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teeboy4x: THE SAME HAPPINESS MAKE ME THINK SAY NA BOM THREAD BE DIX

BABA NA GOD OH

That your BOM account looks enticing-o. Random index has once done me that well and when I returned happily, I got served some mischievous stuffs that made me drop it like it's hot. I will return to BOM but only to trade the currency part.
I wish you more greens there boy.

USD/CHF is showing some bullish tendency right now, Ichimoku and MACD Indicators testified to that. Again it is negatively correlated to EJ which is swinging bull/bearish as the USD/CHF heads up north. The EJ is daggering drunkenly as if it can't make up it's mind so can swing to any direction.
The usd/chf seems more directional. Wondering where the tussle will head to in the long run.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Lmaooo! Pull dey go Madame. I just dey wait for wedding invitation lol.[/size]

Rest in Peace Sir.
We will miss his bubbly smiles, he was always smiling away happily in movies.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]He's been with Beverley for like 15 months now.[/size]

Ogugua please quickly edit that cause that sounds like you are sulking and saying "Flavour has been with Beverly for 15 months now, that is too long now. When am I ever gonna get to be with him". Haaaaaaaaaaaah haha, Ogugua will be mad at me now. I'm only pulling your leg girl.

MsDarkSkin:

yeah. i can actually.

@IVY,
I know...I was gone for like a week or so and got some emails from a few people asking me
to stay. I came back to get contact from Mrs.Chima...checked my "likes" and ended up posting again. NL is addicting lol. I don't even have a fb, twitter or anything like that so imagine.

I got some projects coming up though which will require 100 percent of my focus so, I will be be taking time off for a while.

Okay Babes, you stay cool

They sound s*tupid when they (the ones that are supposed to and have professed that they have the interest of the country at heart) keep rubbing it in our faces that the "deltans got amnesty and the BH gotta get too". It is a very malicious statement for them to be making. They are indirectly telling other youths to arise, terrorise, subdue Nigerians with fear and finally ask for Amnesty. Tommorrow they will all dust their certificates and come out to vie for presidency and tell us to vote for them, vote for them to rule a country they are killing with their insensitive and s*tupid statements.

I haven't heard Buhari mention compensation for the families BH rendered fatherless/motherless/childless/without a bread winner. Why can't he preach amnesty to all youths of Nigeria as a whole in the sense of the masses being supported with subsidies and free health services/education/good amenities/better life. Please are there youths in this country that deserves better lives than others? Somebody sold his son the other day to gather money and leave the frustrtation in Nigeria behind and they are only talking about making life better for only a chosen number of Nigerians that have succeeded in terrorising and subduing us all with fear. I am fast loosing my respect for Buhari and those others using that line of theirs to blackmail Nigeria over this BH Amnesty matter. They should stop giving us that line, I may scream if I hear that "Delta youths got amnesty, why not BH?" again. Jeez!

MsDarkSkin: LOL you are a trip!!
But yeah some of our ancestors came from Nigeria..not all though. We have ancestry all over the western shores of africa..heck even Madagascar believe it or not.

But Igbos definitely have influenced our language for sure. We even still use an old Igbo banking system ..we call it "padna (partner) draw" its where you have a group of people and they all put a certain percentage in the "group" with one acting as the banker. Every draw week one person in the group will inherit the money and it continues until everyone gets a lump sum. and it goes on and on..you can even borrow from it.

anyway, i had the thread closed down because i am about to take a hiatus from nl soon
(i can have it unlocked if you want)...and i didn't want it to get ruined by haters in my absense. but it'll be up and running when i come back.

Good to hear all of that Darkie, good to hear. I just knew that the ancestors of all blacks in Jamaica and other West Indies are from nigeria and other African country. I never really heard it plainly said that some Jamos are surely from Nigeria. Oh dear, hugs to you all. Guess we mustn't talk much about the olden days trade that caused the drift across the ocean so that we don't get everybody emotional and teary.

So which country are you taking the hiatus off to? I heard you announce that somewhere in the forum and seeing you again made me think that you returned quickly already Now you are saying that you are still preparing for it. Okay-o-o. No let us miss you too much-o-o.

@Hemartins

Child are you really serious about this? I am wondering whether it is a fake thread someone started to stir people up, if you are seriously looking to find your father I just want to say that you may find him if you try hard enough.
You may have to dig deeper within your family but if they are not co-operating or do not even know where he is you may find him yourself perhaps through resources in the internet and in forums. You have to know the country or continent he is in first and armed with his name, you can search in the net and ask Nigerians living in the same country he lives in after him.

I am wondering why he hasn't made effort to communicate with you? It must be hurting that he is absent, I am sure he still thinks about you and may have been incapacitated from reaching out by one thing or the other.
An American girl who was stolen at birth somehow luckily found her mother by searching around in the internet. I hope you reunite with him.

