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Education › Re: Please Help Me Solve This Math by izzou(m): 7:18pm On May 29, 2017

This shiit is hard bro

cc: Akinphysicist

Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Prays Against Divorce, Talks About What Lack Of Sex Can Do by izzou(m): 7:14pm On May 29, 2017

Its such a pity that abstinence sounds foreign to this generation

I wonder how youths of 2100 would behave. They might be walking unclad sef

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Investment › Re: MMM Surprises Nigerians, Throws Party In Abuja by izzou(m): 7:09pm On May 29, 2017

Rotfl

MMM again

E be like say they are coming back stronger to finish off the remaining people that survived the last tsunami

Anyway, please say hi to Mr Chuddy for me

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Sports › Re: FC Barcelona Appoints Ernesto Valverde As New Coach by izzou(m): 7:07pm On May 29, 2017

Wake me up when he wins the Champions League

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 6:51pm On May 29, 2017

sugarcoatted:
Incase you find anything, please share. I have an interview with them tomorrow.
Everything about them looks somehow. Nothing tangible on their site, no phone number, no address except dt they r located at allen. Even the interview invite only had allen avenue on it, no specific address. It was this evening i received the full address after confirming attendance. I'm totally confused.

Ritualist plenty outside oh.

Google the said address,and if nothing tangible comes up,save your transport

I fear places like Allen,Obanikoro,Onipanu,Palmgrove,Fadeyi, Illupeju, etc

Them full those areas. I may be wrong sha

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 10:51am On May 29, 2017

Youcharia:
Hello (name)This is to inform you that the management of
S.N.L approved your details and has selected you to come for an
assessment interview on Tuesday 30/05/2017.
Time: 9am
Venue: plot 228 ikorodu express way, opposite NEM insurance by
Obanikoro b-stop, Lagos.
Come with your credentials & a passport photograph.
Pls you are strictly advised to be punctual.
For help/directions kindly call the Admin Unit: 090***********
www.snl.com
RC:340/MPT

I received this text this morning, I don't know how true it is..

is it real or gnld ??

It's fake

They sent this same text to my grandma's phone too grin

But it still baffles me how gnld ediots still use the same format without changing angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Snakes Killed By My Dad And I (Black Spitting Cobra & Ball Python) by izzou(m): 9:03am On May 29, 2017

Any Spirit of snake loving on nairaland, I come against you now. DIE!!!

Any spirit that will possess any mod to push this to frontpage, I command you to leave. LEAVEEEE!!!

All demonic powers in the sea and forest,that is making Seun and our mods to love the serpent,(Except Mynd44 anyway), I command you to die now.

DIE DIE DIE DIE!

I decree and declare that this thread will not make Frontpage.

I decree and declare a terrible famine of snakethreads on nairaland

*continues praying*

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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by izzou(m): 8:36am On May 29, 2017

Clone2020:
If you are in the US or have relatives in the US trying to send money to naija, I will exchange the funds at 340/$, simply deposit into my US bank account and receive instant funding into your Nigerian account. Don't bother with western Union and co, they exchange at 355/$ with fees and the exchange rate drops to around 316/$... Western Union has limits and they can report to the IRS.

Contact in signature...

Hello bro

A friend of mine needs someone who has an American bank account for a transaction.

Do you mind me sharing your contact.

Like I said,it's a friend,not me

Events › Happy Birthday Iamkingzlee by izzou(op): 8:20am On May 28, 2017

Happy birthday to ma hommie

A friend and Mr Nairaland 2017 lipsrsealed

I wish you God's blessing.

Happy birthday Iamkingzlee
cool

Politics › Re: May 29! Where Is President BUHARI? by izzou(m): 8:06am On May 28, 2017

TheKingdom:
This is a typical Nigge.r Area mindset. Are you not ashamed of your political situation in 9ja? We shouted we want democracy, yet vote in coupist to lead us, and then when they go missing for months all you can say is "Get well soon Baba"

Of course you must be a British agent posing as a Zoo citizen, because their agents are on Nairaland promoting nonsense on politics section and even all the celebrities section crap as well

I dislike Buhari as much as you do. But don't let your dislike for him becloud your reasoning

The man is sick. Like terribly sick. What do you want him to do? Yes,he ought to resign. But you don't expect him to give a speech tomorrow. That's my point

Hate him all you like,but the fact remains that he is terribly sick,and cannot talk to us tomorrow. Accept that and go to work bro

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by izzou(m): 8:00am On May 28, 2017

CandidMee:
I need a good PPA in Lagos, still in camp and would be out next month. Studied English Language and Literature, and I don't really need somewhere in the teaching sector. Any ideas how I can go about, or which ones I can at least mail so that Nysc doesn't just post me to somewhere of their choice.

