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Food › Re: Lady Cries Out After Buying Sliced Bread Of N5500 At A Supermarket by izzou(m): 8:27am On Jul 15, 2021
[color=royalblue]She either needs attention or she's plainly stupid

You'll have to pay before a receipt is printed. So, how come she got home and realised that she spent 5,500 on a loaf and decided to go back to enquire?

Which kind mumu person be this?

This one go worse pass Tonto Dikeh if dem give am small spotlight[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:21am On Jul 15, 2021
[color=royalblue] Rashford, Saka and Sterling were called monkeys because they missed their shots.

And to you, the only way to stop those abuses is to up their game. Very nonsense thinking.

If they decide to play nonsense for the rest of their lives, it is wrong to support them being abused racially.

You dey compare yourself to Raumdeuter....

Hahahaha grin grin grin grin

Joke of the morning[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:59am On Jul 15, 2021
[color=royalblue]To us all that are already up, and others too hunting for our daily bread, may grace find us

Our expectations no go short at all..

Good morning

Who can guess where this is? grin[/color]

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:57am On Jul 15, 2021
[quote author=radautoworks post=103718614][/quote]grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2021
mikeywise:
Eden Willian
[color=royalblue]Roland17,

Kindly take a look at the man that promised you Champions League football grin

Buns can't do this work. It has to be something else[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:50pm On Jul 14, 2021
komodapson:
Please o... This guy named John with mobile number :09079792713 is yet to pay me my 2k o. I took him from one flooded street called "baale street" on a rainy Sunday in lekki to Osapa London to attend a party (probably I'm not sure) on 27th June ...At drop off, He called couple of his friends, who are yet to arrive at scene/set destination to make a transfer on his behalf and they did not. He felt embarrassed, he begged to make transfer before the day runs out. It was already getting late for me as well and I couldn't wait to follow him drag. He promised heaven and earth to Make tranfer, I took his words because he looked more like a Game boy, well dressed, poised and all that. But till date he is yet to pay... He don blacklist my number sef....

Abeg make una helep me o....
[color=royalblue]This is the broke goat that scammed you.

He's aspiring to become an upcoming musician/noisemaker

Do with this details whatever you will
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 4:49pm On Jul 14, 2021
[color=royalblue]All I see are just different people with different points

Havertz10 said that for black players to avoid racial abuses, they need to step up their game.

That to me, is extremely stupid.

Raumdeuter just showed him the stats of Sterling. Only his response would show you how absurd his thinking is[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 10:03pm On Jul 13, 2021
[color=royalblue]Una really wan force Ibime to collect the L

grin grin grin grin[/color]
Crime › Re: Police Might Deploy A Lie Detector As Chidinma Ojukwu Denies Killing Super TV CE by izzou(m): 9:57pm On Jul 13, 2021
chii8:
Sir, I'm only wondering why they are pressing for a lie detector nah... I'm not insensitive Biko.....If she is found guilty,no point delaying the verdict,if she actually did the crime, she should do the crime.The case is too sensitive to be brought to social media nah....why are you blaming me nah undecided
[color=royalblue]1. They are not pressing for a lie detector. It was just a suggestion by a police officer. You can read it again

2. She confessed before the press that she killed him in self defense. Let's not even talk about how she disappeared for days and was withdrawing from a dead man's account

But you still need tangible evidence that she did it

I'm not blaming you for anything. I apologize for even quoting you in the first place.

No vex[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Jul 13, 2021
Madkole:
Well, I know ur type of person sha.,..u are d perfect type,well, I need reasonable people to advice ... please
[color=royalblue]What advice do you need, sir?[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2021
Havertz10:
Everybody knows that lie detectors are bogus

It can be hacked, no respectable organization uses it anymore

Nigerian police cheesy
https://www.nairaland.com/6649087/police-might-deploy-lie-detector
[color=royalblue]As much as the NPF is shit, you should be able to know when the media guys want to generate traffic

The CP of Police in Lagos, Odumosu said this[/color]

Odumosu said;


“That is the trait of an active criminal; she was here, we recorded her. The night she was arrested, we recorded her at the state CIID, even the lady that rented the place to her, we recorded her and we have all that. If she now has an afterthought, investigation will prove that.”
[color=royalblue] Now read his statement and and read this one[/color]

A senior police officer who reacted to Chidinma Ojukwu's "new story", told PUNCH Metro that a lie detector could be deployed to test if her latest claim was true or not.

