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SportsRe: 2007/2008 Champions League Draw by Jackal(m): 1:20pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

Rino will bully Fabregas and Flamini off the park.
Besides, the 2nd leg in San Siro will be too much for these gaynners to bear.
Who will lead em out in Milan? Toure? Gallas? or Fab4?
These lads can't cope with the pressure. . . . . .they couldn't cope at Middlesboro . . . .
I hope Wenger won't blame the pilot for making the wrong turn mid-air as an excuse for anutha European disgrace for the GAYnners.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:13pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

Thats exactly ma point.
When Arsenal brushed past Sevilla at the Emirates . . . .I was like wow . . . This team has shown genuine threat to challenge the big boys.
Then they started wobbling . . . .a draw at Slavia(a team they tortured 7-0 @ the Emirates) and a disappointing 1-3 loss to Sevilla.
Within 2 weeks, Arsenal surrendered their lead to Sevilla in the group and the rest is now history.
Arsenal might not even win the Carling cup as things stand . . . Tottenham might just spring a surprise, u never know.
Besides, they might have to lock horns against Chelsea in the finals . . . .with Drogba, Malouda and Essien . . Chelsea is sure to WIN.

@ Chuckdee4,

The facts speak for itself. United clinched 16 points in the group stages(the highest in Europe this season).
If we had fielded a strong XI against Roma, we could have notched maximum points through and through.
The current United team is the strongest i have seen if we can keep everyone fit . . . . . . for European games.
Wipe your eyes and look inwards . . . VDS-Neville-Rio-Vida-Evra-Ronaldo-Anderson-Owen-Giggs-Rooney-Tevez.
This team will beat Barca, Madrid, Inter and AC Milan.
SportsRe: 2007/2008 Champions League Draw by Jackal(m): 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

I would have fancied Arsenal if they were playing the 2nd leg at the Emirates.
They play well in London but have a disappointing away record in Europe . . .
The only match they won in the group stage was a scrappy 1-0 victory against a 4th rated team.
Arsenal might win 3-2 or 2-1 HERE in London and get bludgeoned 4-0 in San Siro. grin grin grin grin
Bleep it . . . . . .UEFA are twats!!!!!!!!
Loyika must be throwing fits now in his bedroom . . . . . .anutha European disappointment for Arsene!!!!!!!!!
12 years and still counting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 12:55pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ Chuckdee4,

Keep dreaming!!!!!!!!
I am yet to see any team that will beat the current Man Utd team.
By February, we should have Scholes, Gary Neville and JS Park . . . .
Ferguson is buying anutha defender from Serbia plus Berbatov might join Man Utd . . .
Add that to the current Man Utd team and you have got the most complete team in Europe.
United to beat Lyon home and away. . . . .U wanna bet?
SportsRe: 2007/2008 Champions League Draw by Jackal(m): 12:51pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

AC Milan will beat Arsenal.
Make no bones about that . . .
Milan has lost out in the Scudetto chase and will have their eyes locked on UEFA Champions league.
They have got nuthing to play for in the league so expect them to rest all their players 2 weeks before they meet the GAYnners.
Besides, the 2nd leg will be in San Siro which does not favour the GAYnners at all.
Arsenal should forget clinching anything in Europe this season . . .If they can lose to Sevilla . . .they will surely lose to Milan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 12:43pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ Chuckdee4,

Be careful of Lyon? Are u shitting me?
When they had Essien and Mahmmodu Diarra . . . . .we thumped em at OT and forced a draw in France.
I remember Ruud Van Nistelrooy hauling Man Utd back by scoring 2 good goals . . . .
Lyon will go under the HAMMER . . . .United's team is too strong for any European team especially with the HOLY TRINITY.
Anderson and Owen in the midfield . . .Rio and Vidic in the defence . . . .Please forget it . . . .Lyon will FALL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 12:38pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ Chuckdee4,

grin grin grin grin grin grin

I think GAYnners should just forget playing AC Milan in the next round.
How are u gonna cope with AC Milan?
Gosh . . . .U had all the chance to qualify as group leaders but u blew it . . .
Sevilla drew Fernabache . . . . .how about that?
Lets see how Fab4 holds himself against Pirlo. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

