at exam expert I would hav luv so much 2 drop it but bro, diz is a public forum. U neva can tell if NDDC are reading it. I have already sent u an email. Pls I nid u to reply so i can send u my ref code ASAP. Tanks 4 ur effort. I apreciate.

exam expert. I also hav d same problem. I didnt print out my ref no. Can u drop ur email so dat i can send it 2 u? Tnkz four your help

emekatimsu: Strictly for degree graduates of Public admisnistration or and pure sciences.
Recruitment open for both indigenes and non indigenes of Imo state.

pls can a chemical engnr apply?

please o can a chemical engineering graduate apply and if so where precisely iz d office located in Imo? Thank u guys 4 d info.

Bolt2011: Thanks Iyaniwura for the usual educating write-ups

ABUSITES....naturally ahead

Are u an ABUSITE?

Since ur mum stil slaps u at d age of 23, allowing her to keep slapping u without complaining will make a perfect gift 4 her. My 2cent lol ;DSince ur mum stil slaps u at d age of 23, allowing her to keep slapping u without complaining will make a perfect gift 4 her. My 2cent lol

viviennobrazyno: you shuld take her to lunch/dinner in a kul sweet paradise decoratd wit different flowers,then look into her eyes n tell her how much u LOVE HER.

. E b lyk say u don dey watch too much holywood abi?SMH

To b frank this is not fair at all. Y wil dey send sm1 all d way 4rm ph to ilorin 4 an aptitude test. And on sunday by 8am 4 dat matter. If dat's d case I don free d job. I dnt tink its worth it. Am sure many guyz wil mis d test 4 dat reason

NnamdiN: See them bloody hypocrites condemning a picture that has nothing to do with the thread. Meanwhile no style dem no sabi o mtcheww. Wtf is wrong with the picture Its equally his profile, are u hypocrites supposed to choose a profile pic for him ? Una go just dey drink panadol for another person headache. This is 2013 o

my guy i tire o. If no be curiosity wu ask dem to chek him profile? Smh

Genny u no try at all. I hope u hav 20 million naira in ur account wen dem kidnap ur parent. Why must u post ur parent pix on net? Abi u don forget wetin hapen to mama Iweala and Nkiru Silvanus 4 diz kontry?SMH

Smooyis: If u wish others evil, evil will neva dissapear from ur doorstep. To me d woman looks a gud person. She does not deserve all these stress. Imagine how humble she is, coming down to serve the gatemen and laboures as reported. let's leave judgement to God so dat we might not b judged

The funny thin b say some kidnapperz are foolish and heartless. Hw can u kidnap an 82 yrz grandmama jst bkoz of money. Abi dem want fear and hrt attack to kill her? SMH

:Di uze dettol and izal to wash my boxerz. If i dnt take kia of my bwoaxerz who will :Di uze dettol and izal to wash my boxerz. If i dnt take kia of my bwoaxerz who will

nice thread. Mine waz in bokalum, boki east lga of crossriver. Prior to ma postin dia, we hrd so many rumors bak den in camp dat d area waz a home of monkeys n baboonz howeva it waz entirely difrent as we expected. I enjoyd my evry bit of stay in dat village. D ppl dia ar d most hospitable people i hav met in my lyf b4. They popularly cal uz kopaay.Fud iz vry cheap.Dia best fud is akpu n afang popularly called ulaa n salat. Boki is a home of fruits n vegetables. U can get a bunch of banana 4 jst 150 naira.a whole Pineaple is sold for 50 naira n a whole plantain goez 4 500 to 600 naira. Cocoa iz dia major cash crops. We dnt buy plantain, palm oil, bananaz n bushmeat. Na regula package b dat. I use to tink dat igbo gals r beautiful bt if u want beauty com to crosriva state. Dia galz surely knw hw 2 takia of dia men. Litle wonda i met a senior corper wu folowed a vilage gal evryday to d bush to fetch firewood all in d name of luv. Dia gals r vry corupt. Hardly wil u find one wu haz neva done abortion
b4. Weneva u r teachin dem in class dey discus abt d size of ur dick in dia dialect n gigglin instead of payin atention. Dey celebrate burial(akana) more dan anytin in lyf. Graves r in marble wyl homez r built in mud. Dnt eva dream of any basic amenities coz dat place luk lyk a jungle. Sandfliez r alwayz ur companion. Dey bite in d mornin n in d nyt. Evn mosquito net cannot save u. Transportation waz wat finished my money. U hav to travel to obudu or ikom 2 withdraw n shop. Ranch n buanchor wildlyf park iz a tourist site u myt lyk to visit. Its definitely Nature at its peak

vitality33: I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life.

did u scream d name wen u were doin n enjoyin d tin?

vitality33: I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life.

did u scream d name wen u were doin n enjoyin d tin?