MsDarkSkin: "wearing weaves to grow out natural hair"


this video and the one above is for women who want to
grow out the chemicals from their hair but decide to
wear weaves too.

believe it or not but weaves can protect the hair.
you just can't neglect your hair just because you wear the weave.

myself i wear my natural hair 90 percent of the time and may throw in
a natural looking puff ball ponytail or braids.

the idea is to refrain from PERMING your hair.

That is what I am actually doing now, using weaves to grow out my natural hair. I don't want to cut my permed hair out until I have a good measure of the natural hair to work with.

MsDarkSkin: I don't know why that post cracked me up so much...but it did!
i even knocked off my head phones laughing

anyway..."unu" in patois means "ya'll/you all" much like "una" in Igbo..this is correct.
[size=14pt]We have inherited that word from our ancestors [/size]and mixed it with the other old dialects until they became a single one which we call "patois" which is an old french word for "incomprehensible dialect" . btw: Flytefalls is Half Jamo as well which is why speaks patois to me.

How have you been btw? it's been a loooong time madresita!!
missed u!!

[size=14pt]From your Ancestors[/size]?? Did you really say your ancestors? Amazing!! Darkie do you know that we are back to the discussion I, you and Jallowbah were having in my other thread about some things unu fe west indies inherited from Africa. I am thrilled to hear that my observation that I have been musing on for sometime is true after all and that the word "Unu" got passed down from your ancestors. I mean how can we Igbos be using "Unu" that means "y'all" and Jamos use "Unu" that means "y'all" without there being a connection. I am feeling like Christopher Columbus right now, yeah it looks like you and I just discovered that Jamos are from Nigeria. Yeah, yeah! I am excited, little wonder you Darkie is always rolling with us and I kept telling you that you should come home to Nigeria and be married by one of my brothers.

Unu is actually an Igbo word that was modified with an "a" and used as "Una" in Nigeria everyday broken English.
Darkie you and I should start writing a book quickly on the reltionship between Jamaicans and Africans, seriously when I have the time we may be looking into that for real.

Yeah, missed you too. How about our La Isla thread, still running?

MsDarkSkin: "h'open ya y'eye dem"
hilarious!! you reminded me of my mom!

is weh yuh did deh my girl?
mi did a write yuh an all now mi neva get a reply.

yuh fi tell fi yuh man 190 seh mi bex wid im o!
afta di bwoy mek me all a wait pon FB an NL fi him ansa wan simple
kwestion. tell him nuh ramp wid me enuh. cah mi wi call out!

@topic sorry guys!!

Wow, wow, wow
Look at that Jamaican twang:
Fi
Pon
Unu

Darkie, I hear your people say "Unu" or something that sounds like that and I wonder because that means something in my language. What is that Jamos say that sounds like "Unu?" it was used in the song "Wey me say unu fe say a gaza me say" . In my language "unu" means you as in (you all,y'all) and the way Jamos use "unuh" indicate that it also means "y'all" which amazes me, Darkie who taught you Jamos to speak Igbo? lol. Flytefall also sounds like your Jamo people Darks, how are you? Hello to all my fellow natural hair lovers!

Ikenna351: This morning, the Admin, Mr. Seun, increased my responsibility as a moderator in Nairaland. He made me a co-mod in Politics section. I took the job simply to team up with OAM4J & Afam4eva to fight this deadly virus eating up this Politics section. So, my priority here is to deal with the virus.

Its too shameful what some of the adults here are teaching our children. An innocent kid registers in Nairaland, the first thing he or she is taught is to hate his neighour, schoolmates, classmates or even best friends, simply because they are from different tribes. You maynot be directly teaching them how to hate an innocent fellow human being at home or in school, but you are directly doing that here.

Ojukwu made mistake in the past, what about it? Awolowo did the same, what about it? My father must have made some mistakes in the past and so what? I have made some mistakes in the past that am not proud of and so wetin come happen? An what about you blaming another tribe or prominent figure for an alleged mistake(s)? Are you saying you have never done something in the past that you always regret whenever you remember them? Show me, who is that perfect man? Cant we let the past be and see what the future have for us?

[size=14pt]The 1994 Rwandan Genocide, a clash/manslaugther between Tutsis and Hutsis ethnic groups, which claimed about 1 million lives, didnt just happen. It started like what we are doing here. Creating & Promoting hatred. Sudan is not left out. We may call it e-tribal fight, but dont understimate what it does in our minds, which translate one way or another in our personal lives offline.[/size]
Ikenna.

