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XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. JaceBlaze, have you seen the Woolies Water Challenge? Too funny.


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zhike:
I 100% agree with you. where will you start if you want build Nigeria?, Nothing is working in Nigeria. no proper tar road, no clean water for many citizens, no electricity for many citizens, no good health care, no fair election, etc.

zhike:
Nigerian government must put their egos down and ask South Africa to help them to build Nigeria. if you can't beat them, join them.

sufferNsmiling:

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And your point is?
Ndebele and Zulu are way different languages, let alone Zimbabwe Ndebele, which is totally a different dialect compared to the SA ndebele.

Zimbabwe ndebeles are not South africans, we know they try hard to fit in, but they can never be South Africans.

XhosaNostra:
True @ the 1st part.

LMFAO @ rubber lips. I don't pay attention to that. Yes, I love a manly man. Beefy & hairy

XhosaNostra:
Lol @ they carry logs. In my area if you're up early, you see them going to work carrying handbags which are strangely at odds with their usual outfits I like their work ethic though. They're always punctual.

Hmmm..good taste. KK exudes power & masculinity. That's attractive.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, the netball look is when they wear mateki, long woolen socks with a skirt or dress.

What's your definition of sexy? Because KK from Muvhango is also sexy in my book

XhosaNostra:
I've only met two types of Zimbabweans. They're always either from Harare or Masvingo. The Masvingo type is the one that looks like they're about to play netball


Eastern Cape guys like a pretty face more than anything. LMFAO @ even Vendas might deceive you. TBH, those ones, I think they're more related to their neighbours across the Limpopo

XhosaNostra:
True, they're allergic to deodorant, the Masvingo type or whatever that place is called.
I've also never met one from there. In fact, let me Google them to see if they're not a myth like the Sasquatch

LMFAO. So thina sinezishwapa because of Gauteng? I've not even noticed that. Btw, in the Eastern Cape most guys don't care about curves. They have a different criteria altogether. So I was surprised upon my arrival in Gauteng for the 1st time. In Gauteng it seems even the girls pride themselves on how big their butt is. It's not like that in Eastern Cape. We're conceited but not that shallow.

XhosaNostra:
She's OK. I don't know how to describe her lol. But she's not the mateki wearing type that loves Vaseline

It's the Ndebele in my experience. One told me that they feel like they're South Africans because Shaka drove them out. How the Xhosa ended up there, IDK, because we were never involved in Mfecane. It's probably people who went to exile there, I suspect.

Lol, what makes you say that?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I thought the same thing, that it could be him (ubunja) but I dismissed the thought. Who knows? He got time if he's hiding behind different accounts.

No, she's really sweet. I can't do that to her. I only get testy with the ones with empty pride. It's hard to be mean to Zimbabweans though because they're almost always easy-going & all smiles. I've met only a handful that I didn't like for one reason or another. In general, they're OK.
One of my friends is actually cheating with a guy from there lol.

That's what I heard, but she should have been upfront about where she's from. IDK what the Xhosa people in Zimbabwe look or sound like. But to me she's not Xhosa, at least not one from South Africa. I know Xhosa people even before they open their mouth

XhosaNostra:
Abantu bakho The Ndebele people from Zim are always pretending to be South African. I bet the guy KaziKazi is talking about is Ndebele. They've not quite mastered the disguise though, because the way they pronounce certain words blows their cover away.

There's someone here where I live, whom I suspect is from Zim, but claims to be Xhosa & yet doesn't even know where she's from in the Eastern Cape. Who doesn't know where they're from? "By the sea" is not where you're from unless you're a seagull or starfish I just play along with the charade because I don't wanna embarrass her. She's a nice person.

Kazikazi:
I met with one who pretented to be a Zulu,When I told him who he is, a dude got too angry.
And he was dark ngathi imfene ilambileyo.
Hohohohoho..

mtisTheQubit:
@jaceBlaze..
what do you call a southy without a girlfriend ?..

forgiveness:
Nigeria started building escalators long before South Africa ever dreamt of one. Why the fuss?

forgiveness:
*Yawn* boring.

Kazikazi:
Why waiting?

If you wanna know how they look like,just get a glimpse from their leaders.Here are 3 Kenyan former presidents
1st= Kenyatta senior
2nd=Daniel moi
3rd= mwai kibaki

XhosaNostra:
Scatter di place!

LMAO. Truth be that.

XhosaNostra:
Wetin you con do with pinshure for hand? You wanna imagine it around your blokos abi? Leave kpanshing matter for one side. Right now we dey scatter de tin to show hore bosso ke mang

LMAO @ thunder faya any mugu. Bros, your beautifully-shaped head dey dia!

XhosaNostra:
Kwaaaaks. Mnxm. Una no well. Wahala dey

Lol, I wonder if the gatekeepers of NL don't get annoyed when we dey speak de bush English anyhow

sufferNsmiling:
You are incomplete stupid idiot live other african countries flag alone especially southern african countries leave their flags alone and concentrate with your poverty and suffering. You don't know on this trend zimbabweans are our brothers

XhosaNostra:
I saw that. Nice one. Don't remember the last time I had my hands on a bald head You should let me touch your head like a pastor to jog my memory

XhosaNostra:
A brush cut or growing chiskop?
Btw, what is it with you guys & chiskop? Are brush cuts outdated or what? Because personally, I prefer them over a gleaming & sweaty chiskop

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. I see. But that's chiskop, I can't tell

XhosaNostra:
That's true.

Well, is it peppercorn hair? Because the picture is not clear. It looks like it could be curls or amagqagqa aka "Kaffir hare"

XhosaNostra:
Oh OK. Can you click? Because Southern Sothos can.

Lol, you look good. Is that S-curl I see?

XhosaNostra:
Oh so "Sibeko" is a character he plays on Isidingo? Because that is not a Xhosa surname. Soapies will amaze you. A person's character would be one thing & their name will be another.

XhosaNostra:
The blanket-wearing Sotho? I hardly meet those here. You usually find them around Jo'burg & the EC.

I'm not sure which year it was taken but it was some time in the 90s.

XhosaNostra:
Both are Zulus though right? I know the 1st guy but I don't know the 2nd one. Haven't watched SABC in years lol.

XhosaNostra:
Wow @ the Zim part. So now, what do you identify as? Sorry, I forgot what tribe you said you are

No, I didn't have a wrinkled forehead! LMFAO