Stella_Bella:

Family connector.
Nigeria defender.
your nyash like okrika..
Who cares where she is from,
She is the first lady.

Atleast she is richer, beta and more powerful dan ur mum. Get a lyf biatch

freecocoa: If anyone noticed, I've been off NL for some days and its for a reason, I'm taking this case very personal and the effort I've made about this issue will not be in vain, these killers will surely be brought to book.
See the face of that ugly woman, I bet she has no child hence she could participate in the killing of other women's babies, I don't even know what to say about the men and the semi men there, now I believe envy was also a driving force which led these devils to murder those kids, if only that guy in the sweatshirt will be caught fast enough, his name is even "kapoon" which is what most cultists call their oga, I'm not surprised, he's been killing for a long time, finally him cup done full.
Una never even start to suffer.

freecocoa iz any of d ALUU 4 ur boyfrend? Haba u don too take diz case personal. If u must knw, d highest punishment 4 doz culprit na lyf inprisonment. Simple. Some pipo 4 NL sef too get mouth. If dem giv u knife make u kil person nw u fit do am? Itz not by sittin beside pc kon dey typ rauwbish.SMH 4 diz jungle PC NLanderz

abeg is it posible 4 sm1 to gatecrash at d interview venue wit hiz credentialz? I hapen to get d information lately if not i wud hav applied. 4 doz wu atended dia interview plz i nid answerz urgently

Ijebulogic: As a kid, i had a pet monkey that did everything on the list except maybe shed tears. Hmmmmm...

. Doez ur pet monkey fart?

Ijebulogic: As a kid, i had a pet monkey that did everything on the list except maybe shed tears. Hmmmmm...

. Doez ur pet monkey fart?

na2day!:


Ol boy!
though this is a solemn thread, but i must say
You dey craze o! lol

. Dnt mynd dat fool wey cal himself Ebemma. Na so he go dey show him stupidity even 4 serious mata. I wonda y dem nova ban am 4 nairaland. Vry soon d big fool go ask hw doez diz afect d price of garri in d market. Mtceew. So many clowns ful diz nairaland.

Sijo01: Mehhh, this thread brought back old memories...... Had two germany shaphard (Scofield and Paris), lost both of them. They were a darly.

hmmn. Were dey both male?jst askin. No offence

Sijo01: Mehhh, this thread brought back old memories...... Had two germany shaphard (Scofield and Paris), lost both of them. They were a darly.

hmmn. Were dey both male?jst askin. No offence

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Sijo01: Try soak garri with cold water, few cubes of sugar, peak milk and eat it with smoked grass-cutter, your life will never remain the same again.

are u sure its wit smoked grasscutter?coz last tym i checkd, its wit smoked grasshopper

Sijo01: Try soak garri with cold water, few cubes of sugar, peak milk and eat it with smoked grass-cutter, your life will never remain the same again.

are u sure its wit smoked grasscutter?coz last tym i checkd, its wit smoked grasshopper

mecussey: I see envy and jealousy among Nigerians, this same topic you call crap are making the highest page impression and clicks, what the hell is wrong with you guys?. Honestly, I ignore pages that I dont want to see, please do the same, the girl is a star.

and hw doez dat make her broda a star or gulder? Awon orishirishi ni

Beync: They are my younger siblings so what?

hmmn

Beync: They are my younger siblings so what?

hmmn? See dia head lyk coconut. By d way hw diz poo take enta front page and hw e take reduce d price of garri in d market?

pls o let all d xtains wu board flight always recite psalm 91 b4 d plane takez off. It rly works wondaz

I can neva name my child obumneke, chikere,mathias, ogbuefi, Nwosu, agatha, agu

Kobojunkie:

Show me proof of the claim you made above please! Government has to FIRST make sure that it is not WRONG in its assumption BEFORE it can go this far.

Planes crash around the world too. Nigeria no be the first. If Governments rushed to suspend licenses like this, how many airlines do you think will be in business?

. And u tink if dey sue govt dey wil win? Hmmn.E b lyk sey u get uncle wey dey work 4 dat airline?

PrettyCindy: My greatest challenge was my decision to keep and carry my pregnancy and live alone all through after my ex husband and i seperated when i was 2months pregnant for him. And he left to live with his girlfriend. My son is 6months old now and i am the strongest and happiest woman on earth!
My next challenge which i believe i will scale through with God on my side will be to choose the main Mr right wisely cos they are already coming.

