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Nighttie,

Baby i miss u too. Na just this internet connection wan fall my shoulders.

Na our 2 get this weekeen oh [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4472[/img]

its a nice joke but the poster didnt put it well

Nice joke aristole


What is Fanks?

TRIBUNAL REPORT ON THE EX-EXECUTIVES OF KUVUKI LAND

Sam Milla (_exGCFR, _exWAYO, _exCON, _exlove-vendor)

It has come to our notice that while we were trying to sort out differences b/w the citizens with respect to ministerial positions, you were allegedly involved in dubious deals, White elephant oil contracts , marijuana circulation and prostitution rackets around kuvuki.

Officers involved in this racket are Segun, Kronky, Saucekid and Gilgee

Segun (spaggy) is prettily under heavy surveillance and interrogation concerning this matter. Kuvuki women have been turned to prostitutes and it has been confirmed that parties are held thrice a week in the Palace and was authorized by you. He has been shipping women in and out from other communities like Panku and CocoBongo Islands.

Gilgee had been seen to be living a flambouyant life in Kuvuki Extension. Investigation findings indicate that he got oil contracts worth K$500b and not one structure has been set up in that place in terms of community development. Parties are held in his extension everyday with naked girls twice the population of men at that venue.

Kronky (tru his cronies) was seen to be distributing Marijuana freely on the streets to 2yr old kids. And the spread of this weeed is growing at an alarming rate. I cant understand the growth of weed insitutes all over kuvukiland. This priviledge of weed usage was meant ONLY and STRICTLY for the Chiefs and wives of the chiefs.

Saucekid, as minister of defence, has been the backbone of the crime of the other 3 suspects. Investigation shows that he "turned his eye the other way" several times during the reign of Sammy Milla.


Gilgee and Segun have been apprehended and are under severe surveillance and interrogations.

As for Saucekid and Kronky, They have been the most dubious and have succeded in clearing their tracks. We will still do our best to see if they are involved and bring them to justice.
Becos of thier highly placed position in the government, they will answer questions later and in SECRET. This, I am trying to do because I dont wanna see them being disgraced in the presence of their people.


We the elders are yet to deliberate on your case, Sam Milla. I will not blame you because you were not tutored on the customs of the land.

OTHER MINISTERS WILL BE BROUGHT TO BOOK

So as a personal friend of the chiefs (i, Miggy n Tufe), its advisable not to step foot, 5000km radius around kuvuki, for your own safety. your face in Kuvuki invokes civil unrest. _{Saucekid, in a deal to clear his name, has decided to shoot you on sight}


Any personal statement by you can be fowarded to my office.

I thank Jaymobb and Olulu for thier investigative prowess in this matter. Rewards will certainly be the order of the day to these fine gentlemen.


Signed


Ituen Migines Tufe
Head - Kuvuki Chiefs Kuvuki High Chief Kuvuki Chief


[size=18pt] KUVUKI LAND[/size]

Naijastyle,

IF u make me vex, i go show them your picture oh _{the one with g-string}

I have clicked it.

Are u happy now?

dont worry, na soon the report go commot

And it may be u that will be at the recieving end

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A peanut is not a nut; it is a legume.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

"Evian" spelled backvards is naive.

"Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters

thanks

There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, here, ere, therein, herein.


You would have to count to one thousand to use the letter "A" in the English language to spell a whole number



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The letters H I O X in the Latin alphabet is the only ones that look the same if you turn them upside down or see them from behind.


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Since World War II, every American president to address the Canadian House of Commons in their firstterm of office have all been re-elected to a second term. Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan, and Clinton have all had the honour, whileKennedy, Johnson, Ford, Carter, and Bush did not address the parliament.

The proceedings in the British Parliament are meant to be in private, even though they are now televised.
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In English, "four" is the only digit that has the same number of letters as its value.

Noww dats a more handsome pic of you.


Na which supermarket u snap am?

u don dey sell GSM handsets?

You can come through this junction

I will go check thier locker-room to see wat AW is up to.

We the Chelsea fans are praying for u guys to take tins easy with them.

A draw or arsenal win will benefit all 4 top position english teams

hehe

They did it last season. As a Chelsea fan, i dey do my own exorcism for here.

I know a very weak arsenal team is coming to OT. Make una no kill them oh.

But i still believe they can spring up surprises and catch u guys unaware

You guys forget one thing


1. the owner of the club decides who stays as coach or who goes

2. a good coach must learn to manage players even though they are all stars. if laudrup comes, must he change players? He must learn to adapt. thats y being a coach aint a day's job. Getafe may be a small club with unknown players but if/when he comes to chelsea, will he do away with stars?


Mustay,
We gotta do wat Roman wants. Na im money.

OR

Make we try raise money, but the club from im hand

As for me, I no be arsenal or ManUtd.

[size=28pt]ARSENAL HAD BETTER DRAW OR WIN THAT MATCH AND PAVE WAY FOR CHELSEA TO TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY THEIRS [/size]

Every dog has his/her day

Messi may be exceptional and ronaldo may dwindle or vice versa


they may even be both exceptional and the game ends in a draw

It all boils down to teamwork.

RONALDO or MESSI cant make a team

Ronaldo may be the best but if he cant blend in the team, then all his work is for zero _{na only am go dribble 11 barca players}

bgees:
This is just another way a poor man consoles himself.
Another way a poor man envies d rich man.
I SLEEP WHEN I HAVE LOTS OF CASH!

Well said brother.

The diff b/w the poor and rich man is the mindset. Poor people console themselves alot. The rich people think of how to do one thing and get paid over and over again. that what we call ROYALTY.

Which is better:

Having 1000 shops and getting 1% profit from them each

                               OR

Having 1 shop and getting 100% from it

You see, if 1 shop fails, the remaining 999 can perform.


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STOP ENVYING THE RICH!!!!!!!

Tufe na Chief

if he can ask them for their hand in marriage, he shld ask for leg

I wonder how gilgee and tufe will look like when thier cat dies

u will son be put under probe

Sam milla,

We have set up a panel to probe your tenure in office,

watch out for results soon

are you sure?

. . . now migines don show face?

that one bad oh