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@ Razorr,

You have been swerved!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't blame Lordi though . . . . .The CHESTICLE appeal made him lie.
Lets be frank . . . Your chesticles were too luscious for Lordi to handle . . . .He had to lie.
Heard through the grapevine Lordi actually went to TB Joshua to get ur attention . . .but trust me boys to nail Lordi.

Forgive Lordi for what he has done . . . .
Come to think of it . . . . . . .Lordi is smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean  . . . . . . .compare the 2 pics . . . . . Lordi, u are the man.
I doff me hats for u.

@ Pinocchio,

So u still alive?
Nairaland's one and only resident retard.
I was told u were born feet first thus making u dyslexic and moronic at the same time.
Your mother should have aborted u as soon as u were conceived but she let a mentally-subnormal spaz like u survive . . .
Anyways, i am here to erase that mistake.
U might need to thaw out the those 2 brain cells u have got . . . . .

@ Razorr,

Sorry, babes.
Whats the question again?
Errrm, errrm, moving to ma house?
Why not? Ma doors are wide open plus ma bed is king-size.
I was wondering why u were pitching your tent with Lordi at first . . .
How do u manage in Lordi's duplex . . . NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ma private eye worked out Lordi's co-ordinates the last time he called me and we pinned his location to this building.
Behold . . . . . . SIR LORDI'S FULLY-DETACHED DUPLEX.

I copy, babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Arsenal fans and STUPIDITY co-exist!!!!!!!!!!

Now u see em now u don't . . . . .
Like they are poltergeists lurking around . . . . .reminds me of Amityville.

Roaches breed more roaches . . . . . Thats the truest statement i have heard u spew.
They can breed 1 million in a single season but what is the survival rate?
I think its about 1% . . . Can u beat that?

Its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowards always think quantity is the key . . . . They forget sterling quality is what counts.
I can battle 20000000 roaches single-handedly without breaking sweats . . .
Why anyone should be wasting hard-earned money in Lagos creating multiple ids beggars belief . . . .
The heat, stress, noise and mosquitoes is enough reason to discourage these cowards but joblessness has eaten deep into their fabrics.
Buncha douche-bags!!!!!

@ Islander,

I am right behind ya.
U cant be more right about the latest roach to emerge.
He was all over me ass some few months back on the sports section.
Always seeking me attention at every given opportunity . . . .
I can bet me mortgage the nincompoop is someone we know very well.
Maybe this is the right time to take 8 outta his 9 lives.

@ Islander,

Harsh? ? ?
I havent even started yet . . . .Jackal is just warming up!!!!

toba1909:
You're a big fool,i don't give a fucking damn about you. Moreover your club losting to Bolton doesn't make you sound like someone who ran out of a psychiatric. Infact you're mad to have said i am insane, is fistfighting not far better than making wrong accusations about officials? slowpoke

This is why there's a general feeling here that GAYnners are the biggest muppets on Nairaland.
Losting? A-40, Loyika, Vieira, Debosky and Lordi . . . . .Are u reading this?
This sexual deviant has to be the dumbest poof on this forum.
Gosh . . . . . . where were u when your mates were in school? Probably hunting grass cutters with your Dad!!!!!!!!

How many times has Wenger called em Referees liars or called Van Nistelrooy a cheat?
I don't blame plastic fans like u . . . . You started watching the premiership this year so why should i bovver with your leaking brains?
We need to start doing something about your single digit IQ as u might infect others.
Lest i forget. . . . . .enrol in a school fast before u die of illiteracy . . .
Bloody Arrow!

@ Islander,

Leave the cretin alone.
He is an attention seeker . . . .and may also be on HEAT like a billy goat.

@ Islander,

I think we have a deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme call me travel agents and arrange something for next summer.
I ma get back to u on it later.

Meanwhile . . . . .when r u resuming your duties in the Sports section?
Ya seat is so dusty now cos u have not sat on it for 6 weeks.
I think u should start multi-tasking!!!!

@ Islander,

Say no more!!!!!!!!!!
I have seen enuff on the tube meself.
Beautiful islands in pristine condition!!!!! I am drooling already.

Now lets flip the script . . .
What about Crocs, Alligators, Sharks, Anacondas and em dangerous animals?
Are u hiring a tour-guide or ARE YOU THE TOUR GUIDE?

@ Islander,

I havent decided where . . . .I have heard so much about em places.
Vinny, Dominica, Virgin Islands, St. Lucia, Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados . . . .the list is endless.
I am spoilt for choice here . . . . .which of em is the most interesting?
Chacal will come to St. Vincent if u promise to take me where Jack Sparrow was nearly eaten by em savages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

It must be the most populous assembly of roaches . . .
The last head-count is about 3 dozens . . . .  Reminds me of the Vietcongs and the Skinnies in Mogadishu.
They don't die easily so keep shooting . . . Dont hesitate to spray fire and use your ammo wisely.

As per orgasms . . . . .I rest me case.
Even Le Chacal as a boss can't stop his favourite employee from doing her thang.
You had me in stitches there . . . . having orgasms after spewing venomz on peops?
Are u this violent?