. U are really a strong lady. I rly appreciate ur courage. I cud imagin d pains u must hav gone thru. Jst put ur trust In God.He wil surely help u make d right choice. My regards to ur lovely kid

PeterKbaba: [b]I dont know why tribalism or favorism always robs us from real leader that can solve our problem.. rather people will vote for criminals and later start complaining .... its not about tribe , its about your brain and your leadership role. Watch the news and see the respect all nigerian governors gives to him. Why cnt we for once since the history of nigeria, vote for the most brilliant technocrat. The reason lagos as changed is because fashola does not add politics to lagos affairs, he as the passion to make a difference in history and he already as..... NIGERIANS PLS FOR GOD SAKE, FORGET ALL THIS IS NOT IGBO OR HAUSA ETC... WE NEED TO COME TO THE REALITY THAT NIGERIA WILL ONLY BE RULED BY A TRIBE ONE AT A TIME, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS WHO CAN DO THE JOB. I CAN SWEAR WITH ANYTHING IN MY POSSESSION, IF FASHOLA BECOMES PRESIDENT COME 2015, IN 4 YEARS, YOU WILL SEE THE WHOLE WORLD FLOCKING TO NIGERIA. MOST OF THE EUROPIANS AND US ARE VERY RELUCTANT TO INVEST IN NIGERIA, BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL THE RECORDS OF MOST OF THIS PDP POLITICIANS... IT'S COMMON SENSE, IF THE DO BUSINESS WITH A PDP GOVERNMENT, IT WOULD TAINT THEIR IMAGE... THEY WILL NOT TELL US THIS, CAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO RESPECT OUR SOVEREIGNTY. YOU WILL WONDER HOW THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION SINCE 1995 OF IBORI, IT TOOK THEM ONLY 6 MONTHS TO PILE OF HIS CORRUPTION FILE...PLS GO TO http://www.tundefashola.com/ YOU NEED TO SEE HOW TOP FOREIGN COUNTRIES ARE ALWAYS COMING SECRETLY FOR BUSINESS PROPOSALS IN LAGOS... THIS GUY IS THE BEST THAT CAN HAPPEN TO NIGERIA RIGHT NOW... LETS BE SINCERE, EVEN AWOLOWO DOES NOT COME CLOSE, INTERMS OF INVESTMENT. PLS FOR GOD SAKE, LETS VOTE OUT PDP FOR ONCE SINCE 1960, IF ABACHA WAS ALIVE , HE WOULD BE A PDP MEMBER JUST LIKE ALL THE TOP MILITARY GENERAL (IBB, ABDUSALAM, SHONEKAN, OBASANJO, ATIKU, CHIROMA, GOWON ETC) ARE ALL DICTATING TO ANY PRESIDENT THAT COMES OUT FROM PDP.

NIGERIANS WILL FOREVER BE IN CORUPTION, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KEEP PEOPLE MORE CORRUPT TO COVER UP CORRUPTION.. I DEY GO SLEEP....... IGBOS, YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT WE IN THE SOUTH ESPECIALLY ARE ALL 1, I MEAN 1... EVEN CHECK YOU MAP AND SEE THE RIVER NIGER AND BENUE... WE YORUBAS TAKE YOU AS BROTHERS... THAT IS WHY WE VOTED FOR JONATHAN.

FASHOLA AS BEEN INVITED BY COUNTRIES LIKE USA , ENGLAND, MALASIA, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, JAPAN ETC FOR SEMINARS AND TO GIVE PRESENTATION SPEECHES... ALL THIS COUNTRIES WILL ONLY CONTINUE TO LAUGH AT US... WE NEED TO REALIZE THAT WE CAN NEVER DIVID.. LOOK AT EUROPE, THE ARE ALL COMING TOGETHER.. WHY, BECAUSE YOU POPULATION DETERMINES YOUR ECONOMICAL RESPECT... THE WEST ARE HAPPY, THEY KNOW WE WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN POVERTY , BECAUSE WE WILL ALWAYS SEE OURSELVES AS ENEMIES... THIS IS TO THEIR ADVANTAGE. GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. [/b]

Men i agree totally wit u. I wud go 4 fashola as president and Rochas as deputy. Dat wil make Nigeria great

armyofone: funny childhood memories Sam Milla

got to a point nne stop cooking the rice until after church
then change to cooking the stew on saturday night but no rice.
no food in the morning because i have to take holy communion and drink wine
i found myself remembering the nice stew during Mass

. U must b an anglican lol. As 4 me my mum leaves d rice and locks d stew. Atimez she selektz all d meat 4rm d stew. So funny

texazzpete: Pity...he'll be rapidly replaced by someone else who's perfectly willing to fulfil his contractual obligations.

To be brutally frank, the man signed a contract that he'd be amenable to transfer anywhere the Company needed his services. if he did not want to go, he should have just resigned.

wat is d difference btw beign sacked and resignin 4rm duty? Shebi all of dem na stil loss of job?

There is somethin u guys are missin o. Hav u seen an adamawa babe b4? Doz fulani gals luk hot and adouring. Dey cal dem shua arab

Logic Mind:

try borno state. very hospitable

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