₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
The tin dey pain me still, no talk am

This is our year Jace, nomakanjani!

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki. Only one line or you're still waiting for the ancestors to show you the rest?

I also prefer the PB over Lotto. Lotto jackpots take forever to bring out the money hungry devil spirit out of you I don't even bother, unless when it's above 50M.

XhosaNostra:
Lotto jackpot is currently piss change, but powerball jackpot is doing its thang as usual. Will check them again come this Friday. I will not be kept away from my millions any longer lol.

IronGalaxy:
A Nigerian proverb..

XhosaNostra:
I will even crawl & wheeze my way there if I should

Yeah, Engen ain't smiling, they're determined to strike back at the kung fu virus, sanitizer in hand like some clinical ninjas or something

Maybe the took a bite of the wrong bat that bit back this time around lol. Who gives a fùck, right? I just want it over & done with already.

koffos:
. hahaha .. or let the whites there leave and the country will just be another African am of a country

XhosaNostra:
Yesterday I went to Engen to play the lotto & I was told to do it online because long queues are prohibited, for the time being. It's getting serious. The guy also told me that all Engens could close in the next couple of days, at a moment's notice. They're also wearing masks & gloves, customers are sanitized at the door It's chaotic out there.

Lol, didn't they say someone ate a bat or some other bizarre creature, in China, which set the whole thing in motion. Many conspiracies are beginning to pop up though, so I guess we'll never know the real truth.

XhosaNostra:
Ja ne.

So aren't you out panic buying? Things are flying off the shelves as we speak amidst rumours that there's going to be a complete shutdown, where we won't even be allowed to set foot out. I've created a mini stockpile myself, just in case

forgiveness:
Since, you believe the whole Lagos is Makoko, what is the fuss about?

XhosaNostra:
I have no idea who he is or what he does lol. I've read about him here on NL, following his baby mama drama.

Lol @ banged up abroad. Asazi

forgiveness:
Be fooling around.

XhosaNostra:
There was another one that was on the news recently, a baby mama to that Ubi guy. Apparently, she lived in Naija for a couple of years. I also know 2 more, friends of friends, currently living there with their men.

I don't think the numbers are as staggering as they claim though, but there're a few cases.

forgiveness:
If we throw out South Africans companies, South Africa will be in the market for sell. That's how dependant you are to the so called jungle.

IronGalaxy:
ha ha ha!

XhosaNostra:
Baye ngok' jola, no doubt. Dicabera-cash maan, my Zuzu

forgiveness:
Of course!

forgiveness:
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“As at August 31st 2018, the Nigeria Immigration Service has recorded a total of 81,003 non-ECOWAS foreign Nationals legally resident in Nigeria.

“Within the same period, 82,084 Visas on Arrival (VoA) were issued at 6 International Airports in Nigeria and a total of 7,570 Temporary Work Permits (TWP) were also issued by the Service.

“The breakdowns for the TWP are 1,492 issued to Indians, 1171 issued to Chinese, 987 issued to Britons, 1006 issued to South Africans, 641 issued to Italians, 649 issued to Ukranians while a total of 1,624 were issued to other nationals.

That was as at August 2018. More than 5,000 are currently living in Nigeria after running from their hell hole.

forgiveness:
There are many South Africans here. Stop fooling yourself.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO, Jace. Looks like someone bit him on the lip or something. He go bytes you too *in Naija accent *

forgiveness:
As if South Africans are not domicile in boko haram country.

forgiveness:
[s]Who dash South Africans sophistication?

Hunger in the name of sophistication, you call sharing and devouring of one plate of meal (chicken lap)? Bhuhahahaha!

Dude, goan sleep. [/s]

forgiveness:
South Africa is the rape capital of the whole wide world.

South Africa is the country with the highest crime rate.

South Africa is the country with the top 5 large slum city in the world.

Number 4 Aids capital of the world.

Top 10 murder capital of the world.

They are too many man.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ bolded. Jakarumba is another "Lethi fowni" looking type dude

forgiveness:
How did you know if you are not a culprit?

The induce stats of crime capitals of the world. South Africa no dey carry last.

forgiveness:
Healthy kids sharing a plate of meal.

Only in South Africa.

XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ okapi look. True.

It's hard to believe he's related to Arthur. It's like day & night. When I heard he'd killed himself, I thought he probably did it because he's not as good looking as his brother Mind you, I was a child back then, hence the thought process lol. He died in '98, btw.

XhosaNostra:
They were so dark though lol. I'm sure he smoked weed, not cigarettes.

forgiveness:
Hohohohohoho! I didn't share a plate of meal with 20 hungry fellows like you do in South Africa. Trust me.

XhosaNostra:
Yeah something like that. Not sure how he died, all I know is he committed suicide. Died together with his weed blackened lips lol.

IronGalaxy:
Biggest slum my foot! Your whole country is one giant slum