₦airaland Forum

afrodoc2:
100%.

If Tinubu is not alive and well his son can’t smell that governor’s seat.

[color=royalblue]The current Deputy
Muiz Banire
Fashola

Omoh...

Seyi go shock as dem go deny am entry into the deliberation room[/color]

Unlimited22:
He wán disguise

BlueRayDick na NURTW chairman in view, e just dey deceive us here 😂😂😂😂

Check him fellow arsenal fans too.... Iamoyindamola, Roland17, Spy360.


Later them go dey use am yab us 😏

[color=royalblue]See as him drop the account of NURTW accurately.

Even Moses wey write Genesis go dey impressed

BlueRayDick, abeg if na Polo and Face cap you fit give me, i go manage.

Transport don cost. Make i use that one dey claim "Staff" for bus stop.

Up National.... [/color]

BlueRayDick:
That TikTok ehn... The kind content wey dey there ehn.

Some people will say TikTok sweet pass University

At a point in the last one to two month, I come dey wonder if I never turn agbero finish myself. The algorithm just keeps pushing NURTW contents to my FYP.

Ibime:
One nigga said Garri has become cocaine

BlueRayDick:
Which MC Oluomo? The same one that is now an orphan in NURTW Lagos ?

Eeez like u people have not been following the news of late in the social media space; particularly TikTok.

The gist is MC Oluomo miscalculated by taking a shot at NURTW president seat; instead of trying to cement his seat for second term he gambled with the idea of running for NURTW leadership at the national level. Most of the Lagos Branch chairmen saw it as an opportunity for them to have him replaced with Tafa Sego who he had mentioned in the past that he will handover to once he's done with his term as NURTW Lagos chairman.

So over the past 2 months all the branch chairmen have been mounting pressure for MC to step aside and handover to Tafa Sego peacefully. They kept on making different videos subtly suggesting violence may erupt if MC remains. Chief of them was Istijabah who heads the Tricycle union.

Long and short , they secured interim victory when Sanwoolu invited Sego and MC for meeting at the end of which MC announced on camera that Sego is the incoming Lagos state chairman while he now has govt backing to move to Abuja. Immediately after that day, most of the transporters have replaced MC's sticker with Sego's sticker on their buses and in parks.

In fact, MC's right hand man Koko zaria has jumped ship and now with Sego. The branch chairmen didn't stop there, they kept making videos of how MC didn't do anything for the union other than marrying wives and sending his children abroad while he kept levying them. They even warned against Lagos state govt backtracking at the die minute to ask MC to come back to Lagos.

Now word on the street is those that will go as delegate from Lagos to vote at the national level of NURTW are even threatening not to vote MC.

Shey na person wey wan become governor be that for Lagos ?

[color=royalblue]Wow

You really do keep up with their matter.

I have been seeing that Sego posters since i came back to Lagos.[/color]

afrodoc2:
What gives you that impression?

[color=royalblue]As Baba dey explain the intricate details wey no necessary

Which one be dcck for driving again?[/color]

BlueRayDick:
The truck of yam was not looted ; what happened was that the central mosque of Lagos Island ( moshalashi Jimoh ) bought a truckload of Yam to be shared to faithfuls to cushion the effect of hardship in land .

Somehow people are not patient enough to decide to know whether it will get to their turn before the truckload finish , so as typical Nigerians it became a free-for-all. Everybody wan grab a tuber or two before everything finish 🤦‍♂️

The long and short of it is that serious hunger dey the land.

[color=royalblue]Patient dog for no get any bone in this situation oh

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GloriousGbola:
So one evening I was driving home and this guy who was clearly learning to drive was facing me.

I literally stopped my car. The guy still panicked drove forward and hit me. He was with another guy. They both came down. The learner driver was fair, very fair, very feminine in voice and mannerisms. Everything about him shouted gay partner who takes the d.

As an aside at one time I had some neighbors at one time who Def gave off rainbow vibes. The House was full of guys who dressed and acted very peculiar. I think if it was in obodo oyibo of before before they would call them 'roomates'

[color=royalblue]I have this feeling you do not like gays[/color]

GloriousGbola:
There are so many fking issues with driving in naija.

People drive with their babies in the front seat, sometimes in the drivers seat

Festac is full of drinking joints and people will go there, get hammered and enter road.

For whatever reason the road l live along is a preferred location for men to carry their side chicks and gfs and gay lovers to learn to drive. Without any L.

[color=royalblue]Gay lovers?

They were putting on Rainbow tee's?[/color]

Theflint1:
The next two years will be pretty interesting.

[color=royalblue]Any Revolution nonsense he tries, should be met with a resounding slap and handcuffs

Make e no distract Tinubu, abeg[/color]

Emaprince:
So instead of punishing drivers for DUI, you close up the company producing the alcohol?

OasisX:


.......commend am for?! LOL! Una talk say everything na organic that Obi no dey spend shishi nah.

[color=royalblue]Eeeeiiiiii

Make i no talk wetin i wan type[/color]

Sportsweb:
Nothing really concern APC boys with this you typed. They already known their man is a crook, all they want is for Obi to been seen as crook too, no matter how little it is

[color=royalblue]Na why i beg am to delete the post.

