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pocohantas:
and his uncles have done it again.

Izzôu, what did this poor woman do to deserve this?

[color=royalblue]Shey o ya werey ni?

I go use you for money rituals if you don't take your time.

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baby124:
My thought exactly. Super story OP. Better go and meet the landlord and sort out an agreement to pay him back monthly till his money is complete.

A tenant gave you cash, why did the tenant not deposit that money in the Landlords account? Or the tenant never met landlord? How will the tenant pay rent going forward? Through you? Or you lied to tenant about what is due and collected cash so you can deduct your share? Go to the landlord for an arrangement. Wish you the best

[color=royalblue]That's one of the wicked strategies of our present day Agents.

They will never let you meet the landlord when you want to rent in the beginning (many of them do this). This is because they know it may affect the 200k and 150k they'll slam on you unnecessarily.

If the prospective client had met the landlord, he wouldn't have his cut (or rather, it would be slashed).

So the best way to chop well was to carry both his own and landlord own together.

I feel for him sha. That's a lot of money in this present day[/color]

[color=royalblue] Make Una no vex

Na this Hazard we wan bring back to Chelsea?[/color]

Jodera:


Either him dey related to Ronaldo babe or Rona dey tip am somehow we wey no know.

The guy unerring love for Ronaldo and strong beef for messi no be here

[color=royalblue]The probability of Ronaldo defending and supporting Messi in arguements is higher than that of LostMyZeal

Even me wey like Ororo sef dey rest sometimes

LostMyZeal never sleeps nor slumbers once he hears Messi's name

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Jodera:

Na Lost.myzeal be the commander in chief

[color=royalblue]That guy dey related to Ronaldo babe.

He hasn't lost any zeal for Ronaldo, at all

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PDPGuy:
Both teams played rubbish for the most part.

A Ghanaian player would be marked by TWO Nigerian players, yet he would still attempt a shot on goal Very minimal football intelligence

The one the pisses me off the most is when Simon or Chukwueze are on the ball, instead of releasing a pass to the overlapping fullback (who most of time was unmarked), they preferred to dwell on the ball for far too long, allowing the Ghanaian defenders to smother the threat easily.

[color=royalblue]If this is what we intend to serve in the WC, we better just rest.

We can't get 3 points with this nonsense [/color]

[color=royalblue]There is a very big difference between European football and African football.

Despite the fact say most of them dey Europe, e no change anything.

What a very uneventful, predictable 90 minutes [/color]

[color=royalblue]If na like this we wan go play for World cup, make we just rest as Italy dey rest

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Roland17:
I will not allow Dayo deny me the “Oriri Nso” that I have worked hard for today

[color=royalblue]Hope you are fasting sir?

I dey see oil for your fingers. E be like say you just chop beef[/color]

raumdeuter:
2022 is just 3 months o. So what has Jorginho done in 2022?

[color=royalblue]He has led Italy home to watch the 2022 world cup from their TVs and the stands.

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ChristoBam:
Na Pendu fans sha. Tried to avoid it until they started crying about how we're betraying the club by supporting the GOAT.

[color=royalblue]I just left here for few minutes, and 10 extra comments don add..

Abeg make all of una relax abeg.

I don laugh tire [/color]

Roland17:
Is this a joke or what? Today na Friday and I wan try go Stations of the Cross after work, I take God beg you, allow me!

You found a way to limit the greatness of a player that redefined the DM position to his appearance during an era at Arsenal? Based on your narrative, every French player that played from 1998-2004 na scam be that!

raumdeuter:
The same we saw of Donarumma and Verrati and they are missing the world cup

Shebi Kante played the entire season when Chelsea finished outside top 4 under Cuntay

[color=royalblue]We are talking about 2022, egbon mi...

I don't know how Cuntay appeared in this [/color]

raumdeuter:
UEFA watched football in 2021 and gave an average midfielder the best player award, the same UEFA have never given the excellent Kante this type of award before not when he won CL not when he won the world cup

He is slow yet he is the best, Didnt UEFA see Usain Bolt or Adama Traore with their pace?

[color=royalblue]Well, we saw the very excellent midfielder last night.

He was so good, that the tournament decided they don't deserve him and sent him home till 2026.

It was North Macedonia oh. [/color]

raumdeuter:
The award UEFA gave Jorginho trumps all MOTM awards Kante ever got

So based on matches played in 2021, The total of Jorginho performances is ahead of Kantes according to UEFA

[color=royalblue]I have not taken anything from Jorginho in 2021.

