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@ TOH,

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got your handle back?? I am happy for u.
Dont mind ma yoruba . . . . .I-man is striving hard to teach me the basics.
Very soon, i will be competing in a YORUBA essay wiv u.

@ Pataki,

All i can say to u now is: self-service OFF.
. . . . .and of all the handles u could have taken . . .PATA-ki.
I-man told me PATA means female undies!!!!!!!!!
In other words . . .You are PANTIES-ki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

Where you at?
It seems u are going to have to pay for extra luggage . . . .
How much did u take to Vincy? A million dollars?

@ ajadrage,

What an observation . . . . .
You are a STAR . . . .Man Utd was stuck in the 19th position after 3 games scoring ONLY 1 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!
16 games later . . . .They are sitting on top with 36 goals conceding just NINE.
If that aint CHARACTER and GRIT then i wonder what those words really mean.
Ferguson has built a MONSTER OF A TEAM . . . . .The quality of the team speaks for itself.
Cristiano Ronaldo is top draw. . . . He is better than 12 Arsenal players CLONED together . .
Add Wenger to the cloning and the combo cant even touch Cristiano.

@ Pataki,

I am yet to see a bigger codswallop on this thread.
You sure spew loads a tripe as a GAYnner . . Used to think Debosky n MC Omo are the biggest plonkers . . .You r fast becoming the king of muppets!
Anyways, let me let u breathe a bit . . . .You need it before u die of a massive heart attack.
Call your GP tonight to administer drugs for your frail heart.

@ Debosky,

The amount of applesauce you spew can sink the TITANIC.
Now Pompey is a quality team? You didnt say so when we played 1-1 with 10 men in August, did ya?
Are u this pathetic, I am sure your excuses would have been . . . .Fab4, Flamster, Hleb and Rosicky weren't FIT . . .
They are FIT now and the idiots couldn't even score a single goal . . . . .
Is Fab4 better than ANDERSON?

@ I-man,

I hate fat slobs . . . .Martin Samuel is one!!!!!!
He became ma best pal on sunday supplement since the day he said Arsenal would finish 10 points behind Man Utd.
I hope he gets it right this time.
Please . . . . . what has Fab4 done since he came back from his fake injury?
3 months of GRAGGS and all of a sudden . . . .an EMPTY TANK?

@ Lawyer,

Sell Adebayor and buy Ogbeche or Agahowa.
Adebayor is not a striker . . . . he is a clown . . . . .
He doesnt know what an offside trap is . . . .I could count like 5 times when he was offside and Hleb n Fab4 was waiting for him to get back ON.
Emmanuel Adebayor needs to go back to Togo to learn how to spring offside-traps . . .he should learn from Tevez.

@ Lawyer,

If only u know what your fellow GAYnners have done on ma thread, u wouldnt be here defending em.
No doubt, there are some sensible Arsenal fans but the % of IDIOTS in your camp is like 99.
You will meet one sensible gooner in 500 . . . . .Isn't that appaling??

Anyways, your analysis is too long.
I would rather you take it to Snaresbrook Crown Court.
Wenger will need it more there than here.

@ I-man,

Debosky is a doofus.
He makes a plonker look so intelligent with his useless posts.
Its half of the season and United is on top of the league with a better GD . . . . . .Who has been the better team?
Man Utd has scored 36 goals and conceded only 9 . . . . .Arsenal has scored 36 and conceded FIFTEEN.
What else do we need to talk about?

@ Rikkyjen,

I have been watching this league since Debosky was still rolling tyres with his filthy nappies.
Man Utd is a force to reckon with . . . . .You cannot stop this Man Utd team.
When Fergie said he had the best squad in 21 years then u know he aint kidding . . . .
No ANDERSON, SCHOLES, TEVEZ, VAN DER SAR, GIGGS AND EVRA  . . . . .  . . . .It aint no rocket science.
We have the best QUALITY IN DEPTH.

