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OsamedeHazard10:
Tank God am travelling out to vatican city I hate nigeria die

Please wait for me oooo...

Names of people who chair top government posts are all northerners.

1. President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria - north.
2.Senate President- north.
3. Speaker of the House of Representatives- north.
4. Chief Justice of the Federation- north.
5. President of the Court of Appeal- north.
6. Chief Justice of the Federal High Court- north.
7. Secretary to the Federal Government- north.
8. Chief of Staff to the President- north.
9. Chief of Army Staff- north.
10. Chief of Air Staff- north.
11. Comptroller General of Customs- north.
12. Director-General of State Security Services (SSS)- north.
13. National Security Advisor- north.
14. Director General NIMASA- north.
15. Chairperson of the Independant Electoral Commission
(INEC)- north.
16. Comptroller-General Immigration- north.
17. Accountant-General of the Federation - north.
18. Commander of Civil Defence Corps- north.
19. Chief Security Officer to the President- north.
20. ADC to the President- north.
21. Principal Secretary to the President- north.
22. Senior Special Assistant to the President on media-
north.
23. Chairman of the EFCC- north.
24. Head of Service- north.
25. MD of Nigerian Ports Authority- north.
26.DG of Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC)- north. 27.Chairman NDLEA- north.


NIGERIANS WANTED ''CHANGE'' AND NOW WE HAVE GOT IT.
NO-ONE SHOULD COMPLAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT OUR PEOPLE WANTED.

THOSE OF US THAT WARNED THE COUNTRY THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN WERE INSULTED AND LAMPOONED. NOW WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR CHOICE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. WELCOME TO THE NEW NIGERIA.

WELCOME TO ''CHANGE''.

By Femi Fani Kayode

idokojerry:
Yes it does. Check for "docs to go". U can find it inside the application folder.if it doesn't come pre- installed on the phone, download it from BlackBerry world.

Owkk..
Thanks so much

Hy friends.
Does blackberry bold 4 open downloaded pdf files?

Konji again??
Konji na bastard ooo

Kanyol:
It's nothing special

The father of Shekau

Hmm

Ban ki Sun

The rough guys..

This ones wake up in the morning,go outside looking for any place they are fighting so that they will break bottle on their head to display their strength..

magicminister:
but neither your mom or dad is a world recognized celebrity!!

U people give these guys sooooooo much attention...
What's the big deal if she cuddles her husband??

Back to the recognized celebrity issue...

Everyone is a celebrity,there are places my parents enter,they see him as a king..
So if u think celebrity is all about being seen on tv etc,thank is a lame man thinking..

We all are celebrities!!

And so??

My mum does this to my dad everyday...
So what's the big deal??

Next reasonable post abeg!!!!

What should you do??

Its easy,you also should call her boyfriend's name not only when sleeping but when you are with her.....

Next!!!!