I am just stating how average he is, and we saw that yesterday, again

If he's this slow at 30, maybe he would need a go-cart to be running around in the FIFA world cup in 2026, assuming he does not escort another Macedonian to victory [/color]

[color=royalblue]Who even start this arguement here today?

Like play, like play, e don pass 3 pages.

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raumdeuter:
So should we believe UEFA or not.

Or we should believe UEFA when they give Kante award, but disbelieve UEFA when they give Jorginho award?

[color=royalblue]At what point did I say we should disbelieve UEFA when they gave him the award?[/color]

lordfalcao:
chelsea and Italy were fortunate to have Jorginho in 2021

[color=royalblue]What about 2022?

Is Italy fortunate to have him?[/color]

donjazet:
Well, the same UEFA awarded him the European best player, so I guess we both agree with them.

[color=royalblue]Of course, he was in the winning team for both competitions. So yes, they were very right to find him worthy

Yesterday, he played Macedonia. Hope you saw how the European best player ushered his team out of the biggest Tournament on planet earth?

You definitely won't complain about his performance. When he score pk next weekend, you will give us two pages of praises...

Abi, no be so? [/color]

donjazet:
Again,I'm not saying kante played badly, I'm telling you jorginho did more.
Classic colorful encomiums like these highlight the best and blur other aspects, for example, a line of praise singled out there said, kante won all his aerial duels, when you look further into it, you see that kante made ONLY TWO aerial duels. So why pick out that line to praise him, some players made 9 aerial duels and won 6, him winning 2 duels is it really worth praising, that's how stats are used for propaganda.
I told you that on the overall, tournament wise, jorginho outperformed not just kante but all other midfielders in the competition in key metrics. You can argue the rest with facts.

[color=royalblue] Odiegwu

From the R16 till the finals, Jorginho won MOTM once....Only once

Kante snapped it 3 times. So I'm guessing UEFA hates the man so bad, despite him outperforming all other midfielders in the competition.

I would be looking out for your ratings henceforth. You seem to be more reliable than UEFA that has the tournament.

My own is that you guys should just reduce the volume of the hype. That guy is not worth the noise. He's our average midfielder, and we love him like that [/color]

donjazet:
Another fallacy that we love to parrot. I don't believe in the act of pulling down a person in order to praise another person but let's unpack this statement.

Because all of us are enamored with kante, his introversion, his humility, his simple mindedness, we tend to sometimes over exaggerate his input.

For example, look at this match below, our semifinal match against Madrid which we won, kante was awarded the man of the match but looking at every statistics index, jorginho overperformed kante and was shown to be the best player on the pitch. But that kante bias robbed jorginho of his deserved recognition.

Just like the fabled kante twins. You know, our languid praise of him being able to cover the earth, but looking at the tournament stat, we are seeing that jorginho actually had the most distance covered in the competition. Showing his impressive stamina. Not only that, jorginho had the most interceptions in the tournament, not only that, he also had the most tackles.

Jorginho created more chances than kante, scored more goals than kante. As a matter of fact, in almost every conceivably metric, both attacking and defensive, jorginho had the upper hand on kante but no, armchair pundits want us to think, jorginho was just a passenger while kante was the driver.
Ahh, those kante-tinted glasses. Mind you, I'm not hating on kante, Im just breaking down this myth that kante is the one covering jorginho when in reality, the reverse is obviously the case.

[color=royalblue]Show us how Jorginho was better than Kante in that match.

These are facts, unless you want to tell us you and Whoscored know better than UEFA that organized and gave the MOTM[/color]

donjazet:
Soo many false premises to unpack here.
First of all, go back and look at all the jorginho arguments that have taken place here, you will see that those encounters were initiated by someone wrongfully criticizing jorginho leading us to defend the irrational criticism. In other words, people who defend jorginho don't set him up for drags but defend the wrongful drags.

Secondly, I've always said that when it comes to football, it's always difficult to judge and single out the efficacy of a single player because football is afterall a team sports that comprises 11 players on a pitch. Apart from exceptional goalscorers who are obvious talismen for their teams, whose goals can be used to measure points won for the team, it's difficult to judge the difference other players make to the team.

