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You has bought markeet!!

Struggling to remain relevant, somebody tell him how political career is dead and buried.

I've already faulted the movie, somebody that was rushed into emergency still wearing a neck tie??
Most home videos are just jokes

Na them dey for wire like that?

Pure evil

Too bad

Rush hour 6

Scammers

See talk

Brilliant

Too vad

Go get a haircut dude, anyway you're still a kid na your time.

Which way Nigeria

Them still dey chook?

Chai!!!!

Never keep a chicken as a pet, one day you must kill am chop.

Sad

While all your family, friends and cronies are employed in the government

A farming implement

Ok

Boko Haram

Sorry bro

It is never enough, we hustle till we die

NwaAmaikpe:






I'd never understand the brain behind religious overzealousness.
The job is not yours,
The country is not yours,
But you need both yet you won't conform.

Who are you then?
Even typical guest decorum demands that you abide by the dictates of your host.

It is the frigging U.S of A for fvck's sake. If your employer askes you not to wipe your arse after using the toilet.
Please do it with all joy and even smear some of it on your face to show full compliance.

Only people who forget where they are coming from are in a hurry to get sent back to Nigeria for avoidable reasons.

I once overhead a mom tell her children after they gatecrashed an event, 'eat o, you know as house be!!'
And ever since, no matter where I am, I never forget that home is Nigeria.
Sadly home is hell for most of us that we'd rather lick our fingers after packing shiit in elderly homes of organized, functional countries than live lavish in Banana Island.

So OP, I hope by home, you mean back in the hinterlands of Agbede where she can wear her hijab without any criticisms.

Nwamaipke wee not kill somebody oh