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Jokes EtcRe: Pope And Queen by ituen(m): 8:19am On Apr 22, 2008
Clemcy,

My blood dey hot now now that any more attackc on my wives fit cos nigeria to divide into 3
Jokes EtcRe: acid test by ituen(m): 8:15am On Apr 22, 2008
me i don tire to see dis kain joke
Jokes EtcRe: The Banana Test by ituen(m): 8:15am On Apr 22, 2008
Clemcy,

bla bla follow?

I dey my period now so it wont work
Jokes EtcRe: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ituen(m): 8:13am On Apr 22, 2008
My sister,

NITEL strike bin affect starcomms, and the starcomms people no fit tell me in advance say dem go fit dey affected.

Na yesterday wey i go rake for the office say i go burn down their oga house. them just connect me sharp sharp
InvestmentRe: Bought Transcorp Shares With My School Fees: Mistake? by ituen(m): 8:07am On Apr 22, 2008
@Poster

It'll keep going down till u weep.

My mum worked with M-Tel before it was sold and she even bought N1m worht of shares believing that the company will make waves.

My mum belived so much in NITEL that she turned down a job from Mobil when she started. Now she regrets it and will use her last ounce of blood to make sure her children dont work in government offices.

We all see that the company is a scam. Sell the remaining shares u have or forgo the money. Its not worth the while.

Personally, i dont see shares as the quickest way to make money cos u cant control that market.
Jokes EtcRe: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ituen(m): 7:58am On Apr 22, 2008
[size=14pt]HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS BE POSTED[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: The Banana Test by ituen(m): 7:53am On Apr 22, 2008
nice one ayusman
Jokes EtcRe: Pope And Queen by ituen(m): 7:49am On Apr 22, 2008
Nice joke mr poster

Tufe n TJ,
I no know why una 2 wan cause problems. Why mention my wife, aristole? Now i dey on my peace parole, na im una wan extra-offend me?
Jokes EtcRe: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 7:36am On Apr 22, 2008
nice idea but the concept aint tight enof

Hw will the teacher eat his head huh huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by ituen(m): 7:29am On Apr 22, 2008
and perform bla bla on her becos of migines . . . .
Jokes EtcRe: The Lizard And The Monkey by ituen(m): 7:28am On Apr 22, 2008
@Poster

Well done. the joke rocks anytime of the day
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba And Warri In A Fight by ituen(m): 7:26am On Apr 22, 2008
sammy,

u don dey carry me play for NLD. anytime i no dey, u dey carry my wives dey dash person.

My patience is weaning
Jokes EtcRe: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 7:14am On Apr 22, 2008
nice
Jokes EtcRe: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by ituen(m): 7:12am On Apr 22, 2008
Is tufe dat broke to be washin sammy's boxers
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by ituen(m): 7:09am On Apr 22, 2008
. . .of 2 dilapidated souls
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 7:08am On Apr 22, 2008
nA WETIN MY nAIJASTYLE DO UNA
Jokes EtcRe: Counting The Money by ituen(m): 7:07am On Apr 22, 2008
[size=15pt]NA WETIN BE THIS[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by ituen(m): 7:04am On Apr 22, 2008
Na wa oh.

Why una dey attack my Naijastyle?
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ituen(m): 7:01am On Apr 22, 2008
nice joke
Jokes EtcRe: Work Terminology by ituen(m): 6:59am On Apr 22, 2008
True yarn Sam,

Arsenal has been given excuses abt injury, buildin a team, overstretched players, young players etc. They forget that no matter hw young u are, if a big club buys you, u are a good player and have to show for the money spent on you.

Well i don tire cos some people sabi carry too many problems abt soccer. people are too biased that good football is no longer appreciated. arsenal plays good flowing soccer thats the future of football but the essence of soccer is wat happens after 90mins. Flowing soccer is only appreicated when it comes to giving awards and sortin out good players.

I don tire cos tis thread is turnong into a soccer thread
Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Riddles Here by ituen(m): 6:50am On Apr 22, 2008
SAM MILLA:
@delib, you don't answer your questions,
you just ask and let others answer,
Sammy,

u now see the problems associated with riddles
Jokes EtcRe: Planning World War 3 by ituen(op): 6:46am On Apr 22, 2008
ephisi,

i dey kampe.

This NITEL strike just make starcomms look like idiots for PH. I just couldnt connect at all.

But i'm back and here to protect all that is mine
Jokes EtcRe: The Elevator by ituen(m): 6:44am On Apr 22, 2008
Tessy sends Sam milla $100 try money gram in order to keep his his job as a MOD alive


Sammy, why didnt u come to me make we talk as "man to man"? Must my wife know that ur broke?
Jokes EtcRe: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 6:39am On Apr 22, 2008
Chaiiii

see ur naked butt just dey invite me shocked shocked grin grin grin grin This ur arse no get part 1

Na wa oh, i really invested in this piece of arsse smiley smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla by ituen(m): 6:35am On Apr 22, 2008
I hope all is well.

Saucey,
na who u dey price coffin for?
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy by ituen(m): 6:35am On Apr 22, 2008
Ztyle,

anytime i no dey online, hawks and vulture dey attempt to snatch my wives times without number.

And me i no dey carry them play cos dem love me die.

And u are not exempted too from those list.

Sam Milla attempted once and he did not find it funny. So dont attempt to think of attempting it
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 6:20am On Apr 22, 2008
Then its gonna be tough for him cos i will keep an eye on him till he runs over to politics section
Jokes EtcRe: My Question Jokes by ituen(m): 6:12am On Apr 22, 2008
Hmmmm. . . . . . . .

A code transmitter?
Jokes EtcRe: News To Me by ituen(m): 6:06am On Apr 22, 2008
Ztyle,

E be like say u still get pimples for face.

By the time i deal with you, ur hands will be shaking next time u reply my post
Jokes EtcRe: The Danger Of Working Too Hard by ituen(m): 6:02am On Apr 22, 2008
Now, that tongue stinks

Olulu, close ur mouth
Jokes EtcRe: Men Are Too Clever by ituen(op): 6:00am On Apr 22, 2008
thats because you dont have any of those.

seun gave limited space for sigs else i would told u more
Forum GamesRe: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by ituen(m): 5:55am On Apr 22, 2008
Padlock no dey come with one key grin grin grin

intepreters are welcome

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