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Celebrities › Re: Caption This Photo Of Alibaba Playing Football by izzou(m): 6:03am On Nov 29, 2017
grin

Now,for those who don't know,this is how to spot an OTUU,as we usually call them back then

Na them dey comot slippers take play penalty.
Education › Re: 5-Year-Old Boy Who "Repairs Motorcycles" In Makurdi Benue, To Raise School Fees by izzou(m): 5:30am On Nov 29, 2017
grin

God go bless their hustle

And I pray God blesses us all,so that we won't have any reason to allow our children to cater for themselves at such an early age
Romance › Re: I'm Tired Of This Life.... #killingmyselftonight by izzou(m): 8:14pm On Nov 28, 2017
iamay:
Bros I dey sell beans
tell your people to patronise us for your funeral akara
grin grin grin grin

You won't make heaven

Its confirmed

ROTFL

Events › Re: Seun Why??? Nairalanders Cries Out by izzou(m): 8:58am On Nov 25, 2017
Daeylar:
All right.
I knew you will say these lies. You have been exposed, that's all. angry
Its not a lie naaa You know its the truth
Will talk to you lerra
Wanna get busy for a while
Events › Re: Seun Why??? Nairalanders Cries Out by izzou(m): 7:20am On Nov 25, 2017
Daeylar:
Father that will soon be changed grin grin

Is that so?? ? ? ? So there is first wife, your lies have been exposed grin


Good morning, Good on both counts, And you?
I'm super good.
And your mum is my first wife,remember?
Will buzz you soon. I feel awkard without a phone
Events › Re: Seun Why??? Nairalanders Cries Out by izzou(m): 6:28am On Nov 25, 2017
Daeylar:
Izzou come and hold Nwaamaikpe grin grin

Setting what?? Izz nor like that abeg grin grin grin
NwaAmaikpe,izz not what you are thinking oh
She's my daughter and I,as her father,need to check up on her
If i want to take a second wife,i must let you know naa

Daeylar
Good morning dear. How art thou? And how was thy night?
Events › Re: Seun Why??? Nairalanders Cries Out by izzou(m): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2017
Daeylar:
Hi,
Sorry about that, you can try now.
I'm good, feeling great, how you doin
still on my way home.
I'm happy you feeling better. Please be well
Will call you when i get home,thats if it isnt too late
take care dear
Events › Re: Seun Why??? Nairalanders Cries Out by izzou(m): 9:47pm On Nov 24, 2017
Daeylar:
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I will, kiss kiss kiss kiss
Holla

i forgot my android phone in my office. Tried your digits but it didnt go through


hows you doing and feeling?
Politics › Re: Solar-Powered Electronic Voting System To Replace Card Readers In 2019 by izzou(m): 1:33pm On Nov 24, 2017
spartacus11:
U have not been voting, do u know how many poling unit dat will be looking for generator to charge d card ready bcus of battery failure
Then why not get batteries instead of having a solar powered reader?

Is it rocket science if they purchase a spare battery for each reader?

Do you know how much it will cost to purchase a solar powered reader or even integrate it into the system?

No let me talk this afternoon abeg
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by izzou(m): 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2017
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Air Force Engages In Community Service by izzou(m): 7:36am On Nov 24, 2017
It looks good, but I don't see the necessity in it

grin

Quote me and get stabbed lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get To Jkk Building ,229 Ikorodu Road , Illupeju Lagos by izzou(m): 7:31am On Nov 24, 2017
From Ikorodu, Enter a bus heading to Ojota

From Ojota, enter a bus going to Yaba Oyingbo

Alight at Anthony. Just trek forward a little. You'll see the building
Politics › Re: Amina Bala Shagari, Bilyamin Mohammed Bello's Divorced Wife Mourns His Death by izzou(m): 7:27am On Nov 24, 2017
Enough of this guy already angry

I hope the wife gets her judgement served hot. Why waste his life?

And I hope when deceased ever comes back to earth,he will learn how to be faithful.
Politics › Re: South-South & South-East Roads Worst In The Country — FG by izzou(m): 6:50am On Nov 24, 2017
I agree with Fashola on this one.

Instead of helping Julius Berger and CCECC, why not make FERMA the largest construction company in Nigeria? Abi no be our own?

And as for bad roads,until Enugu/Onitsha expressway is completed,I won't take any of their propaganda serious

lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Atiku, Clark, Okoko Clamour For Restructuring Of Nigeria by izzou(m): 6:49am On Nov 24, 2017
Restructuring or not

Our problems will still be in abundance if we don't tackle corruption

Until we have stringent penalties for corrupt office holders, I'm afraid nothing is gonna change
Politics › Re: Solar-Powered Electronic Voting System To Replace Card Readers In 2019 by izzou(m): 6:29am On Nov 24, 2017
I don't understand this country sef angry

An electronic device that will be used for approximately 7 to 8 hours, not up to five times in four years,na wetin una wan use solar for?