@ Islander,

Hey Amigo,
What is cracking here?
You seem to have your hands full these days . . . . .
Please squash this beef . . . .
At this rate, u will finish all the ammo in me arsenal.
When are u taking me to St. Vincent?

toba1909:
No excuses on the lost,Manchester United was thrashed. Thats the simple fact,if he dey pain you na your stress,SAF will also be penalize for wrongly accusing the referee. Why his he always accusing match officials whenever he lost or draw matches? Poor old man.

Who is this asswax hurling puke on this thread? Are u insane?
Get your stinking ass out of here before it gets kicked.
You forgot to mention Arsene Wenger was fistfighting Alan Pardew last season . . . .
Bloody Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Akolawole,

Thats the simple truth.
I saw Wenger on SKYSPORTS prior the match on Wednesday and he suggested firmly England should go 4-5-1 at Wembley.
This might convice u. . . . . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2007/11/20/sfnwen120.xml

@ Akola,

You are flogging a dead horse.
Of course, a Russian billionaire offered incentives to Croatia for beating England.
Spartak Moscow owner Leonid Fedun donated 4 Mercedes Benz cars to Croatia's top 4 players after the match in Wembley.
I doubt if Eduardo of Arsenal was among the players that eventually got the car keys but Pompey's Niko Krancj[b]car[/b] got one.

As per the tactical error . . . .I am having a smile.
It was Arsene Wenger that suggested England should play 4-5-1 at home . . . Is that formation familiar to u?
That was the same tactics that nearly made Arsenal lose at the Emirates when they played Man Utd.
Dont blame McClaren . . . . .Wenger confused him.

@ Akolawole,

Liverpool is well-equipped to win the premiership but Rafa is their problem.
They have been unlucky with injuries as well . . . . Alonso, Agger and Pennant add an extra dimension to the team.
I hope they get booted out of UEFA so they can concentrate fully on the league . . . .I wanna see their character and hunger.

@ Dayokanu,

Your theory is flawed.
PAUL SCHOLES is the man for Man Utd.
GERRARD is the key-man in Liverpool.
LAMPARD calls the shotz at Chelsea.
BENTLEY does it for Blackburn.
FLABBYASS is the icon at Arsenal so what the heck are u on about?

@ MC Omo,

You again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, enjoy ur night.
I will look out for u on the battlefield.

@ Gamine,

See for just one day and spend a week in the country? Thats unacceptable.
I am gonna be taking u away for 4 days at least so work out your strategy!!!!!
The weather forecast keep saying its gonna be freezing cold next month . . . .I am gonna need loads of ya warmth!!!!

On the flip side . . . .maybe i should come to Nigeria.
When excatly are u coming back from ur trip?
Lemme know so i can analyse the situation . . . .

@ Gamine,

At this rate, i will make u marry your Dad if u don't listen to me.
Granted, he pays your school fees but can u compare that to the quality time i am going to give u.
I have just copped a black card from American Express and Selfridges and Harrods is close to where i stay.
Think about this offer . . . . . Its mouth-watering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You want me to come to Nig?
Lagos wont be so much fun by the time u get back.
You are too book-wormish to have ma time in January so i wont be caught in that bait of yours.
Get your ass to jand!

@ Gamine,

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family trip to where? Hell Nah . . . . . .start dreaming up excuses why u cannot make the trip with your family.
Errrm, errrm, Aerotisis, Barotrauma, Nausea and whatever u can think of to stop your ol' man from taking u along.
You must come to England next month or kill a full-blooded young man(Chacal)  

@ Islander,

Of course.
They dont have the gall to last in a battlefield.
Its so nauseating to know a group of ninnies will form a posse and start causing chaos on a forum.
I think Admin needs to do something to their single digit IQs before they turn this place into a market square!

@ Gamine,

Where have u been?
I thunk i had lost u.
Dayuuuuuuuum, can't u get a return ticket to the UK this Xmas?
The cold is killing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

Snakes and rats at it again?
Those buncha sexual-deviants will do anything to bring u down.
They have a new posse known as THE ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL-HANDICAPS.
Keep ya head up and shoot anything that moves . . . . .no exceptions.

Gamine:
wishing someone special would come right here

That someone special is here.
Where have u been?

@ Akola,

Nah . . . . .
Tevez wasn't bought to replace Ruud but i think Eduardo was brought in to replace Henry!!!!!!!!
The thang is . . . . .I just dont like the way GAYnners spew shit whenever Fergie's boyz fail to bag 3 points.
Apache has put up more virtuoso performance than Eduardo this season . . . . . Eduardo cannot even start ahead of Walcott @ Arsenal.
He is the worst buy this season by any standards and he was bought to replace Henry . . .Wenger admitted it.

