₦airaland Forum

TMKsouth:
It's globalization my man. Are u whining bout Shell & KFC also? Have they donated anything to Nigeria yet?

I always wonder why Nigerians think they deserve favours for being consumers of South African products.Do you see us demanding favours from America just because they brought Burger King to SA?

Acadavah:
You tried to steal our flag unfortunately the boers insert theirs between yours. You are trying even to steal our other name Azania.

I don't know what you talking about but I prefer South Africa being called exactly that...SOUTH AFRICA! .Perhaps you need to stop following EFF's political drivels because majority of us don't give a fùck about a name change.


Steal your flag? I have it as a doormat at my house.Helps me a lot when I wipe dog shìt from under my shoes.I kept a small one as a handkerchief for my grandfather when he vists,the old man be sneezing a lot.Since I'm quarantined I decided to preserve the last pack of tissues by putting Tanzanian flag on the roll for the time being.

Matchbox 20 - Last beautiful girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnO1rGIkRjg

TayserMahrii:
Didnt realize! Thanks for the headsup.

They tried with the pattern. If not for the memory lapse the mad scientist faced when recalling the pattern he saw

Hahaha.His time capsule got demolished after the firt time travel thank god...imagine waving the same flag with Kaz.

What a year of strange happenings 2020 is.So early into a new decade?

The strange part is that the deases itself is not even the deadliest mankind has ever been faced with,but look how it changed our lifestyles so quick.Human beings are even scared of standing less than 3 meters of one another lol.It's like a powerful repellent force exist between us.

TayserMahrii:
classic scene that was. The doc in the movie is their president (the mad scientist) and its true, they stole it from the future

That mad scientist is also the villain that stole Mr Wilson's gold coins in "Denise the Menace"...took me a while to realize.

They only managed to steal the colours.They could not remember the pattern I guess.

50 Cent - 21 Questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM

"If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz would *poof* and disappear like some of my friends"...


"I love you like a fat kid love cake"..

TayserMahrii:
Thought they already stole it. Those colors are too close

Their flag is older than ours tho.Perhaps they did a time travel into the future? hmmm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psxktpxkc6o

TMKsouth:
Or blown up during yet another oil tanker explosion.

Or he's agitated by the loud generator next to the window while trying to watch TV.

TMKsouth:
I'm in essential work so been working. Need to keep the nation informed, but I'm in the backrooms unfortunately.

But as it stands I think we should brace ourselves for an extension of the lockdown. The worst is still to come looking at the situation in the townships.

You in journalism? keep us updated my guy


Extention? Please don't say tha,get that evil thought out of your head lol.I won't be able to take it

TayserMahrii:
He also wants to steal your Cena chic...

Lol I saw that.He's going to steal our flag soon,just watch.

TMKsouth:
This cracked me up dude, will keep alternative bazookas for sho!

This one messed up an otherwise lovely thread with his addiction to xenophobia. I'm certain he can't afford property outside of a Makoko mud hut - that's why he's derailing.

Or maybe he's frustrated because his Maiduguru shack went up in flames from the last Fulani herdsmen raid giahahaha

4 days in,18 more to go.How are you keeping yourself busy?

TMKsouth:
I was restraining myself. They are very quick to administrator bans when they lose arguments.

The fact that he lost his cool & then fled for the woods speaks volumes.

He'll think twice next time b4 spewing manure bout our country.

You know them very well.Just keep extra bazookas like I do.I have an alternate moniker stashed as we speak .It will come out if ogas/ogres act up lol.

TMKsouth:
I gave u facts & u reply with wishful thinking. I like my opponents delusional, blind-sighted and hiding behind insults like u.

Don't let the fact that whites dominate the economy be your crutch in this debate. It's an obvious result of our history.

Your reluctance to acknowledge black achievements is a clear indication that u are threatened by the new comers on the scene.

You had your turn for 30 years following your independence to rule over Africa. It's our turn now and u can't stand it boy.

G20, BRICS, AU Chairmanship, African Free Trade Area presidency, World Cups of all kinds, etc. etc.

Usually I just go for the jugular with scathing expletives when I deal with these ogres.Logic & reason is not part of their dialect.How can you say people are lazy and still want to go to their country? how can you say they are xenophobic yet a free flight that was supposed to rescue out of xenophobic attacks still flew back home with empty seats?

They had 60 years,not 30.And what have they done?...they followed the white man home with their makeshift boats by the Mediterranean as soon as he handed them "independence" .

XhosaNostra:
You're just nextdoor, come over nau

Lol!

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Will show them to you in za oza room

Chai

That sound like a very long wait

XhosaNostra:
Whose thighs now?

Yours Ofcourse!