For instance, when it comes to a DM, you ask yourself, what is, really the role of a DM in your team. Anybody with a good sense of football will tell you, "it depends on the footballing philosophy being applied by that particular team". You have someone here telling you that players like Xabi alonso, Andre pirlo, cesc fabregas, iniesta, Jorginho alfrello, Rodrigo are all escorts who cost their team more than they give or are passengers, how do you take such a fella seriously? You look at that last line and see all those illustrious names in football, players who have played and excelled in the very best teams and all won the highest honors in football and someone comes and tells you, these players are all useless. How do you not respond to such fallacy??

As for jorginho, I ask you again,how do you know a player is good, is it not by personal stat and records set by that individual? Is this not the universally accepted metric in all sports in the world.
You have a player who holds multiple records in top competitions, how then do you call such a player useless??

[color=royalblue]Where did I call him useless?

He is not out of the ordinary. He is just a normal DM, like the others .... Nothing exceptional.

It is you guys that always find one edge to blow his trumpet. He was very lucky to be in Chelsea and Italy in 2021. If Kante was an Italian, we would be singing his praises now

At least you saw his performance last night. A moment that mattered most. And you can see that he cannot be relied on. He is not that guy.

My advice is that you guys reduce the volume of your trumpet blowing going forward.

We are happy he has those stats, but then, we know he's not exceptional [/color]

Actman05:
Career win percentage as a manager:

◉ 64.1% - Erik ten Hag (429 games)
◎ 57.4% - Thomas Tuchel (530 matches)
◎ 48.2% - Mauricio Pochettino (589 matches)

Who should Man United appoint? �

[color=royalblue] Which teams did he play mostly in his 429 games?

Stats can be deceiving, my brother.

If you put Poch in that league, don't you think he would do same, if not better?

I can't wait for Haag to come. Stones still plenty for ground. Na here I go watch as Una go stone am comot[/color]

[color=royalblue]I love the division Satan and the powers of darkness are causing here

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Skimpledawg:
The fact that you have to repeat this again and they still won't see the sense in it beats me.

Instead of Baba to tackle or drag the opponent down, he raised his hands up like a Pentecostal Choir master directing an Orchestra.

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Tomorrow, he will score penalty, and they would bring DJ Exclusive here to come and perform.

Very lucky player. That's who Jorginho is. Grace just dey follow am[/color]

Emaprince:
Just because they were lucky to win England on PK.

Kante did all the work in our UCL midfield. Winning MOM in tough matches including the final, yet na that sloth praises we dey hear.

Some one that easily break under pressure..is that one a DM. Not that he is exceptional in brilliant passes. Just side way passes to whoever that is nearest to him.

[color=royalblue]This was the most painful.

Kante was scooping MOTM till the finals, yet it was his praises we were hearing.

They have all gone quiet after seeing the nonsense he caused yesterday.

Which top tier DM won't get to that ball when it dropped?

The snail still dey raise hand like conductor wey wan carry passenger for bus stop[/color]

YoungZee1:
Can u list DM's in elite clubs doing execptional tinx dat "j5" has not done.

[color=royalblue]The same thing I just mentioned. When names are mentioned, you will start to rub medals and trophies on my face, which would make him elite....

At least you saw him last night, when it mattered. Emphasis on "when it mattered"

Him and Donnafraudma can go and rest. They were definitely carry-along players all these while [/color]

[color=royalblue]I still insist that Jorginho fanboys are the ones putting him up for drags.

Yes, 2021 was his year, and that's it. We are happy for him, and there's nothing exceptional he does or brings.

But no, you guys will sing his praises at any slightest opportunity, as if we no dey watch other DMs

If it was Horjtout that beautifully escorted a bloody Macedonian to victory, Una go don line up like students wey wan do match past for Inter house sports.

Jorginho is just Jorginho: Nothing exceptional. Was fortunate to be in Italy and Chelsea in 2021.

I hope his contract isn't renewed, so he can go and meet Pep Guardolia

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afrodoc2:
Wait. So there were Man Utd fans that were celebrating and trolling Ronaldo when Atletico knocked us out?

[color=royalblue]Wolves in sheep clothings

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[color=royalblue] Clearance scam[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Aswear

[color=royalblue]But then, we need to take into consideration, the fact that Mikel never do Freedom that time

Him still dey serve him Oga.[/color]

oloko1859:
I hear that vespa often, but I've never been there. Is that close to festac too?

[color=royalblue]Nope

Close to Agbara

Immediately you pass FGC Ijanikin, you'll pass a bridge, and Vesper is like two bus stops from there

That's a major market for second hand shoes, bags and others [/color]