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Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 11:08am On Mar 18, 2020
XhosaNostra:
There was another one that was on the news recently, a baby mama to that Ubi guy. Apparently, she lived in Naija for a couple of years. I also know 2 more, friends of friends, currently living there with their men.

I don't think the numbers are as staggering as they claim though, but there're a few cases.
Who be Ubi?

Well..as long as we won't be seeing them on another episode of "Banged up abroad" with their Nigerian drug dealing boyfriends then it's cool to love whoever stole your heart lol.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 10:26am On Mar 18, 2020
forgiveness:
If we throw out South Africans companies, South Africa will be in the market for sell. That's how dependant you are to the so called jungle. grin
If you kick South African companies out of that cesspit it won't be long before you savages turn into Jeffery Dahmer clones.You will be eating raw human organs and we will be watching.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:55am On Mar 18, 2020
IronGalaxy:
ha ha ha!
LOL the nerve of that skull miner
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:36am On Mar 18, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Baye ngok' jola, no doubt. Dicabera-cash maan, my Zuzu grin
Yebo! grin and it's probably the tarven denizens with daddy issues
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 8:05am On Mar 18, 2020
forgiveness:
Of course!
You were seeing glitches in a matrix.A South African in Makoko? shocked
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 8:00am On Mar 18, 2020
forgiveness:
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“As at August 31st 2018, the Nigeria Immigration Service has recorded a total of 81,003 non-ECOWAS foreign Nationals legally resident in Nigeria.

“Within the same period, 82,084 Visas on Arrival (VoA) were issued at 6 International Airports in Nigeria and a total of 7,570 Temporary Work Permits (TWP) were also issued by the Service.

“The breakdowns for the TWP are 1,492 issued to Indians, 1171 issued to Chinese, 987 issued to Britons, 1006 issued to South Africans, 641 issued to Italians, 649 issued to Ukranians while a total of 1,624 were issued to other nationals.

That was as at August 2018. More than 5,000 are currently living in Nigeria after running from their hell hole. grin
And we are supposed to take stats compiled by your jungle at face value? when you don't even know how many people die a year from Boko Haram & Fulani?


Have you ever bumped into a South African in the streets of Kirikiri?
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:24pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
There are many South Africans here. Stop fooling yourself. grin
South Africans in Makoko? shocked grin ..udontminit
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 8:25pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO, Jace. Looks like someone bit him on the lip or something. He go bytes you too *in Naija accent *
Haha
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 8:19pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
As if South Africans are not domicile in boko haram country.
You mean the CEOs of Multichoice and MTN?
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 7:34pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
[s]Who dash South Africans sophistication? shocked grin

Hunger in the name of sophistication, you call sharing and devouring of one plate of meal (chicken lap)? Bhuhahahaha!

Dude, goan sleep. grin[/s]
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 7:30pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
South Africa is the rape capital of the whole wide world.

South Africa is the country with the highest crime rate.

South Africa is the country with the top 5 large slum city in the world.

Number 4 Aids capital of the world.

Top 10 murder capital of the world.

They are too many man.
Yet with all these ills your large nostrils are steal sucking in South African oxygen.You refused a free flight back to your Boko Haram & Fulani country.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 7:23pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ bolded. Jakarumba is another "Lethi fowni" looking type dude grin
And you will give him that phone in a split second.You will know by his misaligned lips that he's not playing games grin
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 6:35pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
How did you know if you are not a culprit? grin

The induce stats of crime capitals of the world. South Africa no dey carry last. cry
English please!!!

Nigeria as we know it:
- Poverty capital of the world

- World's 3rd most terrorised country

- number one in open defecation
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
Healthy kids sharing a plate of meal. grin

Only in South Africa. grin
Of course,the concept of sharing is elusive to a Nigerian.Everyone want the whole plate of python eggs to themselves.Why do you even bother yourself with trying to understand civilised world sophistications?..not your strong suit.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ okapi look. True.

It's hard to believe he's related to Arthur. It's like day & night. When I heard he'd killed himself, I thought he probably did it because he's not as good looking as his brother tongue Mind you, I was a child back then, hence the thought process lol. He died in '98, btw.
Hwahahaha @ the bolded grin grin what kind of a sick thought pattern was that? If Jakarumba could bear his reflection in the mirror all these years would so would Makhendlas.

