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[color=royalblue]Larride, i suppose drag your "My Money grows like grass" polo, but i go let am slide.

Enjoy your evening![/color]

Roland17:
It doesn’t have birth certificate, baptismal card

E go still part with bribe..

[color=royalblue]Agu, this one na comprehensive particulars

The Ugo C Ugo of Vehicle particulars [/color]

[color=royalblue]When you are tired of Police stopping for papers and always assuming one or more is missing...

Even the Police wey collect this one go give the guy back quick quick

Table of Contents off me [/color]

[color=royalblue]Larride

Boys go gyrate today?[/color]

GloriousGbola:
Peter obi was saying he has only one watch back then among other stories


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/04/19/ikoyi-billions-peter-obi-confirms-search-of-his-apartment-by-efcc

So a lot of us were suprised to hear that the frugal honest man had a multi million Naira apartment in ikoyi

[color=royalblue]Lol. This allegation no stick, sir.

I don't have a wristwatch. I don't wear one. I don't like them

So if (sorry, when ) i become a billionaire tomorrow and tell you i have only one watch, is it a lie?

I'm not saying it is his case, but it is possible to be Jeff Bezoz and have only one wristwatch. [/color]

seankafor:
yes oo, that's where the oldies comes in

They should be able to lecture Us youngins wetin happen far back 🔙

So that our mind go dey

[color=royalblue]The history of how we got here is well documented an accessible

But e get some kind details wey some go drop, and you go know say this particular info no common.
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GloriousGbola:
Coke too.

This time last year coke was n100 to n250 for a 50cl bottle. Na real wa

[color=royalblue]So sad[/color]

[color=royalblue]On a very good day, we should have a roundtable about Nigeria's history on this thread.

There are opinions you read that you haven't come across before

I go like learn and relearn[/color]

[color=royalblue]FanYogo is #250

Something we could easily buy as kids back then

My condolences to any child out there.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Which one be Extremist Introvert again?

Like...These ones no dey see anybody in 365 days?

Ehn, OasisX?[/color]

iamoyindamola:
You never jam person with corporate wear they beg for 500
That's the new scam

[color=royalblue]It is in this dispensation I will see someone commit suicide because of a boyfriend and girlfriend.

In all honesty, i never heard such a story as a child or teenager. Maybe it is my circle, but I never heard it.

The other day, a young pastor killed himself because of house rent... Wow

My mum's tenant don owe pass two years and e no gree comot. Maybe the pastor should come and see how people fight and struggle through their challenges.[/color]

swiz123:
A coursemate then opened up to the class that he was having suicidal thoughts because some people in the department usually laugh at him when he gave a wrong answer to a lecturer's question.

Like laugh wan make you kill yourself I simply told him that what he is saying won't make me not to explode in laughter if you talk rubbish for class.

The world is in trouble

[color=royalblue]Real trouble.

Young boys with some education and a family that provides will just start defrauding people in the name of "Poverty".

You start to wonder if his own poverty is worse than the young Hausa boy that treks Kms everyday, fixing shoes.

Or the young girl that carries a basin of pure water, running under the sun.

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raumdeuter:
These days many young people complain about mental health, any small thing mental health mental health

You build all that from childhood. Do you know how many of my mental health muscle got developed by babes yabs, psych yourself for weeks chyke babe she just like you head to toe and hiss then walk away? How boys will just sit under tree and yab each other as fun, thats why insults no dey pain me, we do it for fun, how many rejection left and right, do you know how much of my mental health got battered when ASUU went on strike for 1 whole year and I had to sit at home, or by that Ekwensu club called Man Utd on that night in 1999 at Nou camp? (My eleda is still punishing them for it)

There is technology there is real world, go outside technology and smell the green grass outside unless you are planning to relocate into Meta world created by Zuckerberg

[color=royalblue]The Mental state matter na him dey surprise me pass.

Someone from a good home, with a bright future will suddenly be depressed and open to committing suicide over normal life challenges.

Any small thing, Sniper and 3rd Mainland bridge.

I am very grateful for the kind of people i meet daily. I see people who deserve better than me, earning less and working more, and I am ever grateful for the life i have.[/color]

TrebleChamp:
Wahala 😁😁.
Oya help send to No 1 Christobam Avenue Ilupeju, Lagos...

[color=royalblue]Okay. I know this address

I have been here before.

His gate is branded with TenHag's bald head

Consider it done, boss[/color]

TrebleChamp:
Ok kindly help cc it to Christo-Hag too 😁

[color=royalblue]Full name please

This is a logistics firm. We pay close details to names and numbers[/color]

TrebleChamp:
Help mail it to those useless Glazers 😁

[color=royalblue]No wahala, boss

But they have a correspondent on this thread. I need to submit it to him.

