₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
Na why I prostrate properly for my senior brother oasisx to show me the way

[color=royalblue]Prostration can only get you Keke... Corolla 04 max

You need to do better for LX600[/color]

[color=royalblue]So Diddy promised Lil Rod a Grammy for just one round

Na so Grammy dey useless?[/color]

raumdeuter:
Egbon mi Oasisx, Idobale mi re sir

https://scrollforth.com/static/uploads/2021/04/yoruba-groom-prostrating-3-620x413.jpg

I say make I remind you of the token you promised me for the work we did to get Asiwaju elected

If you can donate that LX600 armoured to me I will be very grateful. You know armored because of the many enemies wey dey follow me because of the work I did for Jagaban

Make this regime sef favor me and my family

[color=royalblue]736 million na him you dey ask for NL comment?

Very disrespectful[/color]

[color=royalblue]That was the trailer for an upcoming show on Prime

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patrickmuf:
I just see am begin to laugh. N8m each...

The way those guys dey vex, I no go surprise if them no gree pay.

[color=royalblue]If na me, i no go pay sef.

I hope they rest this time.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Which kind wahala be this?

You went to complain, dem nack you fine.[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/8016371/plateau-appeal-court-dismisses-review

BlueRayDick:
Okay, I agree with this classification.

iamoyindamola:
We said it several times nothing will make these people change or repent

[color=royalblue]People wey dem suppose shoot for head.

We begin waste resources to rehabilitate them[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Yes, there's Kunle Afolayan & co and then there's still Muyiwa Ademola, Ogogo & co set inside same Nollywood o. No forget

[color=royalblue]Okay..

Maybe we can classify it this way;

Nollywood can be found on Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc

The rest are found on Africa Magic Epic, Igbo Yoruba and Hausa[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Na him twin brothers

He first use their glory, now dem don collect their glory back (Inspired by Nollywood )

[color=royalblue]This can't be Nollywood again.

Na Asabawood.

Nollywood has evolved to the Kunle Afolayans and co.

Na Asabawood get this kind storyline[/color]

[color=royalblue]Pogba don collect 4 year ban

Who swear for this boy?[/color]

iamoyindamola:
I support terrorist amnesty in the mud
https://www.nairaland.com/8016086/hardship-life-better-under-boko

[color=royalblue]Nigeria na funny country sha

Dollar was 1,800 and we complained

Dollar is 1,400. I expected some sign of relief, even though it doesn't look sustainable.

Yet, the same people are complaining more!
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BlueRayDick:
It's the twist people have been complaining about. They said it's rubbish twist and doesn't make sense. But I know people's rating of movies is subjective sha

[color=royalblue]A twist is actually rubbish if you were anticipating it.

My only advice is that Tyler should evolve. A lot of us already know what his movie would be like..

But it was okay [/color]

Jodera:
Lol, trolling you that he gave you guys medal?
What does that mean?

Imagine saying Mendy and kante gave you guys medal and someone says it's trolling. How does it make sense?

The fact is that Jorginho was in the first 11 when you guys won all those medals and that means he's as important too.

And that's the facts I want you people to know. But of course Agenda against him will spin such facts to trolling.

[color=royalblue]Shebi he is important in your team?

I will be here when you will use torch and halogen to find Jorginho.

Just buzz me when you need a fairly used Amala stick. I get two[/color]

BlueRayDick:
No I haven't.

That reminds me, that Mea Culpa u recommended the last week I've been seeing people really bad mouthing the series online. A lot of people keep saying it's 1/10, It's 2/10 , it has a rubbish storyline.....etc. I just pause , I never download am as I dey see those kind reveiews even from women wey dey like Romance series

[color=royalblue]I saw the bad and average reviews too.

The thing is, the movie was a typical Tyler movie.

You just know that there would be a twist somewhere and when it eventually happens, it doesn't come to you by surprise.

That's just it[/color]

Jodera:
Celebration police is that you?

I shouldn't also praise dem Saka, Saliba, Rice and Odegaard since I never win anything with them also

Heck, Nobody should even celebrate goals scored until it's certain that it'll win something

[color=royalblue]You are trolling us that he gave us medals.

Well, i really hope he carries you and give you medals.

Because na here we go dey, when you order for a new amala stick
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BlueRayDick:
Iamoyindamola how far those series ?

[color=royalblue]You don watch Clickbait?

I tried one episode, and i looks promising.

