₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
I hope noone I know becomes a victim. I'm beginning to get scared, tbh. It's like life won't be the same after this.

With businesses taking a strain,I swear it feels like after this we're going to re-live the horrors of The Great Depression.

XhosaNostra:
This is really heartbreaking. I'm loss for words. Now more than ever I can't wait for this thing to be over.

It will be over if people could just for once cooperate..otherwise it's gonna get ugly before it get sweet.

Kazikazi:
This corona thing will reveal a lot of stuff about nations. Many rankings,the way we rank our nations will have to change after this corona thing is gone.I am expecting huge changes from economic ranking,health sectors and all other stuff.
Buddy,How is corona in SA?

IF this shit is man-made it surely was created to destabilise economies.


Sad but true.

XhosaNostra:
Did you hear we just recorded our 1st 2 deaths? Please stay indoors & keep safe.

I heard.

RIP to the departed.

XhosaNostra:
Kea go chaela, ntwana Kuyanyiwa! Videos are circulating of people being arrested or instructed to go home. The authorities ain't smiling. But I prefer this approach. Imagine when we start dropping like flies because people aren't obeying simple rules, like in other countries. No thanks.

Leniency should not even come into play.I knew dumb people would still be out there disregarding the rules.

The mall near me is completely closed,they even put "no crossing" lines.Shìt is serious and fools are playing.

XhosaNostra:
Their car is the black one in front of their garage. I bet they're busy gossiping as usual lol.

Gossiping or discussing about a game of Cricket that was played in 1980.

XhosaNostra:
Those ones are extremely loud

Like a pack of hyenas scavenging on the last carcass.Ogres for you...

XhosaNostra:
You do! It's very serious.

Already someone is in the back of a police vehicle?

Re bona mawaza straight!

XhosaNostra:
Just look at them, the Punjabi pigs. You can't believe the amount of noise they're making as we speak. I don't even know what they busy doing, this early!

Those are their cars? I don't know why they shout when they speak cause most of the time they converse in close range of one another.They love to gossip but they can't keep it down.Fùcking idiots lol.

XhosaNostra:
Jace, did you know you need a declaration form to get out of the house?

No!


All I know is that you gonna have to find a good reason to be out there but I didn't know we will need to make a declaration.

XhosaNostra:
Their food is delicious, when it's not cooked by a pig with poor hygiene. They also have this annoying & disgusting habit of spitting everywhere. One local Indian woman in my flat was going off on some Indian guys for spitting into her yard from the floor above. She lives on the ground floor & the groundfloor flats have a courtyard. South African Indians don't like Indians & Pakistanis because they have vast differences in how they carry themselves.


Exactly! Big ones! Very nosy too. The men & women gossip.

Lol, he was busy catching up on his workout baie vroeg. Even now they're busy making unnecessary noise because they're naturally loud with no decorum. You have to teach them everything eg. Chew with your mouth closed, don't dig your nose in public, a curtain is not something to wipe your filthy, grubby paws with etc. Mannerless, uncultured things!

Oh shìt you have no Idea how much I hate people who just constantly spit or shoot mucus of their noses.Many weed smokers are like that too because weed dries your mouth.The behaviour you described here is also inherently present in most of our African "brothers" .Uncouth,noisy,unhygienic...absolutely no consideration of peace of mind for those living nearby.


Lol you know them well.


Who's louder? them or ogres?.I'm betting my last cent on ogres.What say you?

Jaqenhghar:
Naaaaah. He's out
[img]https://media1./images/a8080046b448156beec0caec38571855/tenor.gif?itemid=12069340[/img]
No coming back for this one

Hahaa he dished out more than he could take for himself.

Jaqenhghar:
You should see them in Niggeria. Niggerians call them "master". They feel really fly

Haha I have seem topics about mistreatment of Nigerians by Indians & Pakistanis here on NL but I didn't know Nigerians addressed them with such a honourable title.."master"? an Indian for that matter? Lol I'd rather be thrown in a den of hungry lions.

XhosaNostra:
Ovious! Marabastad could even qualify as a capital city of some dumpster area over there because it looks way better than some of the places I've seen in the the pictures my friend showed. Maybe I should tell her to WhatsApp me the junk, so you can see it for yourself. It is unbelievable!
Yes, they like to walk around feeling phly after they've learned some dress sense & grooming habits from our local Indians. A guy whose name is Kashief, will come to South Africa, get a complete makeover & start calling themselves Kash/Cash That's how the spice boys roll All of them, even their Pakistani brethren. Very backward & fake people.

Yebo! Marabastad is Buckingham Palace if you compare with poo-India,even smells like a lemon flavored furniture cleaner compared to poo-India.

