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Gamine:
u know how the system is

they wont give me first class until i ,

do smthing really bad

and u wont like me again

its really not worth it.

Thats interesting!!!!!!!
Something bad? Can u elaborate please.
I will like to know how easy a chic can cop 1st class in your school.

U know the right things to do?
Gam, now u talking . . .
Anyways, have u bought ma Xmas gifts . . . .If its not Louis Vuitton . . . I dont receive em.

@ I-man,

Imagine GAYnners saying they have got class.
Only few of em actually spew like real soccer-buffs . . . . .majority of em are just twats.
Soccer-illiteracy reign supreme and they are not organised . . . . .they have the biggest assembly of muppets on any weblog.

@ Gamine,

Sun shines out of your ass?
I guess ma fingers will burn while touching u.
Anyways . . . .Jackal is an iceberg . . . so what gives?

Honestly, i need to talk to your lecturers.
They keep stressing u up . . . They must make sure u come out with a 1st class.
Anything short of that is criminal.

@ Islander,

The deal is done.
Check your e-banking!

@ Chuckdee4,

Are u sure?
I think Arsenal freezes on European nights away from England.
Lets see what pans out before u start singing Eduardo's praises . . .
He is not really the bollocks.

@ Loyika,

Take ur song to Def Jam studios.

Sevilla might turn the screw tonight.
Dont get too over-confident.
Arsenal might get whupped tonight and the league form is quite different to Europe.


@ Islander,

That Arrow molests young animals as well.
RSPCA(Animal protection peops in UK) are still looking for this plonker after raping puppies and kittens in Manchester.

@ Islander,


Nahhhhhhhhh. You cannot out-dress the bride.
Her outfit will be customised by em designers who suit up KINGS!!!!!!

P.S. Where is the account number and SWIFT code?

@ Gamine.

Where art thou?

@ Loyika,

Dont cause another ruckus here.
Guess what? Jay-Z pulled out his album from i-tunes . . . .Can u believe that?
Peops that pre-ordered were able to get theirs but other members cant do nuthing about it again.
This is why i hate JIGGA . . . . .Fucking Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile . . . . .whats it gonna be tonight at Sevilla?
Fabiano and Kanoute . . . .seems to be on FIREEEEE

@ Gamine,

Anutha lecture by 4pm?
Thats gross . . . . .wait a minute, are u doing a Ph.D. course?
Tell these lecturers to let u be . . . . .

@ Islander,

Dont sweat it . . . .u will be invited.
Matter of fact, the honey-moon will be in St. Vincent.
Heard from the grapevine u could even be the chief bride's maid . .

@ Islander,

I dont have ur e-mail addy.

@ Kitaun,

Stop talking like a NINNY.
The best centre-halves in this country is Rio and Vidic.
Both of em made the PFA team last season and they are still waxing strong . . . .
Toure ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

Who is this she-male disturbing u?
What actually went down and why is he after ur ass?
Fill me in . . . .

@ I-man,

Please tell Kitaun!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOS is better than any reserve defender Wenger has got in his kitty.
Lets face it . . . . .Gallas and Toure will be on the bench at Man Utd. . . .I dont really see em displaying Vidic and Rio.

The Weird MC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where have u been?
So u think Pique/Gambian Turkey combo aint powerful?
Are they not better than Senderos and Cygan?

@ I-man,

We have Brown, Silvestre, O'Shea, Pique and Simpson

@ guyman2,

How can we operate on the level of em GAYnners?
We have got 9 titles, remember?
What i am just trying to say here is we still have 6 months to go and the title race cannot be decided but what happened in November!!!!
The GAYnners are flying but around the corner lies GRIEF, SORROW and TEARS for them.

Fergie left out Vidic and Ronaldo deliberately to keep em fresh for hectic december fixtures.
It seems someone told Ferguson Bolton will be over-aggressive with our lads . . . .Fergie did the right thing.
I would have been livid if we had won 10-0 with Ronaldo getting crocked for 6 weeks in the process . . . .
This is man-management . . . . .the team we sent out to play Bolton was capable of beating them but shit happens.
The only mistake i think Fergie made was starting Carrick ahead of Anderson.
I think Carrick can only partner Scholes . . . . .Owen and Anderson have formed their own partnership and it shouldnt be changed.