Anyways, nice win for Chelsea.
What was Essien thinking copping a RED CARD in the final seconds of the game.
There was no threat and he swung an elbow across Miller's face. He is now going to miss 3 decisive games in December.
Avram Grant should give him some hair-dryer treatment cos he has just clogged Chelsea's wheels with his daft thinking.
I dont understand why Michael Essien is still immature at this level . . .Shame on him.

debosky:
@ I-man

Tevez missed sitters in the only two games MU have lost this season, why shouldn't he be slated? thats a worrying trend, so comparing with Henry is really missing the point. I'm not judging from a single performance, but on two losses this season where he had the chances to change the game and wasted them.

Tevez the ish? I don't think so, he's good but nowhere near what Jackal and co make him out to be. even Teslim Fatusi would look good if he was playing with Ronaldo and Rooney in a forward line

He is still better than Eduardo as far as the EPL is concerned.
Eduardo cannot even start ahead of Theo Walcott . . . . .Thats how wack and disappointing he is.
Lets give him a bit of time maybe he would click next season.
Apache is good but if he doesnt get the required service  . . . . .he will not give a sterling performance.
Tevez was jaded after his trip to Bogota. Asking him to shoulder Wazza/Ron's responsibilities is a tad unfair.

Comparing results of this season to last season is a bit folly.
C'mon . . . . .the same personnel didnt play. Add Rooney, Ronaldo and Vidic to today's game and United would have won 4-0.
There are so many factors that decide this schitzo . . . .Form on the day is highly important so stop spewing bollocks.
United/Arsenal lost to West Ham home and away last season but u went there this season and won . . . .
Football aint mathematics . . . . . If it is, Arsenal wouldnt have lost to Blackburn FC in last year's FA S/finals or drawing 2-2 at home to Man Utd.

@ Doyin,

Tevez is the man!!!! I will rather have him than the misfiring Eduardo who is still adapting to the Prem after 6 months!
He shouldnt have played today if Rooney was fit.
His long journey to Bogota got him exhausted but he still made some impact . . . .everyone loses clear chances.
Henry and Hleb missed more clear chances than Tevez did today . . . so why slate the Argie.
He will come good as soon as the members of the HOLY TRINITY return to the squad.

Debosky is a Arrow.
Henry choked at UEFA Champions league against Barca, Choked against PSV in the same competition and was missing when Man Utd spanked Arsenal 6-1 some seasons ago.
Debosky of all peops should know u cannot judge a player from a single performance . . . . . .Tevez is class.
The whole team played badly in the 1st half and u cannot blame APACHE for that.
No quality service for 60 mins until Anderson came on as a sub . . . . Carrck should be swapped for Berba in January.

@ Debosky,

Stop talking like a ninny.
Sheffield Wednesday in the Premiership last season? Debosky . . . . .stop smoking jointz.
Man Utd as a team have had more shocking results against bottom teams than any other team.
Fact is . . . . .United is expected to beat any team in the Premiership . . . . We are that good.

Meanwhile. . . . .Over-reliance in some few players? The answer is NO.
Nuthing kills a team more than changing the personnel in the back four.
If we had Vidic today, we wouldn't have lost especially against a team like Bolton who pumps long balls.
No Rooney, Ronaldo, Scholes, Neville and Vidic(last season's PFA team members) . . . .compare em to Hleb, Cesc, RVP and who else?
Read between the lines, negro . . . . .  .We spanked Tottenham/Sunderland without Roon and Ronaldo.
Today's result is just ONE OF EM DAYS.
Afterall, when u went there last season . . . . .You got spanked 3-1.

@ whitelexi,

Stop talking through your ass.
Vidic plays for Serbia and Montenegro . . . . What has that gotta do with England.
Besides, Ferguson is Scottish.

Man Utd losing to bottom sides is a tradition.
We lost to West Ham last season at this stage so its no biggie.
When we had to do the biz against Gaynners on 3/11 . . . . we outplayed ya.
This loss will only spur anutha 10 winning streak that will haul United back neck on neck with the GAYnners.

We dont do unbeaten . . . . .Expect us to lose 4-5 games this season and still WIN the Premiership.

@ Debosky and Doyin,

It was the worst team selection from Alex Ferguson.
Going to Bolton . . . . .Vidic should have started whether injured or not due to the long ball strategy Bolton are used to.
Fergie's second goof was starting Carrick ahead of Anderson. United didnt get going until Anderson came on.
Anderson gave a MOTM performance despite playing just 30 mins.
Carlos Queiroz made everything worse by keeping Ronaldo on the bench. His excuses were . . . .erm, erm, Ronaldo played 2 international games during the week.
Blimey . . . . .Ronaldo is 22 and getting paid 120k a week . . . . . . CQ should have at least kept CR7 on the bench to play 15-20 mins
.
Anyways, no excuses . . . .the team that played should have beaten Bolton blue black.
Loads of chances but Tevil and Evra made the weird choices . . . . .
3 points at this stage hardly matters . . . . .this time last season, we had lost to Arsenal and the Hammers and still won the league.
Debosky will say its 6 points(Arsenal's game in hand) but it still don't mean shit . . . . .
United can turn this around when the big players get back.

P.S. When is Neville coming back? 2010?

TEVEZ: What have u done?
How could u have missed from 6 yards especially when the GAYNNERS are winning!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Hell.