@ Pataki,

It seems u have been smoking your cat's pubic hair AGAIN.
Just one point? some few weeks ago . . . .Arsenal had a potential 6-point-gap.
Fast forward it to BOXING DAY . . . . .They have nuthing.
First all, it was  . . . .We are going to have an unbeaten season . . . . then it was UNBEATEN in the league and now it is . . . .maybe MAY 2008!!!!!!!!
Take a chill pill, Mr pillock. . . . . . You aint winning Bleep ALL.

@ Pataki,

What are u on about?
United stayed on top for 7 months last season . . . .Their position was never in threat for 7 solid months.
In those 7 months . . . .we lost to Pompey, West Ham TWICE and even Arsenal and no one could touch United.
Have u seen Ronaldo's form? He keeps delivering and proving to y'all KNUCKLEHEADS he is the best in the land.
If i were u . . . . .I would tape 2 sticks together to make a CRUCIFIX and start saying hail marys.
You support a rubbish team.

@ Rikkyjen,

Aint u proud to be a MAN UTD fan?
This is it, homie . . . . . . .We are back on top of things.
Bleep the ill-luck we had at the start of the season . . . .Wazza's injury, Ronaldo's suspension . . .
we should have been 5 points clear.
Ferguson will be scheming out ways to go 8 points clear by end of January.

@ I-man,

We have snatched 12 points gap from em before.
I am watching Man Utd on MATCH OF THE DAY on BBC.
RONALDO is a gem . . . . . he delivers when u need him to.
Did u see Wes Brown's telepathic n slide-rule pass to Wazza to score the 1st goal? It was OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

I thunk as much . . . . .
The number of GOONERS on this forum will start reducing henceforth.
Less idiots to feast on the forum . . . . .I wish we drop points to raise the GAYnners hope again.

P.S. MATCH OF THE DAY is on . . . . .I want to hear what Linekar will say to Arsenal's dismal performance.

Arsenal is shyte . . . . the fixtures gave em a solid momentum.
9 London games in their first 11 games . . . . .David Dein is a Arrow. At least he left a solid legacy for WenGAY.
Anyways, we are on top and thats the most important kizzack.


@ Pataki,

I will be forced to shut u up maself if u don't shut your foul mouth up.
I have predicted this loss of form many games ago.
Seems u are new to football . . . . . .why should i take u serious?
It was the same Pataki that said Wenger has developed more players than Ferguson.
You will be better off selling smoked fish in Yaba . . . .leave footie alone.

@ Islander,


You ripped him . . . . .That nigga is frustrated . . . .his team just surrendered to a team GREATER than them.
Finish packing and lets feast on this soulless preys.

@ Debosky,

Your single digit IQ is ur greatest undoing.
Did we not predict this self-destruct syndrome some months earlier.
I thunk Bendtner is your super-sub  . . . . . .why didnt he conjure his magic tonight?
Buncha twats u call a team . . . . .Did u see how Krancjar turned Sagna inside out for 15 seconds?
Without Eboue, Sagna is worse than Wes Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The league table does not lie . . . . .Who's on top of the league?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . .sorry, Arsenal has 5 games in hand.
Bloody ninnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Pataki,

Shut ur bloody trap and check the league table.
Check the points and the GD and tell us who is superior.
Our midfielder is the highest goal scorer in the league . . . .Ronaldo(God bless him).

@ Vieira,

You r a raving lunatic.
The only time u snatched the title from us was when Cantona and Ferdinand were banned for 9 and 8 months respectively.
Tell me . . . . who are y'all going to ban this time? Wazza or Tevez? or Johnny Evans?
Your brains leak . . . . .and they leak oxygen thus making your cordination distorted.

Catch us if u can . . . . . .Arsenal ran out of gas when Wazza-Ronaldo-Rooney and APACHE are on fire.

@ I-man,

Tell me ANDERSON is not better than Fab4 . . . . .

@ medube n nateevs,

Chelsea's CHARACTER will surge em further than Arsenal.
This ARSENAL team has no fibre . . . . .Fab4 was as shambolic as a prostitute begging for a BJ on a kerb.
Is this the same Fab4 some idiots said would fleece GATTUSSO? I am having a laugh.
Bouba Diop had him in his back pockets for 94 mins . . . .He was shitting and weeing on him all the time.
Blimey . . . .Bouba copped a squat on him . . .
I believe Chelsea would buy more quality players in January and they will chase Man Utd all the way.
I fear CHELSEA more than Arsenal . . . .
Everton will take all the 3 points on saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone want to bet?

