Jokes Etc › Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 12:29am On Apr 15, 2008 |
Tufe, evergie
if una like, dey ginger sincity.
Wne hands touch that guy, body go tell am to leave person wife alone |
Jokes Etc › Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(op): 12:24am On Apr 15, 2008 |
Oga MOD,
u sef dey think? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows by ituen(m): 12:18am On Apr 15, 2008 |
e be like say ur location dey confuse u |
Jokes Etc › Re: possession of good looks by ituen(m): 12:16am On Apr 15, 2008 |
dups: @ituen sorry my guy u ar hansome guy am waiting for u at the police station so hurry up. Na now you sabi something I hope police no go tell me to fill to many form b4 dem release u oh |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lamentations Of A Nairalander (Quentininc) by ituen(op): 12:04am On Apr 15, 2008 |
quentininc: ituen came to nairaland with the aim that he'll get to meet some girls.he actually met some girls and struck good correspondences with them got their phone nos and started talking with them programming them as usual during MTN midnite calls.ekaette b/w 12:30-1:30,ngozi from 1:30-2:30,amina from 2:30-3:30,bisi from 3:30-4:30.to cut a long story short him start to use accent on phone dey use eliminate come eliminate ekaette,ngozi & amina come decide 2 c bisi because her voice dy angelic on phone come decide 2 enter night bus from ituen villa go lag only 2 c bisi all this while him dey bother bisi 2 send am an MMS of herself after spending 24 hrs with no where to stay in lag come get a room for 1 guest house and for bisi to come see am come turn out to be that fat thing way u c.but as congi dey kill am n him get deposit something after riding the babe thruout that entire night guyman by force lean.confirm the true jerk from kronky he can attest to what i am saying Quentin, YOu try oh. This kain long message with no punctuation baffle me oh. By thetime i arrange ur message well, my time for cafe finish. For record purposes, i'm not hear to argue with you. I only wanted to voice out ur plea. Can you remember when i needed to use a condom on bisi, i had to get one from your wallet. Could you tell me wat this pix was doing in the center spread of your wallet?Abeg no vex, come explain |
Jokes Etc › Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 11:49pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
na wa oh. you go force am? |
Jokes Etc › Re: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ituen(m): 11:45pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
chai, tufe don fall mugu |
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ituen(m): 11:39pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
hehehehe  Tufe, u catch am there |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sexy Clemcykul by ituen(m): 11:38pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Tufe,
na which day u n princess start |
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Are Too Clever by ituen(op): 11:37pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Na so tufe go dey do like say im sabi love.
very soon pricess go abandom am like Lola did |
Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back by ituen(m): 11:33pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Four Men In A Car by ituen(m): 11:32pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Well boy to boy is not a bad idea.
Ask ayusman forfurtehr details |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 11:27pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: My Point Exactly by ituen(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . abi u dey aspire to reach that level |
Jokes Etc › Re: Four Men In A Car by ituen(m): 11:23pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
abi u dey trip for am too? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by ituen(m): 11:22pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Hmmm
na so una dey marry these days? |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 11:19pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Weird Optical by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
next time u go without tufe's permission, take a lawn moxwer with you.
Tufe likes his "yonder" very bushy |
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 11:06pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Four Men In A Car by ituen(m): 10:55pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
I don dey notice say sammy wan bein dey snatch wife oh |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Just In Case You Die In America by ituen(m): 10:49pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Na the Uncle i pity pass |
Jokes Etc › Re: Guinea Brocade by ituen(m): 10:07pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Aristole,
Prepare for me oh, this night na our 2 go destroy that Vitafoam. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Dime by ituen(m): 10:00pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Gra gra love |
Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine A World...... by ituen(m): 9:58pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Sam,
I no go anywhere. My wives don go vacation to the carribean islands. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Black Kids Birtday Party by ituen(m): 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Tufe,
TYTY no be the prob.
Where is lola? |
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
na the love of "i just see her pix" |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Morning duty by ituen(m): 9:28pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
This fight do dey too much oh |
Jokes Etc › Re: Crasy Baby by ituen(m): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
hehe  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 9:22pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
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