₦airaland Forum

husbandsnatcha:
d wonderful n scuntillating point i make is dat every aspect of power ,Men ! Yes MEN ar behind we ladies ,do u knw i speak in tongues 2!


1. In life span aspect' u die lyk chicken .

2. In Bed u pass out withen minutes

3. Spiritually u cower wt empty soul hahahaha

helinues:
If ordinary unknown woman was arrested with 5,000 PVC, I can bet you the woman is only an agent. How many do you think the big boss would have in his possession?

helinues:
Lots of reason

helinues:
3 weeks is not bad unless if we are expecting shambles election.

pocohantas:
Ehn, he doesn't want to forget the brothers still hustling in Naija.

Anyway, I like UBER. Never had a bad experience, except one driver that was driving at top speed and singing TuPac lines like we were on some East Coast- West Coast battle.

pocohantas:
Why?
We can meet helpers anywhere na.

Of course

Which one be say him wan go Canada bring more cars for us to drive?

377:
Hmmmm today is wonderful, I got request from olawepo hasheem street ojo elegba to mushin. 7500, immediately I got another request from their to badagry 45000. Then i got anothet one from badagry to ketu,27800 then from ketu again to alaba international market, 12300. I rested at one joint with a plate of isinkwobi and big stout. At about 3pm took up again to volks then from volks got another request to sowore street in abulegba 14600, after that I got another request 16 minuits to pick d rider. We started d trip to Mary land. We where just gusting and laughing out loud. To d extent one lastma officer said we are causing people distraction. So when I dropped him off. He gave me cheque of 16000 and collected my CV cos I always have my CV with me. He said he likes my humbleness that he will help me. According to him he works in an embassy. Canadian embassy. He said they need admin officer that I should be praying hard. So folks please pray for me oh. If the job works I will discuss with the Canadian people to bring cars in Nigeria for Uber. So u guys will have enough cars to drive.

GAZZUZZ:
scarcity of riders have turned you to business analysts.

Reduce prices further= no drivers will work.

Expand to smaller states = few riders (unprofitable)

More riders in present states = Ehailing will turn to kabu kabu last last.

aaronson:
smart analysis bro. Critical thinker.

pocohantas:
I didn't wait to find out. Faulty cars scare me. Only men should drive/be in faulty cars



Not in this life...

Mjosh1000:
Its not everyone that can afford uber/ taxify, so the make more customers they need to slash down price by doing that drivers partner get to suffer, the best way out of this is to expand the business so Lagos won't be chocked with to many partner driver

pooozeee:
I must see at least one Toyota corolla each day I set out since last year September, except when I don't go out and I no they are using it for this uber business
Everyday more and more cars are being added to e-hailing business, the platform is saturated with lots of cars and drivers, even SA don't have the numbers of cars we av here in Nigeria, Nigeria has only Lagos and Abuja for uber business but in SA there are more cities with uber service making it more profitable for drivers.

pocohantas:
Lol, reminds me of one guy way back. Naso e get everything for inside car; bulb, screwdriver, spanner...etc. All of them looking so greasy, you go know say im dey use am steady. That is how I take know say that car get terminal illness.

He must have a sachet of Klin detergent and a 5 litre keg of water for washing his hands after a surgical operation on his car

Chai

AllenSpencer:
How can you put the security of 36 states on one man? What are the governor's doing with security votes. States don't then need a governor if security of the country is solely dependent on the president.

BillGoldberg:
Drivers, its my view that we have to learn to protect our selves from these riders. Its not about pride but about self worth and esteem. These riders are becoming something else oo.

Drivers why do you guys beg for rating and make these riders think rating is a gold mine?

I was at Oworo this morning and a worthless, useless slay queen youth corper requested me.

Me: Hello Ma, You requested and am at your location.

10 minutes later, I called rider again to remind her am waiting.

Rider: Oga wait na. I ordered you and am paying you.

20 minutes later, rider appeared in her corper dress with heavy make up.

Rider to boyfriend: Why are these drivers always in a haste? Taxify has to start removing all these nasty drivers that are not ready to drive and serve.

Me: Why was your father in a haste to give birth to you and gave birth to a morron? You know your mother should have thrown you away and kept your placenta?

Rider: You are a fool

Me: Your Papa

Rider: I will report you

Me: Let me share hotspot and make it faster for you. Animal.

Before her, I cancelled the ride. No time. I matched my throttle and started disappearing.

I saw her turn red and looking for a stone to use on my car

The thing really pain her well well.

Funny enough, that trip will not be more than #700.


But you sef, try dey reduce the way you dey insult people. There are 1 million ways to have cancelled the trip without involving her father and mother

pocohantas:
Make im add am extra engine and gearbox

Wetin person no go read for nairaland
I just dey imagine how the trunk go be

But you wicked sha

Extra engine and gearbox

franksam2009:
bro how can you drive or even own a car and can't afford to buy jack/wheel spanner or even repair ur brake light? No good car documents and license,. I just dey laugh here lol,. Me get every car accessories you can think of , even OBD scanner and extinguisher, double extra tires and a carton of synthetic oil,. Care for your car and your safety plz