@ XhosaNostra

If you still wanna talk to Jace I'm here.

Let me see the thighs so I get an idea of what I should look like myself. Ayeye k'shubile

XhosaNostra:
Don't go losing weight & looking like a greyhound on me lol. A man must be big & beefy

How can he throw punches when he's confined to the bed, unable to move? He can only yell, but we won't listen. Muahahaha. For a moment, I just thought of Norma Bates from Bates' motel

I don't wanna look like a greyhound lol.I just don't wanna look like a heavy slop either,gotta keep it in the middle .I'm 32 around the waist and I want to keep it like that.No baloon tyre undies for me hahaha

So he will just be listening to our bedroom mournings from the other room?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Be careful, playa

Sure! may you should take her place?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Come over so I can fatten you too, the "boyfriend" won't be a problem. I have overfed him, he's out of the picture in the other room bedridden

Hehe I would if I wasn't on a mission to lose some few kilos.So you overfed him to the point of being unable to throw punches? I don't wanna get crushed

XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ bolded.

Where's her man? Don't get yourself involved in risky situations, to avoid cautionary tales

They both live in Alexander.The bolded is part of the reason I played far away lol.She did tell me that her husband skiet,skop & donder

XhosaNostra:
Lol, fair enough. Yes, mfondini & kwedini are most used.

How much older was she? It's the 1st time I'm hearing about it, now I'm convinced.

Yes,and when they use those words I know they are about to discuss politics


She was around 34 .We still chat on WhatsApp once in a blue moon just to check on each other.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I try. I'm lazy to cook though. It's just that now I have no choice, I gotta do something to pass the time or I'll go crazy.

You are good.Your boyfriend must be looking like Biggy

XhosaNostra:
Lol, terms such as? It's easy to understand Xhosa if you understand township Zulu. But there're differences of course. Xhosa people like saying "Lewei/lawei or lekaka/lakaka", both can mean anything depending on the concept. Lakaka can be a person, but not necessarily someone you don't like. Friends call each other kaka all the time "Uyikaka" between friends could mean you're great or annoying, again it depends on the concept.

Anyway, I don't remember you telling me about her or maybe it slipped my mind. What happened?

Restlessness ereng mo ngwaneng?

The clicking ones can be tricky sometimes.I'm familiar with Mfundini that's the one I hear used all the time.


The age gap,I'm talking about a married grown woman with 3 kids by the way.We used to communicate a lot in the beginning but we slowed it down as time went by and it all faded to oblivion.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Yes. Why?

I didn't know you were this good in the kitchen.You made all that?

XhosaNostra:
Exactly!

Siya Seya. Btw, do you understand Xhosa?

How's day 4 going 4 you?

Some terms are hard to grasp but I can understand most part of it.I did tell you once that me and some Mkhaya by the name Asanda were on a verge of dating..remember?

I'm just catching up with my favourite programmes on tv.not like there's any other option.

XhosaNostra:
Btw, it's just regular dough with just a pinch of salt & a bit of oil, no raising agents.

That's you?

XhosaNostra:
The funny thing is they think they're making valid points when you tire of the concentrated stupidity & the hamster wheel arguments that go nowhere. Stop wasting your time & leave it net daar, fanas. At the end of the day, the worst that could happen to you in S.A is to get shot or stabbed & left to die, without anyone also eyeing the corpse with dinner plans on the mind. They can deny it & deflect all they want. You don't live there, they do, so fùck it.

Come watch some comedy with me in the meantime, s'larhe


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They think the one to get the last word in is the one that wins the argument.Overgrown kids with grade one mentality

Hehe "tender, love & care"

Who's the guy?

forgiveness:
The same way the cannibalism could not stop stinking up and polluting the NIG embassy with your smelling mouth and armpit's odour begging for our visa.

Abi, how explain how these South Africans escaped from your so called elodorado to Nigerian, huh?

Sothos in South Africa are universally recognised as tribe practicing cannibalism. Stop fooling around, nigga.

You had to go on Facebook to find them.I don't need to do that to find Nigerian cannibals in SA.all I need to do is go to the nearest prison.

pacretus:
you are bored man don't get me bored too.

Hahaha

Problemkid1:
You're just yapping dust Mr zulu you have search and search and search but you couldn't find any news about cannibalism in Nigeria again. Lol. At all at all the crimes in Nigeria is a child's play compared to the crimes in SA. If I could go ahead to list the crimes in your country you will be the one to beg me to stop

I thought you want to play the game. Na dere you for know say you never get sense. Wawa kowai

But the crime in SA could not stop you from stinking up the SA embassy with your armpit odour begging for our visa.You can deny it all you want but cannibalism is not news in Nigeria but a well known culture.