@ I-man,

Dont be surprised . . . . . .Chelsea will finish above Arsenal.
Its been written . . . . . .we have mentioned this in the past.
Arsenal has no CHARACTER . . . . . .How many times has Ferguson snatched the Prem title from Wenger's weak jaws in the past?
How do u catch a rampant Man Utd team? JS Park just came back from injury. . . . . .Scholesy will be back in Jan and its all goodie at OT.
We have no Arrow going to ACN 2008 so there's stability . . . . .I am proud to be a United fan.
Bleep ARSENAL , . . . .Bleep ARSENE WENGAY.

@ Islander,

Sweetie, i am so sorry . . . . . .
These GAYnners are twats . . . . .I cannot miss dissing them for anything in the world.
They make the loudest noise and they are yet to win anything for 2 seasons.
Wenger should be hungrier than Ferguson but the reverse is the case . . . . . . .
Arsenal fans on this forum are pathetic . . . . . .They are wankers, homos and retards . . . .Including debosky and Kitaun.

@ I-man,

Debosky is an idiot. Why do u reckon with his drivel?
This Arsenal team is the biggest pretenders of this league . . . . . .Did u see how shitty Fab4 was today?
Bouba kept him in his pockets for 90 mins . . . . . .Sol Campbell won the man of the match . . . .and i concur.
He stopped Arsenal playing . . . . . .Adebayor was already on 6 goals before Ronaldo started scoring.
Fast forward that . . . . . .and Ronaldo has scored 2 goals more despite missing 5 games . . . . .

Arsenal is a shitty team . . . . .I hope their fans rot in hell and the DEVIL sticks a billion needles in their eyes.

@ Vieira,

Shut ur fucking foul mouth!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the league table and tell us who's on top.
Now catch the new-improved Man Utd if u can . . . . . . .In the next 3 games, we will be 5 points clear.
I told y'all wanksters and bastards that u dont have the verve to sustain . . . . .
When we won last season . . . . .we were on top from october till may . . . .
Arsenal has just presented Fergie with his biggest Christmas present . . . . I am happy to be a Man Utd fan.
A-40, Debosky, Loyika, MC Omo . . . . . .where y'all at?

@ I-man,

Wait ., . . . . . . .
Arsenal has 20 games in hand . . . . .dont letz crucify them yet.
Fabregas is the most over-rated bastard in the Prem . . . . . .Bouba Diop(3rd rated midfielder kept him in his pockets).
If Pompey had been over-ambitious . . . . . .Benjani should have scored.

I cant wait to hear what that self-servicer called Debosky would say now.
Oooooops . . . . . .I knw what he would say.
Its the fog . . . . .Adebayor didn't see the goal . . . . . .Gallas had a chance and blew it . . .
Rosicky hadd a glorious chance but with his 2 left legs . . . .u cannot expect the Arrow to deliver the holy grail.

Anyways . . . . .MAN UTD is winning this league.

UNITED ON TOP AT LAST.


LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGINS.

Bleep ALL the twats that ever doubted Man Utd.
UNITED GOES TOP AND FLABBYASS WENT MISSING.

@ Iman,

Fabgregas didn't play . . . . Hleb was injured . . . .Rosicky was knackered.
Lehmann should have been in GOAL . . . . .Wenger had FLU.
Gallas was red-carded.
All those fucking GAYNNERS . . . . .  .

Now . . . .the league table don't lie.
Catch us if u fucking CAN . . . . .

Pompey . . . . . .pls make ma day.
I wanna kill soulz on this thread.
2 mins to do dirt on this thread.

United on top at last!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANUTHA GOAL again . . . . . .

Louis Saha scores a penalty
This is a rout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we r taking the pressure to the GAYnners.
Can they handle the schitzo?

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

CRISTIANO RONALDO is the BEST PLAYER IN THE PLANET.
What a free-kick . . . . . .This boy is the Michael Jordan of football.
He's simply MAGICAL . . . . . I will JUMP-SLAP any idiot that compares King Ronaldo to Fab4 . . . .
Flabbyass ma foot . . . he doesnt come near RONNIE . . . .