I doubt if any sitting governor did not spend twice that amount on his reelection campaign.

Someone has showed you a summary of how he raised funds. You dey troll am.
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OasisX:


.....we were made to believe na Obidients funded him nah.

[color=royalblue]Who made you believe so?

Instead of commending this, you dey troll am.

The ones that will use our commonwealth to do campaigns and pay lawyers that will defend them are the ones you people will clap for.
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OasisX:


......make dem quote am nah.

[color=royalblue]Because what you typed will actually make someone struggle to understand.

You clearly saw the man's contribution was more than everybody else. Which point do you want to troll with?[/color]

OasisX:


......Obi no dey give shishi yet he dropped ₦800m and over ₦1B spent on his ambition. If Baba wants give shishi nko? Na to spend ₦1T. LMFAO

[color=royalblue]Before someone else quotes you, abeg delete this comment.
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OasisX:


.....bruh!!! Dem dey carry case go report for Amotekun for Ondo and Oyo State ó.

[color=royalblue]I stayed in Ibadan for days and i didn't not see an Amotekun station or office.

I can still remember the police stations I saw.
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Unlimited22:
It's like saying they should legalise gun ownership.

Great idea in theory, actual usage will be a catastrophe of epic proportions.

State police ke? In this Nigeria where executive power is the closest definition of infinite we can access in real time?

[color=royalblue]No wonder the 36 governors unanimously agreed.

Why can't they pull the resources they intend to create their state police into the Federal level and strengthen it?

Na political opponent house dem go dey find ballot sheets now. Just watch [/color]

OasisX:


.......Amotekun ain't doing bad. Neighbourhood Watch ain't tresspassing. Make we give it a try fess.

[color=royalblue]Amotekun is not Police. You cannot go and report cases to them. Infact this is a different example entirely

NW is not either. People who are not watching anything apart from riding bicycles in the day time and controlling traffic when LASTMA wan go chop or piss.

Wait make dem put state police. Na that time we go beg Abacha and Buhari to come back[/color]

donjazzet:
Omoo. This renewed shege wan wonjure person but God pass them.
Many household items have tripled in price. More than 90 percent of Nigerian households are feeling the pinch of this tinubu's maladministration.
But of course, we will continue suffering and smiling away.

[color=royalblue]He is finding his feet!

That's the current course we are taking now

FHF 102[/color]

[color=royalblue]Any political opponent in any state should just start running

Na your house dem go see AK 47 and grenades first.[/color]

OasisX:


......see Ẹ̀gbọ́n, we need State police in Naija. That's only way to curb insecurity. Forget nonsense that they will become tools of Governors like present Federal Police ain't tools.

[color=royalblue]You really don't know what you are saying.

I'm sure you'll come back 4 years later to say otherwise

Make someone like Hope Uzodinma or Wike get the power to form their own police?
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Ibime:
Ebele Azikiwe

OasisX:


.....partially bruh. Tinubu already made it clear; he is gonna be intervening once in a while nah.

Remember, its not all revenues they are sharing bruh, they are saving some for such moments.

[color=royalblue]I am seeing 907 billion monthly

Just scroll up and read [/color]

OasisX:


....I clearly said partially bruh. Where is money coming from? Floating our darling Naira sef dey help to save more money.

[color=royalblue]I thought it was these savings that increased FAAC

Is it now subsidising fuel too?[/color]

OasisX:


....how I want know bruh?

[color=royalblue]4 years later, una wey dey support APC will start telling us how Tinubu finished Nigeria with subsidy payments

How come this subsidy is under secrecy?

That was how Buhari and Emefiele were running their own, and una cover them. As dem comot, we begin see APC dey insult APC.

If he is paying subsidy, where is the money coming from now, and how much?[/color]

GrammarNazi1:


Naija!

Lol.

[color=royalblue]The same ediots will come back later and start crying of how Bandits and BK are ravaging the state.

But a state government let 160,000 go free in the name of "I no go do am again"[/color]

OasisX:


....of course it has returned, but partially. Do you need being told bruh?!

[color=royalblue]So how much is this "Partially"?[/color]

Itsrm:
Bayo Onanuga in his recent interview on arise stylishly admitted that subsidy has returned.

They can no longer sell that lie of not paying subsidy.

[color=royalblue]Tinubu's plan for Nigeria was just to be president.

Infact, he started to think of Nigeria's problems on May 30, 2023.

Imagine paying subsidy at the rate of 1500/$.[/color]

OasisX:


.......Sowore and SERAP live for it bruh.

[color=royalblue]There is a reason Lagbaja was chosen.

It was for times like this! [/color]

BlueRayDick:
Adeboye's hands are tied . Many pastors in RCCG are card carrying members of APC ; Pastor Yemi Osinbajo , Pastor Remi Tinubu , Pastor Dayo Israel , etc to mention a few.

Shey u get ?

[color=royalblue]Man of God hands are tied?



I have never rated that man sha, so i no even vex[/color]

[color=royalblue]We will win the fight against insurgency by doing this!
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The Borno State government said, on Wednesday, that the 160,000 repentant Boko Haram insurgents can’t return to killings because they swore to an oath with the Quran.