₦airaland Forum

BlueRayDick:
Words of the day !

Make me sef dey for Ontario dey follow analyze naija problem . I fit dey nairaland dey tell people to vote Kabiru Sokoto as president while I’m enjoying 24hrs electricity , reclining on my sofa drinking some nice whiskey for the cold winter night few months to the presidential election in Nigeria .

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My brother

Sometimes, when I see our Obodo-Oyibo brothers dey ginger us to vote some kind candidates, I go just dey laugh

Person say e go vote Tinubu because e dey move coke. The person wey him dey support go soon jakpa, leave am with Tinubu.

I can't wait to be analysing and supporting people to vote for any Tom, Dick and Harry, from the comfort of my apartment in Texas.

I just can't wait [/color]

[color=royalblue]Mukina2

Come and fellowship with us tonight, please[/color]

raumdeuter:
Were all 3 of them contesting for presidency and hoping to fail and get the Senate ticket?

I think that 1 week postponement of presidential primary na him screw them over

Shey Orji Kalu get ticket?

[color=royalblue]Akpabio wey know say him go step down nko?

What was the need of the drama, when you can just mobilize AK delegates and chase your Senate dreams?
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Skimpledawg:
Larry did him dirty

[color=royalblue]On a bright sunny day, I dey avoid Larride

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[color=royalblue]Barca and Man United fan arguing about their defenders on a Chelsea thread.

How low can this get to, ehn?

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[color=royalblue]I really love the mess Akpabio, Umahi and Lawan are in.

It's either these people can't read, or they relied on their offices rather than the law.

Now, Court don uphold Ann as the Senatorial candidate, instead of Umahi.

He can either wait and hope Tinubu wins, so he would be compensated, or he can just decamp and pursue his dreams in another party (most likely to win).

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Skimpledawg:
Hahahaha. The fact that you are explaining in details self dey make me laugh real hard.

If the man come be albino and he no dey see well for day time wahala. Homesteady will just be frustrated

Which kind wahala be this na

[color=royalblue]He would leave the albino and look for the next person...



The problem now is she can't read English

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Skimpledawg:
Larry na maduman

He dey hardly para, but if he para like this, na gbas gbos

[color=royalblue]Omo, the talk weak me.

I dey imagine homesteady giving the phone to a random stranger saying "Please sir, can you help me read aloud what is written here.....Yes here"

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larride:
Go back and read your post slowly or call someone close to you to read it out to you.

[color=royalblue]Wetin be this, ehn?[/color]

GloriousGbola:
Dem no tell you say Buhari is shy

EmmanuelScott1:
Swears bro, I remember he hate indiscipline and on clean-up day, u dare not come outside, be u who? But all nah wash

[color=royalblue]Buhari will take care of security

Osibanjo will take care of Economy

Till now, that lamba still dey sweet me when I read am

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iamoyindamola:
Tinubu will work on these
Why didn't he add insecurity

[color=royalblue]E go pass the maximum number of words for one tweet

Insecurity has become the vision of this government, so no need to talk about that one[/color]

[color=royalblue]Get your PVC, bikonu[/color]

Agadinaagwuofe:


I am seeing Zack Orji abi wetin be that bearded man name but after you will hear no SE actors are supporting Tinubu. Seriously no one should reduce the election to tribal contest, that's too low but unfortunately that is exactly the sentiments people are trying to whip up.

[color=royalblue]I even see it as senselessness to gather actors or musicians for their support. Na just to waste money. They have none: They would give you only their votes.

It is who feeds you that you will listen to. MCOluomo can promise Tinubu votes, and I'll believe because people are looking up to him for their daily bread. There are others like that too

No actor or musician is feeding any crowd. It's just likes and vibes on SM. They can't influence shi-shi.

Portable can have 2 million views on YouTube, but he can't mobilize 200k voters on D-day

No brainer

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Theflint1:
Likeeeee...of all things to use to market a presidential candidate, it's inaccessibility...lol. We don too master suffer for this country.

[color=royalblue]When I was younger, I used to remember OBJ having this Presidential Media chat.

I also remember Goodluck too (But I can't remember if I watched any on Yar'adua)

Buhari entered and his followers told us it didn't matter.

Maybe if we had listened to him quarterly, we would understand the cluelessness hovering over us.

Now, na make Presidential hopeful no dey accessible to him own people.