12 league goals for a midfielder . . . . 5 UEFA goals . . . .
17 goals this season already.
It seems SAF is shaving his head at the end of the season.
SUNDERLAND 0-3 MAN UTD.

@ Cougar,

We need to increase the GD to put those GAYnners away.
Rooney has been outstanding so far and the way Ronaldo is licking those shots is amazing.
Fergie needs to gear this boys up to score 6-7 goals today.
Rooney + Saha should take these begging chances FOR Bleep'S SAKE.


@ Ravenzord,

We would lead Arsenal by 2 points if we take 3 points against Sunderland.
Pompey should give Arsenal a fight . . . . .I expect Harry Houdini to sort something out.
Letz see how determined the GAYnners are.

Bleep it . . . . .
It seems u have lost the focus . . . . .
I shouldnt be found dead having this chit chat with u.
What has a genius gotta do with a lummox?
LovePeddler-llandis, please get a life . . . .get a dog.

Buried alive?
C'mon gay . . . . .now you're sounding like a broken record.
Le Chacal aint scared of DEATH . . . .I am ready to die but NOT WILLING!!!!!!!!!!
You want to bring it . . .This dude is READY but be prepared to die yourself because CHACAL will take some stopping.
Many tried . . .Many died!!!!!!!

But then . . . .
Thinking about it critically, u are not good enough to contest with me.
You are weak, hungry and emanciated . . . .where is the fitness?
Me against u? Its like you tussling with a full grown Lion . . . .I will chew u up snd spew your bones out without breaking any sweat!!!!!!!!

. . . .And so does your mother runs back to PROSTITUTION.
Tell her to stop her moves of migrating to Italy.
She's way too old out there . . . .a 75-year-old woman selling her sagging breasts and cellulite-ridden bum?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww . . . . .She will be better off shagging GORILLAS.

@ Ho-llandis,

That is not what i asked u . . . .
Apologise now and u shall be treated like a human being and not a dog that you're proving to be.
I am a man of PEACE but will shoot n kill with the slightest provocation.
Ask around . . . .i am such a violent thang . . .attacking Islander is the greatest crime u can commit against me.
This is your last chance . . . .I wont ask again.
Are u going to apologise or go against ME?

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

Yeah . . . . i am allowed to use vulgar words for ninnys like u.
Why does a good citizen carry a gun? PROTECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use vulgar words for plonkers like u to protect maself from enemies outside and within the premises.
If u behave properly and BOW DOWN to me . . . .I will stop using these heavy words on u . . .
It pisses me off when u launch attacks on a woman . . . .You are a dude, find a good sport and stop displaying your stupidity attacking a female.
It means u are a fucking coward . . . .geddit?
Now act nice and apologise.

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

Dont even think about it . . . . .ma upbringing is made of 48K GOLD.
Something u can never ENJOY in this life . . . .u may try in ur after-life, though.
I am so solid . . . .U ARE NOT IN MA LEAGUE . . . . .
It will take 35 generations of urs put together to save what i make in a month . . . .so RESPECT ME.
I shouldn't be doing this to u BUT i hate your FUCKING ATTITUDE.
Jealousy and Envy is a female trait . . . .STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

How can a negro be so pathetic?
Your parents will be disapponted in u . . . .U cannot even defend them even though we all know they are hungry and homeless.
Its horrible . . . .At least show some fight . . . . let em know u tried but u were over-powered. by the power of LE CHACAL
Next time . . . .dont pick on Islander . . . .Pick on an idiot like u . . . .a loser like u . . . a plonker like u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now run and hide now before i descend on u with the force of a nuclear bomb.
Fucking schmuk.

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

Ask your HUNGRY father em questions . . . . .You are way too low to quiz me.
Its like a tramp asking David Beckham is DOB in Lagos? Its so weird . . . .
You cannot stand where i sit so shove em questions in ur father's slim anus . . . . .
Dont u have any iota of pride in u . . . . why don't u just kill urself and end this mistake ur parents allowed to develop 35 years ago.
Suicide? Belt tied around ur neck in ur bedroom naked . . .
Me think u wld be better off DEAD . . . .at least u wld have done the world a big favour . . .