The bolded is the same thing I have been saying, this is how it slowly starts and festers to a point people are being violent on one another out there in the street. Somebody commented that the quantity of energy generated with tribal hatings in this section is outrageous and I agree with him. Why waste all that energy hating when you can make others smile? I hope that this new moderator helps curb this, I don't know whether I am the only one that feels ashamed that other people of the world are watching us hate on ourselves in the internet marketsquare. Let's stop hating on ourselves, people.

I'm happy for her new business.
I like the brown gown already. I will look good in it no doubt.

Accept my sympathy for your loss poster. Hugs there!
How about doing things that make you happy and living on? Giving space in your life to another to love and to share. Hey! hope you ain't closing up and thinking that it is not fair to him for you to be with someone else again or even allowing the belief of some around you who may be thinking that you should live in a certain way they want now that you are a widow? etc

Losing a loved one hurts but we all can't die same day and when a loved one passes on, we should find courage to continue running the race of life and to still find happiness with the ones we are fortunate to be alive with.

So when is the burial for Achebe Nwannem?

Babes fighting for Flavour, lol.
A great fight seems to be looming in the horizon, I wonder what carrots that is going to be used to sway him over as Babes don't learn from 2face case that you don't get a man to yourself anymore with pregnancy. I'm sure all them Babes interested in him are busy sharpening out creative ways with which to nail him down. The race is on people, make we dey watch them Flavour F*ck mates as they fight over themselves.

Jeez what is wrong with that girl? Is she going about thinking "Flavour is all mine" and shuttling to and fro Naija to be with him just because Flavour did some rounds of kporokotom with her? A man she is not married to and she is going all that clingy and shouting "hands off everybody" over the roof top. I'm sorry for some of these deluded Babes that are giving the boy "Ife fa" as soon as he is not even done singing "Nwa Baby nyem ife gi" to them. Hahahaha. Abeg make I laugh o-o.

What was she doing climbing a work site. Jesus Christ.
May she get better, I pray nothing happens to her and her baby.

You posters should be saving us some sensitive pictures that we may not be prepared to look at by adding warning signs to the thread title. I do like to look at some of the terrible pictures just to be developing more akpo obi/liver (abeg no mind me-o-o)and not faint when faced with helping in such circumstances but I don't want to look at the picture of a pregnant woman that fell from a storey building---that can traumatize some viewers including myself. Jeez, I feel like hugging my tummy tight. May God be with her.

[quote author=I no know book]What a waste of flesh. Three more beautiful asses coulda come out of this.[/quote]Haha
Ejine doesn't think so.
He actually announced to the NL forum that he likes to balance his beer glasscup on a*ses like that when he is hanging out liming A*ses that runneth over, Heavy-T-Bomber girls.

Siga: omo...fear dey catch me as I dey look the soup sef....

Haha
Fear catch me too sef.

[quote author=Subomi-luv]Are you fat like Vera?[/quote]No love,
I look sweet not fat. Thanks
I don't have an all over the place spilling a*s like Miss Vera nor an all over the place spilling b*oobs like Cossy . I have the absolute proportion of things in the right places, not flat flat---not spilling either. Yeah yeah! Someone saw me returning from the gym yesterday and was rebuking me that as slim as I am I still work out. Lol

danny301: Mr. Don Okereke, if actually you are a security analyst then you are a very bad one... You only succeeded in speaking grammar, i mean the kind that Patrick Obahiagbon speaks, without actually analyzing the security problem in the north left alone prescribing any solution outside amnesty you are criticizing . Security problems are too real and practical and grammars cannot solve them.... Am not from the core north neither am i a muslin but suffice its to say that amnesty is the only realistic solution to the wanton killing going on in the north at-least for now... Boko haram menace did not start this year or even last year, it has been there and the security chiefs you are talking about have not been able to discontinue the killing in the north... Are you advising the govt to keep on watching while souls perish in the north?

If GEJ he would not grant amnesty to boko haram and later rescind his words then its likely that he has realized that granting amnesty in this case is a more realistic than the use of force and you we need not blame him for wanting the best for the people. From whatever angle we see it the far is still part of Nigeria and the people dying there everyday are Nigerians and their safety should the uppermost priority here and not anybody's ego or politics and ethnic-ism of comparing the case in the north with that of Niger-delta.

One thing i know in life is that if you say a particular policy or decision is not good you should be able to come up with a better alternative. If we say amnesty is not good lets suggest something better, but quite unfortunate the people kicking against amnesty for boko haram are yet to come up with something else... All we hear people saying is that the govt use force against them, and if i may ask, has the govt not been using force? Hasn't the president declare state of emergency in several parts of the north? Is JTF not everywhere in the affected state and have on several occasions announced how they killed hundreds of boko haram members? But, has the killing stop? Everyday people die in their hundreds in the north and these are not only northerners, they are from different tribes in the country and others are foreign nationals and none of us is doing anything about it except the usual ranting and calling of names. Today the federal govt is trying to take a more pragmatic and realistic step toward solving the problem and somebody who does know the ordeal of innocent Nigerians in the north or what the security agents are facing over there will just sit in the comfort of his room behind computer and be writing grammar..... People that really know the repercussion of 'war' know that no price his too much to pay for peace.