We couldn't have copped a better DRAW.
United will mash, rip, tear, bludgeon and dislodge Lyon.
Anutha easy ride for us . . . .
Wooooooof, poor GAYnners . . . . .meeting AC Milan at this stage is catastrophic!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:09am On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

Trust me . . . .Debosky is a Arrow.
Did u notice how he deliberately ignored the fact that George Graham was Arsenal's greatest manager.
A GAYnner who doesn't even know the history of his gay club. . . . . .Its a shame.

He claims Wenger doesn't chase the Carling Cup. . . . .Thats a load of bollocks.
Wenger might retire if he wins the Carling cup this year.
I think thats what Wenger is waiting for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 12:59am On Dec 21, 2007
@ I-man,

Dont mind DEBOSKY . . . . .
He is a sodomite . . . He will always support the GAYnners through thick n thin.
Where would u find a sod? Obviously, in a gay bar.
Where would u find Debo, Vieira, MC Omo, Pataki and A-40? ASS-nal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 12:20am On Dec 21, 2007
@ Debosky,

Are u this retarded?
In a business transaction, there are 2 parties . . . .The selling party and the buying party.
If Wenger keeps mute about his spendings . . . .the people selling don't always keep mute when English tabloids rub their palms.
Eduardo's deal is actually 8 mil that can go up to 16 milla if he wins the Carling cup(which i doubt) grin grin grin

You even shot yourself on the knee when u said Wenger is your greatest manager . . .
What a heap of twaddle from a moronic sod. . . .George Graham is your greatest manager by miles.
He won the The league, FA Cup, League Cup(Carling cup) and one European cup. . . . . . . .2 CUPS THAT KEEP EVADING WENGER.
George was a better manager than Wenger.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 11:42pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Vieira,

Van Persie didn't rape and yet he spent 14 days in custody? How about that for a gist grin grin grin grin
Did he sue after he was let off? That is what an innocent dude would have done but hmmmmmmmmm, the case just died.
Bloody GAYnners . . . . The victim cried foul when Van Persie insisted on anal sex.
He was even quoted saying "That is how Le Prof bruise us in the shower-room". grin grin grin grin

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Amsterdam? I have been to Amsterdam more times than i have journeyed to Lagos in the last 5 years.
Your galz are so ugly . . . . .so hard to tell from a decent chic and a LovePeddler . . .
Blimey, all of em are whores . . . Your RED LIGHT DISTRICT is fuckery. No wonder Van Persie was pissed and raped a Nigerian Model.
Man Utd fans are STRAIGHT . . . .ARSEnal fans love it in their ARSEs. . . .

@ Islander,

I am on me way now . . . .
Get ya umbrella cos we might need to shield us from the prying eyez of em GAYnners.
The only language they speak is MAN-MAN action.
Pataki was arrested last year for FELLATING on a 70-year-old man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 11:29pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Vieira,

Stop acting ninnish!!!!!
Carling Cup is a shit cup but Ferguson felt he had to win it . . . and HE WON IT.
This is Arsene Wenger's 12th attempt to win the Carling Cup and it keeps evading him. How great is this WENGER?
There are 4 club competitions for the BIG 4 in the English Premiership.
Alex Ferguson has won all the 4 as a manager in Man United . . . . .Arsene Wenger is yet to WIN 2 of them in 11 years.
Puhleeeeeeease . . . . . .go and win something . . . ur trophy cabinet is dusty.

