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Ajibade123:
no one will believe you wrote jamb 2 decades ago...your comments on this thread feels like you are a dumb naive secondary School girl that is newly introduced to social media

leokid866:
Just like ambode was sure....or Dino was sure, or sheu Sani was sure....lol.

Shebi na few months time. Watch and learn politics

igwedehxy:
Will u just keep quiet now and get lost. U have been on this issue long enough. Kindly get lost nw

No disturb yourself again abeg. When she or anyone in her illiterate ancestral line/generation score anything close to 284 in Jamb, then we take off from there. For now, let's leave mumu malo babe wey manage experience small western education to run her mouth. Na her brother Abubakar Shekau I blame. Person wey Shekau suppose tie for Sambisa

samorobo:
A travesty of old age I must say...she behave like a teenage despite the old Gray hair popping all over her shrinking skull...

Seriously. She's a disgrace to women her age. When I first saw her comments, I just felt she was an underaged lady. Na when she come mention say e don tey she write jamb I weak. Like how can someone be all grown and still be that foolish and childish? Na wa o. Even her Allah give up for her matter tbvh

samorobo:
Old enough to know when idiots are bullying others over infantile things...
As I earlier said , your time would be better spent in that brothel where you offer free wifi connectivity service to every tom, duck and Harry that can afford a #500 note...hurry up and go serve your purpose, you $2 piece of gutter trash..

Lol. No mind that idiot. If I dey with her now, na one hot slap I for give her. Old woman wey no know say she don old

Timijo:
What is wrong with you? What do you derive from running people down? Since you find it difficult to see anything good in his grades and the effort which he had made, you should have kept quiet rather than typing rubbish. If you think you are better than the poster in the use of English, show us your JAMB or WASSCE grades.

As in eh. The thing ves me eh. See the illiterate woman disgracing herself here. She dey form like say she sabi English. Nothing dey that coconut head of hers. I agree with you, she should show us her Jamb score in English. Malo babe with her empty brain. I doubt she even reach 50 sef for jamb

Basalt:
What is wrong with you?
Is that all you have to say to someone who has 284 in JAMB?
Please stop this life of bitterness and hatred. It's not gonna do you any good.

Don't mind the foolish woman

MZrapper:
All you need do is work on your punctuation skill.
Life may be better for you.

Lmao. But seriously, you don't sound like someone who is even averagely intelligent o. Can you ever get even 200 in Jamb?

leokid866:
El rufia telling Obaseki about the L he is about to chop now that Osho baba is no longer leaving.

If Osho baba try anything again, he is out for good. He sef knows this. Obaseki is sure to win second tenure

Jimmyubah2:
I am already using Olla m1 lite.
Got it for 20k. Its really a budget phone but the cameras ain't good. They will need to improve on their camera if really they wanna compete. It also does no have auto (adaptive) brightness.
But over all its a good phone.
It supports 4G network.

Abeg, post some pics of the phone lemme see. I'm thinkjng of getting it

busuyi44:
Go for a proven name, Nokia C1 since you are OK with the camera outputs.

Thanks for the advice

busuyi44:
see. afternoon shot

E no too bad for the price. What do you think? Should I get this for her or the Olla M1 lite?

Gentlemanforyou:
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .

Masturbation ruins lives.

DarkCaesar:
Masturbation is a subtle form of sex dead brain, both still making same point

Many don't know this

Justarandomguy:
Actually not masturbating or ejaculating boosts ur testosterone. Makes you smart and confident.
I don't know what these demonic doctors are doing.

P. S. Try it urself. Don't masturbate for a week and do workouts in the morning. U will see and feel the difference

Aswear. It tried it for 26 days and I saw changes. My mind was more at alert, my confidence and self esteem increased. My testosterone level increased too(I be MLS student, so I checked). I was fooled by talks like this I saw on the web about masturbation being a healthy habit. I regret the first day I started this dirty thing. If you've never masturbated before, you don't know what God has done for you tbvh

jaxxy:
This theory works more for ladies than men, in men the reverse cud be the case especially when overdone. I don’t know why they didnt mention that.

No mind them

LegendHer0:
Lol. Trading that I mentioned was during centuries ago. In the 1600s when the likes of Ahmad Baba of the Mali ventured into present day Nigeria. The Hausas were trading with the Oyo empire then.

I haven’t seen any relationship between any Igbo or Ijaw with the Yorubas of the old. Hence I don’t think there is any similarities between us going by the past.

Jonathan is a clueless man that turned his back on the people he needed most. We Yorubas voted in our majority for him in 2011 even when ACN was the party that won governorship in the SW. The same Tinubu supported him then coz Jonathan won Lagos and it’s public opinion. Jona paid back with abuse and thought he can do without the Yorubas who are the second most influential tribe in Nigeria in terms of vote number.

We owe no one any apology for voting out that thing in 2015 and you can all go to hades if you think the Yorubas owe any southern group any allegiance. So Tinubu need your oil well? Is there any source to back your claim that he requested for oil well from Jonathan? This is a public forum and not a village square!