@ I-man,

Rafa should ship about 10 players off and make some income.
There are too many mediocre players in Liverpool but i agree he needs more quality players to challenge the other BIG 3.
The loss of Agger is really affecting the defence as Hyppia is past it . . . .
I just pray Agger sits on the bench when we play em on 16/12 . . . . . . . . we need 3 points cos i am sure Arsenal/Chelsea will end in a draw.
Its time to start closing the gap.

I think u should shove ur ill-luck up your ass.

What is the big deal in losing to Bolton?
Gaynners went there last season and got spanked 3-1.
The Premiership is not won in November . . . . Fergie did the right thing resting his players.
Ronaldo would have been crocked for 8 months if he had played against Bolton . . . and peops like u would still blame Fergie for playing him.
December is the crunch month . . . .lets see how we fare by January 1.

I can't believe this idiotic and moronic son of a LovePeddler has logged out.
Fucking Hell . . . .I just love it when fools resort to cussing after getting bruised . . . .
I warned u earlier to bring it or shut it . . . . You made the wrong choice, gay . . .You named the wrong pocket for your 8-ball.
Anyways, the truth can be so bitter . . . .I shouldnt have told ya u were conceived by a resident LovePeddler.

When will u wanksters acknowledge i am too violent to play with?
Can't you tell the difference between me and your nymphet mother?
Go use the pythagoras theory and do the math on this . . add up every beef paragraphs i have averaged since January 06.
Bleep with Chacal and they find your corpse at the bottom of a cliff.
Stick 6 bottles up your momma's pussy even though i doubt it might fit .  . If it doesn't fit, 5 might just shade it.
Anutha vermin eats the dust . . . . Aiiyo A-40, can u show me the next prey?

@ Akola,

I have to be caustic to keep this place tidy.
The only language bastards like toba1909 understand is swear words.
If i have disappointed u . . . .go to the nearest pub and wash it down with red wine.
I will not let a vermin like toba1909 escape without punishment.

@ toba1909,

You think i ma let u go without replying your last comment? I am having a laugh.
Lemme start this way . . . . .
You are a product of a cheap drunk Bleep . . . Entered the world and came out of a poisonous womb.
Your doom was predicted from day one because the entities that made u were stupendously mis-guided.
Why aint i surprised? Your mother was a resident LovePeddler touts use to relieve their stress . . . .
It was just unfortunate that one of those late nights sex rendezvous resulted to u being born retarded.
The world has to cope with an slowpoke like u around . . . .

I spit venom from the tip of ma tongue to burn ear-drums . . .
Cretins like u wont be spared and i will continue to bludgeon u till your pulse stops.
It seems u don't even know what u have gotten yourself into . . . . .
Maybe the marijuana your sick mother consumed while u were in her tummy got into your brain cells through her rotten placenta.
Lets do a trade . . . . . Ma dog for your mother . . . .I would love to keep her on a leash and make her walk on her fours . . . .
It would def'ly make a good scenery watching her pick crumbs on the ground with her rotten mouth(if she aint wearing a nylon muzzle).
You sure u want to do this? I am on FIRE and i am ready to club, beat, rip, tear and dislodge your tissues.
You can call 999 if u so wish . . . . . You cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ toba1909,

Another waste of bandwidth!!!!
Guess what? I wont give the attention u crave yet.
I am going to delay it and hit u where it hurts . . . .
Moronic beings like u should be stopped interacting with intelligent people.
You pose a risk to this community . . . . .U are nothing but a spastic, mentally-derailed gorilla.

@ Akola,

Maybe u should warn this billy-goat to self-service off this thread.
I am still warming up . . .it takes time to get me going but once i get in the groove, not even his mom can save him.
Another idiotic gaynner suddenly emerges from nowhere to cause chaos on the United zone . . . .How sick is that?
Anyways, it has been fully confirmed that STUPIDITY and Gaynners co-exist.
One thing is sure: somebody is about to get HURT!!!!!!!!!!!

U have exams on the 8th of Jan?
Damn . . . . . .
Anyways, i think the only option left is for u to travel to the UK.
Tell ur dad u are going on a field trip to see Rutherford's experiments in Manchester . . .He should believe that.
Start packing ur bags and leave Nig before 20th of december. . . .

I dont want u to fail.
Nothing is really happening . . . .Its freezing down here.
Read very hard before u travel and lets hope u can retain what u have read till the 8th.
Ya sister told me u have got a good retentive memory.
Lest i forget, bring some goodies for me. . . . .