@ I-man,

Lemme crack a joke. . . . grin grin grin grin
I was checking on Cesc's wiki when i came across an interesting item.
Under Cesc's achievements, i saw Amsterdam Cup and the Emirates cup as few of the things he has achieved . . . . grin grin grin grin
Thats the depth of failure . . . .Man Utd won the same cup last year but it will be hard to see such against the names of Wazza and Ronaldo.
Playing for Arsenal is such a pain, whatchuthink?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 11:21pm On Dec 20, 2007
Vieira:
Debosky, careful you don't catch something o! See the result in Jackal.
You are a bloody pillock. . . .
Do u actually think everyone is like y'all Islington miscreants?
Jackal is all about class . . . .I don't do the Tolotolos and the Azzezats that keeps spreading syphillis that is affecting y'all GAYnners.
Wondering why Lordi and Loyika have been absent today? Wondering why u and Debosky have been busting guts?
Well . . . .i think its the result of the syphillis affecting y'all slim anus . . . In a community of gays, one shld expect diseases to FLY around.
ARSEnal, ARSEne, GAYnners, WenGAY . . . .Look at those words and tell me y'all ninnies aint gays . . . .
Fucking pricks!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 11:13pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ I-man,

Ohhhhh Ma Dayssss . . . . . grin grin grin grin grin grin
That was cheeky . . . . .GAYnners will start hyper-ventilating soon.
Bloody twats . . . .I have never seen such a huge assembly of losers in ma life.
While United fans are gloating about achievements like UCL and the TREBLE . . . .Debosky is WANKING himself with being a runner-up. tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Debosky,

A Janitor still gets paid . . . .innit?
Do u get paid swallowing Wenger's pre-cum? grin grin grin grin
Intel says u pay to let Arsene Wenger spurt frenchisized semen on ur tonsils. . . . .

Now, reaching the finals is an achievement for the Arses? What wont i hear on NL.
Can u tell me any season Man Utd has failed to finish as runners-up/champions in the last 15 years?
I support a team that hasn't failed yet to finish in the top 3 since the premiership started.
How about that for an achievement, u plonker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Islander,

Leave these GAYnners alone . . . .They are all cock-suckers.
Their women sleep with each other, their men do the same as well . . .They are all heterophobes. tongue tongue tongue

Lets go have a swim on the beach.
Bring your bikini(microkini) along while u are it. grin grin
I am tired of seeing u swim in sports bikini.  wink wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:43pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Debosky,

The only name that fits u right now is BILLY GOAT'S GRUFF.
Blimey . . . . .Van Persie spent 14 NIGHTS in custody while his case was being investigated.
David Dein used his influence, rubbed some palms and Robin was let off the hook . . . .
Meanwhile, Jonathan Evans spent only few hours in custody answering questions . . .He hasn't been charged yet.
He was told to come back in February for further questions as investigation continues.
14 NIGHTS vs 14 hrs?
Ladies in the house . . . pls decide who the JASON THE RAPIST is here . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Akola,

I was just being CHARITABLE. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 10:30pm On Dec 20, 2007
mrpataki:
Thanks for letting peace to reign. Gunners treat their ladies with respect. We don't rape our women. cool
Understatement of the year!!!!!
A certain Van Persie raped a NIGERIAN MODEL in Amsterdam. grin grin grin
I know Amsterdam is a land of prostitute so this is like Van Persie stealing a bucket of snow in Canada.
Gaynner Pataki, is this the way u roll in Holland as well?
Ooops, lemme rephrase that . . . . .erm , erm, how many Nigerians have u gang-banged since u moved to Amsterdam?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:25pm On Dec 20, 2007
Dry period for Man Utd?
You must be smoking your toe-nails . . . .
What should i expect from an Islington dude? Your hood is the most unruly area in the whole of London.

Some history lessons . . .
Ferguson
2003----Premiership.
2004----FA cup
2005---- undecided undecided undecided
2006----Carling Cup
2007----Premiership.
2008----FA, Premiership, UCL.

Arsene Wenger
2003----FA cup
2004----Premiership
2005----FA Cup
2006---- cry cry cry cry cry cry
2007---- cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
2008---- cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

CAN You FUCKING SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?