Warning: If you are averse to long article, please skip this. If
you have difficulty with comprehension, stop right here. If
the spell of the hundreds of marabouts that spent weeks
practicing their sorcery in Aso Rock before Buhari moved in
is still heavy on your mind, please, by the double, skip this
post and rather run to Daddy Adeboye or Dr Olukoya's
prayer ground. Yes, there were hundreds of marabouts
from Senegal that were brought in to 'spiritually sanitize'
Aso Rock prior to Buhari's moving in. They it were that
instructed that the moving in pattern should be Aisha first,
then Buhari. They also advised against his forming a
cabinet, warning of dire consequences if that rule is broken.
But constitutionally he must form a cabinet, meaning this
game of hide-and-seek with cabinet formation ain't going
away anytime soon.
Before the elections, several info emerged from diverse
sources that suggested Buhari purportedly to be an
extremist or at least, sympathetic to their cause. I tried
talking about the issue without necessarily splitting hairs,
but you know we Nigerians.
There was this pressing question of 'where does Buhari's
money go?' During the campaigns, considering that he was
projecting the image of a wretched former president. But
that question could not be looked at on merit because APC
e-pigs and e-piglets ©Fashola, were busy churning out mind
boggling propaganda to lead Nigerians astray, too many lies
(which are now seen to be lies in retrospect by many
LIBERATED Nigerians) were flying all over the place, 'GEJ has
gone to Chad to plan more attacks', 'Ihejirika is the sponsor
of Boko Haram', and so many other very ridiculous sleazy
lies being peddled as gospel then.
Let us now look at some facts;
In August 2001, while speaking at a seminar in Kaduna that
was organized by the Supreme Council of Sharia on Nigeria,
Buhari stated this;
"Sharia shall be introduced in full across Nigeria..... I will
continue to show OPENLY and inside me the total
commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping ALL
OVER Nigeria..... God willing, we shall not stop the agitation
for the total IMPLEMENTATION of the Sharia in the
country..... It is a legal responsibility which God has given us
in the context of one Nigeria, to continue to uphold on the
practice of Sharia wholeheartedly and to educate non-
Muslims that they have nothing to fear.... What remains for
Muslims in Nigeria is for them to redouble their efforts and
EDUCATE MUSLIMS on the need to implement the full
implementation of Sharia law."
Now, pause a bit and read that utterance again. I
highlighted some salient points with caps. What was the
FIRST 'OPENLY' action he took from the very moment he
was sworn in? HE ABANDONED FOREIGN DIGNITARIES
THAT CAME FOR HIS INAUGURATION TO PERFORM
RELIGIOUS RITES, leaving an overwhelmed Commissioner
Oshinbarde to his first official duty: Explaining as a Pastor
why his boss had to abandon high-powered international
delegation for religious issues that is not a do-or-die affair. I
pointed this out but his bewitched followers called me
names and threw up all sorts of irrational logic to defend
that. Meanwhile, Buhari was sending a STRONG SIGNAL
that I'm sure was picked up by those it was intended for.
Move on to the implementation angle, and I will ask you to
kindly tell me the religious make-up of his 97%-philosophy
appointments so far. How many MUSLIMS are there? Part
of the reasons 5% regions will remain shut out is because
they are certainly going to at least murmur about sharia
implementation schemes when the going gets serious. I pity
Pastor In-The-Fullness-Of-Time Femi #WailingWailer
Adesina. Mark this, he will be frustrated at some point with
what he will see. So, for all those 5% Judases, sorry is your
name. If you like 'change' your entire wardrobe to only
babariga and jalabi, if you like, insult your people from here
to heaven, if you like, put your hand permanently on the
flush-pin of Aisha's toilet, lagbaja for you, UNLESS you
