₦airaland Forum

ALCOHOLKILLS:
and his malnourished son was ranting about raping someone's mother instead of worrying about his dying father?

Instead of you to be worrying about your miserable and wretched family.....

joe4christ:
My only question for you is: when u masturbate, who do you think of, as in who do you see in your imagination. A guy or a girl?

Let's start from there first!

Nah you he dey see. Mtchew ....mumu person.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Get married. The only simple solution. But many find it complex.

Hoephase:
If I may ask what is the rave about virgins?

You can never understand..what a pity.

Chisaedhor:
U are just so unreasonble nd very stupid for this trash u just said, it is vegetables lik u dat deceive nd distract young girls wit ur suga coated tongue nd afta satisfin ur lustful desires, u inturn cal dem 'whores' Make mother nature punish u 2oo times.... Sh*tty asshole.

Mumu. No be me do you do you sotey you rotten na o. Goan meet those useless dirty pigs that used their tongue to control your brain and used you till you started feeling worthless. I am not your type. As long as you u freely presenting yourself to any willing dick outside marriage...you are a LovePeddler and nothing can change that. Not even abusing Virgin women can reduce you miserable life of shame, regret and worthlessness. Ode oponu.

Sixfeetbelle:
That's why I pity men who want to marry virgins as a measure to hide their awful bedmatics. Women gossips about their sex life and before you know it, virgin wife will want to experience all these things but won't tell the husband cause 'she's a virgin and shouldn't know about those things'. Las las, na Okey, your driver that will educate her more

Shut up..,

If the virgins are like this...you whores should be service stuffs for pigs and dogs then. Stop hating on the Virgin women. They are the real gems.

Inkling:
Ignorant is a disease

Unfortunately, you are also infected with one of its strains and symptomatic.

Nbote:
See dem... Bunch of morons.. So anyone who criticises d President is suddenly put in d spotlight and has his character questioned.. Why not focus on d issues he raised and stop changing goalposts.? Seriously did resident zonBs are jus pathetic.. Make una no worry, if sarrki can regain his senses, hope dey for una

Mumu...when did abuses and curses became issues.

freeman131:
But the act is a sin and it's already an addiction and mind you we're from a Christian family,my parents would really be disappointed if they get to find out.

Why bring a Christian family issue to a non Christian platform like nairaland.

deltateam:
Pay more for electricity they see or electricity they don't see?


Do these mad fvcks ever pause to consider the scenario they are presenting?

Paying for what you didn't consume. Its a bad situation.


Let them sell card metres in a pay and collect immediately fashion.

Let's see if anyone gets to pay above #2000 monthly.

If you don't do the things you people are known for. Oga you will pay more. X3 self.

Sunofgod:
No ventilators or staff....

You are blind deaf and dumb....stupid unprogressive mofo.

shiki:
motherfucker stay in darkness till covid-19 kill ur stupid father

You entire family would have been long dead by then. You fucking slowpoke.

shiki:
NCDC should stop decieving people with this figures. The number of cases are more
than this joor

Idiot give us your number.

slimanyd:
Just imagine Bala mohammed has now been confirmed as a corona carrier just by merely shaking hands with Atiku's Son .


The misery question is ?

How on earth will Kyari Enter Aso rock From Germany without sighting buhari , Or shaking hands with him ? Yet these people are lying to us . Why must they lie to us about the status of our president . Come out clean and lets hope for the best . Chikena.

N.B - Am not wishing him dead o but the lies behind his true status needs to be uncovered .

Update


COVID-19: 3 Of Abba Kyari's Staff Test Positive .

Ask yourself , who is more closer to kyari between buhari and kyari staffs that just tested positive ?

I know how the thing they pain you ,but laslas ,All of us go dey alright.

You want to hope for the best. Lol. That is what you should be doing now. Buh no you want to hear your heart desires. Mumu.
Keep expecting someone else misfortune until yours land.

Factfinder1:
Las las ABBA will die...mark my words

Lass lass you and I will die.

Shugavee:
many guys pretend to be responsible just to hv you!! Because they know getting a clean pussy n a swt woman ain’t cheap!! So they would deceive you!!! When they hv the money to get any woman they want !! They change .

You are overrating that hole between your legs o.

unity004:
some one should go and educate that dullard in Aso rock before it's too late. what's the need for face mask, when he is already shaking hands

The only dullard here is you.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Just having this reserved sentiments that this is a looting scam by Nigeria's State and Federal Government.

Every Governor almost claiming the virus is in their state and by the time they release how much they spent on this cases, many will collapse.

Anyways... Safety first even though their are high chances that it's a scam.

Oga nah reserved stupidity. Shebi u self say you go school.

[quote author= post=87627385]You can only run for sometime, but can't hide forever.
He should sit his a$s down and face the consequences of his actions.

Stop running upandan and face the consequences Mr Okoi Obona.......What a name!!
Nobody should start removing any last letters of the name o...biko!
We trust u guys here [/quote]That office he held was damn too powerful. He was reporting directly to the presidency. And with some much access to corrupt wealth and personalities. It was only a matter of time.

daddytime:
T.A. Orji, is a professional oath-taker. He takes and administers oaths at will.

Orji Kalu took him to Okija I think, and he took Okezie to an Indian temple. Okezie himself will take his successor elsewhere for the same, and in all, the State of Abia remains the worse for it.

Why would Abia State and its citizens be mentioned to reap any consequences from these oaths they nothing about in case of default?

Very demonic and evil people.

Little wonder that State is in such a poor form.

And the foolish youths will be blaming the North. Hehe

geosuzzy:
it's no lie bro my parents are staffs of a federal university each had a shortage of 60k each not to talk of other allowances that were excluded... Ippis payment hasn't been perfected yet perhaps it will regularize as time goes

This is the issue they are not talking about. They want to be seen as a victim by the gullible ones.

gidgiddy:
I have no problem with Dino showing off his cars, houses, jewellery and other material things, its his money not mine.

But I'm totally against showing off your own mothers grave! That one is sheer nonsense

Is it your mother?

phylshan:
True. But Bello is educated. He should know his mother's exact age

This is the most foolish post I have read today. Mumu and unintelligent he-goat.

IWTBAB:
dey should Jail her parents asap.
rip to the innocent baby.

oyibo forum, tabloids get sense pass naija own na.
na only for Nairaland una go dey see dead pple graphic pictures with blood everywhere like pure water.
d gas explosion just 3 days ago comes to mind. picture of a dead woman with her breast splashed everywhere on Nairaland. incompetence at work

Nah Buhari cause am

Dies in Italy, Dies in Canada. And fake news mongers are already sharing this.

Openbusiness:
If any of these 4 guys near the presidency, Nigeria is completely finished completely. That's when you will know that educated "terrorists" are more dangerous than Almajiri terrorists

You have a foolish soul

truthfulparrot:
Gsnduje in his blind Fury and hatred destroyed the legacy of Kano Empire by breaking down the Kano Emirate to smaller pieces
The fact is that Sanusi was no longer interested in being the Emir of Kano under Kano local government. Gsnduje foolishly thought he can humilate Sanusi with banishment and house arrest.
Sunusi is now like a roaring lion that is out of the cage. This is just the beginning!!

Shut up

sammyscholar:
I so love to share this but I need to confirm its authenticity.

Oga nah one mumu pad achievement for his hero. And the rest of the fools are sharing it.

hisgrace090:
They chased out one of their best do to politics, terrible mistake!

I heard he is better than 300 professors from your side.