Oh thanx.His name remained on everyone's lips for too long,hence I got the wrong year.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
They were so dark though lol. I'm sure he smoked weed, not cigarettes.
Iol I had to check this video to see his lips.Him and uMalume Freddy Gwala have that Okapi look lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC_n4z7lFvY
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 5:09pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
Hohohohohoho! I didn't share a plate of meal with 20 hungry fellows like you do in South Africa. Trust me. grin
Do those healthy kids even look like your ashy,barefooted youth from Enugu? come on now!
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 4:59pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Yeah something like that. Not sure how he died, all I know is he committed suicide. Died together with his weed blackened lips lol.
I just can't deal with the bolded right now..lmao

Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 4:28pm On Mar 17, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Biggest slum my foot! Your whole country is one giant slum
Is that the kingdom of Wakanda minus special effects?

Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 4:26pm On Mar 17, 2020
IronGalaxy:
ha ha ha! Or that sticky gravy called egusi
haha is it sticky? I bet they don't wash the stickiness off their ugly paws after that...makes it easier to snatch credit cards from purses.

Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2020
IronGalaxy:
granted, Kayelitsha is a slum, nobody disputed that, but it's the far better devil.

Solange- Losing You- filmed in Kayelitsha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy9W_mrY_Vk

Rick Ross - Hold Me Back- filmed in Lagos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu60JoFAN78

you be the judge cool
Ross lost most of Naija fans after that video cheesy

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 4:07pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
IKR! And many of them are long gone now cry
I didn't even know about Purity's passing until a year or two ago..very sad considering how young they were.


Makhendlas shot himself in 2000,right?
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 3:54pm On Mar 17, 2020
XhosaNostra:
JaceBlaze & IronGalaxy, still remember this one? LMAO


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2_nRLhEYY]
I do remember the song cheesy .The 999 records roster was untouchable at this time,Ishmael,Nestum,Purity,Makhendlas and Zombo...damn the nostalgia is beginning to kick in.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 3:27pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
Say what? Pain me? Bhuhahahaha! I know you are the one pained because you thought your cannibal nature is hidden but now that I exposed it, you wanna run gaga. grin

Look at this one talking about hunting women's pata. Wonders will never end.

South Africa is leading officially in hunting down women's pata to survive. It's like the air they breath survive.

How many did you personally hunt down today to survive? cry cry

The rape capital of the whole wide world.
chai this guy can't even hold in his tears grin .Even the bite of the rattle snake fangs no be this painful.


What did you have for breakfast in that poverty capital of the world today? delectable dog ribs with python soup? Huahaha grin
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 1:03pm On Mar 17, 2020
forgiveness:
Cannibal like don't see anything wrong in swallowing live rats, cockroaches, snakes etc. It's in you. No surprise.
E pain am pass thousand stings of killer bee shocked grin ...huahahahaha grin

Even if I did eat all of that I still would have been better than you who has to hunt women's panties to survive grin

You went all rigor mortis just to come back and type that foolishness?
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 11:41am On Mar 17, 2020
Ill Bill & Vinnie Paz - Impaled Nazarene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41iQ6d4rmFE
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 6:08pm On Mar 16, 2020
XhosaNostra:
OMG, I haven't heard this song in ages!

Oskido doesn't wanna be left behind. Now he's making amapiano tracks grin

[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHpGRrD7_QM]
He's a madala that never left the tarven grin ..still passing around cigarette stompies with 16-year olds cheesy


He's a talented artists though so that earns him a right to make whatever young guys are making currently.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 4:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
XhosaNostra:
IDK.
B.O.P - Zabalaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0srlWeNmyM


Do you remember this one,Xhosa?
Romance › Re: What’s The First Thing That Sexually Attracts You To Someone? by JaceBlaze: 1:49pm On Mar 16, 2020
IronGalaxy:
like so tongue
Looks like we graze in the same fields. cheesy

Romance › Re: What’s The First Thing That Sexually Attracts You To Someone? by JaceBlaze: 12:34pm On Mar 16, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Mopako tongue
What type? thick?..slim thick? tongue tongue tongue

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 10:15am On Mar 16, 2020
Dyt:
Sam Cooke - A change is gonna come
The first time I heard this song was in "Malcolm X" starring Denzel Washington.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by JaceBlaze: 7:41am On Mar 16, 2020
forgiveness:
We don't swallow live snakes, rats etc like South Africans. grin

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D20sf9R3yDc8&ved=2ahUKEwiwi-rYjZ3oAhWj4IUKHc0sBosQuAIwAnoECAUQBA&usg=AOvVaw0v26RJoVTPl31cLO4uTOhi
ohh you don't swallow them alive.You cook them nicely with onions and green peppers?

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