Pictures will do.They say a picture says a thousand word afterall.How does your friend survive around that curry smell?


Oh and they are the biggest snitches EVEEER.They got many of our brothers and sisters fired from white owned companies.They are a perfect example of if you suck the right dìck you can get to the top.

Like you said,them and Pakistanis are cousins.And you say one woke you up this morning jogging around the place See..that's what happens when a wild mongoose get's a little taste of civilization.


@ Goel ..Where for art thou?

Ayeye Goel!

Will he defend the glory of India or will he remain down from the gut-wrenching blows he was served?

Find out all of this on the next episode of DragoballZ

XhosaNostra:
JaceBlaze & Irongalaxy, it's no wonder Indians love places like Marabastad, they remind them of home sweet home

Seriously, what in the fùckitty fùck is this place? What do you call it? It can't be a city. No way!

Nondescript. Absolutely fùcking gross.

Lol and Marabastad still smells better than the latrine they left behind.


Tjoo looks Godzilla walked there a couple of times.And you know what pisses me off?...the way Indians walk around Africa feeling like the should have a red carpet rolled out for them.Most of them are even darker than midnight but they wanna look down on Africans,I'm sure I would look an albino if I stood next to some of them.OMG! have you seen the toad-looking ones in Durban? .Goel's cousins can be irritating sometimes.I don't take shìt from Indians and Goel can suck it up.


Sorry for the rant,I'm pissed

DMX - We right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHl2OzgPlgA

"oh my god"...those can't be the last words of your man,damn your mad was so hard. Lol

theenchanter:
The Game.... One Blood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ZUbFVgZpc

When the game was still in d game.

What exactly is the Jamaican guy saying on the intro of the song? listened to this song over and over again back then but still couldn't hear what gibberish was that lol.

Yuna ft Usher - Crush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SGHPQ2FVm8

what a beautiful & romantic song

XhosaNostra:
You're about to learn once they start shooting people for going outside like in Rwanda lol.

Chai lol.

TayserMahrii:
Most Kenyans dont know Sarafina word for word but they know the catchy parts. There's even a parody, the one Xhosa was talking about.
True, never heard of southies refusing to leave another country You love your country you proud suckers Didnt know the old skool SA music is on CD. Used to be on the casette tapes There's one used to be called Vuyelwa

Oh I see.Like most of us when we were kids we only knew the "go shorty it's ya birthday" part of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent?


I mean why would a South African refuse to go home when there's no hunger in the land? a South African can be can be basking in the bright lights of New York (a city non in South Africa can rival with) but he will still think of home

Long story short,we just hate longing desperate in other people's lands.

XhosaNostra:
It's very quiet over here too. Not a soul outside. Everybody is indoors, presumably doing a countdown lol. It's a ghost own, very unsettling.

Lol @ bolded. It took you almost the entire day? You sure you didn't knead the dough & baked it yourself?

Not the whole day lol.Had to go to the garage cause naturally I just don't have patience for long queues.

Wish I knew how to knead lol.

XhosaNostra:
Wait it out, I guess. It's not like there's another option. Got some books, magazines & games to occupy my restless soul in these trying times.

Stay safe


What's the situation like there in Pretoria? seems like most of the houses on my side are empty.For the first time ever there is a queue for shoppers at the doors of Pick n Pay.Never before has some pandemic virus forced people to move so quick in a short space of time.I swear this shìt looks like a real life 'Independence Day'

I just came back from hunting for bread as type this lol.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Awe! This will teach us to be more appreciative of even the smallest gestures.

True! so what are you gonna be doing?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ my inyanga. Udlala ngam wena. Anyway, what are your plans for lockdown? I'm already bored, I won't lie.

For the first time ever I wish I could travel to all corners of South Africa in 24 hours.I think I'm just gonna collect a cheap whiskey to keep me sane for the 21 days lol.

tylann:
.
That is when you know a guy is desperate

Desperate and stupid

SupaMoist:
That the average Kenyan can't afford to even enter.

Yup! because everyone that walks into a mall is wealthy.Why are people this stupid?

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki. My bad Btw, they're not closing shop, they just announced it on their website.

Shops will still be open but you'll need a good reason of be out there.

You can give me the ones that your inyanga gave you

XhosaNostra:
Pusha. Panda. Play. One day is one day, stru

It's Panda.Pusha.Play btw

Learn the commandments in their right order

XhosaNostra:
Pusha. Panda. Play. One day is one day, stru

Give me lucky numbers

XhosaNostra:
Ja ne. It sucks.

Tell me about it.

XhosaNostra:
Being broke, especially you have a taste for the finer things in life

I can relate na