Thanks.

Did you work your service to Lagos?

If yes,then you should have had a company in mind when doing that. Don't tell me you worked it to Lagos because you didn't want to go up north undecided

?

If no,then talk to friends and others to help you. Follow this thread and others too. Companies usually start looking for corpers now.

Remember your skills can come in handy now

I wish you good luck

Politics › Re: May 29! Where Is President BUHARI? by izzou(m): 4:53am On May 28, 2017

Its so sad that the president can't be with us on that day due to health issues

But there's nothing we can do about it. I will miss my final year project defense if I was terribly ill too

I can't wait for his tenure to end. We have had enough of their incompetency

But in all,I wish the president well. Get well soon Baba

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Islam › Re: NAHCON Announces 2017 Hajj Fares by izzou(m): 4:46am On May 28, 2017

Not bad, if you ask me

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim Nairalanders

cc:
Seun
HungerBAD
madridguy
fizznation
bisoler
etc

Politics › Re: Edo Governor Demolishes APC Chieftain's N800 Million Shopping Complex- Naij.com by izzou(m): 4:42am On May 28, 2017

Its only in Nigeria that you are permitted by the government to build, and after few years,that same government comes back to demolish it

For God's sake,they have been collecting dues,charges,taxes and the rest on that building. Why wasn't it tagged illegal then?

Family › Re: Provide Help:get Help. (help Center)!!! by izzou(m): 11:22pm On May 27, 2017

Sociologie:
PH: I need any HR Job/Intern/Associate or Customer Service/Administrative Job to kick start my career.

Locations: Lagos Island/Mainland Or Ibadan & its Environment

It should be GH, not Ph

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 11:21pm On May 27, 2017

Kemmia:
Got this message this afternoon, I have been trying to decode this text, but can't seem to place it, I have made research, but haven't found anything tangible, pls help me ooo, is it LEGIT?

w on TUESDAY 30/05/2017.
Time: 9am
Venue: 228 ikorodu road, after Shepherd hill church by Obanikoro b-stop, Lagos.
Come with your credentials and a pass

Unless you went to a library to research. If you use Google, you will know it's fake

Save your transport and energy ma. It's as fake as our politicians promises

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Family › Re: Provide Help:get Help. (help Center)!!! by izzou(m): 11:17pm On May 27, 2017

I feel like Phing something

Ph: Workforce and Dragnet past questions

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Christianity Etc › Re: Holy Flock Of Christ, Lagos Church Where Members Dance Five Times In A Year by izzou(m): 10:51pm On May 27, 2017

I quite agree that the Holy Spirit moves in a calm manner, not violent and noisy manner

Even the gift of speaking in tongues is the least gift of the Holy Spirit but today,it's is like the only criteria for people to believe that you have encountered the Holy Spirit

God go help us

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 9:42pm On May 27, 2017

chucks231:
please did anyone attend an interview for civil engineering trainee at invent media limited ifako gbagada on Tuesday and Thursday 14 n 16th may let's meet or pm me for a chat urgent

I did for electrical engineering trainee. What's up?

Were you invited?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 9:37pm On May 27, 2017

Martins4us:
You try bro. Pls kindly give me an insight of the form the interview will take and the likely question I should prepare for. I will like to knw what they are into Pls too. Thanks in anticipation bro

They recruit for companies. I have no idea bro

Family › Re: Provide Help:get Help. (help Center)!!! by izzou(m): 12:32pm On May 27, 2017

GH:

Politics › Re: APC Plots To Unseat Ekweremadu In 2019 by izzou(m): 12:26pm On May 27, 2017

NgeneUkwenu:
;DEkweremmadu will be humiliated in 2019, he will cry to the Tribunal....the forces against him are not only locally but externally...Even the governor will team up to humiliate him...