I need to know if i am wasting my time [/color]

[color=royalblue]You never win anything with Jorginho, and you don dey praise am.

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poweredcom:
Real recogize real bro , just hit them beeches and post that my mantra

Got no time for chi chat

Economic issues de make man no de reason hoes these days ooo but mos definately i will tour some other hood joint

Been a long time i visited triple tower self omo na wa o nigeria wahala too much

[color=royalblue]Agba!![/color]

TrebleChamp:
Yep.

Marvelous joined Kennis, but na fight them take end the relationship. They took him to London and cashed out on him big, giving him little or nothing sef. He said "na bridge them carry him go look for London".

[color=royalblue]Na him no read well before e sign naa.

Like they say; No contract is a bad contract[/color]

TrebleChamp:
The relationship ended in tears for Marvelous, Kennis and D1 use artist (Tuface) hammer big and buy Hummer Jeep that year...

[color=royalblue]That Yellow Hummer?

I saw that car few times in Festac. I hear say dem chop Tuface for one Guiness ambassadorial deal wey him sign then.

I never knew Benji was Kennis oh. [/color]

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8013934/lagos-police-share-bottle-water#128669493

😲😲😲

didnt see this one coming

[color=royalblue]A good one...

If they had brought an aggressive approach, it would have turned to something else.
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[color=royalblue]Wait...

Marvellous Benji was under Kennis too?

Which label fit be like Kennis again?[/color]

[color=royalblue]Make una no take the work wey i do dey laugh
No condition is permanent

Nostalgic....

Nihilistjnr, that's definitely a great one from the past[/color]

afrodoc2:
I later understood.

What Ndokwa did is very similar to what Henry Ford did in the mass production of cars.

joseph1832:
as in, the guy dey try. Decades of sticking to the game and never relenting... If Ndokwa never make powered ambassador with special discount on all product, the man dey fvckup.

The PR powered do for Ndowka for Nairaland no be here oh. Even born2fuck no reach the guy level. The guy make Ndowka popular no be small. Lol

[color=royalblue]With the way he was typing, even the girls go dey give am discount sef.

He was too committed. [/color]

afrodoc2:
I initially thought Ndokwa was an adjective like saying “good” hotel or “cheap” hotel.

[color=royalblue]Ndokwa na real place oh

All his hotels have one kind of shape, and is painted brown..With rooms and girls everywhere

Then he has a bar around. You go to drink, find a girl catches your eyes, negotiate and go to her room and finish your deal.

Monday to Sunday, the business dey boom[/color]

nihilistjnr:
Shoutout King Powered for singlehandedly keeping businesses afloat in that axis. A true philanthropist.

[color=royalblue]Powered na Ndokwa hotel ambassador

The guy suppose don get stake for that business

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nihilistjnr:
But all these guy claimed AJ not festac.

AJ city had a wave in the mid 90s because the media was painting this image of a super Ghetto. From the music to the movies.


Junior and Pretty were maybe the first wave.

The main stars then were Showkey, Fryo, and Ras Kimono. China and Benjy came slightly after. Mountain black was early or mid 2000s and not from that era at all.

There was a film called Lagos Na Wa about a nigga called Solo that moved to AJ city. Onome was another blockbuster set in AJ in that era.

I lived around Gbagada/Bariga axis at the time, and despite practically living in a Ghetto where my family house still stands, and my grandmother still lives in, I was absolutely terrified of the mythos of AJ city. I only got to go there as an adult and I thought it would be like compton with bloods and chips shooting up the place

[color=royalblue]I was just listing the AJ ones oh. They weren't Festac at all.

I can't remember the mid-90s clearly. Was a little kid then.

AJ had changed now oh. Hotels with oloshos everywhere and beer palours too.

The rent to is decent. People who work on the island reside there because it is closer.

That ghettoness isn't there like that.[/color]

[color=royalblue]I just remember Marvelous Benji.

Suo, na the new dance wey dey reign. I think he shot that video in Festac. I remember that scene

Truly, Festac/AJ axis and Yaba were the grassroots of music back then.

AJ had people oh.

Junior and Pretty
Mad melon and Mountain black
Daddy Showkey
African China (although he moved to Festac)

Kai. E be like say I go use this morning take surf YouTube
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iamoyindamola:
My useless classmates for secondary use this man troll me die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjSAc3zOhng&ab_channel=GANOTAL

I no know why kennis music sign am sef but the song sweet, i they sing am for school the day one of them saw the video he troll the hell out of me