₦airaland Forum

Bombblacks:
Keep shut. Google has stopped servicing their servers in Russia since 2022 which is responsible for that. You read to drop agenda and not to learn that's why you are downloading a kid version of rutube.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Thank goodness I don give una work. At least now una know say there's one for the kids and one for adult.

[color=royalblue]E be like say na different Rutube Okpa download oh.

In a bid to smuggle in the agenda like pure Coke, he downloaded Rutube for Kids

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BlueRayDick:
Okpa wanted to show over 140million Russians now watch an alternative of Youtube and he brought evidence showing only 2000 users have downloaded it both home and abroad.

Give it to OKpa, he's a king of self-sabotage

[color=royalblue]Okpa can be very entertaining[/color]

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Yes, I'm watching it

[color=royalblue]Just 2000 downloads and 1 review?

In a whole country?

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GloriousGbola:
Izzou can sell it as one year in north Korea after which you can try for the south Korea visa via true life squid games.

[color=royalblue]I need all the info i can get.

Thank you, bros.[/color]

DeadPresidents:
Abi?

They are even in close proximity to great athletic facilities like the Korean Demilitarised Zone (DMZ) which provides quick answers for people who ponder on the question: "Who’s faster? Me or a flying bullet from the sniper perched atop the wall?"

[color=royalblue]Their response is top notch

Quick is an understatement [/color]

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Okay

[color=royalblue]There's always a friend closer than a brother.

Daalu, Nwanne [/color]

Amoto94:
Vacancy!!!

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[color=royalblue]Post North Korean jobs, Sheikh. [/color]

GloriousGbola:
if nigerians can be deceived into kazakstan, they can be decieved into north korea

[color=royalblue]Please, don't come and spoil hustle for me

Nobody is deceiving anybody.

North Korea is a great country. There's a lot of freedom and jobs.

I just need to know if they have an embassy here, before i open my Travel agency. [/color]

[color=royalblue]Agenda ear and deer.

North Korea get embassy for Nigeria?

I need to be an Agent for promising Nigerians and Youkayrians that want to ply that route..
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Itsrm:
Protest is resuming on the 1st of October

[color=royalblue]Abeg abeg [/color]

Segedinho:
In as much as u are correct .

I will have to bring it to ur notice that benin is very linked,I mean one of the most intra-linked Road in Nigeria...if I handle bike,goodluck to any car that wants to chase me,there are many "koros" that even an outsider could maneuver and will come out in any express....

The idea of restricting bike to some bases regrettably was a game changer...it worked and well outweighed the benefit of flying bikes in the metropolis....

[color=royalblue]Okay oh[/color]

Unlimited22:
Lol
You've never lived in Benin. You no go understand 😂😂

[color=royalblue]No, i didn't, but i grew up in a town too where kidnapping and "one chance" were rampant.

I think it's a Nigerian problem. Instead of addressing the root cause, we throw both the baby and bath water away.

Do you know how many people would earn a living from that? So a few people's agenda is enough to end it?

Well, what do i know....[/color]

Unlimited22:
Robbing and kidnapping plus cultism.

[color=royalblue]So if robbers and kidnappers start using Corolla tomorrow, we would ban it shey?
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MEND001:
Not From Benin either. Just find it funny that someone from one of the SE states won laugh Benin.

[color=royalblue]Okay.
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OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Bandit don dey do giveaway on Twitter.

[color=royalblue]Ahhhh

Keep tapping... [/color]

folake4u:
Lol Epa is "Senior man" or for older men, "Father" / "old man".

And there's no commercial bikes in the MAJOR areas in Benin. It was banned years ago.
You'd only see bike in remote areas that are untarred or not motorable.

[color=royalblue]Apart from Abuja, no state should be passing such laws [/color]

liveLongNprospa:
Lmaooo. Them call you Epa?

[color=royalblue]Nooo

I just dey hear the language, then i go hear "Epa"[/color]

Segedinho:
Urubi ..akpakpava and major roads are no go area for commercial bikes...ur best bet is bolt and cabs...



U will get bike and/or keep in areas that are not really busy or that leads to untarred roads/newly developed communities....

[color=royalblue]I no dey like make Bike dey scarce for town.

Abeg, wetin be "Epa"? [/color]

afrodoc2:


Shey you dey threaten Oba ni?

[color=royalblue]Ahhhh

No oh [/color]

afrodoc2:
Na you e dey yab o. I can’t believe how low he went.

I know you won’t take it lying down and will pay him back with interest.

[color=royalblue]Let's just give him the benefit of doubt to come clean.

My only problem is that I reverence the Oba so much. I can't just imagine myself dishonouring this Ancient city
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MEND001:
Person Wey come from Imo Wey everybody don run leave their ancestral land go Lagos dey laugh Benin

[color=royalblue]Maybe na me no understand, but i hope say no be me you dey jab

You really do not want us to troll each other with our respective states. For Oba's sake, don't let us put Benin to shame

And by the way, I'm not from Imo.[/color]

Segedinho:
Benin as in benin city in Edo state??

[color=royalblue]I just reach Urubi. I wan go Akpakpava...

No bike[/color]

[color=royalblue]Unlimited22

So Okada no dey Benin?

And una go dey hype the city? [/color]

Itsrm:
PDP even said the reason they failed in 2019 was because Atiku chose Obi as running mate.

It was clear to the blind he was never going to get the presidential ticket nor the vice.

[color=royalblue]And Lord is telling us that Obi should have been the VP in 2023

Agenda to baad [/color]

[color=royalblue]Unless i am having dementia, Obi was in PDP till it is was clear that Okowa was to be VP, before he left.

Which one be "If he had stuck with Atiku"?

As at May 2022 or June sef, he was still in PDP[/color]

Roland17:
To our haters….How market?

[color=royalblue]Its over

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[color=royalblue]Kai!

Uwa n'eme ntughari [/color]

[color=royalblue]USA don dey come back..

KingTom, keep your money fess [/color]

[color=royalblue]KingTom

Use your money go carry Olosho, drink beer or smoke igbeaux.

US of A is almost gone [/color]