₦airaland Forum

Lalas247:
How has that blessed us

They make us get more attention than Antarctica

That's a blessing if you ask me

Daeylar:

He wasnt totally wrong. Shey you know?

Daeylar:
So it was funny?

Sincerely, i didnt laugh

Am serious

ShyCypher:
Matchin' your stupidity? No, I havent.

I dont believe anyone can.

Okay. Fine

Send the shirt to me. I will help you wash it

generalbush:
The average Nigerian girl wakes up in the morning and does the following;

1) Rushes off to instagram to check how many likes she has

2) Dashes off to Twitter to know how many retweets she's gotten

3) Opens Facebook to see guys thanking her for the acceptation

4) Logs in to Nairaland to check the number of PMs she's gotten

If all of them is low, she will have low self esteem for the day!! If they are on the positive side, she becomes so fulfilled for the day!!

When age comes calling without a husband and a good job, they start looking for a guy to Trap with pregnancy!!

They are coming for your head



Deactivate now before it becomes late

Awon Chimamanda Adichie are on their way

ShyCypher:
I really need help.

You havent tried it yet.

Have you?

Daeylar:

Sister Daeylar

What art thou doing here?

Thou knowest that this is an ungodly thread. Desist from all appearance of evil

Shalom

sarrki:
Our concern now is to apprehend KANU

Once we lay our hands on him

All eyes will see that he's a fraudster

Of course, I am totally in support of the rearrest of KANU

I hope Buhari uses it as part of his campaign points in 2019

sarrki:
Wailers are overwhelmed with the progress so far

The decimation of ipobs and boko boiz

Of course, Buhari's progress is so overwhelming that even a sitting minister pledged allegiance to his opponent without any fear

Opps

I forgot

She is now a wailer

sarrki:
I am not surprised

Coz

Wailers must always have reason to wail sha

I expected that line from you.

Any one with a different opinion from yours is a wailer

Is there any other line you would love to use?

sarrki:
Above all he his your president

English no be my papa language

Go to Germany, Russia , Iran , French colonies and the Dutch speaking countries they care less about English

They care about what you can offer

You will see a professor in those countries without too much emphasis on English language.

Who English even EPP sef ?

Is that the language to Paradise ?

Oya swerve make we see road

The countries you mentioned up there do not have English as their Official language

Did you even think before you typed that?

Like I said, I love listening to Buhari. Am sure other world leaders love it too

oz4real83:
we are talking about ''CARS'' here and not something that looks like a car.

How dare you classify our own like that?

The Western world have started marginalizing us again

This is unacceptable

Explorers:
saerthjmffdg

If a whole Explorers can book space on his own thread, then it confirms the hypothesis that a patient dog can not get any bone, talk more of the fattest

agbonkamen:
oya come make I yansh you.... I join dem pass out too I win 10_awards

Hian



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