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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:23pm On Feb 01, 2019
Chae:
Could u believe I was caught at airport?
Tot my tyre deflated, one of my leg is inside motor while d other on floor outside before I could put d other leg inside and takeoff I was highjack by those dirty pig toying man. Ko funny
Have you been freed?

No be small wahala you enter bros
Crime › Re: Panties, Charms, Other Items Recovered As EFCC Arrests 19 Yahoo Boys. Photos by izzou(m): 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2019
angry

Unfortunately, the society isn't helping at all

Today, 90% of our songs are trash upon trash. You hear lines like, wire wire, control, Benz, money and these songs are being promoted massively..

The worst is yet to come. It's still in front
Politics › Re: Ebonyi Shuts Down As Atiku Campaign Train Hits Abakaliki by izzou(m): 3:16pm On Feb 01, 2019
grin

I only open threads like this to thrill myself with how educated folks think crowds at campaign rallies depicts love for a political party.

It shows a lot of nairalanders are just online spectators

Go to ward meetings and see how people are mobilised with money, transport, puff puff and Bigi cola

75% of the crowd in campaign rallies were paid to attend. Whether PDP or APC

Take it or leave it
Crime › Re: Woman Strangled To Death One Year After Returning To Nigeria by izzou(m): 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2019
angry

May her soul rest in peace

Somebody stay England for thirty-something years come decide to relocate to hell fire? sad

Na wa

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:00pm On Feb 01, 2019
Chae:
Is even uber, they r here already tnkx boss
Have a safe trip

Remember to park well for airport smiley smiley
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:32pm On Feb 01, 2019
Chae:
Abeg a guy requested for a driver to local airport from festac, av been waiting for lik 20 min, he ask me to start d trip and its cash av not see him, should I cancelled d request? Mean y av started d trip already
And if you cancel now, taxify go collect commission and you no collect any money lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by izzou(m): 2:30pm On Feb 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
Asking me what APC has achieved is like me asking you if you've been watching the TV or reading the news online. Why ignore what's obvious
You have started again grin
Car Talk › Re: Someone Converted A Private Jet Into A Luxurious $5m Street-legal Party Limo by izzou(m):
grin

Is it possible I pay for it by cooking bet9ja codes for them? sad

At least 30 sure tickets of #50 milliion should settle the asking price sad
Romance › Re: Whats The Craziest And Funniest Moniker U Ve Ever Noticed On Nairaland? by izzou(m): 12:57pm On Feb 01, 2019
grin

Smellymouth
Bossontop
Pocohantas
Politics › Re: [BURSTED] Peter Obi Did NOT Say That He Inherited $170 Million by izzou(m): 12:42pm On Feb 01, 2019
nonsobaba:
Just let it go biko. If you give Peter Obi microphone to speak in public, do not believe one thing that comes out of his mouth until he drops that microphone and you begin the task of fact-checking. Sometimes, you don't even have to wait till he drops the mic before the pugnant smell of odour of falsehood start oozing from all over him. A man who can lie with a bold face that he has only one wristwatch which he has been wearing for 17 years, which other lie will be harder to tell than that? cheesy
It remains true as long as you or anyone can't prove that he bought another one in 17 years.

It's still hard to believe though
Crime › Re: Stealing Of Panties: Nigeria Police Reacts To Rampant Reports by izzou(m): 12:37pm On Feb 01, 2019
angry

Nigeria is the problem of the black race. Na wa

Its difficult being a female in this country, especially now

From being raped, to using sex for rituals, to using underwears for money blah blah blah

Tufiakwa sad
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:24pm On Feb 01, 2019
https://www.nairaland.com/4995907/femaleled-robbery-gang-specializes-stealing

This is on front-page

How can this happen by 11:30am?

Politics › Re: Buhari Administration Will Create Unlimited Job Opportunities – Fashola by izzou(m): 12:05pm On Feb 01, 2019
grin

Unlimited job opportunities? grin grin

Fashola seem to be the only working entity in this government.

He talks less.

But he should just forget the unlimited job Abi unlimited data they are promising us abeg
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:56am On Feb 01, 2019
ifyeez:
The guy over sabi dey make me wan track am to give am beta hot slap, everytime e comment here.
grin grin

Lol

Sometimes, one has to drive a little distance on the BRT lane to enter the express, especially that Maryland bridge from Ojota

It's just wrong to crucify those drivers, knowing well that our law enforcement agencies can be rogues too.