No price indeed is too much to pay for peace, this compensation issue is better handled more maturely than the way is being shouted on the roof top.
How are they going to begin to compensate without anybody showing proper understanding and sympathy to those whose brothers and sisters/children/husbands/wives BH killed? Are they expected to rejoice when those that killed their breadwinners are rewarded handsomely? Some of them may even arise as the new terrorist on the block out of heartbreak. Let the compensation begin from them, infact that is the compensation that we should be talking about on forums and newspapers. The BH issue are better attended to wisely by ensuring that they are gainfully employed with good social services like every Nigerian deserves, giving them gold and riches did not make life better for other Nigerian youths that are living in squalor that can turn kidnappers/terrorist tomorrow out of frustration. Are there youths in this country that deserves better lives more than others. We all deserve a better quality of life than Nigeria is offering us?

High time we all demanded better lives than we are getting. The government of a country that produces oil and can only give decent living standards to foreigners and whites that work in the oil industry. When are we ever getting helped with such things as good amenities: water, Better subsidized or even free health services,subsidized or even free education, light/power, good road, clean environment. Can somebody tell me when?

Their demand is outrageous and the elites in the north making it sound like "If you gave amnesty to the deltans, then you gotta give BH their own" makes it very immature and makes them malicious. How can ones that have the interest of the country at heart make such statements knowing that they are going to inspire more youths to arise tomorrow, terrorize people and demand for Amnesty?
They sit down and write us lists of pounds and dollars, how do they expect us to forget the many Nigerians they killed cold bloodedly? It is good to make peace but it should be done well, starting with families that lost their loved ones to them, they deserve heartfelt apology from BH and compensation too.
What BH deserve is what is due to every youth in Nigeria: jobs, good amenities and social services. The deltans were compensated because they deserve that, the oil is being taken from their land without them getting what is due to them.

The perfect feminine body for me is a proportionate body that have good/right proportion of b*oobs to go with the as*es like my humble self (Oh yeah! I love my model body).
Not a tiny b*oob with an all over the place a*s or an all over the place b*oobs with a flat a*s. Hell no! I like them proportionate, an a*s to die for, a commensurate b*oob and a visible curvy waist that hasn't disappeared with fat. Yeah----when I stand, I'm cool and proportionate. Thank you!

Rachel,
What goods can you help Nigerians export to China?
Can you check whether there are buyers in China that will need Asphalt?
Let me know any product that some Chinese companies will be interested in buying okay?

Rachel,
What goods can you help Nigerians export to China?
Can you check whether there are buyers in China that will need Asphalt?
Let me know any product that some Chinese companies will be interested in buying okay?

I'm shocked at this picture, I'm surprised that that man is still alive and sitting there like nothing happened. I hope they save his life. Jesus Christ!

Moderators why don't you do yourself a favour, save yourself too much hardwork and just close the thread instead of these millions and one hidden posts. If the quarelling and bickering has got out of hand, are they not better off without the battle field?

Come to think of it poster, there may be more to this story than met the eye methinks.
If your wife isn't trying to be jealous or controlling, you can check whether there is another reason that she isn't telling you that is making her want you to cut your friend off. There may be a possiblility that your friend may have made advances to her that she may not want you to know about. You may have to look deeper than the surface to check whether there are other reasons like that. Things are not always as they seem, you know. I'm not concluding that that is what happened, just saying for you to check other motives behind it.
I mean I have heard such cases as a man wanting his wife's maid dismissed because he does not want to fall into the temptations of her attractive features, the reasons wasn't spelt out to the wife clearly and she was a s baffled as you are as to why the man wants the maid dismissed.

If they grant these they should be ready for the next set of terrorists that will emerge from another section of Nigeria to get their own perks and rewards too. Little wonder the US does not negotiate with terrorists. Jeez!

stevade: @ All who cares sorry for my long post is because am not convasant wt all dis

The second posting is d concluded part of my story, let me state it clearly here dat i met dis man after a year divorced to my first marriage 2, i met him living alone in a rented apartment far to where he built his house nd it was letter i got to known he has built a house 3, He said he has divorced d woman legally but i forgot to ask d certificate or any other prove.

Hugs dearie!
You have been through much already. It isn't easy being a victim of abuse and having your first husband impregnate another woman while ttcing. You just have to be very careful with a man that is not being truthful to you and had you going through another hell again. You deserve peace and love after the unhappiness in your first marriage. I hope all things work out for good for you.