Avail me that moniker again, please[/color]

BlueRayDick:
U see ehn, just like u I don’t agree with some of the things Wole Soyinka said before , during and after the 2023 general elections . It appears as though he’s not the man he used to be before .

But one thing I won’t do is now going about insulting him, calling him all sorts of names simply because I don’t agree with his position on issues like u are doing .

Wole Soyinka has done some great things for this country . Just like GloriousGbola pointed out, Wole Soyinka was one of the voice of truth who believe the Igbo’s were unfairly treated following the aftermath of the first coup , the counter coup and eventual Biafra war that broke out afterwards . He’s one of the people that risked his life trying to get all parties avert a needless war that has sowed the seed of disunity & distrust in this country ever since .

Wole Soyinka certainly has had his failings as a human , but no be make Gen Z to come dey reason am the way u dey do.

[color=royalblue]Did he even have any failings?

All he did was give his opinion, which he is entitled to.

The people dragging him cannot be on the same podium with him. Na the truth be that.

I am not even his fan, but anybody Insulting the man needs their head checked

Legend wey deserve him flowers[/color]

TrebleChamp:
How are we going to win against mighty Luton Town today without a DoF? Don't understand how difficult it is for those useless Glazers to appoint a DoF, one that will help coach the team to pass the ball well, keep possession well, transition well and attack well.

[color=royalblue]No address on your mail, sir.

Kindly help us so we can dispatch it on time.[/color]

monerozi5590:
What's the update in Imo State? Is like Rochas has been your best governor since 1999?

Rochas might be the first Igbo president since 1999. He is well loved here in the North.

[color=royalblue]Take it easy on him[/color]

BlueRayDick:
I know na , but for u to make that much on the sides then definietly u are rigging for one or two parties at ur polling unit . That even makes it worse cos if it’s a community that get skuru for head , they can declare maximum shishi for u immediately they find out ur game.

For someone who is not out to rig in Favour of any party , all he will get on the sides are money from two or three different party agents for refreshment/lunch which does not come at a price for ur life .

[color=royalblue]I no dey defend them oh

I am just saying they are ready for the risks and the reward.

Na person join NA to fight BH, knowing he would die.

Na their own choice oh. It can pay off, if your Eleda no sleep [/color]

kad199:
E be like onowu don go carry man U straight win

[color=royalblue]Make HBP no go kill a member of the King's cabinet.[/color]

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7906822/peak-milk-launches-peak-milky

Izzou peak are trying to stay relevant in the market I like the idea sha

[color=royalblue]Hollandia really disturb all of them.

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BlueRayDick:
When I see youth Corpers who volunteer to work for INEC in this age and time with the amount of violence in places like Bayelsa and Kogi ; I do wonder if those corpers have extra lives they kept somewhere .

The money paid corpers for these INEC jobs are not even worth the risk involved sef .

Ur future fit be becoming MD of a big company , but all that can get cut-off because u are trying to earn paltry 30 something thousand working for INEC that doesn’t even have any provision for substantial death benefits or compensation for ur beneficiary or urself if anything unto-wards happen to u. That Bayelsa for example a gun boat can just come out of nowhere , attack ur boat carrying INEC material and corpers , capsize the boat and leave u for dead in the middle of a creek that is not adequately policed .

[color=royalblue]Many of the corpers who volunteer for this, go with the intent of making extra on the sides.

When i served, a guy in the set before mine made 500k from both APC and PDP.

In an era of 19800 oh[/color]

Itsrm:
Lol, no be the same thing.

Whoever buys dollar and sells at a higher rate has not made money. He only preserved the value of money. If he wants to buy the same dollar again, he will also buy at the new rate.

Someone buys petrol at 600, sells at 800 and goes back to buy at the same 600. That's extortion.

[color=royalblue]Extortion ke?

I went to find my dollar, imported my fuel, and i am permitted to sell it as i like, shey? How have i extorted you?

What he has done is no different from what people who hoard dollars do; Cause a scarcity and leverage on it.

"We are our own problem" should extend to them too.[/color]

Incognito9:
E go enter 😎

[color=royalblue]I don squeeze the ticket.

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OasisX:


.....wetin Ozil do una?!



.......ma Niggga wey sabi better thing.

[color=royalblue]Mezut na GOAT[/color]

Itsrm:
We are truly our own problem.

[color=royalblue]Na person sef dey buy dollar, hide am, only to sell at a higher rate.

All na the same thing. [/color]

[color=royalblue]What is Manchester United (straight win) doing on my ticket? [/color]

liveLongNprospa:
600 for fuel.
Lets goooooo!!!

[color=royalblue]From NNPC?

Because I don dey buy 630 for like 2 weeks now.

I go Ogun state, buy 650.

The one that is funny is the scarcity of diesel.
Despite the 1200, many stations don't have[/color]