Fahrenz was too harsh, in my opinion
Politics › Re: [BURSTED] Peter Obi Did NOT Say That He Inherited $170 Million by izzou(m): 11:53am On Feb 01, 2019
grin grin

If Nigerians had small sense, they will know that their president and vice should be Osibanjo and Obi

Unfortunately, tribal bigotry makes them blind
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:44am On Feb 01, 2019
Fahrenz:
Why would any sane person take BRT lane after all the warnings from the government? Fly wey no hear word go follow dead body enter grave. I have no pity for them. Serves them right. I wish the fine was more sef..
Nonsense. Later they will add police and Lastma to problems uber drivers are facing but they are causing themselves the problems. Awon eleribu.
So you have not driven on the BRT lane on Eko bridge?



Take it easy bros
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:12am On Feb 01, 2019
pope191:
I pick rider wey senior me today, I have to escape las las. He's a chief, oba and alafin of Oyo ally. Firstly it was from the moment he entered the car.
Rider: WO! I'm going to ikoyi ( from Berger) and its 1800
Me: Sir, they is no price tag on dis nd I can't say what the end price will be
Rider: I was there yesterday and I paid 1900 or I'll get down
Me: Sir, to avoid issues, may I take you back to pick up location?
Rider: No b going (Throw is staff on front seat) if you do me any jibiti, I'll place curse on you grin
Me: Eyes roll... Sir, you said ikoyi, but on my app is another destination entirely
Rider: its my wife that booked it on her phone, oya! Take my phone and reset it
Me: lord, I've entered it, just grant me journey mercy

While journey is on... "Do you know who I am? I'm so & so, I have a palace of my own, can you drive for me? I'll pay you 35k monthly with a selfcon in my house". I was just praying to end dis trip and eventually price end 2918. Rider: I only have 2000 here, take it and wait for me like 10 mins, once I'm done here you will take me to Ijora. Took the 2k, sir call me when you are done, crack engine and zoom off. Still waiting for his call
Get ready for the curse bro

You were warned grin grin
Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by izzou(m): 10:40am On Feb 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
I really don't think so. I'd politely object to that submission.

Firstly, this administration has taken giant stride in the last 3 years and don't forget we were in recession and most money used to sustain this country were gotten from the recovery from looters in the PDP adminstration and even suspected APC members. It has been a balance once allegations are confirmed.

Also, I wonder how we're expecting miracles under 4 years while we actually endure 16 years of PDP. It's baffling!

I think Nigerians don't want a President, they want a magician.
What giant strides? Please undecided

If I ask you what feats APC has achieved, you'll tell me about building a railway from Lagos to Ibadan

You will tell me about n power that is providing jobs for 500,000 graduates and paying them #30,000 to survive in this economy

And oh.... The trader moni, where a vice president is sharing Twenty something dollars to traders to boost their trade (I don't even know who suggested that idea to a professor)

And please, don't bring PDP into our discussion. Speak of your achievements in relation to our expectations
Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by izzou(m): 10:26am On Feb 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
Same excuse Obasanjo is not prosecuted

I believe the next 4 years of Buhari won't elude these guys.
You believe? grin grin grin

You see ehn, some sincere people like us wanted APC in 2015 because of the rot in governance. But it seems the APC is even worse. Till today, we just keep hearing NEXT LEVEL, and then President can't even point out what he wants to do. The Candidates interview is an example

I don't want Atiku to win. But it evident that the next four years will be disastrous if Buhari wins.

It's very evident
Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by izzou(m): 10:19am On Feb 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
When this anti corruption campaign started, many of you said Buhari was going after the opposition.

Think about it, if EFCC decided to open Atiku's case now and go after him, what will you and other people say?

Many of these politicians are walking freely, some are on bail while too many have pending cases and it doesn't mean that one day EFCC won't go after them.

Atiku is one of them.
Did it occur to you that Atiku and Buhari were in the same party for the last three years?

Or what's the excuse for not prosecuting him then?
Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by izzou(m): 10:13am On Feb 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
What does someone that's ready to recover stolen money and not prosecute looters know about corruption.