@ Debosky,

Your words can be likened to that of the MENTALLY-ILL.
Fucking hell. . . . .Eduardo's bills will rise to 16 million so y'all idiots don't know that?
So why do u think Carrick's deal was 16 million . . . .His transfer fees was just 13 milla but will rise to 18 milla if he wins UCL, Prem and other fuckeries.
It means, should this Arsenal side go on to win trophies(which i doubt) . . .Eduardo's fees will bust the 16 milla mark.
Why aint i surprised GAYnners don't know Bleep ALL? It is the association of the mental handicaps.
Errrm, errrrm, What is (x+1)(x+2)=48? I expect an average GAYnner to know algebra . . .If u don't know this . . .I will strike your name off on ma phone,.
Bloody ninny!!!!! grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:05pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Vieira & MC Omo,

Why don't y'all GAYNNER cunts take ur beef to Akola's thread?
Arsenal is bigger than Chelsea and yiddy yiddy yadda yadda.
The last time i checked . . . . .It is 2 TROPHYLESS seasons.
In anutha few months, it could be 3 . . . . I wish Wenger can stop this drought and give u frustrated beasts something to smile about. grin grin
Buncha Schmuks!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 9:48pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Akolawole,

There's nuthing Arsenal fans on this forum will not spew.
Its like flogging a dead horse. . . .they will never change, it goes beyond human understanding why an under-achieving team makes so much NOISE!!!!
Anyways, take a look at this . . . .

Blackburn: Friedel (free), Reid £2.5, Samba (free), Nelsen (free), Warnock (£1.5m) Bentley £4m, Savage £3m, Dunn £2.2m Pedersen £2.5m, Santa Cruz (free), Derbyshire (youth product)- total £15.7m

Arsenal: Fabianski,£2m, Justin Hoyte (youth), Senderos £2.5m, Song Billong £1m, Traore (?), Randall (youth), Diaby £2m, Denilson £3.4m, Diarra £4m, Eduardo £16m (depending on your source), Bendtner (youth), (Barazite (semi-precious,  obviously, )
Total £30.9m

From the stats here . . . . Eduardo is more expensive than the whole Blackburn team!!!!!!
Whichever way you look at it Blackburn are up to half as expensive as the arsenal reserves, and yet i thought it was Wenger who never spent any money!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ mrpataki,

I can see u have been smoking your bum-hair again . . . .Tsssk, tsssssk.
U need a comprehensive DETOX to flush all the spermflakes jamming ur brain's frequency.
JAKAJAKA----Charcoal-----What are u on about?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 8:58pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ I-man,

Where the Bleep have u been?
You left me alone to defend the fort against these shameless, hungry, naked and moronic gaynners.
Anyways, as u can see, i have killed most of em but Debosky won't just die . . . .FOOLS die hard, i guess.

@ Debosky,

Back to the topic . . . .

Larsson is a success because he scored one single goal against Tottenham . . . .Debosky is smoking his pubic hair again.
Compare Larsson's success to Guiseppe Rossi or David Beckham and get back to me.
This current bunch will continue to be pretenders till they all get tired and move on OR till Wenger gets sacked.
P.S. Jeremie Aliadiere holds the highest goal record in the FA youth cup in the history of English football.
How about that for a bit of history lesson to ur stinking ass. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 8:46pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Debosky,

You are a bigger Arrow than i thunk!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw Claude Dusseau's interview on a SKYSPORTS documentary on how England can develop its football from the grassroots.
The emphasis was laid on Clairefontaine academy in France and Dusseau claimed Aliadiere is one of the most gifted strikers he has ever worked with in his donkey years at the academy . . . .
How Wenger developed him so bad will forever be a mystery but i was very happy he engineered the halt of Wenger's unbeaten run.
That is what wankers get for mis-management. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 8:31pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Akola,

Nairaland gaynners are pathetic!!!!!!!
They can boast from now till eternity and it makes me wonder what makes GAYnners so special.
2 back to back TROPHYLESS season is nuthing to cheer as far as i am concerned . . . . .But the media/pundits seems to love em . . .
They have been labelled all kinds of terms . . . .Wenger's kids, beautiful side, sexy football, young brazilians and reh reh reh.