convert! Lol, forget all these cosmetic 'balancing'
appointments, look at whom such appointees get
surrounded with. Equally, look at how Sharia
implementation has picked up a new speed in the North
QUIETLY with the accession of the SHIEK; there are now
executions being planned UNDER SHARIA LAW IN A
SECULAR STATE LIKE NIGERIA. Why NOW?
Now, EDUCATE MUSLIMS, can you see the red lights
blaring? We are talking of PLAIN RADICALIZATION here.
Pause and ask yourself WHY Moslems needed education on
Islamization? Was the gospel of Islamization not supposed
to be directed at infidels? Why educating Moslems?
I hope you are aware there are now Boko Haram sleeper
cells all over the country, facilitated by the 'remove check-
points' order? Within same period, hardened Boko Haram
'forerunners' were distributed across the country through
prisons for no justifiable official reasons. WHY? The
Ekwulobia own was that Igbos take no shit lying low, but
believe you me, ALL OTHER REGIONS with low Islamic
penetration got their own 'consignments'! If there was no
clandestine intention, why the official denials until brave
men like Obiano spoke out? Well, these 'forerunners' were
'deployed' with plans for the real shit to hit the ground
running. Now, I need to point out that the SIEGE being laid
on the South East and South South also dovetails into the
Islamization strategy, striking fear into the minds of the
people of the region, weakening their resolve to resist
future assaults on their rights to religion on account of the
'mind conditioning' already achieved with these siege.
Now unto the ISIS boss 'aborted expedition' to Nigeria. Can
you chill and imagine how many ISIS operatives they are in
the country as we speak! This one that the furor is about,
no be because he is an oga @dtop for ISIS matter? How
many logistics, planning and training ISIS officials are here
already? Their executioners are definitely here, and soon,
mysterious unsolvable deaths will begin, carried out by
people you can't trace, creating hysteria, and laying the
foundation for an eventual unleashing. Why would a
purportedly very sick man be priming himself to be
eliminated at the right point in the plan for a total take over?
Funny thing is, some are being drawn into the plan without
knowing it. I have kept asking 'what divine law states that
Osinbajo and Buhari can't go at the same time?' Without
any reasonable response. Before the NASS, I warned that
we should watch the succession plan. Where are we now? A
FIRM ISLAMIC SUCCESSION PLAN! Forget the entire drama
that led to it. Also look at why Buhari is mad with the
Ekwerenmadu's emergence. Forget the rant about a PDP
whatever, it's more about the religion. It is an open display
of a 'within me' showing.
Now, the U.S. is shutting down meeting points for APC
meeting in the U.S. citing security reasons. Do you think
they are being paranoid? Lol these people work with
information o. Next, travelers from Nigeria will be subject
to certain form of profiling. Nigerian media will as usual will
be mute about this development, anything to keep us in the
dark of real happenings.
So, connect all the dots and see that as it stands, it's a
matter of time before hell breaks loose. And it will be easier
because those that should smell the coffee are busy sniffing
Buhari's fanatical buts and high on it to see the reality in
ground. As for the firing of immigration boss, Femi the
wailer says it's about immigration job scam during GEJ's
time. I laughed hard when I saw that. Rubbish, absolute
rubbish. You didn't fire him SINCE MAY 29, despite so many
firings you have done and suddenly, as your ISIS
connections skeletons get exposed, you try to take the
attention elsewhere, to the lamb of Nigeria that take the
away the sins of Buhari! I was surprised folks didn't see the
gimmick he tried pushing, trying to turn it into another GEJ
blame game, possibly while other ISIS operatives troop in
with this confusion he's brewing at Immigration. Shame on
you Femi Adesina!