The officer said;

"It appears that her lawyers or relatives are teaching her; but this is different from our investigation. This is a fake angle and she cannot dismiss convincing evidence that is already available and recorded, which she herself demonstrated.

“So, this means she is a two-faced person; she tells lies and when the investigation gets to a top level, they will use a lie detector to know whether she is telling the truth or not.”

The state Commissioner of Police, Hakeem Odumosu also said that the UNILAG student is exhibiting traits of an active criminal with her new confession.

The police chief also recalled how she was recorded the night she was arrested and the state CIID.
[color=royalblue]This Senior Police Officer has no name and rank, but that was the part that was used to draw attention.

In summary, nobody is using a lie detector[/color]
Crime › Re: Police Might Deploy A Lie Detector As Chidinma Ojukwu Denies Killing Super TV CE by izzou(m): 7:55pm On Jul 13, 2021
chii8:
So no tangible prove that the girl actually did it sef?



Or how can you tell me that this small over powered that able bodied blood?
[color=royalblue]He checked in with her in a serviced apartment

He was found in a pool of his on blood while she disappeared

Money was withdrawn from his account

She was found days later

But chii8 needs tangible proof to show that she killed him.

A very insensitive thing to say, ma[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 9:39am On Jul 13, 2021
KingAlabi:
The best solution to racism is to ignore it, it will never die.
Fighting it is a lost cause.
[color=royalblue]I tell you brotherly[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 10:10pm On Jul 12, 2021
raumdeuter:
What advantage does playing for Seychelles have for you? Some of them will rather not play for any NT than play for Seychelles or Guinea Bissau
[color=royalblue]I understand

The context though was Nigerian players in the English team

Are you telling me that won't be guaranteed enough playtime if he chose the Eagles?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
BlueRayDick:
grin grin grin

That buns theory is crazy mehn! And Na Nihilistjnr bring that thing come nairaland .
grin grin grin

[color=royalblue] Someone posted a pic of him eating some kind of junk

Lol

I wonder what happened to that guy.[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 9:47pm On Jul 12, 2021
raumdeuter:
That works if your talent is not sure. So you might be thinking of starting shirt

If your talent is one that no team can ignore, I will pick the one that gives me the most out of my career

Definitely, Pogba Kante and Zidane would have been guaranteed starting shirt at their African country but their talent is sure

Jerome Boateng stuck with Germany because his talent was sure for him while Matip ran away from the same Germany

Also sure shirt for Guinea Bissau or Malawi, who that one help?
[color=royalblue] Everybody's talent cannot be sure.

For every Mbappe, there are hundreds of African player in Ligue 1 that may never be called by France.

It's up to them to stick to where they would be adored.

A Lion in the jungle is better than a dog in the city[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:44pm On Jul 12, 2021
BlueRayDick:
Honestly Hazard cut a picture of unseriousness that day. A player that has been criticized by fans of the club he represents for deliberately being overweight , up for flop of the season award unopposed and feels it’s in his best his interest to frolick with players of his immediate past club that just dumped them out of a major tournament .... angry

Anybody comparing Neymar’s reaction in the copa final with hazard’s in the UCL probably was sleeping while the copa final was played ( understandably so ) and only woke to see pictures which he wants to use drive agenda ( normal hazard vs neymar debate ).

Nothing more , nothing less
[color=royalblue] Hazard's own was somehow grin

He was laughing like someone that ate buns during the match

Very annoying grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 9:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
[color=royalblue]For me, I'll pick a country that would guarantee me enough playtime.

Everybody may not want to identify with their roots though, but at least, make I dey see shirt.

Saka is even better. What of Abraham?

I really pity that guy. Unless the heavens intervene, that guy won't play up 500 minutes in an English shirt.

A country that guarantees me enough playtime is who I'll stick to.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:23pm On Jul 12, 2021
MorataFC:
Hmmm

After the game,Neymar was seen joking and celebrating with Messi and wasn't criticised but when Hazard interacted well with his former Chelsea players it became an issue
[color=royalblue]This was after the event had come to a close. You can see Messi had his medal on. Probably the fans had started leaving or were gone

This is a picture of Messi consoling Neymar. He was possibly crying. The emotions of painful defeat was there

But for Hazard, as soon as they blow whistle, e jump out begin follow Zouma laugh. cheesy[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:18pm On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
undecided
[color=royalblue]Chai!

No vex, you hear...

No vex

grin[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 7:58pm On Jul 12, 2021
[color=royalblue]See as the thread dey peaceful

May Otem be praised for giving the universe such peace

grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:05am On Jul 12, 2021
[color=royalblue]But that Belotti penalty na rubbish sha.