Atiku is the definition of corruption

Well meaning Nigerians cannot be deceived. Many of us are not blind to see.

His looting record in Nigeria is still alive. His cases are still pending in various countries. Because he's walking free doesn't mean, his cases are closed.

Time will tell.
Then get him prosecuted.


If Buhari can probe Atiku, I'll vote Buhari even after 2023...
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Joins Barcelona From Dalian Quanjian by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Jan 31, 2019
grin grin grin

Is it too early if I call her a G.O.A.T?
Politics › Re: Atiku: 3 Reasons Why Nigerians Should Elect Me President by izzou(m): 9:39pm On Jan 30, 2019
TheAngry1:
Only a deranged idiot will vote Atiku. If you truly have sense and you watched the programme today, you would know that Obi and Atiku are not sincere. Buhari may not be eloquent, but he and Osinbajo are sincere. My vote goes to them.
This is fvvking hilarious

grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by izzou(m): 8:43pm On Jan 29, 2019
Bloooody:
It was at SS2.
I saw this disabled girl that couldn't walk.
I carried her aside and did the needful angry
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: More Pictures Of PDP Rally In Bayelsa State by izzou(m): 8:35pm On Jan 29, 2019
grin

When I see the crowd at campaign grounds of both PDP and APC, I can't help but imagine the extreme level of unemployment and poverty in the land, all thanks to our politicians

How can a campaign be held on a weekday, and we see so much crowd?

Crime › Re: How Lagos Women Keep Watch On Panties Over Rituals by izzou(m): 8:20pm On Jan 29, 2019
grin

Can't I just go to the airport and explain to them that I really need to leave this country even without a visa?

Tufiakwa angry

What sorta country is this?
Politics › Re: Sign this Petition to End the Impunity in Lagos! by izzou(m): 8:02pm On Jan 29, 2019
grin

Denying Ambode a second term may affect APC at the polls.

So many factions here and there. No wonder Agbaje bought his nomination form two weeks before the deadline.

Tinubu should just be careful sha
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:31pm On Jan 29, 2019
ifyeez:
Hayden has never disappointed me,
another good one is FO phase lekki tantalizer
I think that's the Admiralty he's talking about

Opposite Ebeano, I think
Foreign Affairs › Re: Diamond Platnumz Wants His Wedding Date Declared As A Public Holiday In Tanzania by izzou(m): 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2019
grin grin grin

I pray Nigeria declares that day as a public holiday too

I need to rest Abeg sad angry angry
Politics › Re: Will Atiku/Obi Make Nigerians Proud after Buhari/Osibanjo the Candidates Flop? by izzou(m): 4:29pm On Jan 29, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
I was not asking you to agree on my facts listed. Same reason I won't agree on anything with you because you got my motive wrong from the beginning.

We can discuss President Buhari on another thread.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Will Atiku/Obi Make Nigerians Proud after Buhari/Osibanjo the Candidates Flop? by izzou(m): 4:13pm On Jan 29, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
No, I stated facts. You saw it your way.

We can't agree because you got the first wrong.
How can I accept an assumption? Atiku has not spoken and you already concluded. That's painment bro grin

We both hate Atiku. But let's give him a chance to speak grin Abi is it a crime to contest again?

Back to the matter. Can we agree that Buhari embarrassed us all on National TV? cool
Politics › Re: Will Atiku/Obi Make Nigerians Proud after Buhari/Osibanjo the Candidates Flop? by izzou(m): 4:08pm On Jan 29, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
1) 95% of everything Atiku and Obi will say shall be an attack on President Buhari.

2) Atiku will not be able to provide any meaningful achievement of PDP in the 16 years.

3) Atiku will dodge the question of his standing trial in the US by saying he visited US recently. (He will deny going there as Saraki aid)

4) Atiku will talk so much of the problem and he won't provide practical solutions.

5) Atiku will deny saying he promised to enrich his friends.

6) Atiku and Obi will use the suspension of Onnoghen to score cheap point but will deny supporting him.

7) Atiku will not be able to state his achievement as vice president under Obasanjo but will built on hate to generalize that the people wants PDP


Expect to hear these things, nothing new!
I'm not a fan of Atiku but you sound pained

Anyways, can we both agree that Buhari flopped that faithful day?

Please

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