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nice

Our girls go faint today

Ify

That is his life savings. i wouldnt want to hurt him by teling him to part with it

menses

small tin babe

ur welcome

na eim be CLO of julius berger

na wa oh.

na which person wife im thief? Abi clemcy no do am?

hw much do u tink u have to spend?

how long can we wait for a windows 3.1 brain to load?

like the last time,

ur cologne just kept giving me nightmares and i said that it'll be unfair to humanity if i dont give u a kiss, at least

. . a sight that u'll die for anyday

The sign on the door of a lawyer's chamber reads:

Where there is a will, there is a way;
where there is a way, there is law;
where there is law, there is a rule;
where there is a rule, there is a loophole;
where there is a loophole; there is a lawyer;

and so here I am.

so kronky has no other choice dan to do the will of the rat

Its only gentlemanly to carry Ify along in the enjoyment

can u explain

as usual

good tip to get rid of sleep

Ify dearie,

it happens especially when they are lookinhg for money

i am still game, Ify

and we will notallow it

are u sure?

Ronaldinho Odinaka

Little Ernie was having a problem with his homework.

Dad, he asked, What is the difference between anger and exasperation?

Well, son, said his father, I'll give you a practical demonstration.

His father picked up the phone and dialled a number.

Hello, said a voice at the other end.

Hello, said Ernie's father. Is Melvin there?

There is no one called Melvin here! the voice replied. Why don't you lookup numbers before you dial them?

You see? said Ernie's father. That man was not at all happy with our call.


But watch this!


He then dialled the number again, and says, Hello, is Melvin there?

Now look here! the voice said angrily. I told you there is no Melvin here!

You have got a lot of nerve calling again!

Did you hear that? Ernie's father asked. That was anger. Now, I will show you what exasperation is!

He dialled once again. And on hearing the voice at the other end, Ernie's father said: Hello! This is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?

hmmm

Clinton don dey do capmaign for nigeria too?

But my face won and award last year as Nokia Face of Africa

u are very much welcome

take all the time u need.

If u like shift the GMT to -10hrs, we go still dey wait

u no need notice am cos e go spoil ur mind

yes na, the rat for kronky room dey sophisticated

n it will put her in deep shit

e no good cos pikin wey no know area 4 na im dey pour sand for garri