Na that kind miss dey dry up morale[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
No semi finals for lazy players!!!

No quarter finals for sluggish frauds!!!


No food for a lazy man!!!
[color=royalblue]No trophy for loud mouthed lions

grin grin [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:16am On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
11th is my birthday, will England celebrate me with the trophy? grin grin
[color=royalblue]I don't even know what to type.

This one weak me cry[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:15am On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
The pain will be out of this world, England should just win this tournament. grin
[color=royalblue]I wonder where the pain is currently

Out of the universe? grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:13am On Jul 12, 2021
nihilistjnr:
No words need to be said.

The message has been passed


75 minutes to mayhem
[color=royalblue] It's over 6 hours now.

Still waiting for the mayhem, egbon mi

grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:10am On Jul 12, 2021
kanuisagoat:
This hustle no easy I swear, your patience will be tested.

Picked this woman, immediately she entered, she said and I quote "here it says you're coming with a corolla but you came with another vehicle".

I replied, this is a corolla. And her response "Okay, I didn't check"

I now asked her, "how did you now know I came with another vehicle when you didn't even check."

Madam went on a rant of how I have no manners talking to her like that and how she doesn't even blame me. It's bolt she blames for not conducting interview for their drivers.

I just left her to her rants and didn't say a word till we got to her destination despite every temptation to give her a piece of my mind and order her out of the vehicle.
[color=royalblue]I noticed that when we started as new drivers, we would always want to respond to any nonsense, but as we grew in it, we discover that not all attacks are worth even a reply.

No stereotyping, but women mostly, give the most headaches when it comes to offering services and hospitality.

That was why I found it funny that a driver was trying to cheer a rider up and got a slap in return.

It can only be a female[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 6:41am On Jul 12, 2021
afrodoc2:
Na all this yanmayanma behavior dey make people beef England. Imagine half of the fans on English clubs' threads were hoping for an England defeat.
I have a friend who has been a United fan for 25 years and lived in England for 12 years, and he was rooting against England.
[color=royalblue]Only loss oh, see as then dey misbehave...Dey insult Saka and Sancho. Dey fight Italian fans

Imagine if they had won...

Country side, I no want make that country win anything.[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 1:34am On Jul 12, 2021
[color=royalblue]World peace is priceless grin

So much silence everywhere. God bless Italy grin

If not Rice for become 200m, Pickford 150m, Kane 30bn...All these would happen during the week

Donstan18, ndo oh. grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2021
[color=royalblue]Don't you just love this country?

Italy, my ancestral home

Donstan, happy birthday but.....you know as e go be na grin[/color]

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:17pm On Jul 11, 2021
geezyk:
Something happened this afternoon on my way from church, wanted to fuel my car at mobil along airport road, got down from the car with the engine running, my lil bro was in the car with wifey.

Gave my card to the attendant 5k fuel, he inserted his nozzle, immediately my brother called my attention to the fact that the engine was still running, I comot eyes as I no want make dem scam me, immediately the attendant asked me to switch off the engine, my spirit say this guy wan scam me, as I didn't even like his face.

Checked the meter before proceeding to switch my engine off, meter was at 90, as I switched off and faced the meter, suddenly it became 975, I tell my guy say wetin happen, werey say na gas tank wey dem.on cause him own meter to stop, I didn't say anything, werey balance me 4025, I checked my gauge it was not complete, na so I tear for am say he must complete my fuel oo, na so one of him partners came, probably the supervisor, baba tell am straight up that he'll pay for the fuel and he helped me fill 1k again.

Moral of my story is shine ya eyes, these attendants are not your friends.
[color=royalblue] Always tell them not to start pumping till you're ready.

If anything wants to distract me, I tell the attendant to wait till I'm focused on him/her[/color]
Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by izzou(m): 2:09pm On Jul 11, 2021
Fayscent:
I support this person's school of thought, we all have our inadequacies. Now the question is, can you cope, if you can't just end it now to avoid unpalatable incidents in future.
[color=royalblue]You need to go through my mentions and be amazed.

I think Nairalanders can't comprehend. A lot of them have problems with reading and comprehension.

Nowhere did I ask him to marry her or continue. I simply stated a fact: There's no perfect partner out there. Most people have one cross they are bearing.

And if he cannot cope, he should end it immediately.

I've been surprised with the kind of nonsense people have quoted me with.

Have a blessed week sir. At least I know there are people that actually read to understand[/color]

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