Which kind wastage be dis? angry

Politics › Re: The Cost Of The 8 Statues Rochas Okorocha Built In Imo Is N500,000 Each by izzou(m): 3:20pm On Nov 23, 2017
grin

Wow

Abagworo,the Defensive midfielder of the APC led government creating a thread just to spite his coach,
Mazi Rochas Cockroachocha? grin

This is good news

Una eye don dey clear angry
Celebrities › Re: Ushbebe And Wife Annette Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by izzou(m): 3:17pm On Nov 23, 2017
grin

Can't wait to experience the joy in marriage

God bless you Sir Urshhhhh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Qarabag FK Vs Chelsea: UCL (0 - 4) On 22nd November 2017 by izzou(m): 8:22pm On Nov 22, 2017
optional1:
for this 30billion wey u mention, chelsea must win and i go be ur baby mama..



Agreehuh
grin

You wey I been dey crush on before until I hear say you don marry

Let me ask my daughter for her approval wink

cc:Daeylar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Qarabag FK Vs Chelsea: UCL (0 - 4) On 22nd November 2017 by izzou(m): 6:07pm On Nov 22, 2017
Woe betide any team that will cut my 30 billion naira ticket

cool
Politics › Re: Prince Donatus Okonkwo Reacts To The Death Of Alex Ekwueme by izzou(m): 1:32pm On Nov 22, 2017
sad

Nairaland sef

People are mourning,and somebody came to sell broiler on this thread

Tufiakwa
Celebrities › Re: Tunde Demuren, Ebuka And Wife Jet Out To Capetown Ahead Of Banky W's Wedding by izzou(m): 12:50pm On Nov 22, 2017
grin

Once upon a time,Olajumoke and her Agege bread kept us awake for weeks on nairaland

Let me not even talk about Evans, Tonto Dikeh, Efe, Toke Makinwa and the rest

And now Banky W is about to give us sleepless days and nights here grin

Mynd44, you are one of Seun's trusted mods.

Epp us abeg tongue

Abeg grin angry
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by izzou(m): 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2017
Goahead:
In your haste to deride the Nigerian girls, you mocked your ignorance by assuming there a phone called Note 8+.
Okay

I wrote that. Wanted to write S8+

Is there any other part of my ignorance you discovered?

grin
Properties › Re: Etisalat NG Is Proposing To Build Mast On My Land by izzou(m): 11:44am On Nov 22, 2017
grin

There's nothing like Etisalat in Nigeria

You better be careful

Scammers don reach your doormouth
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by izzou(m): 8:59am On Nov 22, 2017
Leave your phone with a Nigerian slay queen, especially if its a Samsung Note 8+


Na body go tell you when you dial your number, and you hear the usual voice

Sorry, the number you dialed does not exist. Please check the number and dial again

grin
Family › Re: My Friend Is Sleeping With His 13-Year-Old Daughter by izzou(m): 8:20pm On Nov 20, 2017
Daeylar:
So op deactivated. No update anymore.
sad sad
Politics › Re: Why Nigerian Fulani Won’t Accept Ranching — Miyetti-allah by izzou(m): 8:01am On Nov 20, 2017
I understand the challenges of these herdsmen, but when you guys barge into people's farms, destroy the crops and even threaten them with violence, then Anti grazing law is inevitable

Family › Re: What Should Be The Ideal Age Difference Between Intending Couples? by izzou(m): 7:15am On Nov 20, 2017
pocohantas:
I restrained myself from saying the brother is a loudmouthed baby. E remain to tell them the mileage of her kpekus.

Some guys like older ladies, some just find themselves connecting with an older woman. What matters is the respect, love and understanding between both.
angry angry angry

What if she's a virgin?

You too dey assume
Education › Re: How Can Someone Recover His Lost Certificates? by izzou(m): 7:14am On Nov 20, 2017
He should visit the nearest WAEC and NECO offices

As for the statement of result,his school can provide it

He should just be ready to spend some money wink

No hope is lost
Family › Re: What Should Be The Ideal Age Difference Between Intending Couples? by izzou(m): 7:07am On Nov 20, 2017
pocohantas:
They are not in support because your brother opened his wide mouth to tell them. Abi were they the midwives that took delivery of her on 6th june 1985?

Their problem na how she go age, so...she can make your brother's life horrible, but she shouldn't age.
Pocooooo

angry angry

You too harsh
Family › Re: What Should Be The Ideal Age Difference Between Intending Couples? by izzou(m): 7:00am On Nov 20, 2017
Your parents sef angry

If I'm your brother, I'll just go ahead and marry her,with or without their blessings

Somebody cannot marry his wife in peace again angry

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