₦airaland Forum

onyemaair:
Are you saying you are just 20 years of age? Abeg clarify.

[color=royalblue]Definitely not[/color]

Oasis007:
Cos it's easier to get people turn against police on social media. Just cook your story well.

[color=royalblue]They didn't even know it will end up on SM

They didn't know him. Because he didn't let them pass, they blocked the road and were even planning on leaving their cars there.

Just give Nigerians small opportunity, na oppression straight[/color]

Oasis007:
He's a good Cop.

[color=royalblue]I was not even blaming the policeman

It's the audacity of switching off your engine and trying to walk away, because person no allow you pass.

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https://www.nairaland.com/7238573/police-pro-muyiwa-adejobi-locks

[color=royalblue]This thread weak me.
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Skimpledawg:
I just wan dey banter and catch cruise here. But, you see this last line, if I enter am, e no go jell


Let's live and let all live.

[color=royalblue]Na so oh
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Skimpledawg:
awwnnn

[color=royalblue]E touch you baa?[/color]

Unlimited22:
The only person who knows for certain at this moment where Jules Kounde is going is Jules Kounde.

[color=royalblue]Just imagining if it was a Christian Christian Ticket, and Fake Islamic religious leaders were hired to do this.

Anybody saying religious differences doesn't matter in this country is just deceiving himself[/color]

[quote author=donstan18 post=114926220]Man was staggering like someone who mixed mkpuru mmirii with odogwu bitters.

If Atiku's car was 10secs more away, maybe,they would have carried him inside it.

Seat belt, baba no get strength to even fix.

Never again to PDP 😭 pic.twitter.com/lDGvy1sFsq

— David Offor (@DavidsOffor) July 18, 2022

Oasis007:


So you and I agree they are all the same ba?

[color=royalblue]Of course

And that's why I believe we should change parties when they fail, instead of believing useless lies from their mouths.

APC has failed. Let another thief take their place.

That's my position [/color]

Oasis007:


I am glad you said it, but where was this energy when Obidients are disturbing us with Obi has just a wristwatch? Obi has just one house in Onitsha? Obi's children don't get cars et al?!

[color=royalblue]I personally dragged Obi on that. Infact, it was Ibim.e that told me it could be possible.

No dey believe all these nonsense lies, my brother.

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donstan18:
A video of Atiku leaked last week, rumor had it that he’s terribly sick too as he couldn’t even tighten his seat belt in the video.

Okwute has fully casted for always dishing out fake statistics, you’ll notice he hardly get interviewed on anything economy related.

One by one, they’ll keep proving to be same.

No difference!! All criminals and liars.

[color=royalblue]May your days be long[/color]

Oasis007:


David dropped Expose on BAT.... na true.

Shettima recounted what he did for a young boy.... na Tale by Moonlight.

I love this game.

[color=royalblue]Thank you for saying it as it is

Sadly, people are interested in what you want to do for the country, not what you did for Mr Paul Ojukwu.

Very soon, we would see one Jesutofunmi Olorunda from a Christian home that he trained from inside his mother's womb till Masters degree[/color]

Oasis007:


He's a Bokoharam Sponsor..... tah! We won't!

[color=royalblue]Coincidentally, the helpee's name is Paul Ojukwu

This Tales by moonlight go sell for Upper Iweka [/color]

Oasis007:


Una go dey on NL day argue instead of studying Bible.... LMFAO

[color=royalblue]He said something about scrutinising the sisters

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Oasis007:
"Fifteen years ago, I went to buy electronics at Emab Plaza Abuja. I saw a man [Paul Ojukwu] walking on the corridor and when he walked to me and greeted me. I asked what he was doing, he said he's a salesman. I was moved. I asked for his WAEC result, when he gave me, it was better than mine.

"Today, he's my adopted son, I didn't ask for his origin or tribe. I sponsored his education to University level, he's now a Software Engineer, he is married to a Jukum woman, daughter of the current Attorney-General of Taraba State. He will be going to the UK for his PhD."

