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Na wa for this kain church oh

na wetin dey cause all this na?

Tufe,

na u dey sreach my dustbin for bread papers?

Nice lines benjay

Clemcy too get sense

I hope kay is ok

Na boarding house mattrass im dey use?

Tufe,

As the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki i'm the only one allowed to have more than 2 wives. If u want 24 wives, then ur asking for my position.
When i retire, i can give u some ladies to add to ur gallery of wives

Noce joke. I wonder why people say its stale

infobaba:
. . . . .Ituen The Bushman . . . . .



That aren't news na




@ Ituen


I lie ?

O boy, i be bush man na, but i don graduate

[size=14pt]I bin talk am

BEN NO SABI ANYTHING ABT WOMAN. THE GUY NA DISGRACE TO NAIJA MEN[/size]

Na wa oh

@Tufe
Ben na chairman of the youths. No one made him elder

nice answer to the interview

Ben,

Are u sure ur matured enough.

Guess u just dey see puberty

Na who talk say my woman go suffer

@Ben
Are u sure ur matured to understand women? Dont allow them turn you to a waste basket there in ghana

chosen

nice

Like i had before i met you

That would make me look like suacekid

like fashion?

i will keep it that way. it reminds me of you

Tnks bro

Wanna know if i'm a guy? Check my profile

my only iyawo who loves me for my teeth only

dont looked at that person. He didnt went to university

nice sig

will keep it in mind

Where is lasigi?

guys always end up losers in a relationship

We need
REALLY MEANS
I want


You want
REALLY MEANS
You need




It's your decision
REALLY MEANS
The correct decision should be obvious by now.




We need to talk
REALLY MEANS
I need to complain




Do what you want
REALLY MEANS
You'll pay for this later.




You're , so manly
REALLY MEANS
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.




Sure, go ahead
REALLY MEANS
I don't want you to.




I'm not upset
REALLY MEANS
Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!




You're certainly attentive tonight.
REALLY MEANS
Is sex all you ever think about?




I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
REALLY MEANS
I'm on my period.




Be romantic, turn out the lights.
REALLY MEANS
I'm Embarrassed




This kitchen is so inconvenient
REALLY MEANS
I want a new house.




You have to learn to communicate.
REALLY MEANS
Just agree with me.




Yes
REALLY MEANS
No




No
REALLY MEANS
No




Maybe
REALLY MEANS
No




I heard a noise
REALLY MEANS
I noticed you were almost asleep.




Do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I'm going to ask for something expensive.




How much do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I did something you're not going to like.




I'll be ready in a minute.
REALLY MEANS
Be patient I'll be a while.




Am I a little fat?
REALLY MEANS
Tell me I'm beautiful.




I'm sorry.
REALLY MEANS
You'll be sorry.




Do you like this recipe?
REALLY MEANS
It's easy to fix, so get used to it.




Was that the baby?
REALLY MEANS
Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.




I'm not yelling!
REALLY MEANS
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.




All we're going to buy is a soap dish
REALLY MEANS
Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle,

From the Guardian News comes this story of a VGC couple that drove their car to ShopRite, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

Jeovy told his wife, Princess to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. Princess returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, princess dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband (Jeovy) who was standing idly by.


The mechanic (BENJAY), however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that
she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses.
One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth,
and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.


T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.

T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge.

T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear,

"It's called Mouth Gig revenge"

Hehehe