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Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Clemcykul by ituen(m): 5:49am On Apr 22, 2008
where did all these ashawo guys come from?
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by ituen(m): 5:49am On Apr 22, 2008
*As a very close friend of Jesus, saucekid ressurects after 1 week*
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 5:47am On Apr 22, 2008
Na wetin my eye dey see sef
Jokes EtcInflux Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(op): 5:47am On Apr 22, 2008
To the 3 chiefs of Kuvukiland and fellow Kuvukians who have been here through thick and thin


i have noticed that there is an influx of users into the jokes section and some people do not even sleep again sef. Normally this posters take permission from the people of kuvukiland befoe any replies from "outsiders" are posted.

I know that sammy has been ding his work well enough but these guys are supposed to pay "marchin ground money" before they even reply a post.

Abi dem don give sammy the "package" and sammy don chop clean mouth?
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ituen(m): 11:55pm On Apr 21, 2008
na who go do am that kian tin
Jokes EtcRe: Lmao by ituen(m): 11:53pm On Apr 21, 2008
No,

the name na Sabi-einstein
Jokes EtcRe: Emperoh Vs Clemcykul by ituen(m): 11:52pm On Apr 21, 2008
Saucekid,

pls find a job for jaymob and emperoh
Jokes EtcRe: Heaven Cafeteria by ituen(m): 11:50pm On Apr 21, 2008
words from a field marshall
Jokes EtcRe: Who Knows What 69 Means by ituen(m): 11:46pm On Apr 21, 2008
e be like say Tufe and Delib mouth na Plug n Play devices oh.

See as dem mouth look like USB yansh
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Not Ify's House by ituen(m): 11:41pm On Apr 21, 2008
wrong saucekid,

The guy use im school fes put for akawo.

And guess who the akawo head is. . . . . . .


TUFE
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by ituen(m): 11:38pm On Apr 21, 2008
trip
Jokes EtcRe: Men Are Too Clever by ituen(op): 11:37pm On Apr 21, 2008
yea saucekid

enof owambe groovins
Jokes EtcRe: My Question Jokes by ituen(m): 11:36pm On Apr 21, 2008
Whether na sign language interpreter or na interpreter language sign,

as far as say u tell me say i get the answer, i no get beef wit u
Jokes EtcRe: Vw Vs Rolls Royce by ituen(m): 11:35pm On Apr 21, 2008
Nice one
Jokes EtcRe: To Make A Woman Happy by ituen(m): 11:34pm On Apr 21, 2008
yea, school of grammatograghy
Jokes EtcRe: My 5000th Post. . . . . Wet Souls by ituen(m): 11:32pm On Apr 21, 2008
Poster,

i enjoyed your joke well well.

Hope you wont soak urself before ur time reaches
Jokes EtcRe: The Danger Of Working Too Hard by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Apr 21, 2008
i wonder why these nld people no go let my wife enjoy her stay for naija
Jokes EtcRe: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 11:25pm On Apr 21, 2008
tufe:
OK OK OK

@ All

since ya'll insisted, i'll tell you. I gave it to night nurse all night long. she cudnt walk straight the next day, and ever since, she's been begging me for more.

as D'banj said.

she wouldnt leave me alone, always calling MY PHONE

FILE !!!
LAWWWWWWDD!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked


Well i dont blame you, Tufe

What do you get when you make love to ur housegirl and at the same time, staring at a black and grey photocopy of nitnurse's pix?
Jokes EtcRe: My Point Exactly by ituen(m): 11:20pm On Apr 21, 2008
That assumption is too fat oh.

Abi u get "masters' for nursery school?
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Clemcykul by ituen(m): 11:14pm On Apr 21, 2008
Rebellious:
But since all my "boyfriends" have become polygamous, I might am well practice polyandry.
I hope my name is not there oh!!! angry angry angry

I gave u a chance to become a concubine and u refused.
Jokes EtcRe: Get The Hell Outta Here! by ituen(m): 11:10pm On Apr 21, 2008
Na which kain direction u dey give my wife?

See me see open adultry oh!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: News To Me by ituen(m): 10:59pm On Apr 21, 2008
Ephisi,

So u decide to enter NLD after all these yrs?

Seun do give me 2 bedroom flat for NLD so na there u go dey see me from now on
Jokes EtcRe: My Question Jokes by ituen(m): 10:58pm On Apr 21, 2008
uspry1:
Anyone here please answer my question below:

What is a person with both hand movement that is inset screen on the TV?
The person is actually trying to communicate with the deaf people through sign language
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 10:54pm On Apr 21, 2008
Too much peace talksangry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 10:51pm On Apr 21, 2008
See small quentin wey register last week na im wan dey hussle for wife?

Saucey, u no tell am the kuvukian way of getting a babe?
Jokes EtcRe: News To Me by ituen(m): 10:43pm On Apr 21, 2008
Na which party be that?

The one wey u throw for batcha?
Jokes EtcRe: The Billionaire by ituen(m): 10:24pm On Apr 21, 2008
*Mr moderator has been seen to me partial by Transparency International*
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy by ituen(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2008
Ztyle,

In as much as tessy is ur friend, there are certain limits of that friendship which i'll define.

There is love in sharing but wen it concerns my wife/wives, ztyle i no dey carry them play. If na war, ask saucekid wetin happen to SegunPC.

I wouldnt wan wat happened in 1980 happen again just becos of woman.


BE WARNED!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Real Pictures Of Tope,clem,migines,tessy And The Rest by ituen(m): 5:14pm On Apr 20, 2008
that person bloody needs spankings
Jokes EtcRe: Real Pictures Of Tope,clem,migines,tessy And The Rest by ituen(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2008
na who dey ressurect these dead threads?

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