@ toba1909,

Stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum.
Think before u spew . . . . .take the advice of your fellow GAYnners and run!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wanna have a go at me? You'd rather piss on an electrical fence.

Tell u what? You are the biggest prat on this forum.
You nearly crashed the site yesterday with your grammatical bomb-shell.
Get a life . . . .You cannot expect to come to ma thread and spew fuckery without getting bruised.
You got 2 choices here . . . .Bring it or shut it!!!!

@ Gamine,

Wicked love? Nahhhhhhh. . . . . .
I dont do anything cruel and i am confident u can live with these conditions.
4th of January is not that bad but be prepared to resume for school 2 weeks later.
Miss u too.

toba1909:
Animal,whose attention am i seeking? You and your cohort? A simple typographical error has turned you into a pig,what's your qualification?That you're calling somebody an illiterate,you must be suffering from mouth diarrhoea to have bring in my Dad. I don't blame you,i blame the idiots that makes you feel you're the only one here.

I cant believe this deranged animal can still come here and rant like a diseased pussy.
U call losting a typographical error? Me church mind says it was a function of your distorted brain cells.
Look at this miscreant asking what ma qualifications are . . . . . U cant even stand where i sit so shut ur traps and keep an eye on ur lip.
U will soon know what i am about . . . . . Keep it coming!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . .
Tell her ma heart goes out to her.
I miss TOH . . . . .

Roc Boys . . . . . . . Jay-Z
Sweetest Girl . . . .Wyclef featuring Akon and Lil' Wayne.
Snitch . . . . . . . . . .Obie Trice featuring Akon.

@ Debosky,

Benitez brought in 26 million pounds and squandered around 45 million quid.
Thats a net expenditure of 19 milla pounds which is not too much by Liverpool's standards.
I am aware they are building a new stadium but lets face it . . . .they need more quality players.
Maybe Fergie knew what he was doing when he stopped Heinze from joining the Scousers.
Heinze would have deputised for Daniel Agger who has been really missed . . . . .
Hyppia is just a Arrow. . . . .Stephen Keshi at 56 is better than him.
Alonso, Benayoun and Pennant are all out . . . . .Trust me . . . .Liverpool will struggle if they don't buy players in January.

P.S. Where's TOH?

@ Debosky,

Y'all people seem to misunderstand Rafa.
He said: Some players are available in the market as we speak and he wants to buy them before moneybags get a sniff.
Granted, he bought loads during the summer but lets face it . . . .he didnt spend more than 20 million quid.
He spent 40 million pounds and sold players for around 22 mil quid . . . . .so the net is around 20 milla.
The Spaniard knows the UEFA title is gone and wants to strengthen his squad to challenge Wenger, Grant and Ferguson.
I didnt even mention Eriksson and Harry Redknapp . . . . . .Rafa is not Oliver Twist . . . .He is just a Mourinho.

Losting? Debosky, please educate your lads.

@ Razorr,

Flavoured(strawberry) condoms might do.
You also need to bring proof that Lordi didnt lace your CHESTICLES with THUNDERBOLT.
I don't want to die

DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets take precaution . . . . .bring 2 packs of condoms.
Now before u start screaming . . . .Sex might be on the menu, u never know with RED WINE.
Condoms are essential because its better to have it when u don't need it THAN need it when u don't have it.

@ Islander,

Actually, his sexual deviance(paraphilia) was inherited from his old man.
Although, this Arrow's issue is mainly frotteurism(touching and rubbing against a non-consenting person)
These are the kind of idiots that rubbed their willys against your bum in a crowded bus or club.
He is a retard!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back to Lordi and watch how mosquitoes, roaches and soldier-ants sting your cute ass back to stone age.
Renounce Chelsea now or stay with Lordi in that shambolic hut.
From what i was told, There's a big anaconda that roams within the 100-metre-radius that covers Lordi's residence.
Imagine u and Lordi sewating it out in a moonless night and the big snake watching and darting his fangs!!!!
There are also Hot Gorillas and Chimpz lying in wait to pick up the scraps. . . . .
Death become u-----------------You seem to have no choice here.
Renounce Chelsea and stay alive!!!!!!!!!!!

Razorr:
Please get your crib ready, cause I'm moving in tonight. And please note that it ain't g'onna be a temporary arrangement o. It's straight to the altar for me, so I hope you ain't scared of commitment, cause we're g'onna sign a lifetime contract.

I have got no problem with that if u can renounce CHELSEA tonight.