God go give me visa, make I leave both Nigerian leaders and the people itself[/color]

GloriousGbola:
This guy has juice

Oasis007:


Atiku didn't go to AriseTV, rather AriseTV Crew go to him for the Interview and tagged it "Exclusive".

If you don't get it, forget it. Presidential material shouldn't be too cheap for media merry-go-round always.

[color=royalblue]Quite agree with you.

A Presidential material in this country must not be cheap for the media to be dragging upandan

He should either be ruling from the middle east, or pursing a medical degree abroad.[/color]

Oasis007:



Fake Actors

[color=royalblue]These ones go deliver like 2 million votes for BAT[/color]

Joezinho:
Segalink said it all ..

https://www.nairaland.com/7241014/segun-awosanya-obis-supporters-violating#114970427

How can you force me to vote for a man I have no faith in? These mobsters won't learn. You people want to hold us ransom abi. We can't vote for Obi under duress.

[color=royalblue]Mukina2

Can you help unban me in the sports section?

Antispambot banned me for no reason. Please[/color]

Genset:
Last question, do you think it's still lucrative?

[color=royalblue]I can't say, but it should be.

With the rise of businesses and the rush to stay online, domain flipping should still be lucrative[/color]

Roland17:
If any of the current aspirants and their supporters will use the next 4/8 years to blame the disaster called Buhari for their own failure then they should spare Nigerians the stress by dropping out of the race. By now, all of them should know what they are walking into.

[color=royalblue]Thank you.[/color]

Genset:
I'm a girl o. Odd name, I know. Can I ask why please? I'm asking because I want to delve into it. Thank you

[color=royalblue]Oops, my bad.

I think it was like 4 or 5 years ago I tried it. I spent like 3k to buy the domains and made about 60k selling one.

I stopped because I didn't have the patience.

Anything, you venture in life, be willing to be learn and be patient. If you want to delve into it, research, research and keep researching. Above all, be patient[/color]

Genset:
Hi izzou, please do you still sell domains. Your reply would be appreciated.

[color=royalblue]No sir.
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https://www.nairaland.com/7239051/sesame-streets-rosita-ignores-black

[color=royalblue]So you can actually sue and demand for mental health treatment?

Oh Lord

I for don sue NPF and NURTW tire[/color]

[color=royalblue]Donjazet, e don tey wey we see you

How far?[/color]

larride:
Nope. Moshood Salvador is their candidate.

[color=royalblue]I wish him well in this fruitless journey[/color]

larride:
Opposition in Lagos are jokers.

PDP - Jandor, an APC decampee
LP - Salvador, another APC decampee

Bunch of jokers.

[color=royalblue]I thought LP was Rhodes Vivour, which should be a PDP decampee [/color]

BlueAngel444:
Chelsea have informed Sevilla they intend to pay €65m for Koundé. The formal offer hasn't arrived Sevilla offices yet, while the payment structure is discussed. Koundé has accepted Chelsea's 5-year contract, as agreed a year ago. The operation is in its final stretch. {Marca}


Na Sevilla come dey hold back the move,

[color=royalblue]All these nonsense fabricated stories from blogs and handles sef...

Chelsea have informed Sevilla. Blogs know, but Sevilla itself have not received it formally.

Mtcheew[/color]

EmmanuelScott1:
Aaaa, I get PVC nah, I voted in the last election (2019).

[color=royalblue]Thank you, my oga..

Anybody you know that is dissatisfied with this party, please let them get their PVC. No need to dey protest online. Let your thumb do the talking.

Shebi Christian votes no matter? We go know by February[/color]

EmmanuelScott1:
APC = lying, denial and blame game

We won't fall for this time

https://www.nairaland.com/7239139/clergymen-bishops-shettimas-unveiling-not

[color=royalblue]The only way not to fall for this is to get your PVC.
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Oasis007:
They spoke to the Press cos they know it would get on Twitter and Blogs like Nairaland, where Policemen are naturally hated and seen as evil men.

[color=royalblue]It was after they came out naa.

Their intent before they got to the station is just wickedness.

I won't forget the night I almost fought one Uber guy on Cele bridge.
Its a two lane and another car trying to enter his front bashed him.

This stupid boy parked there and was arguing and arguing.

I begged him to please park well, so others can pass. The boy refused.

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