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That woman needs to be taken to a Zoo and not a police station,because she will end up biting the ears of everyone in that station....

At first I thought it was Adams Osho baba

Luckymay:
lol, rotf, lmao

Abeg no enter gutter oo.*lol*

I fear that beach oo. The day I entered that water ehn,I was damn scared.

Hmm

That moment you faint and everybody is scared to touch you because they think you have ebola.
*na u go wake urself*lol

adonbilivit:
I am adonbilivit.don't blame me. I bliv u now bro

Lmao...thank God u now blivit.

adonbilivit:
yeah. was kidding, but he could have lied

Nah he didn't..
Those custom guys did it without his knowledge,it was later he found out is bag was tampered with..
I would rather say they stole it...

Those guys are so crazy...

adonbilivit:
ur Frnd lied

You think so.

This guy dey find political appointment..

Hmmm
...
That was how they seized the two PSP my friend brought for me from USA..

youngsahito:
it shud be

Owk..thanks

youngsahito:
THURSDAY 3RD SEPT 2015 English Language 3 (Oral) 8.30 am – 9.15 am (1st Set) English Language (Oral) 9.45 am-10.30 am (2nd Set) ================================ FRIDAY , 4TH – 25TH SEPT 2015 Clothing and Textiles 3 (Practical) Food and Nutrition 3 (Practical)* Music 3B (Performance test) Time for each paper will be arranged by the Council ================================ SATURDAY 5TH SEPT 2015 Economics 2 (Essay) 8.30 am-10.30 am Economics 1 (Objective) 10.30 am – 11.30 am clothing & textiles 2(Essay)-1.00pm – 2.30pm Clothes & textiles 1 (Obj) – 2.30pm – 3.30pm =============================== MONDAY 7TH SEPT 2015 Fisheries 2 (Alternative A) (Essay)* 1.00 pm – 3.00 pm Fisheries 1 (Alternatives A) (Objectives)* 3.00 pm – 4.00 pm ================================ TUESDAY 8TH SEPT 2015 Financial Account 2(Essay) 8.30 am – 11.00 am Financial Account 1 (Obj) 11.00 am – 12.00 pm ================================ THURSDAY 10TH SEPT 2015 Physics 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) 8.30 am – 11.15 am History 2 (Essay) 8.30am – 10.30 am History 1 (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am ================================ FRIDAY 11TH SEPT 2015 Biology 2 (Essay) 8.30 am – 10.10 am Biology 1 (Obj) 10.10 am – 11.00 am Forestry 2 (Obj) – 1.00pm-3.00pm Forestry 1(Obj)- 3.00pm-4.00pm ================================ SATURDAY 12TH SEPT 2015 General Mathematics (Essay) 8.30 am – 11.00 am General Mathematics(Obj) 1.00pm-2.30pm ================================= MONDAY 14TH SEPT 2015 Geography2 (Essay) 8.30am-10.30am Geography1 (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am Biology 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) 1.00pm – 3.00pm ================================== TUESDAY 15TH SEPT 2015 Physics 2 (Essay) 8.30am – 10.00am Physics 1 (Obj) 10.00am – 11.15am Geography 3 (Practical & Physical) 1.00 pm – 2.50 pm ========================= WEDNESDAY 16TH SEPT 2015 Chemistry 3 (Alternative to Practical Work) & Essay) 8.30 am – 10.00 am Animal Husbandry (Alt A) 2 (Essay) 1.00 pm – 3.00 pm Animal Husbandry (Alt A) 1 (Obj) 3.00 pm – 4.00 pm Auto Mechanics 2 (Essay) – 1.00pm-2.30pm Auto Mechanics 1 (Obj) 2.30pm-3.00pm ================================ THURSDAY 17TH SEPT 2015 Literature-In-Eng 2(Prose) 8.30 am – 9.45 am Literature-In-Eng 1(Obj) 9.45 am – 10.45 am Literature-In-Eng 3(Drama & Poetry) 1.00 pm – 3.30 pm Home Management 2 (Essay) 8.30 am – 10.30 am Home Management 1 (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am Home Management 3 (Alt to Practical Work) 2.30 pm – 3.30 pm ================================= FRIDAY 18TH SEPT 2015 Chemistry 2 (Essay) 8.30 am – 10.30am Chemistry 1 (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am Government (Essay) 1.00pm – 3.00 pm Government (Obj) 3.00pm – 4.00 pm ================================= SATURDAY 19TH SEPT 2015 English Language 2(Essay) 8.30 am – 10.30 am English Language 1(Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am ================================= TUESDAY 22ND SEPT 2015 Agriculture 3 (Alt to Practical Work) * 8.30 am – 10.30 am ================================= THURSDAY 24TH SEPT 2015 Christian Religious Studies(Essay) 8.30am – 10.30 am Christian Religious Studies(Obj) 10.30am – 11.30 am Islamic Studies 2 (Essay) 8.30 am – 10.30 am Islamic Studies 1 (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.20 am ================================= FRIDAY 25TH SEPT 2015 Further Maths 2 (Essay) 8.30am – 11.10am Furthe Maths 1 (Obj) 2.00pm – 3.30pm ================================= MONDAY 28TH SEPT 2015 Food and Nutrition 2 (Essay) 1.00pm – 2.15pm Food and Nutrition (Obj) 2.15pm – 3.15pm building & construction 3(Building Drawing & Essay) – 1.30pm-4.00pm ================================= TUESDAY 29TH SEPT 2015 Music 3A (Aural) – 1.00pm-1.45pm Auto Mechanics 3 (Practical) 8.30 am – 10.30 am(Ist Set) Auto Mechanics 3 (Practical) 11.00 am – 1.00 pm (2nd Set) =============================== WEDNESDAY 30TH SEPT 2015 Technical Drawing 2 (Essay) 8.30 am – 10.15 am Technical Drawing 1 (Obj) 10.15 am – 11.15 am building & construction 2 (Essay) 1.00pm-2.00pm Buiding construction 1 (Obj) 2.00pm-2. 45pm =============================== FRIDAY 2ND OCTOBER 2015 Animal Husbandry (Alt A) 3(Alt-Prac Work 8.30am-10.30am Forestry 3(Alt to prac) 8.30am-10.30am Type writting 8.30am-11.10am (1st set) Type writting 11.30am-2.10pm(2nd set) Agriculture.Science(Essay) 1.00pm-3.00pm Agriculture.Science(Obj) 3.00pm-4.00pm

Thanks so much Pls is this the real timetable?

My brother just obtained Waec Gce Nov/Dec form and registered.
But the problem now is getting a genuine timetable.

I tried surfing the Internet but I found two different timetables.
One says English is on the 3rd of September,while the other one says Health Education is on the same 3rd of September..

Please can someone help me with the correct timetable for Waec gce nov/dec?

Thanks

kmcutez:
Exactly my thoughts. Fake ass ring. Guy could not even give her a proper engagement ring.

Lol..
Can't he be romantic just like Dj Khaled.

Hmmm
The ring looks like all this*touch and follow ring*..

Congrats tho.

Hmmm

They should have also painted the fertilizer..

Mehn. Na Juju sure pass oo...

Hmmm

Why should a thief be heading such a council??

Then gerrout from there na..

*Next pls*

Hmmm

That man is eyeing the seat of the vice chancellor.