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[color=royalblue]Bullet proof 2023 Hilux is what....?[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/8006997/brand-new-bulletproof-armored-2023

Emaprince:

[color=royalblue]O lo lo lo lo lo

Ihe ji mara Dike e rugo!

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monerozi5590:
. Nigeria is bigger than Lagos, something Tinubu fails to understand. All his Economic Team is his boys from Lagos.

[color=royalblue]The team may not be the issue.

The issue is that there was no plan in place as after-measures for the subsidy and floating of the naira.[/color]

You have snatched power, oya perform your Lagos miracles.”

[color=royalblue] - Solomon Dalung (2024)[/color]

pocohantas:
Hmmmm. They should give all us our passports and open the borders. Let's find our way.

I would never have guessed that someone can be a worse leader than Buhari.

That weak shoeless man @ GEJ shouldn't have given Buhari the mantle.

[color=royalblue]You no well[/color]

iamoyindamola:
You no understand how my body they always shake when I see these women

[color=royalblue]Woman wrapper!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

iamoyindamola:
Just checked it's actually Kelly Rowland
Chai she's my long time crush with Gabrielle Union

[color=royalblue]Wake up, please [/color]

iamoyindamola:
Yeah this Friday
The lead actor look like Kelly Rowland

[color=royalblue]Yeah

E come be like say e dey predictable.

It's like i already know how it ends, just from the trailer[/color]

[color=royalblue]One Tyla Perry film dey come out this February

Mea Culpa

cc: iamoyindamola[/color]

Unlimited22:
Lol. I don't agree with this.

[color=royalblue]Maybe

But that's what i feel. Almost everybody that gingered that protest are in the ruling party today, except this very few.[/color]

Itsrm:
The business man is better. Especially those selling essential products. And even for them, demand is seriously dropping.

My friend who is a government teacher in Ogun State said he has told them he can only come to school twice a week. If dem wan sack am make dem sack am. He can't be using his entire salary on transportation.

BlueRayDick:
People like Soyinka & Falana should stop being cowards by either apologizing for their roles in 2012 protest or call out this present government for being worse than Jonathan's.

[color=royalblue]Well, Cowardice better pass Hypocrisy.

At least, they kept quiet, unlike Bayo Onanuga that is twisting and turning[/color]

liveLongNprospa:
God😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One human being

[color=royalblue]This is the reason i won't drag Soyinka at all. Egbon got played by these set of people.

Everything was all an agenda unknown to the likes of Soyinka and Falana.[/color]

GloriousGbola:
My wife's Siena fan belt is cutting again.this belt has a model number but yet my mechanic can never buy the exact belt. So it will start to cut every three months. One time I decided to engage one of the so called big name Americana workshops that features here. I got the exact same service I get from my mechanic at 3 times the price. Naija story

[color=royalblue]You are even lucky that the belt did not condemn the roller.

The ratio of original belts to substandard ones in Nigeria is 1:1000000[/color]

Theflint1:
You'd think Remi Tinubu would show a certain level of maturity given all she's achieved in politics, but at the end of the day, the sentiments that influence decision making at the highest levels are just about as base as you'd find between a 16 year old girl and the 19 year old boy looking to impress her.

[color=royalblue]Like...

"The Presidency has decided to suspend the Office of the First lady indefinitely. Because of the government's need to cut costs, her office has been relocated to the Main Villa.

Also, she would use her vehicles, although they will be maintained by the Presidency, pending when Nigeria comes out of its economic woes".


But no, dem rush wire 1.5 billion, so Remi won't use Uber or Bolt[/color]

Theflint1:
This would have to be priced in bags of cement...500 bags pere

[color=royalblue]How many rounds for a bag of cement?

I want to check something![/color]

GloriousGbola:
Urgent PSA. please buy your gas from retail outlets only. Nipco or Mobil as an example . (nipco supplies Mobil).

My friend had an accident in his house - a gas explosion. The cylinder is outside the house. If there was a leak, it should at least have been smelling. But somehow this did not happen. We can't say what the root cause is, but it is likely people are mixing /adukterating gas.

It is also cheaper to buy gas from nipco or mobil

[color=royalblue]So many battles to fight as a Nigerian.

NIPCO stations are not very common, so many Nigerians are at the mercy of roadside kiosks for LPG needs

And i won't be surprised if gas is now adulterated. Our greed plus hardship is enough for us to have Breaking Bad S7 in Nigeria.

