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XhosaNostra:
Pretty much, yes LMAO. No, I don't have yellow teeth. They're not dazzling white because I'm also a coffee drinker, but definitely not yellow. They're normal.

I'm highly individualistic, Jace. There's no way I'll ever do something because it's "cool" to do it. In fact, the more socially accepted something is, the more I detest it. So sometimes I do things to give the middle finger so to speak. My "habit" used to be a talking point between relatives & sometimes even with guys. The more they tried to change me, the deeper I went. I only needed to sit at the intersection & smoke a giant homemade pipe, to show them I'm my own person.

XhosaNostra:
Oh, I see. So it's an occasional thing. Great.

Lol, noone could arm-wrestle me into doing something I don't wanna do. I'm stubborn as a mule I have an addictive personality, so there's no such thing as trying something just once for me. If I try it & I like it, it becomes a habit on the spot. Sometimes even when I don't like it, I'll still do it because Bleep it that's why
You know whites smoke a lot, so it started in high school. But I think I already had a predisposition to smoking because people in my culture smoke a lot. Both my parents were heavy smokers. My mom smoked a 40 of cigarettes in one day, but one day she just quit without warning. There will come a time when I will also suck my last fàg. It hasn't come yet, so..

XhosaNostra:
Fair enough. How often do you "spoil" yourself?

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. What do you mean "our kind"? I see a lot of people walking around with it & it's especially horrendous on you ma-yellowbones

XhosaNostra:
Lol, you lush! Just don't get a phuza face while spoiling yourself

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Mine has passed already. It was on the 25th of January. Save the toy for the next one
So what are your plans, birthday hat & candles?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Mine has passed already. It was on the 25th of January. Save the toy for the next one
So what are your plans, birthday hat & candles?

XhosaNostra:
I'll earmark the date & send me a slice of cake on the day

PowerpuffGirlz:
I LOVE black d1ck. Go get some too and stop trolling me! Boyz I'm available...

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. How old are you again? Sometimes I forget you're still a padawan

XhosaNostra:
Lazarus was blind, ne? Or at least that's what I heard. I believe they say he was stabbed or something.

XhosaNostra:
Nah, I still don't like it lol. Never did. Never will. Do you understand Zulu?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. IDK the 1st one but I remember the rest. I particularly love "This place is boring" by Lazarus.

XhosaNostra:
Yeah that song by Hotstix is still a banger, no doubt. Lol, I'm surprised you don't know about the zombie story. Allegedly, someone "killed" him using black magic. In the real world he died in a car accident. They say the person that killed him kept him as a zombie, so he could write songs for him. They say the person is well-known in the music industry. I suspect Chicco lol. They're homeboys after after all. A relative of his told everyone who would listen. I think maybe they went to see a sangoma after he passed away. These allegations were verified by several people who were close to him. Allegedly he would visit them at night & then vanished when they tried to catch him. The story of his death haunted me for years. One time on radio they were playing this song & the dj retold the story to the listeners, so it's well-known lol.

I never liked the song you posted. Don't know why.

XhosaNostra:
"I'm a big guy, I'm a steamroller. I'm a big guy, I'm a tractor". Dan Nkosi himself.
A song for buff guys or the fatties


[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA0qYd9XpFU/url]

XhosaNostra:
93/94, I can't remember.

XhosaNostra:
My favourite Xitsonga song lol. My dad played this a lot during my childhood. It makes me nostalgic. Apparently it was a hit but Paul Ndlovu never lived long enough to enjoy the fame. There're stories that he's now a ghost or a zombie around Soweto.

[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQSYncEVmao/url]

XhosaNostra:
It's sad hey. Good pick!

Were you born yet when this was a hit?


[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPxBz7uw2RQ/url]

XhosaNostra:
I wonder. Many people now say the song is racist lol. Those were the days. Too bad that many of the videos are unavailable online, either that or they're not clear like this one.

What was your favourite 90s song, Jace?

XhosaNostra:
Dj Nostra in da house

90s Kwaito jams

[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxv42dwXNpQ/url]

PowerpuffGirlz:
Any big joysticks to my rescue??

XhosaNostra:
Me neither, but you should at least smile with your eyes or something lol.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, you always look so mean & angry.

XhosaNostra:
Now where's yours?

XhosaNostra:
Did you see it?

XhosaNostra:
Ok, I'll put it in my profile

XhosaNostra:
You go 1st

XhosaNostra:
She's cute but I don't see the resemblance lol. Let's see what you look like

XhosaNostra:
Lol, so your Nigerians won't be taking orders from someone else? You're making it sound like it's only them that'll be making all the desicions without anyone else's say so. Terry won't be working for them, get that. She'll be signing movie deals while they'll be hunched over doing whatever it is that they're paid to do, for a fraction of what she'll be earning as an actress.

Must everything be a competition with you people? Every instance an opportunity to measure d!cks. Haba! No bore me abeg.

JaceBlaze, come whip out yours, "the spear of the nation", I'm tired of forgiveness' penknife kondo

TayserMahri:
Dude, I said all your movies are B-rated. I dont know any of them by name, never even watched one, all I know is they are all poor quality low budget juju-centric movies. You cant even compare Kenyan software with Naija software. We are way above. Compare even our president with yours. Ours is an Ivy League graduate while yours is an illiterate elementary school drop out who cant even read his name. And you elected him again because of your MS-DOS mental software (btw you should bow in shame). We use your movies to measure literacy levels. Your movies are associated with the least learned in Kenya. The less learned the more attracted to your movies. You should make hay while the sun shines because in the next 5 years we will be having close to 99 % literacy, which translates to next to zero fans for your movies.

We make world class movies the only difference is that we dont make them so quickfire like you. I understand it takes you two days to shoot a movie, which you do with your phones. We are not going to allow ourselves to be dragged to this level! Thats why we produce the likes of Lupita Nyong'o who is richer than all Nigerian actors combined!

Just30:
its not like we've not successfully lead the whole of Africa before

XhosaNostra:
Lol, Ghana has verbal assassins with machine gun mouths. They got this.