Politics is not all about sentiments but realities...Even Ike knows this ...He may not even contest...but chicken out like Anyim, Nnamani , etc..

Lol

2019 ain't far anymore. But be rest assured that Ekweremadu has all the experience and influence needed to oust any opposition in that senatorial race

He isn't a small boy in politics . At least you agree to that

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 12:19pm On May 27, 2017

hizzylife:
Please how do I get to this address from Berger?

ETC Centre, JKK Building 229, Ikorodu Road, Ilupeju, Lagos, Nigeria.

Get a bus heading Palmgrove Onipanu ...stop at obanikoro b/s , and ....go past zenith bank ...keep going u see jkk building a bit ahead.

Or u could utilise the power of ur smartphone.... Google map navigator is there

Politics › Re: APC Plots To Unseat Ekweremadu In 2019 by izzou(m): 12:01pm On May 27, 2017

NgeneUkwenu:
People commenting and analysing as if we do election in the South East Ekweremmadu will test election as an opposition politician for the first time in his political life....I can bet everything I have, Ike can never come back to the Senate...

Go and bank it!

Lol

As long as it's Sullivan Chime, and it's Apc, Ekweremadu will keep that chair till thy Kingdom come

Even in Udi local government, Ekweremadu will defeat Chime

Let's wait till 2019 sha

Romance › Re: My Fiance Just Left Me Due To Genotype Issues by izzou(m): 11:04am On May 27, 2017

I thought you said you are a med student

You better thank your stars for his decision,if not, you would have learnt the hard way

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Politics › Re: APC Plots To Unseat Ekweremadu In 2019 by izzou(m): 10:53am On May 27, 2017

Baroba:
Bros, this is a personal battle between Chime and Ike Ekweremadu, Sullivan was unable to go to the senate because of Ike.. Its a long running battle.. Nothing to do with APC taking over SE. Chime and one of his commissioners Joe Mammelu are seeking political platforms nothing more..

Agwu local government has more population than Udi

Besides, Ekweremadu is not new in the game. He will still defeat Sullivan again.

And I brought Apc to the picture because of the little love they have in the east. Associating with them now may not help fulfill your political ambition

It's gonna be tight come 2019, but Apc won't win that seat,even if they field Sullivan. That's my point

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Family › Re: My Husband Has Become A Pain In My Neck by izzou(m): 10:23am On May 27, 2017

How una take dey marry these kind of men without noticing their wolfic nature from the beginning?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by izzou(m): 10:18am On May 27, 2017

Martins4us:
Dear Applicant,

Based on your interest in our job opening, you are invited for an interview with one of our clients as scheduled below:-

DATE: Wednesday, 31st May 2017
TIME: 10AM
VENUE: WORKFORCE GROUP, Plot 9, Gbagada Expressway, Beside UPS, (2nd Pedro Bus Stop), Gbagada, Lagos.

Kindly come along with an updated copy of your curriculum vitae (CV) and dress formal.

Best Wishes.

Workforce Recruitment Team.
Workforce Group.

Pls kindly help me to check the authentication of this message. What are they into Pls? Hope it's not GNLD? Thanks

It's as legit as Children's day

angry

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Webmasters › Re: How Much Should One Charge To Design A Website For A Church? by izzou(m): 10:15am On May 27, 2017

Must we seek advise for every single issue in our lives on nairaland?

You proposed this to them. You should have a price in mind. Or even if you do it free, it's your decision.

Follow your heart bro. And submitting a proposal doesn't mean they will pay exactly what's there.

You can put #5000 and they will still price it sef

Politics › Re: APC Plots To Unseat Ekweremadu In 2019 by izzou(m): 10:05am On May 27, 2017

I still don't understand how apc is gaining grounds in the South East. I visit there frequently and I still see the love for PDP everywhere

Anyway, I really don't care if Ekweremadu is unseated. But one thing is sure

It's almost impossible for Apc to take over the east, as long as Buhari is still there

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by izzou(m): 6:01am On May 26, 2017

[quote author=randomspeaker post=56883296][/quote]Thanks bro. God bless

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by izzou(m): 10:58pm On May 25, 2017

candyyy:
Yes today

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