@ Islander,

Off we go then . . . .lets forget about this irritant.
I am sending a token to him so his family can buy a bag of rice to celebrate Christmas.
They have been begging for alms since the 1st of december so they can afford a cup of rice . . . .what a waste of a generation.
Who wld ever have thunk a whole lineage would die in poverty? . . . . . .tssssssssssk tssssssssssssk . . . . Life is a bitch.

@ toyinrayo,

Pls tell this loser to self-service off . . . .
He should be thinking about feeding his sick parents rather than trying to be an internet gangstar.

@ LovePeddler-Llandis,

Islander's upbringing is something ur ancestors in HELL are praying for your unborn generations to have.
I am in her crib as we speak and she is 1000000000000% better than what your whole pedigree has enjoyed in their miserable lives.
Why dont u bow down to a diva greater than u . . . .All u need is HELP not ENVY.
Bow down and ask Islander to send something for ur hungry n naked parents to feed on.
Who knows . . . .this christmas might be the best u have ever enjoyed in ur 35 years of existence.
You are not living . . . You are only existing.

@ Islander,

Weak muthafuckers dont deserve to breathe . . . .LovePeddler-llandis is weak but after thinking it through . . .I think we should help him.
How do we start, the gay is unrepentant. . . . .he keeps shooting his mouth off instead of begging to be fed.
Little did u know his parents are sleeping on empty stomach as we speak . . . .They expect him to go out and hustle on pure water packs.
I sympathise with LovePeddler-Llandis' family but then . . . .a broke-ass needs to learn and behave appropriately.
Lets dash out sumthing to him . . . .i think $500 will be enuff to get his family out of the poverty echelon FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

Your parents died of HIV-2 . . . .
I cannot believe u can ever have the gall to talk about someone else's father . . . . Dont u have any shame?
Fucking Hell . . . . .Why not grieve about ur Dad who died raping a neighbour's cat and contacting AIDS after the whole shebang!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a life, negro . . . . . .Stop acting like an idiot.
Spend ur time wisely . . . .

@ Islander,

Now i am gonna have to beef with u . . . . .Gosh . . .I am pissed.
Stop wasting words and time on this ignorant bastard . . . .A geezer battling with heat and mosquitoes . . .what do u expect?
LovePeddler-llandis is frustrated . . .can u blame him? Hunger, thirsty, sweaty, tormented, deranged, derailed, poverty, naked, homeless . . . .
His problems are so acute i need to call the WHO to attend to his needs . . . . .I am starting a TRUST FUND to save LovePeddler-llandis from dying.

The only reason why LovePeddler-llandis hate us is because of the opulence that surrounds us.
He strives hard and he cannot even make a tenth of what u and i both enjoy.
He has been refused times without number at the UK/USA embassy because of his lack of education.
The ENTRY CLEARANCE OFFICER wasn't convinced LovePeddler-LLANDIS passed through the 4 walls of a college in his impoverished life.
So . . . .when u talk about Gucci, Prada, Plasma TVs or Apple iPods . . . .this nigga is fucking pissed . . .
Why should Islander have the best things in life and he is stuck at the base of the ladder. . . .Lets help him!!!!!!!

@ LovePeddler-llandis,

You are nuthing but a product of a cheap drunk Bleep.
Momma was a LovePeddler . . . .Poppa was a drunk . . .
Few pennies changed hands . . . .You were conceived at the back of a humungous orange truck.
I would rather advise u to get a decent job to feed your impoverished parents languishing in the echelons of poverty rathern than seek attention on a public forum.
If only u were nice  . . . . i would have given u a token to sustain your family for the next few years . . . but then u have got a stinky attitude!!!!!

@ Islander,

Why should i go easy on this person?
Blimey . . . .This bastard needs to be put in his place . . . .
Smart peops and idiots shouldnt mix . . . . .I wld rather have discussions with donkeys . . .
LovePeddler-llandis is nuthing but a castrated donkey.