Lol. The north is laughing at you

Vega100:
Hhahahahahahahaha na wa oh!!! Hahahaha

She is right though

Monkeyprick:
This has got nothing to do with Soapy. I am a married man with a 3yr old daughter, there are times madam will not concur to the bedroom movie and i do this to take off the yearning . It doesn't take away the urge whenever my wife beckons or has it removed a dime from my wallet.
Masturbation is an healthy thing to do but my advice is not to get addicted to it as your brain may be wired to it.

Unfortunately, addiction is so very easy. Only a very minute few (males especially) don't get addicted.

Halo22:
Oga go online and verify.

No be everything you see online you go believe

2Lynx:
shot from an Infinix hot 5
a little editing using HDRmax

Where the picture

SweetCunt97:
Religious peeps here no go let us rest... If your conscience is okay with it, Toh.

Masturbation may not adversely affect ladies but it sure affects males. So this one no be about conscience. Na health we dey talk. Masturbation would ruin your bf's sex life. Tell him to stop

Lmao. Check a masturbation thread on nairaland here and see how many lives that thing don scatter. If you've never masturbated and you came across this nonsense thread and you want to experiment with it, just know you have dug your grave

Seun:
Bad idea. If you have the symptoms of Coronavirus, you should self-isolate at home and call the NCDC and/or your local hospital. If the doctors and nurses are not prepared to deal with Coronavirus, you may end up infecting them or other patients. Please stay at home.

Where person wan come get phone number of NCDC or local hospital?

Halo22:
No need for panic, the virus doesn't survive a temperature above 28degrees Celsius and the temperature down here in Nigeria is far above that. So there's nothing to fear, just keep maintaining proper hygienic measures. It is going to be well.

Continue deceiving yourself with this

Sadteen:
This goes to prove that we are on our own in this world but religious fundies will keep praying and putting their hopes in imaginary beings until the virus wipes them off the face of the earth. The Spanish flu of the 1820s claimed over 40 million lives. Where was God? Sleeping I suppose.

Look at how a common virus is threatening the spread of the gospel and people want me to believe religion isn't man made. Churches and mosques are being closed all over the world and this doesn't seem to bother God who apparently cannot do without his children worshiping him

If churches and mosque can be shut down by men then it is safe to conclude they were invented by men. Nothing divine or magical about them. Let's hope this virus doesn't turn out worse than the Spanish flu but if it does, the same humans that closed their churches and mosques will go reopen them after the virus has decimated 1/3 of the human race to resume worship to gods that watched and did nothing. Dumb humans

I mean the church is where people run to when they need miracles why is it being closed now. Is this virus too powerful for them?
Now is the time for religious Gods to prove themselves but they won't; watch how they'd cower behind their followers they are failing and will fail to protect.

Now is the time for the true God; Yahweh, Allah, Zeus or whoever to unite the human race under one religion that is if they truly wanted to save the human race from eternal damnation. Don't come and preach to me the Jesus loves me hackneyed rhetoric when he couldn't prove himself for the whole world. I won't listen

Shame

But Oga, if we don't experience Corona virus and its likes, it shows God is a liar na. Cos in his book, he mentioned that pestilences would be here. So Spanish flu and coronavirus all prove that God is real and that his word is true. He saw in advance. Also, the church is not where people run to for miracles. In fact, any church that is renowned for miracles and healing is fake. One thing is sure: Nothing, not even coronavirus or any other thing would completely eliminate everyone off the surface of earth. Another sure thing is: Whether we die from coronavirus, God would keep us in his limitless memory and restore us to life in a new earth where corona virus and its likes would be a thing of the past.

CanadaOrBust:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
CHLOROQUINE WORKS AGAINST COVID-19!!!
Can u believe it?! Our old malaria medicine!!

n


Big lie

kponkedenge:
But if he didn't have a travel history, how did they know that they needed to test him? I feel maybe he was in contact with one of the people that tested positive that's why. Cos I don't think they will just randomly pick someone from nowhere and just start testing him or her for the virus.

Because he had symptoms and probably went to the hospital.

spiritedtete:
God is unquestionable... you can't tempt him niether can you force your will on him. Stop talking ignorantly. He has wiped out human race of the earth severally so if this happen. It doesn't change his stance as your creator and the creator of the universe. Besides he didn't say anywhere we will inherit the earth forever.

He did. Psalm 37:29

Theboss100:
Asymptomatic? Not displaying symptoms means they can still spread the virus. Showing symptoms is best. That will enable the patient to go for treatment. I wanted to ask u if u actually understood what u wrote. No need, i kw d answer.

Thank you for calling attention to that. I missed the word "asymptomatic" when I read that.

mvem:
patients recover with proper care....what happens is drugs are used to controls symptoms while your immune system fights the virus...with time you recover but the old and very sick do have severe cases because their case usually leads to pneumonia which is the primary thing that kills them....of the 180,000+ cases world wide about 90,000+ cases have recovered....so all those joke of amala or whatever is just people that don't understand well...viruses usually dont have cures, drugs are usually used to control symptoms why your body fights the virus....what they try to get in virus cases are vaccines which enable the individual to build immunity against the virus

Actually the only person that has said something helpful. Follow this

Angelfrost:
Wise words... Hats off to you!!!

This is what I expect from supposedly educated youths, rather than spreading panic like idiotic kids.

Lmao. Oga, if you know anyone that has coronavirus or is suspected to have, advice him to go to the hospital asap. Don't pay heed to all these nairaland doctors.