What happened to Quincy Owusu, Arturo Lupoli, Sebastian Larsson, Francis Jeffers, Sidwell, Bentley, Pennant et al.
Jeremie Aliadiere's case is horrendous . . . .He was supposed to be the next best thing after he graduated from Clairefontaine(same school Henry & Anelka attended).
His handler confessed ALIADIERE, HENRY and ANELKA are the best 3 strikers the academy has produced in a decade. Unfortunately, Wenger trashed him into the bin.
There's nuthing fantastic about this team UNTIL they start winning titles . . . .Titles after titles will make them great.
Scholes, The Nevilles, Beckham, Giggsy and Nicky Butt weren't GREAT because they played for United . . .they are LEGENDS because they won titles at a young age.
Until Arsenal does that . . . .they are just buncha fuckeries!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 2:00pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Vieira and Chuckdee4,

Lets be objective for once . . .
Everybody knows Arsenal fans spew more shit and fuckery than anyone else.
Lordimpaq was spot on with that comment and this is why i relate with him.
Loyika knows the TRUTH but club patriotism and sometimes sheer stupidity gets in his way . . . .

MC Omo, Debosky and A-40 only speak the TRUTH when Arsenal gets whupped. . . .
It means as far as Arsenal scraps victories and draws . . . .they believe Arsenal has the best team in the world.
I love Man Utd but i still say Wes Brown/O'Shea and even Saha are not good enough to wear the Red Devil's shirt . . . . .
This is what u will never see any Arsenal fan admitting to . . . .In their eyes, Senderos is better than Nesta and Almunia is better than Cech.
Anyways, i am just saying all this so y'all can know where i am coming from . . . .I hate GAYnners with a PASSION.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:40pm On Dec 20, 2007
i can't really say anything,

i can't be like them gunners or gayners as you would call it who give biased analysis about matches played,

so it would be wrong to judge all arsenal fans as being shyte, although most of them are, they just support blindly,

but really, just because of 90% fans are idiots, doesn't mean the entire fans are rubbish
,

because one nigerian is a fraudster doesn't mean all nigerians are fraudsters, people common,


JACKAL dislikes arsenal with a passion and hates arsenal fans  and hates nigerian arsenal fans even more,

frankly he hates us because of the supporters, the nigerian supporters,   my point is that the nigerian arsenal supporters are making arsenal look like a

"gbogbo ero" kind of club, area boys support arsenal, i'm pretty sure armed robbers support arsenal, an okada rider did not collect his fare from me, just because i wore an arsenal jersey, they have this funny motto i dislike with a passion "Gunners for life", the question is are they really gunners for life, if arsenal were relegated, they would never support arsenal again, frankly i want them to play rubbish one day get relegated and we'll see the what the fanbase would look like,


i'm just tired of the whole shebang, but that doesn't mean i would support the red devils or the blues or the reds, i'm a gunner and i'll always be a gunner
@ Chuckdee4,
THESE ARE THE WORDS OF LORDIMPAQ about ARSENAL fans. . . . . . He is the most objective gunner on this forum.
Need i say more . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:02pm On Dec 20, 2007
@ Chuckdee4,

U keep missing the points like a free-throw shot!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have told y'all GAYnners i'd rather Chelsea win the premiership title than Arsenal.
Chelsea fans are tolerable but ARSENAL fans are twats . . . .
Arsenal is yet to WIN anything but can u see the degree of their noise-making??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 11:24pm On Dec 19, 2007
@ Debosky,

I will shoot u if u wander around this territory again.
What do u want? RED DEVILS are STRAIGHT, not HETEROPHOBES like y'all GAYNNERS.
Kit and Loyika are somewhere shagging 'em brains out . . .tsssssk, tsssssssk
Wish we could go back to em mosaic laws . . .
It wld be amusing to see Kitaun's butt whupped in a market square.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:59pm On Dec 19, 2007
@ Debosky,

Like y'all kicked ass last year?
Drogba might be back by then and Chelsea is trying to sign LE ELK. tongue tongue
Just pray u guys don't cross paths . . . . .The peops at W. London are not happy about what happened on sunday.
Essien is trying to have one on Fabregas . . .It will be bloody.

@ Razorr,

Hold ur breath . . . .SKYSPORTS is about to proceed with the draws.
Everton? Tottenham? Arsenal?

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