on my Ify? Someone is getting banned for insulting Ify nkemu

wld u love to get banned?

micodon:
u said u met a friend that registered alongside u. so his room ought to be immediately behind or after urs. meet your friend wey make u do lung throat and u go find your room

Serial registration dont always work that way cos i may book for a droom diff dan urs and the numbers will change.

another case is me booking a room and the next 3 are booked. so my friend may get the 5th room after mine

no be yesterday u register for here?

frog

ok i remember now.

But is tufe a he-goat or is that just a title

obviously,

but she doesnt fancy polygamy and i believe tessy and nightnurse will beat her till her colour changes to ebony