- Kashim Shettima

[color=royalblue]Wow. What a touching story

Let's vote him immediately. [/color]

[quote author=Oasis007 post=114925468]

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😂 see the Christian’s complaining about the religion of the candidates. pic.twitter.com/pvO4tHZ849

— Prometheus (@christ4moi) July 20, 2022

[color=royalblue]He was under duress[/color]

Android17:
Why is that your definition of Muslim Muslim? Why not presidential candidate and spouse?

Okay so you cannot answer why the church voted a Muslim when they had a Christian alternative?

That's what I thought.

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I asked you a simple question, and unlike you, you have been explaining and explaining.

Just rest bros. I Don hear you[/color]

raumdeuter:
All those white garment pastors nko? The below is also one of the prophets

Anyone fit wear anything claim anything these days. E get one Pastor wey dem dey call Sign Fireman where is he these days

[color=royalblue]I know am na. Mr Yellow

He still organises low key crusades[/color]

Android17:
Yes. In 2019 Buhari a Muslim, Atiku a Muslim, Kingsley Moghalu, Chris Okotie etc were on the ballot. The "church" told people to vote Atiku. One mighty man of God even said "a Thief is better than a Killer" even though the same Bible equated Steal=Kill=Destroy. Which means the Thief=Killer. Yet they did not vote for their own brother Chris Okotie of Fresh Democratic Party.

[color=royalblue]You are dancing round and round, sir.

My question was very clear.

Has the Church been presented with a Muslim Muslim ticket since 1999?

ie: A Muslim President and a Muslim Vice President [/color]

raumdeuter:
Jokes aside there is no kind of individual that you wont find leading churches nowadays. If they show you some pastors dem go look like Portable

Shebi Indaboski sef na Pastor

[color=royalblue]That is why I said that if they wore Normal clothes with a Bible, nobody go talk sef.

Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi do not put those clothes because they are non Orthodox churches

But for you to wear that, it means we can trace your congregation.

Na the first mistake wey the Organizer make be that[/color]

raumdeuter:
When heat dey catch am. You think say skimpledawg dey wear cassock when he wan nack?

[color=royalblue]E suppose don dey used to am as a Bishop naa[/color]

Android17:
I don't want it to be but I am just being objective. We can run a quick check? Does the church not have the numbers in Nigeria to decide elections? Why have we never done it?

[color=royalblue]Has the church ever been presented with a Muslim Muslim ticket since 1999?

PS: I was born in 2006. I have no idea what happened in the past[/color]

Android17:
The same way you say Buhari should not blame his predecessors and just do what he was voted to do, is the same way you should just drag Buhari for not doing what he said instead of dragging him by claiming his predecessors did better.

[color=royalblue]Show me where I typed that in my post[/color]

Android17:
I don't think you understand me. The church is filled with people with the voice of Jacob but the hand of Esau. That is my point.

[color=royalblue]The church is not filled with that, sir[/color]

Android17:
I don't care that you drag Buhari. I only care that you drag him under the pretext that things were any better.

[color=royalblue]You dey make me laugh sometimes. [/color]

BlueRayDick:
Bishops of chameleon ministries inc

Na Raumdeuter be their Resident pastor for Texas missionary field

[color=royalblue]Bishop wey dey comot cassock for Under tree.

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Roland17:

[color=royalblue]If they had just worn normal suits, it's very easy to attach them to an unknown church.

But they dressed like Orthodox priests.

So anybody saying they have a congregation,
should tell us the name. It wouldn't be hard to verify [/color]

Android17:
Buhari failed. I say it with my full chest. I am only just letting you know, sadly, it has been the case prior to now and will be the case even with the next person - whoever that is.

[color=royalblue]Good.

So when I drag Buhari, don't play the sermon of how it has happened in the past.

That's not the reason people chose you: To remind them of the problem[/color]

Android17:
It is clearly that most of those "ministers" are fanooks but it does not mean they were hired hands. Each of them could actually have had ministries even though what goes on behind the scenes is nothing to write home about. What most people won't accept is that is what the "church" in Nigeria is like and they are the same ones who will vote. I have warned you people doing your analysis to also factor that the church itself is divided.

[color=royalblue]Tell us the church, sir.

Even Tunde Bakare that is a Pastor and a member of APC was not even there.

So, kindly avail us with the church's name.

Bear in mind that it had to be an Orthodox church because of their mode of dressing[/color]