That was how diesel was adulterated then, until the subsidy on Kerosene was removed[/color]

Theflint1:
Priced just about right

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Can i have an estimate for a Toks 2003 Corolla?[/color]

afrodoc2:
Let us assume the wife was a nonentity before becoming the first lady, what happened to all the cars used by the previous first lady? Or were they using camel to move around that time?

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Maybe she took all away, and they have to buy new ones for the incoming "Olori".

Country to ya weyrey[/color]

Theflint1:
With the way things are going, we just might see a return of the barter system.

[color=royalblue]Two rounds for a pack of Spag?[/color]

EmmanuelScott1:
You forgot the 1.5 billion on vehicles for first lady's office

[color=royalblue]His wife was a 2 time senator

The wife of an ex governor

But we need 1.5 billion to buy cars for her.

Then this same person will tell you that we don't have money to subsidize anything, and a poor, hungry Nigerian like me will swallow it and run with it like his life depends on it.


SMH[/color]

Spy360:
The mentality over there is that they have been suffering over the years and have managed to survive even worse situations. So this present crisis is not new and having equipped themselves with business tactics to maneuver crisis, they aren't complaining.

[color=royalblue]They are complaining to themselves, but not to the world.

The Igbo man in Lagos doing business is complaining too, but he will not join a protest.

But i understand you sha[/color]

GloriousGbola:
me sef i tire - the vibe i am getting is that no matter what happens, some nigerians will not get the memo that things are hard and we have to tighten belt. 'my time to chop and i must chop'

Tinubu needs to go one step further and make an example of some people who still keep coming up with bloated budgets

[color=royalblue]Tinubu is a Chop-I-Chop guy. I am surprised you are expecting such from him.

And that is why i laugh when people talk about going through pains...The person in charge is not going through any.

Imagine setting up a committee with 1 billion naira.

People are almost running out of breath, you are approving 1 billion to set up a committee[/color]

Spy360:
I was asking my peeps in the SE why they are not protesting the hardship. They said things are truly expensive over here but that for most people during business, they can afford it. I noticed that everyone is into one form of business or the other including civil servants.

[color=royalblue]People in business are crying, so this excuse is funny.

The Yoruba woman wey wan open breasts and towtow protest is doing business. So?

Hardship is there, and there are many that are suffering, but they would prefer to cry at home than cry in public.

The SE seems to be the black sheep of the political Nigeria. Anything we jump on is politicised, and that is my own reason for us to have no protest.

The moment the SE jumps on it, Qudus and GrammarNazi will tell us we want to scatter Tinubu's government. [/color]

Theflint1:
Not to mention contracts that are given at 10* the actual value of the work to be done. The state of the economy has not stopped those sort of grift, and that's one of the things Datti mentioned he'd personally be responsible for.

[color=royalblue]If we look at how much we have lost through corruption amongst leaders, subsidies of any kind may just be a fraction.

All the monies Nigeria has spent on very useless programs this tenure would be enough to subsidize fuel for 2 years..

He has removed subsidy, but has indirectly paid twice what any predecessor has paid before.

Someone that came in and 110 billion was approved for both furniture in the judiciary, and cars for senators. This one no be unnecessary spending cuts?

Seyi should drop today's quote on endurance abeg. Let me read it and recite it throughout the day[/color]

GloriousGbola:
so . . .what do you think removal of subsidies and floating the naira is?

[color=royalblue]Their overbloated budgets nko?

20 billion to renovate VP residence is Lagos?

Are these not under spending cuts too?[/color]

Itsrm:
Una wey dey do business dey try. Especially those who took loans to run the business.

God forbid I use my money to do any actual business in this country till the Fx situation stabilises.

[color=royalblue]Many big guys have one form of loan or the other they are servicing. May God help them!

Na to find another service to provide. Buying and selling get as e be.[/color]

KingTom:
I dey look the birds dey vex, birds sef dey look me dey vex

[color=royalblue]Tell the birds to endure!

Endurance na our new name now.[/color]

KingTom:
Na ritualists dey do Poultry now, because how can you buy feed for 9,500, 10,200, 11,700, and 12,500 in the same week

[color=royalblue]Buying and selling no be am again!

I am absolutely tired!

The thing no get head and tail again.[/color]

Ibime:
To know what is happening/will happen in Nigeria, study these 5 countries over the last 3 years

Lebanon
Argentina
Egypt
Turkey
Venezuela

We are on course for a Lebanon/Argentina situation. Best case outcome will be an Egypt/Turkey situation, and worst case outcome is a Venezuela situation

[color=royalblue]My Papa, my Papa

Prophesyyyyyyy!!!!

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Segedinho:
Una still dey wail...